#and you can say it's boring or whatever

[smilesrobotlover]

No one asked about Hyrule’s parents so I decided to just draw them anyways cuz they make me happy fhdjdbdkdbdk

Hyrule’s dad is obviously a Hylian and his mom is a great fairy. Normally Great fairies keep their distance from Hylians cuz there’s a risk of making half fairies, which are highly valuable in the black market. Fairy blood can heal anything and can even bring back the dead as long as you have the body or something. Fairies are small and don’t have enough blood to make it valuable, great fairies have a lot of blood but are too powerful to capture. However, half fairies are far more valuable because they’re big enough for blood, but weaker than great fairies so they’re easy to capture. The only defense they have is that they look like Hylians and their magic. In order to keep a child out of harms way, the great fairies do not get close to Hylians. Buuuut sometimes mistakes happen and Hyrule’s mom got too close to his dad, and Hyrule was born. Hyrule’s dad understood the severity of the situation so he tried to keep his child safe, but when Hyrule was ten he wandered off and got roped up into the hero business while his dad assumed he was dead. Hyrule barely remembers his dad tho.

#legendofzelda #legend of zelda #legend of zelda au #zelda au #link between links #they’ve been in my head for a while #but I was always nervous to do anything with them cuz that felt cringe #but I gotta remember that I got a lotta cringe followers so I can be cringe and free to you guys /lh #and when I say cringe I mean it in a good way #there’s good cringe and there’s bad cringe and I consider this good cringe #ok I’m gonna stop talking #i hate my lighting #it looks so good on my laptop and then on my phone it’s super dull and boring #ugh #whatever I don’t care #just take some parents #congrats to Hyrule’s dad to also be a living biological father #actually Hyrule is the only one with living parents fr 😩 #and Hyrule’s dad is shorter than Hyrule #that’s why he’s so tiny #tiny dad fr #anyways dhsjbddkndk #idk what backgrounds are bro #i guess she’s just chilling in the middle of a field for fun idk don’t think too hard about it

[skunkes]

there's a subset of "he would not fucking say that" when it comes to peoples...personal interpretations of characters in media thats like. His ass would NOT be a good father to your children 😭

#i mean i cant say anything bc id do the opposite like if a character i enjoyed had and wanted children...not anymore #talkys #but i jst think its so funny....''you jst know je'd be such a good dad!'' NO HE WOULD NOT? 😭 #i also just think its so boring like if youre gonna make a character a parent at least explore them being a bad one 😭 #i had a mutual talk about smthng adjacent to this recently about like why is it that women characters #who become mothers also suddenly become wise and motherly like why cant they be bad at it #anyway yeah no they would be an absent parent and you know that #I GET IT bc it can be whatever you want in your brainzone but ykwim

[meganechan05]

KingOhger Preliminary Meeting in a Nutshell

And the Producer(s) are just fanning the chaotic flames.

#Men women and Rita all wanted Himeno when she said shes looking for a spouse #the tension of Ch1 KaguRacs can be cut with a knife #Giramie. YanGira. you get it #HimeRitaMorf. need i say more? #Whatever tf Kamejim and Desnarak were having #Dugded is just a gay prep guy bored out of his mind #Cleo and Elegance have something #pretty sure Romane and Shiokara would hit it off if WBlue didnt exist #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #kingoh doodles #comic doodle #toei #takamina #kamihoriuchi #kingoh production

[st4zia]

Marina, where are you?

