#and you lecture us

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[kagoutiss]

stardew 1.6 secret cutscene

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv spoilers #sdv #mister qi #thats my farmer on the right…..hehe #if you’re ok with spoilers for the 1.6 update and dont know what this is. they added an alternate version of the perfection cutscene #where if you reach the summit using exploits instead of doing it Correctly. mister qi lectures you in the middle of a glitching hellscape #and then physically attacks you and you wake up in harvey’s clinic. and i have not stopped laughing about it #adn then making the meme made me laugh more because like this is implying he shoved you off the cliff. then went back down to wake you up #to beat you up again #which to me is something he would do. even if you are your grandpa’s grandkid

[undertheredhood]

bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*

jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #bruce thomas wayne #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #yeah bruce is weak to his children crying but especially jason #if jason can puke on command you best believe he can convincingly fake cry too #what's the point of having trauma if you can't use it to stop your dad from lecturing you? #bruce folds on the spot when jason cries which is why jason doesn't cry that often (jason doesn't want his secret weapon to lose effect) #most of the time jason just owns up to the things he did #so there really isn't any point in lecturing him because jason doesn't care about consequences #the first time jason fake cried in front of bruce after his death he was shocked at how it still worked #the reason why it works so well is because bruce thought jason was dead for around four years and grieved him for so long

[hellenhighwater]

You mentioned emotional stability, which I get, but it made me think of the meme about ‘how do you not cry when people yell at you’ and I’m wondering both: whether there’s as much yelling in law as in tv, and whether you’ve ever cried while doing law

Nowhere near as much yelling as TV!

The only people I've ever had yell at me are non-attorneys who are representing themselves and who do not understand how this whole system works, and generally speaking...they're not in a position where their yelling is hurtful? Every time it's happened it's been more like a person throwing a tantrum, and I just...can't take that seriously. No one I actually work with (or opposing counsel) has ever managed to yell at me. I have cut off a couple people who were working themselves in that direction and redirected things back to being civil.

Frankly: I will not put up with that shit.

The list of people who are allowed to yell at you in a professional setting is very, very short, and the circumstances where that is appropriate are few and far between. It does happen in some workplaces but that's a question of office culture and individual shitty temper. My boss would never yell at me--it's unprofessional--and if he did he'd have my resignation on his desk by the end of the day. Opposing counsel is not entitled to yell at me; I am their professional peer and I don't have to put up with it outside the courtroom, and if it's inside a courtroom, the judge is likely to shut that down.

We're lawyers. In this profession, it's widely seen that losing your temper is a sign that you have lost your professional regulation and it discredits your argument. That's true in and out of the courtroom.

I have come near tears in court, but mostly because if I hit a certain point of rage I will tear up. Twice, I've had a judge hand down a ruling so wildly unjust and unexpected that it threw me off balance and into immediate fury, but I've always been able to keep it together and carry on without actually crying.

Mostly the practice of law is just not that personal. Even if someone is yelling, it's not at me as an individual. I don't make the laws, I don't decide the facts, I just take these things and lay them out. If someone's mad, it's not usually a personal attack. And you learn to deal with and understand that kind of anger--often frustration--as you go.

#my lawyer parents are both of the mindset that when you lose your temper you lose the argument #which resulted in a childhood where we didn't get yelled at we got lectured #i can recall very very few occasions where either of them raised their voice at us #and like yes anger does not negate a valid argument #it is appropriate in some circumstances #but most of the time it does not make a person more credible.

