#and I just want to smoke with them ;u;

[cali]

darkraiiiiii

#art #i was brewing up a complicated picture in my head too many factors intermingling and i put a requirement on myself that i would need to #feel a certain mood to create said picture cuz only then would it feel good and true but it was an impossible to achieve mood #and it made me miserable for a week i went to bed as soon as possible everyday to skip to the next one but today i woke up at 2am #and thought well maybe i should just draw something simple that i like it doesnt have to be high concept #so its just darkrai!!!! cuz its such a cooly! and its made out of shapes ive enjoyed drawing recently #smoking fire plumelike stuff u kno... #and i got to try out the spraypaint thing again cuz there was stuff i realized i coulda done better after the red 3 head hybrid pic #so i wanted to do it again. do u like these- with the spraypaint rendering? i will make more of them no matter what u say #but im about to go to bed now. i started the pic at 11am and finished at 8pm so 9hrs spent?! well the stenciling takes a long while in pain #i did the spraying in ms paint again and then composited it in paint net like usually. #also im typing much because the combination of coffee (which i try to make special and rare for me so it hits more cutely) #+ the euphoria that drawing gives me makes me talkative. but now.- ! im tired !! goodnight #pokemon #darkrai

[blowflyfag]

this is their song guys please see my vision

#eris smokes #ive been thinking about them all day #the first verse is jeff and the second is punk #theyre sooo bad for each other i love it #jeff does not want to deal with punks ass at all and punk keeps showing up somehow #i think about their feud all the time #Spotify #punk u did not just only want a pepsi i know u

[pekodayz]

aini molly usiuii hesofart au animal pajamas jamamamama,amamamamm done (sobs happily)AUGHHHHH

#ok that was FUN…… #a bit TOO FUN.. #i got super side tracked but that’s ok i learned new things abt friends.smiles #aini wouldn’t make it past 12am i think #molly uh….they…smth is going on with them…. #they smoked smth and is on caf. will not sleep #usiuii just wants to use the board.ouija board…. #will tell over exaggerated scary shit #hashtagpranked #I AM JUST LIKE U GUYS NOW………… #ppp

[belfryprepz]

Me and my gf got into a bad car accident today

#turning left out of the pub parking lot #light was red for oncoming traffic #cars in both lanes stopped to wave us ahead we start pulling out to turn #i guess this big black truck didn't want to wait. hopped into the turn lane to pass all of them #hit me drivers side #we spun out almost into the intersection #i drive a little white car #airbags were smoking #windshield cracked #me and my gf are okay physically #like sore and everything our necks hurt but #emotionally it's horrifying because #if i had been a little further into the turn lane it would have killed #i would have died in a car accident on st. Patrick's day getting reubens by a big ass truck driven by a jamie lee curtis look alike #it was horrifying #i feel like I'd be using it as an excuse if i didn't go to class tomorrow but like. i feel like shit #just really really glad to be alive and safe #i hope those old fuckers know their impatience could've killed us #love you all go tell your people u love them #a good samaritan gave us a ride to the tow place and back home #but today has just been kind of a nightmare #bri ffr #ask to tag

[saccadesoup]

i hate when tumblr suddenly decides that you’re in a fandom and then only ever shows u posts for The Fandom You’re Not In

#the soup mind #just had to block the tag ’irish cigar smoking’ bc it was all that was on my for you #i am not irish nor a cigar smoker why. why is. why are u showing me this #where did my traumatised men go i want them back

[milflewis]

and it was in this moment that she realised she had fucked up

#just smoked a fat blunt and it was lovely but i forgot that i don’t have any snacks :( #does anyone want to come over and being snacks w them. i’ll paint ur nails or cuddle u for them

[sapphictgirl]

i wanna kis (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) it's almost midnight ladies u know what that means .. (yearning hours)