#splatoon #splatoon side order #splatoon fanart #marina ida #off the hook #no description #okay..can i...rant a little bit because i.... have so much to say about side order #first of all i love LOVE the concepts like bleached coral a menacing dark goop futuristic dystopia TABI SHOES & agent 8s new uniform?!!!!!! #its giving margiela which btw i feel was the inspiration behind toni kensa & that entire brand BUT THats for another post #its like the devs catered side order TO ME.....LMFAO like im obsessed with everything about it so far and the intrinsic horror that comes #along with this concept its just... #immediately after watching the trailer i thought if marina is the final boss~ how would that play out whats going on #so ofc i had to draw it out and like the idea of marina possessed by some sort of mega computer obsessed with order like you get my drift? #you know how fucking cool that would be i just feel like since everything is up to speculation right now im going haywire #i read in the jpn version of some article translation marina was becoming disillusions with oth cuz pearl mentioned she was #getting bored with their music hence the damp socks collab and ghosted marina for some time SO WHAT IF..... #feeling like she was discarded / ghosted...her resentment lingered and she turned to whatever was creepin in that dark goop #to maybe find some reasoning as to why pearl was getting bored with oth (or marina...) #like we were all joking that side order will be the off the hook wedding planning DLC but like WHAT IF IT WAS THE BREAK UP......... #also i mentioned toni kensa earlier what if side order is actually his doing like the color scheme red white and black its all there in the #trailers WHAT IF?!!! so many possibilities im gonna explode #anyway thats just my theories anything is game until nintendo destroys all of our expectations come this spring #this is so long if youre reading this thank you like genuinely thank you for taking the time to read this incoherent rant about a squid gam #have a lovely day <3333 #oh & high five to anyone who knows what poster i used for reference here hehe..

[eldrtchmn]

personal rant incoming

#i haaate when ppl coming with this money can't make you happy monologue #when they clearly never had to worry about not having money #not having worry about food bc u don't have money for it #or paying bills #and he can just do whatever he wants go on a year long vacation to travel around the world #like how stupid do you have to be to think that??? not having to work for a year guess what thatade you happy I bet #so none of this bullshit #if I had enough money to pursue what I like to go to uni I'd be so much happier if I had more money to help my sisters I'd be so much more #happier #fck these ppl honestly #money can solve so much of my problems #fix probably all of them #but whoever says these just a boring ass person who can't do anything with their money #bc they have no interest or literally anything to live for #I'm angry sorry 🙄😡🤬

[scaredgirlsilly]

a lil short story i wrote. under the cut cause its kinda long. about love, devotion, isolation, and the ocean. maybe a lil yuri too.

Her Love

"You know, everyone else says im crazy."

The sound of the waves fill the night air, the beach solely illuminated by the full moon bouncing off the water.

"They say... They say I need help. They say that *they* are gonna help me. Pfft. Fat fuckin chance. Like they ever cared about me."

A young woman sits on the shore with her legs drawn into her chest, the waves lapping at the sand only a few feet away. Her eyes are filled with tears. Salty. Just like her love.

"They... They never fucking cared. No one ever called or- or texted, no contact for months. Months! As soon as I say that I'm gonna... They make a huge fuckin deal about it. But- But when have they ever cared?! Never! Not fuckin once."

The waves have finally reached her feet, and she relaxes as it brushes against her. She looks at the ocean, and a faint smile crosses her face.

"I'm doing this for me. They can all.. I don't know... Cry at the funeral. But this... This will be the first time I make a decision for me. For us."

The ocean has reached ankle depth, and she feels the pull of the tides as it goes back out to sea. Her lover is calling for her, beckoning for their consummation.

"I... heh... I think I'm scared. I... I don't know whats on the other side. I mean... I know you'll be there for me, like you always have, but it's... it's alot I guess..."

She wipes away her tears and snot, and holds her hand out to her lover. The pull of the waves feels like a welcome home she never got to experience. Finally, someone who actually *wants* her. Someone who, no matter what, wants to be with her. Forever.

"Well... It's now or never I suppose... I- I love you."

The waves surge as if in response. A call of love back. But she knows better.

She gets up, the tide now at her shins, the pull of the waves making it hard to stand. Butterflies fill her stomach. Just the feeling of the waves pulling her, no one has ever wanted her like her lover wants her now. That thought fills her mind with all kinds of feelings. Anger that those around her only used her, sadness that she could not live a life with her peers, but also a deep sense of content. Finally, someone, *anyone*, wants her. *Needs her*. Someone finally loves her as much as she loves them.