[greghatecrimes]

More Kutner love

#housetxt #house md #there were so many i couldve used but i had to go for him getting lectured after electrocuting himself aldkgjjekskd #like 'okay and i wont do it again. but you lecturing me can't make me go back in time and NOT do it' type of thing #lawrence kutner #an anya original #hate crimes md #alt text #queue #100 #200 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts) #500

[fluffypotatey]

just a quick thing bc it bothers me and i wanna get this off my chest

*pulls down presentation screen*

yes, both Miguel O’Hara and the Spot are antagonists to Miles

how-ever,

Miguel is an antagonist and a hero while the Spot is an antagonist and villain

that is all, thank you

#atsv #atsv spoilers #spiderman atsv #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #the spot #miles morales #this has been fluffy’s mini lecture about literary narrative terms #Antagonist and villain are NOT the same thing #can they be? yes but that is all dependent on the narrative and who the protagonist is #Protagonists and heroes are NOT the same thing #Can they be? Yes but like with antagonists it is all dependent on the perspective of the narrative #we are USED to seeing protagonists be heroes because many stories are in the PERSPECTIVE of heroes not villains #thank you for coming to me Ted talk #if you disagree with me go take it up with your lit teacher

[hijinxinprogress]

Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

#Yj starting rumors about themselves and staging fights to make the media and jl look crazy #yj fucking with reporters and just the general public is the funniest thing to me #After the jl lectures yj about their lack of professionalism there’s always a trashy tabloid spreading rumors about yj for the next 3 month #the jl: we need to talk about your lack of professionalism in the field- #yj pretending to be sad while holding a huge stack of trashy tabloids: this is what you’re basing your opinion on?? You don’t trust me?? 🥺 #the jl having no idea they’ve been played: wait no- #young just us #young justice #yj98 #bart allen #dc impulse #kon el superboy #Greta Hayes #dc secret #Cissie king jones #Cassie sandsmark #gnc!cassie sandsmark #wondergirl #anita fite #dc empress #tim drake #dc red robin #Kon has definitely shown up ready to dismantle mfs from halfway across the world bc yj sounded distressed #And then he gets there and Barts like hold on I’ll restart it 🤩 I just found out about horror movies wtf is wrong with the past?? #Or he’s terrified Anita out her sleep again (she almost stabbed him) and she’s like dude I have fucking sleep apnea

[canisalbus]

About the accents: if someone has a very "proper" Italian they are either foreigners or politicians/dignitaries/etc. So that fits perfectly for Machete, but I think it would be so funny if he sometimes slipped up and used a Nepalese word bc he forgot one in "proper" Italian lol

(Funny to me cause Naples has its own language in addition to accent, and most people don't actually know those words)

.

#ah that's good to hear! #glad it fits him #there's no way he gets it perfect every time #especially in the absence of widely used standardized Italian in the original canon era #there's bound to be a mix up every now and then #I don't know how likely it would be that he absorbed much Venetian at the time he lived there #I remember reading that lectures in medieval and early premodern universities were held in Latin but I could be wrong #even though his original native language is Sicilian I think he has probably lost a lot if not most of it due to lack of use #but it would be kind of funny if the Neapolitan and/or Sicilian influences resurfaced occasionally in private casual conversations #and Vasco who to my knowledge has never been to the south would be left guessing what he was even trying to say #I'm taking the easy way out and lowering their language barriers a bit out of convenience bear with me #I'm not competent enough to deal with all the different languages and dialects and the communication issues that would come with them #answered #anonymous #sorry to point out an obvious typo but I think you must've gotten Neapolitan/Napolese autocorrected to Nepalese by accident or something #unless Machete has secret ties to Nepali that I'm not aware of #which would be quite a twist

[anartificialsatellite]

related to the previous post (which is a good and useful post, this is not a criticism):

More than just the general antisemitism on tumblr, i've seen some real vicious hatred towards Israelis specifically that is just... beyond repulsive, and I do wish there was a little more focus in some areas on the fact that it's truly terrible to be awful about Israelis just because they are Israeli. While this behavior is certainly antisemitic, it is also a specific kind of hatred based on nationality that deserves particular acknowledgement.

The structure of Jewish community means that an attack on Israel feels like (and can often be) an attack on Jews broadly, but I think the focus people sometimes put on saying people shouldn't be attacking Jews elsewhere because they've got nothing to do with Israel neglects to really address the fact that it's actually also not okay to go after anyone purely because of their nationality, or more specifically because of what you assume about them based on their nationality?