#me n my friend got crossfaded n rly cozy and i wanted 2 cuddle but that wouldn't b appropriate btwn us (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) i wouldn't #dare ask omg. but now i rly want someone 2 lay on my chest n hold them n give each other eepy kisses ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ #i also wasn't expecting company 2 day bc i didn't have the energy 4 stuff this wk and it's like (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) #i don't wanna kick u out given ur night but i should be laying down rn (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) either that or doin fuck all in the back lol #and so i brought us 2 the back n we smoked n talked in the dark‚ and got to trade ghost stories bc she also dealt w ghosts as a kid 0: #that was fun (❁´◡`❁) I'd been wanting to do that w her since i found out #it's nice having a friend who's been into horror since they were young too ╰(￣ω￣ｏ) that talk was after watching 2 movies hehe #we saw evil dead rise n malignant 😈 and then talking abt spiritually in a non-religious sense then ghosts #and originally i was gonna get food but nah we used a coupon for 2 pizzas n got delivery it's been an extremely chill night and i needed it! #things have been so crazy this week with work omg. my weekend is probs gonna b uneventful (hopefully!) and i wanna b at home!! #just veg out n play bibyo gaym (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) and buy more bags of food for the squirrels n birds #these squirrels omg 😂 i work in the back and they know i give them food so they've been getting up on my lap sometimes like hello?? #or i look over my laptop and fr see a squirrel just sitting in the chair across from me poking their head up over the table staring #i knoooow babies i know I'll get u ur food as soon as possible. omg and i have monday off?? i forgor ;u; !! n e ways I'm feeling good 2night #started out Yearning but (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) what a great way to start my weekend. she called me just as i was wrapping things up w work :3 #i can actually Breathe this weekend and I'm not exhausted (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠) nice. #im gonna go listen 2 my silly little music n go back 2 yearning hehe. but hiii a girl is Up now and im v stoned n in sleepover mode

[vicsera]

i think a big thing that has always stumped me abt being in friendships is the common conception that like. okay this may be more prevalent in cishet romantic relationships compared to queer romantic relationships but. the common thread that u can’t tell ur partner everything. u can’t trust them to love u if u tell them the bad stuff. u have to have someone other than ur partner who can “handle ur ugly” so to speak

which is so silly to me like? why Shouldn’t i tell my partner everything. i’m in this relationship for the long haul baby park that ass and open ur ears it’s story time about the Tale Of Me. also like i live with my partner. i’m not driving to someone who may or may not give me the time of day depending on how they feel at that moment when i have someone i’d much rather be around? like i kiss this person for a Reason? also circling back to the someone i’d rather be around comment i have noticed (and/or ignored) for years how i’m consistently exhausted after seeing a friend for longer than . an hour. but i want my partner in my skin. i want to share thoughts with this person. i want to mix our blood and fuse our bones and i CANNOT say the same for most if not all other people i know

#i need to go to bed it is 7:30am #anyways. i love my partner very much. i have friends but most of them r take or leave atp #i have. One (1). friend i genuinely don’t mind and view as a close relationship but #yk thinking abt it. i know i’d be fine if they dropped me #they’re important to me but they’re important bc i’ve put a lot of time and effort into our relationship #they’re also like. very low maintenance. does not mind if i don’t reach out for a few months bc they didn’t either #and then we meet up and catch up and smoke and then maybe see each other a couple times #then it’s winter again. and we don’t talk as much #and overall i have no issues w them. they’re not annoying or making horribly poor decisions w their life like other ppl i know #i like them a lot #but i don’t know if i like them ‘correctly’ #u know. like. i think i like the aspects of our relationship more than the actual person. not saying the person part is not important #it is. i have other friends like this that i actively want to (and have) dropped #bc of their personalities #but Despite All That. i would still prefer to live with just my family and my partner #i don’t need anyone else atp #anyways #fig.txt #fag (fig tag)

[bibleofficial]

they didn’t know i was gay but set the pic for the druggie groupchat to a selfie, w me fully limped