She steps into the waves, wading into the freezing ocean. Her teeth chatter, her legs are numb, and her smile is beaming. Her tears have stopped, and all she is thinking about is her lover.

As she walks farther, she gets to the point where she cant walk anymore. She starts to swim, about another 10 to 15 feet. There, it can finally happen. They can be one.

As she gets to where she wanted to be, she giggles as the waves try to push her under. Like a partner playfully pulling her to bed, she must remind her lover that she will do it when shes ready.

"Be patient silly," she giggles to her lover.

Finally. It's time. The freezing waters of her lover numb her body. Its hard to tell where her body ends, and where her lover begins. Exactly how she wanted it.

She dives under the waves, tring to go as far down as she can, to have as much of her lover around her as possible. Her lungs ache, her limbs sting from the cold, and her heart is full with a love she has never experienced. Finally, her time has come. To show her love exactly how much she wants to be together. Together forever.

There, in the dark water of her lover, the only light from the moon overhead, she takes a moment to steel herself. To fight back thousands of years of evolution, for one solitary moment of devotion. To the only one who ever truly loved her.

She opens her mouth, whispers a silent "I love you", and breathes in.

The water fills her lungs instantly, like it was all it ever wanted to do. It burns like no pain has before, as she flails under the water uselessly. The light of the moon grows dimmer, the cold of the water seems farther away than ever, and the smile on her face has never been wider.

Finally. She is one with her lover. And it couldn't have been any better.

#my stories #ive had serious creative block for like a month now and it fuckin sucks #this helped a bit. honestly im just glad i can still make stuff i like #idk tell me what you think. it always does kinda suck when i show people my art and all they say is “wow thats cool!” #like they dont have anythung else to say about it. like damn is it that boring kfhskdhsjd #idk whatevs

[aceofspades-sml]

The thing about being a fan of classic literature is that it's becoming incredibly hard to find people to share your passion with and I just think that's super sad

#and when I say that I mean there are literally three people I can have a decent conversation with about classic literature (irl not online) #two of them are my partners and that's why we even started interacting in the first place so I'm happy about that but like #still irl that means I know a grand total of three people who have read les mis or the three muskeeters. two who have read war and peace. #and my girlfriend is the only person I know who read the count of monte cristo. and her and max are the only ones for a tale of two cities #and those are only like a few examples but like. I literally live in france and do you guys even know how hard it is #to even find a SINGLE person who has read les mis ??? notre dame de paris ?? 93 ?? #and listen I am not saying that to offend people who don't read classic lit because you can do whatever you want but #when the argument is 'it's boring' and it's like. wrong. #edmond dantes spent years killing people under a fake identity to get revenge on the guy who married his childhood sweetheart. try again. #I don't know it just annoys me so much like urgh #this was brought to you by the guy reading dracula yet again and who can't talk to anyone about it right now #leo's shit

[koiryuu]

put in the tags what item you've spent the most money on and how much it was

#not a gift!! personal expense #and dont say like pets or kids or your own medical bills or school or whatever #items!! objects!! #i guess you can say furniture if you want but thats kinda boring #anyway mine is my life size four foot tall lucario plush :) his name is fruit gummy and i got him with holiday money last year #he was $420 ! #close second is my native aoba figure who was somewhere in the ballpark of $200-300

[poppyseed799]

I feel like everyone’s forgetting that Jimmy dying first again is NOT the most likely outcome. It’s INSANE that he has died first four times. I want it to happen again BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE EVEN MORE INSANE. It’s most likely that he won’t be the first to die, and while that would be hype for him, I would mourn the loss of the highly improbable streak we had going.

