Does anyone want to hear my Buffy and Angel sexuality headcanons?
No?
Well here we go:
*DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE MY OPINIONS, NOT FACT. IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE DO NOT HATE AND FEEL FREE TO TELL ME OTHERWISE POLITELY*
Buffy: Have you seen the way Buffy looks at Faith? She’s bi imo with a strong preference for guys. Also, I loved the Slayer coming out scene to Joyce so much ahh
Willow: I have always been super conflicted about Willow bc, like, yes it’s bi erasure but also she says that she’s a ‘lesbian now’
So I think she’s abrosexual but constantly likes girls
Xander: Ik Xander screams hetero energy BUT hear me out
I think Xander’s little freak out about Willow came from a place of Bi curiosity
Giles: I have nothing to say but Ethan Rayne
Faith: Faith, my girlfriend for all time, could be bi or pan. I think she’s pan bc she just seems like gender doesn’t matter
go get that Buffy girl
Angel, Spike, Drusilla and Darla: My little headcanon is that all vampires are bi/pan. I think Dru and Darla show less preference for men, so I thought they might be pan
Cordelia: Cordy is that straight friend who takes you to pride and twenty (20) seconds later she’s chatting up like 15 men and women, but she’s still straight
Anya: Same logic as the vamps. She’s a demon. She used to be immortal. She probably likes everyone.
Wesley: *cough cough* CHARLES GUNN. I see you Wesley.
Fred: Fred, my gf who will never love me. I just don’t get a queer vibe.
Lorne: They did Lorne SO DIRTY! He is totally gay. The musicals. The pseudo-coming out storyline. Wizard of Oz. I don’t mean to feed into stereotyped but…
Andrew: Yes I put him before Gunn. Yes, I did forget him in the Buffy section.
Andrew and his Warren crush are proof enough to me tbh.
Gunn: Gunn my sweet baby boy please go kiss Wesley ok bye
Ethan Rayne: He loves Giles. Need I say more
Oz: Oz gives me bicurious energy. Not fully bi, not fully straight. Just drifting around. Love him
Dawn: Dawn is just a lovely little straight daughter of two gays. I love that for her
Tara: Tara is last, but not least, because this is canon! Go her! Also rip
ok thank you for listening bye bye love you x
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I really respect btvs for having the least shippable gays. Like what if you had one awful techbro incel piece of shit and this pathetic gay nerd ( derogatory ) was in love with him for some inconceivable reason, and they suck so much that even if one is canonically in love with the other there's just no way anyone would ship them
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The Body: Buffy, Dawn, and their friends deal with the aftermath of Joyce's death.
Smashed: Willow turns Amy the Rat into her old self; Jonathan, Warren and Andrew steal a diamond; and Spike discovers something unexpected about Buffy.
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Also though it's a testament to Tom Lenk and Andrew as a character that in a season that suffers because of the last-minute addition of a trillion secondary characters, he's truly one of the highlights. Andrew is a delight to watch and he fits so well into the rest of the Scoobies. He's got great chemistry with everyone and is simultaneously a very empathetic character but also provides much-needed comic relief. Storyteller is one of my favourite character-focused episodes and that's honestly an achievement given that he's such a new addition to the group.
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