#and you're mooning over some shmuck plumber brat!''

[kariachi]

I sit here with an au drifting through my head where Kevin takes the whole ‘engaged’ thing seriously. 80% for the sake of the drama when he still develops feelings for Gwen (that anybody with eyes can see because this boy’s emotions couldn’t be more blatant if they flashed above his head in neon) despite his best attempts to not be attracted to her because engaged.

With bonus points for the heart attack Argit has when he realizes Kevin- who is ~2 years from getting them the financial and physical security they’ve been gunning for since essentially they met- is falling for someone other than his fucking fiance.

#''why?! what does she bring to the table that looma doesn't?! besides an endless supply of energy which is *not* a temptation you need!!'' #''i know! i did not *choose* this!!'' #''with the *work* we have been putting in to make looma a better catch- she has a fucking *army* #and you're mooning over some shmuck plumber brat!'' #''i'm sorry i'm trying not to!'' #''you want a shmuck? find me a husband at her level- 'cause we're gonna need one ot fucking *survive* you breaking her heart!'' #''there's still the chance someone else will challenge and beat her- supersede mine?'' #''having seen your fight? i. ain't. betting. on it.''