#you can want him to survive for whatever reasons you want idc. but I saw someone say it would be boring and I got mad SORRY NOT PERSONAL #(I didn’t even read who made the post lol) #it’s just imo the most boring outcome is he doesn’t die first. cuz that’s what’s most likely! #but him beating all odds and dying first AGAIN would be so hype. to me. #like I said tho there’s many reasons to want him to not die first and I respect them #but man I just feel like people forget how insane this is. just cuz it’s happened every time so far doesn’t mean it’s likely. #sure it is a bit more likely that he won’t place well seeing as he’s not the greatest player #but to be FIRST OUT SPECIFICALLY is like wow. cuz don’t forget there’s tons of luck involved too! #like I do NOT think Jimmy would’ve been first out in LL had he not rolled 2 lives #and in DL it was bad luck that the first person to die was his soulmate #and there’s tons of other little things that no one can really control that can influence who dies #trafficblr #secret life smp

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

i was raised to be very polite and whatever and i get it. i like to be nice to people. but the whole "good morning! how was your day" and small talk stuff is just. unnecessary. i would find talking to people much more pleasant if we could initiate conversations with cool facts or interesting topics. i want to discuss interesting things not exchange niceties that everyone lies about anyway. i mean, if someone says 'how's it going' you have to say 'good' or whatever but you can't say 'life sucks can we move on from this?' it's silly to me. what i really love is when i meet someone and they have absolutely no filter. like yessss tell me your whole life story right now i need to know. it is much more interesting than the weather (though the weather is a good subject sometimes but i may just think so bc where i live has a tendency for wild weather. when it's good it's boring but starting a conversation with 'yeah i got locked out of the buildings when they auto-locked during the windstorm and had to grab a bench bc the pressure was enough to knock me over and the locks on the doors were constantly turning on and off so i had to figure out how to open the doors when i could sneak inside so that i didn't abandon other people to the brutal winds' like. that's fine. i like that but normal weather talk is boring)

#idk small talk is just boring imo #obviously i try to make it more interesting but people won't take that initiative and never expect it when i do it #i have a hard time reading people and understanding their motivations #it's probably one of the reasons i wanted to go into the psych field bc i want to learn how to #but when people will just straight-up tell me everything about them i'm happy bc that's much easier to understand #i get to form a whole mental file on them and fill it out #idk if i overshare i've been told that i either overshare or say absolutely nothing which makes sense #i have a tendency to switch between subdued and loud. i try to keep them separate though bc it's weird when people get to see both ends #i have to convince myself to be loud in certain places when i first go there or else i'll never talk at all #i usually get like one class a semester where i can talk and the rest are for listening #so a lot of people think i'm shy or whatever but no. you're just seeing me when i cannot speak it's not shyness #i think sign would be beneficial and i really need to get on that but no-one else knows sign :( #i've gotten off-topic but that's okay because my brain is beautiful and you all want to hear my every thought

[thetorturedarchives]

tumblr rots your brain in a very real way tell me why i saw a post today that said 'its okay to give up your artistic dreams for a 'boring' desk job and a 401k!' why are you grumpy silent gen dad stock character from a 90s movie

#like yes if you actually WANT to do whatever the desk job entails. have at it i guess its your life!!! #if art isn't your thing of course do something different but. um. who on earth said it WASNT okay to have an office job? #every ceo in the WORLD wants you to have a boring office job to make them more money #sorry but joining the corporate machine is not the girlboss slay you think it is. its not inherently evil either but like #you can literally just say you'd rather have a safe job absolutely nobody is going to judge you for that #it's quite literally the norm. get over yourselves

[zeb-z]

People complaining about Star Wars shows being too slow, too much filler, like ok why don’t you just not watch? Log off Twitter?

If you can’t see any of the importance of the episodes that don’t have firefights and explosions every five fucking seconds, and complain there’s no story when the plot flies right over your head, that’s not everyone else’s problem. Yes the beginning of Andor takes a while to swing into things, and there’s many reasons for it. I frankly don’t even understand the complaints around the Bad Batch because each episode is far more obvious in its intents and still very exciting. How did any of you watch The Clone Wars?????