There are people on this website who would not come after me for being Jewish in America in the same way that they would and do go after Israelis, as if it's justified because their government is terrible or what the fuck ever, regardless of what they as individuals think or believe or have done. Americans do not have a direct phoneline to Biden and we did not have one to Trump, so why the fuck would you expect an individual Israeli to have any more immediate power over their government than we have over ours?

The times i've been overwhelmed enough to cry about antisemitic behavior on the internet over the last several weeks have been pretty much exclusively these times, knowing that my friends in Israel are not only running to bomb shelters (as they have, over and over, their entire lives) and mourning horrific loss in their communities, but facing venom and hatred spit forth by people thousand of miles away who will never have to live even a fraction of what they do, who heard on fucking TikTok about the conflict they have always lived in the middle of and decided they know everything about it --

Knowing that no amount of trying to improve things in the only home they've ever known, no amount of commitment to peace, no amount of protesting and screaming for justice will ever, ever make them human in the eyes of so many people because of the country they live in. Knowing that, as conditional as people's acceptance of us as Jews in the US can be, there is no condition under which many of those same people would see my friends in Israel as being anything but one-dimensional villains.

That's what I have struggled with the most.

#i/p stuff #this is not an invitation to try and come in here and lecture me btw #if you have that impulse i encourage you to take it somewhere and do literally anything actually materially useful for Palestinians #likely for the first time in your life.

[mayhemspreadingguy]

#hah so I survived the first week of the new semester! this painting was done during an especially uninteresting lecture when I couldn't #bring myself to pay full attention to it. so I decided to doodle something instead ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌ #this is definitely not my usual style but I felt like doing some inking again and playing textures and brushes that I'm not used to #(normally I use only three brushes - 6b pencil. square pastel. wet marker XD) #i found out that limiting my options is often the reasonable thing to do but sometimes it's also nice to experiment and go crazy x'D #but now my brain hurts from all the frustration from finishing this painting -recognizing when to stop sometimes proves to be a challenge XD #mayhem art #hiw should I tag this?? #dream of the endless #i suppose... i mean I strayed a lot and idk what the story behind this one is anymore #dreamling #if you believed me that this is dream then you surely agree that it must be Hob who's braiding Dream's hair right?

[ilovebeingaturtle]

Rank tmnt characters by who you would call to hide a body with you <--- joking (unless)

I want the court to know that the reason this appears so in-depth is because…uh, well-um. Hm.

#tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #I’m sure 12!Leo would be perfect for the job I just can’t risk the chance I’d get a lecture instead it’s like a 50/50 chance #03!Leo would like try secretly teach a moral lesson or something but like he’d still agree you know #like I could zone him out #honestly Rise!Raph probably should have been in the tier with 03 and 12!Casey he’s liable to get overexcited and use his powers for it #which wouldn’t exactly lend itself to um. subtlety ❤️

[parasitoidism]

Nothing ever changes in scrap world

#GUYS ITS STILL STUDYING IF YOU LISTEN TO A LECTURE WHILE U DRAW #devilman #These guys are such fun to draw I think I could take more stylistic liberty with their hair but it’s funnnnnnn it’s fun #i should draw Akira more. he’s a little guy #the reason he’s looking at a catfish is cos I like catfish so much #this time FEATURING illegible handwriting . ever wonder why on anything moderately finished with writing i use the text tool? yeah #also why i write in all caps i think its more readable in all caps #anyways yeah i love. that outfit hes wearing with the silk scarf. its reallyfunny to me. #he definitely shouldn't have been at the club we tried that out and it didn't work. maybe he should have been in the microwave or something #edit i drew his eyeliner wrong? this is what happens when you dont look at a reference

[matrixbearer2024]

The more I thought about it, the more i was curious about what reader would look like in hell. Honestly because she was thinking of Vox in her last moments and wanting to talk to him in her final moments makes me think of her as such as a loyal person which also made me think she might resemble a dog, so the tails and ears. It broke my heart that in the final moments she was thinking of Vox😭😭 But then also I was like, oh, what would really be funny is if she resembled a fawn— you mentioned that the readers legs were completely demolished in the accident. The saying “legs of a fawn” refers to how wobbly and unstable they are when they’re first born which kinda ties into the readers messed up legs (if it gets carried into hell). Also if she was a fawn it would be funny to see how Vox would behave considering everything with Alastor.