#stream #me #mama … that’s a limp wrist in a CARDIGAN #& they still think of straight - well ONE of them; OR TWO idk i told KP bc he was like ‘wait r u gay’ after he made a joke & i said ‘yea’ #lol ALSKALKSLAKSLA HUT THEN HE BLACKED OUT LATER SO I MEAN #who knows what he remembered #GIRL #EARLIER DURING THIS I WAS FULLY KIKING W THIS GIRL THAT ASKED US FOR BACCY FOR A SPLIFF & I WAS LIKE ‘yes queen if ur sharin xx’ #& then she did then she was like ‘can u buy us vodka ? x’ & i was like yea why not then found out they’re 17 ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA still #smoked weed but ugh adorbs i remember being 17 #ALSKAKSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKLE #they GAVE me the money then i just bought it but still omg where was i going w this #GIRL OK THEY THOIGHT I WANTED HER NUMBER I WAS LIKE ?? why would i want her number ? 😭😭 girl i wanted the WEEEEDDDSD #like i shoulda got her DEALERS number #scream … anyway so this qat is DEFINITELY keepin me up i’m going to kill this mf #IT WAS SPRUNG ON ME TBF #i was just like ‘teehee are y’all chewin xx’ bc they were smoking downstairs & then they were lik ‘YEA WE R GOIN TO & SO R U’ & i was #owo ok !! #it was so fucking funny literally as they were picking up i was picking up weed then i got a call from him bc apparently they were yelling #but i was listening to music so i couldn’t hear 😭😭😭 #& there’s a tree that blocks the bench they’re on so i couldn’t even see #i was on AutoPilot i was like :D weed

[coolspacequips]

Randomly got a note on an old post I made about Moby Dick, and I'm just lmao like... I really still can't BELIEVE that the beginning of the book was a gay "there was only one bed" meetcute that ends in Queequeg literally telling Ismael that they are married, now, after the intimacies and night long smoke seshes that they shared

#Queequeg my man #it's so funny i get this note bc I've been thinking about picking it up again #it's hard to read even if u like classics and w everything going on I've had it put to the side for a while #ANYWAY lol in the time it took that person to like my gay Queequeg posts I've gone on a whole mind journey #text posts #edited to add the smoking part bc it was quantifiably a Thing They Were Doing to make them married #not just laying together (to which Ismael notes that Queequeg holds him like Ismael is his wife) but bundling together #and spending a whole like winter storm or something passing the pipe and bonding #not wanting to stop sharing body heat #this fanfic level stuff LMAO

[froqgy]

dante being a cool badass guy who canonically loves strawberry sundaes and doesnt smoke cigarettes is like so awesome do you understand how awesome this is

#i dont want this to come off as i have something againstppl smoking just like thats what u might expect of him but hes totally not #its hard to picture its just his character #so its really funny when ppl draw him smoking. or vergil that is also rly funny like no where is said that #vergil canonically doesnt smoke but u should know he doesnt. of course he wouldnt #its just so out oft character for both of them

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i dont know much about trigun but i think it would be silly if vash and knives (they are brothers?) or vash and wolfwood (lovers? enemies? idk) were drawn like that barbie and ken mugshot meme. From what you post Mr Vash Stampede just seems like ken. little silly guy

YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT TIMING WITH THIS EVER I'm literally in the middle of drawing a picture of knives and vash that looks like this.

theyre brothers your honor

#i would draw the whole meme but i simply do not have the energy for it tonight #the phrase mr the stampede has been stuck in my head all night hehe u just reminded me of it #drawing vashs tristamp hair is soooo painful to me. i miss the spikey. unfortunately i am doing a style swap thing with this so i have to #sigh </3 #hiiii louis this made me smile hehe thank u #also ive seen like 3 ppl do that meme with vashwood already so the fact that u included knives makes me happy :] #(<< guy who is having a category 12 emotional about millions knives moment tonight) #theyre BROTHERS. theyre brothers..... #i love the idea that after canon knives calms down and stops trying 2 kill everybody bc he realizes #oh i dont want to commit genocide actually. i just need therapy. #but like. he and vash are still both wanted criminals because. gestures at the events of trigun. all that #so its just. silly antagonistic brother adventures. i keep thinking abt that one drawing someone did of them comparing wanted posters #its so silly and its so important to meeeeeee. #knives just needs to smoke some weed and play Minecraft for a few hours and he'll calm down. #hes just got undiagnosed autism and a metric ton of childhood trauma. its fine #sorry i kind of went off on u there. I'm having trigun emotions tonight. if u couldn't tell #making this unrebloggable because its a wip <3 sorry kings #my sketches are sooooo ugly . u get the idea tho #asks #friends!!! #din0draws #shrimp fried rice #also. other file names blurred bc its a spoiler for another ask I'm answering soon. lmao

[mordcore]

some friendly advice for friends of smokers: we know about the health risks. we are allowed make our own choices. if a smoker says they want to quit you can help them with it but if they don't, patronizing us won't help, just drive us away. this goes for any addiction btw.