No one cares that you think the episodes not involving direct conflict with the Empire are boring. You’re boring. Gain some sort of common sense and think critically about the storytelling before you complain that there is none :)

#sorry luke skywalker isn’t there to hand feed you the plot and symbolism and lessons you’re meant to take away! #this is mostly happening on twt but I’m complaining here it’s my god given right #stop saying this last episode was filler! they got their ship back omega has a lesson of what home is to others and that injustice can #happen anywhere. power imbalances and greed and unjust actions. there’s also those who can step in and help fight it #like sitting at thanksgiving talking about Andor with my uncle and he’s like ‘it was just soooo slow starting out’ and I was like ????? huh? #i get that stuff like Andor or some episodes of tbb don’t appeal to everyone. complain away whatever. I’m talking about people who say that #it’s just filler or that there’s no story so it’s boring. like huh???? #also filler is such an overused and misused term. episodes where there isn’t huge direct conflict with large plot points aren’t just filler #meet the characters explore their relationship there’s story there there’s often more than that even #it’s their first real battle without echo! there’s meaning behind this! sorry you don’t get dramatic empire villains and huge heroic shots #which even then you do! hunter in the big fuckin exhaust pipe! hunter barely saving omega! tech and wrecker shooting the droids! #anyways that’s my opinion ✌️😘 #tbb #sw #the bad batch spoilers #z speaks #not gonna tag this as anything else because it’s not my silly little analysis it’s just me complaining

[rotruff]

can i say something controversial. writers who sarcastically write for a character who's cold / a villain / etc. romantically and then the writing is just 'they would hate you / wouldnt happen' or something along those lines are so uncreative and boring its not even funny

#LIKE. i dont even see it from a 'its in character!!!!' perspective #as someone who is really really into character analysis and likes keeping my perception of characters relatively accurate its just. not tru #relationships are a really really good way to analyze and understand a character by looking at who they form bonds with and how #these relationships (especially in the case of villainous characters) can be negative [ie. manipulation in the name of achieving some #goal. think of the 'mastermind/master manipulator' trope] BUT. assuming every relationship that character could ever have would be negative #is just. kind of a boring stance. #it reduces them to JUST 'bad guy with no feelings' which just. isn't compelling as a character. this isn't to say that every villainous #character needs to have someoen who they bend over backwards for and are a completely different person for but you should at least consider #how they would interact in a more positive relationship. it doesn't have to look like bog-standard domesticity or anything like that it can #be weird scary yuri for all i care but like. come on. #a villainous character who prizes one relationship at least a little bit for whatever reason is infinitely more interesting than a villain #who keeps everyone at a distance without any struggle or issue #rot barks #sorry i have a lot of thoughts.

[captain-noir]

curious about how they're going to approach the loumand dynamic because i think the explicitiness of show loustat kind of shortchanges whatever they had in the books. louis’ naivety in love and vampirism was a major factor in their courtship - he found a worthy mentor and potential companion in armand. but show louis has already had his grand love affair (that rolin insists is the fulcrum of the show) and lestat has been exceedingly forthcoming about his past and about their nature as vampires. i wonder what will entice this louis enough to be willing to consider abandoning claudia for her murderer...

#yaz has thoughts #interview with the vampire #just reread the part in the tower when louis asks armand how vampires meet their end and just recalled show louis #saying lestat informed him of all the methods and it kinda PINGED in my head #you can buy book louis fascination with armand when he had zero answers and thought of lestat as nothing more than an annoying #roomate who turned him for his money and estate #but show lestat is older/not dependant on louis/actually married to him/ willing to answer most of his questions #i suspect the dynamic will be changed somewhat #i mean it has already considering the 70s flashback and whatevers happening in dubai #it needs to be distinct and exciting - otherwise its just loustat 2.0. watching louis fall in love with another older obsessive vampire who #wants him to himself and views his daughter as a rival would be boring #we had that #i think they know that...which is why they're weaving in devils minion into their dynamic so early on #i think they recognize it needs another dimension #while also setting up another major relationship