I was actually planning on Reader's sinner form to be kind of deer-coded to mess with Vox because of his obsession with Alastor- so I'm glad you realized where I was going with writing that the accident totally fucked up (Y/N)'s legs lololol- and on regards to her loyalty with Vox, it'll be why this TV man can't hypnotize us when we fall down to hell- it's not anything that big but hey- it still helps XD

#hazbin hotel #vox x reader #vox #get off my screen series #Vox literally just finds us at the hotel like #HOW TF DID YOU END UP HERE #I SAID BE CAREFUL AND YOU FAWKIN DIED #HUHHHH #literally a 5 minute lecture #and the hotel crew will be confused asf

[lostlovepunk]

tbh i think i'm gonna start killing people who come to loveless aromantics to say shit like "but you know love doesn't have to be romantic right?". like just fucking think for more than two seconds about which people are probably aware that romance isn't the end-all for anything. i am not asking anymore

#spike spoke #aro #loveless aro #i say this as someone who used to id as lovequeer and then got exhausted by allos who were being stupid abt love #and to clarify: asking what people mean when they say they're loveless is fine #you dont have to know everything right away #but. lecturing aros about love very much isn't

[mine-loves]

Trigun Stampede | s01e01

He’s like you...

[ID: A gifset of Trigun Stampede episode one. As people run for shelter in Jeneora Rock, Meryl seethes, “That coward!” She starts to rush forward, but Roberto grabs her by the back of her jacket and tosses her behind him into an alleyway. He says, “You've nearly died enough today, newbie.”

She comes up to the outer edge of the alley with him, and people run in the background as Roberto says, “The two of us are just reporters. Not bodyguards, or police, or anything else.” Meryl protests, “Yeah, but--” and Roberto says, “What's more...”

Meryl looks down, abashed, as he says, “It takes a level of experience that you most certainly do not have before you can fling around the word "coward." Understand me?” She says quietly, “... Yes.”

Meryl starts walking back with Roberto, but she turns when a civilian off-screen yells to Vash, “Vash! Get down here! Hurry!” Vash is standing on a cliff, framed by a red sky, and he shouts back, “Tell everybody to take cover!”

Meryl says, “He's trying to keep the townsfolk safe.” Roberto replies, “At this point, bravery is plain stupid.”

Vash’s lenses hide his eyes, making his expression unreadable, but then he looks up with determination as Roberto concludes, “He's like you, not long for this world.”

A slow motion shot shows Vash pulling out his gun and then rapidly aiming it upwards. End ID]

Credit to @princess-of-purple-prose​​ for the image description.

#Trigun Stampede #Trigun #Vashmeryl #Vash the Stampede #Meryl Stryfe #Roberto De Niro #Anime #Gif set #Mine #I really loved that shot in the 4th gif where Meryl and Vash both turn around #The cinematic language that Meryl will go against the flow and follow Vash #''He's like you not long for this world'' is word for word the same in the dub and the sub I've got #But I used the dub to caption this since I think Roberto's lecture is done a bit better in it

[specialagentartemis]

pro tip though: asking tour interpreters at a historical museum about ghosts is, 9 times out of 10, a fantastic way to get them to dislike you

#I was once on a tour of a Civil War house museum and we were seeing where the house was used as a makeshift field hospital and you can still #see bloodstains on the floor—grisly stuff #And another guest asked the guide if there were any ghosts #And she went OFF at him #Kinda unprofessional ngl but I got it #My dad and I kinda locked eyes remembering the time at Kilmainham Gaol in Dublin #When my dad asked the guide about ghosts and the guide gave him a stern lecture about how #this place is about history and remembering the people who were held here and the political repression of Irish nationalists #Not sensationalist ghost tales #I have yet to meet a museum interpreter who likes this question #Museums