#just saw a patronizing post going around and felt like i should contribute something helpful #i struggle with this too but u gotta realize that addicts still deserve autonomy! #the right to make bad choices etc #maybe somewhere in the world exists an addict who wants to be patronized about it but i havent met them yet #smoking #my stuff #addiction

[giverofempathy]

i hate lowkey homophobic people so much i hope they all drop dead ! 🫶🏻

#im mean today idgaf. #the way the dutch word for f*ggot is so normalised lmao its kinda sad #salisha speaks #and barely anyone realises or cares 😐 #ppl just casually throwing around the word flikker like its nothing like umm.. shut up #also i hate ppl who only like u when u can do something for them. girl bye #i usually go outside on lunchbreaks w my friend and she smokes and i just stand there #today i was like im gonna stay inside im cold and my throat hurts i dont wanna inhale smoke #she was so offended ??? and now shes lowkey ignoring me 🤣 #i actually dont give a fuck but its funny. like so why did u want me there. so u can talk while im silebt #hhhmmm no i dont think so 🫶🏻

[wandermit]

i love (/s) accounts that just have,, the worst opinions on just abt everything. today i saw someone saying that people who think u shouldn't smoke anywhere u want r sensitive little snowflakes or whatever. like girl what

#a bunch of other nic addicts were like #yeah this is why i love post yugo they just let u smoke anywhereee 🥰😍 #like as a person living in post yugo just......... what............ #i hope u know all of post yugo is going to shit bc of stuff like this #they prolly encourage 14 y/os drinking like half of my country lmao #initially i made a really fucking angry reblog but then i got shy #n e way their excuse was like #oh well I have asthma and second hand smoke didnt do anything to ME #like girl yes it did?? ur literally a smoker now???????? #also does it ever occur to them that maybe some ppl. have sensory issues #or just dont want ur gross smoke all up in their face??? #ok im done sorry #juno complains #i hate ppl who smoke w me in closed spaces

[ilygetou]

I SEE THAG U LIKE CIGS.. how was ur first cigarette how did it feel, i might try my first cigarette ever so could u share some tips with hiding the smell?

WOOOO IT WAS DEFINITELY SCARY.

especially because i did it behind my mother’s back and i knew that if by any chance i ever get caught i would be doomed <\3

The first puff from a cigarette was definitely hard, coughing everywhere until your eyes get teary n shit...but then after a couple more puffs like two or three i got the hang of it and it was pretty easy if you ask me, very smooth but risky process.

TIPS THAT I USED; okay so first off i purchased a bunch of mint gum, mentos, and a bunch of mint type breath removing stuff, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT scented perfume or cologne THE SMELL SHOULD BE VERY STRONG AND STICKS ON YOU FOR SO LONG. IT SHOULD BE A KIND OF A COMMON SMELL like vanilla or strawberry but anything that has a strong smell works as well.

extra: showering after smoking is also very helpful to remove the smell especially since the smell sticks on your hair as well, so if anyone got very close to you they MAY be able to smell cigarettes from your hair, so just to be extra careful, shower. Also brush your teeth!!! this should be very obvious but you know being extra careful is always helpful.

ALSO IF BY ABY CHANCE THE SMELL STILL STUCK ON YOU AND SOMEONE QUESTIONED YOU ABOUT, you could always bring up excuses like; “we passed by a bunch of smokers on the way” “my friends parents smokes (you can always add on this excuse like they smoked a whole pack)” ANY HALF-ASSED EXCUSE THAT U CAME UP WITH WOULD WORK, just don’t show that you’re nervous or anything, and don’t show signs that you’re hiding anything just be chill and calm while saying your excuse.

I HOPE THESE HELPS ANON<3

#tw. cigarettes #but remember smoking is really really bad for your health and i definitely do not recommend it hut if you want to do it #then fuck it it’s ur life live it #just remember that you could get several diseases from smoking #and that one of them is lung cancer WHICH U DON'T WANT TO GET #u also kost definitely don’t want that smoker voice #very deep and hugh pitched sometimes #sounds like ur dying #JUST BE CAREFUL ANON. #[ evelyn’s anons !] #[ evelyn's asks ! ]