#and/or a post about isalyn

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A lot of people around here find him irresistible, including himself.

— Isalyn about Adrian, probably

#queue #aaaaand there he is! #i swear to god is there one day that goes by without a post about him #and/or a post about isalyn #since they're usually in. the same post #isalyn han #isa charmaine #adrian whitehall #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: mash #source: m*a*s*h #choongverse incorrect #quote post

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karysse: admit it! you like my fiancé! it's fine if you do!

isalyn: oh, come on. i mean, am i attracted to adrian? sure. do my days feel better when i’m around him? yeah. does he get me in ways no person ever has? indubitably. do i fantasize about him? yes, but only in two positions. look, am i the kind of person who would try to steal someone else’s fiancé? sure, of course, but do i like him? the answer’s no. you have nothing to worry about.

#queue #karysse: the levels of denial you can be at are astonishing! #isalyn: i have literally no idea what you're talking about #the best thing about this is that karysse wouldn't even care #if her fiancé got 'stolen' from her #since they aren't Actually Together anyway #but sadly logic cannot defeat isalyn she is too powerful for that #karysse lovell #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: bojack horseman #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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isalyn: look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. whoever took that pastry, come forward and all will be forgiven.

everyone: …

isalyn: smart. you knew i would never forgive you.

#queue #isalyn. isalyn do you maybe want to talk about your #[coughs] trust issues #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: brooklyn 99 #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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cyenna, monologuing: if i tell them the truth, they shall panic and think 'twas witchcraft.

isalyn, processing: …okay, what was it then?

cyenna, calmly: witchcraft.

#queue #okay this doesn't really work #because it was originally about a book #but honestly cyenna's 'i have stopped giving any fucks' attitude #does fit with this quite well #cyenna castle #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: doctor who #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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adrian: hey, i wasn’t done talking!

isalyn, walking away: i was done listening.

#queue #YES this is about adrian infodumping about candlelit nights #why do you ask #adrian whitehall #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: victorious #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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adrian: must you always attack me with words?

isalyn: oh, i'm sorry. should I use rocks?

#queue #would work just as well with stefan #…actually it would work with anyone isalyn knows #except maybe fallon because she likes fallon #that's about it #adrian whitehall #isalyn han #isa charmaine #uhhh should i tag stefan and fallon #…nah #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: icarly #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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cyenna: isalyn han, do you know what your greatest fear is?

isalyn: is it snakes?

cyenna: no.

isalyn: is it court jesters?

cyenna: no. your greatest fear… is never being remembered by the world you left behind.

isalyn:

isalyn: well, now it’s snake jesters because you put that idea into my head

#queue #isalyn might monologue in her head about weaknesses and true love but #when it comes to actually being emotionally vulnerable? #forget it #honestly this would also fit v well for adelina #cyenna castle #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: the lego batman movie #source: lego batman #source: batman #just covering allllll the bases #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

— Isalyn, probably

#queue #the funny thing is i can't even think of a specific instance but i feel like #the entire book is about treason so fits anyway #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #AH FORGOT TO PUT THE SOURCE #source: arrested development #choongverse incorrect #quote post

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aurelius: so let me guess… your plan, that you made without consulting me, failed?

isalyn: it didn't fail!

isalyn: it was pre-successful!

#queue #lmao fun fact this was veliya and kaelina at first #but then i changed it #and it works just as well #so yknow. food for thought about whether isalyn and kaelina are pretty much the same deep down and #[goes on a thirty page rant about morality] #aurelius #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: the good place #source: tgp #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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[before an important meet]

edelya: don’t be an asshole.

genevieve: thanks for the heartfelt advice. it makes me feel all warm inside.

#queue #sobbing internally t-they are such good f-friends… #i love crytyping it's so fun #edelya west #genevieve merchei #hell should i start tagging their nicknames cause yknow #i tag isalyn with two different tags #eh it's late and i'm sleep deprived and i will think about it later #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: misfits #choongverse incorrect #chat post