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markets · 1 year
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We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆
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markets · 1 year
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the repackaging of old misogynistic ideas that younger generations think they’ve outgrown into buzzword-filled tik toks and tweets that will be pushed towards young impressionable people is extremely dangerous. But also extremely funny like you can’t get this anywhere else
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markets · 2 years
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markets · 6 months
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people while youre dating someone: wow you guys are so cute together omg im so happy for you both i hope everything goes well :)
those same people the second you break up: Yeah that guy fucking sucks. he has a million incurable mental illnesses ive known this fior years. sorry for not telling you. When you were dating he'd pull this dart board out at random occassions during social events and just stick a picture of your face onto it and start throwing shit at it. Ive known this the whole time btw. He'd tell us that he wanted to hit you with hammers as well. sorry for not telling y
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markets · 5 months
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girls covered in blood homosexually and they bite each other or something. Its yuri and yaoi at the same time. ok i think i can clock out for the day after that see you guys later
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markets · 1 year
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ithink mr beast would be funnier if he was a malevolent deity of some sort. We Sentenced 1000 NONBELIEVERS to ETERNAL DAMNATION
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markets · 3 months
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Im not arguing w/a man who has big impossibly light brown doe eyes...whatever U say gorgeous!!😭😭💀
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markets · 6 months
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collection of real as shit quotes driving me crazy at this moment in time
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markets · 5 months
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What iff i told u guys that my situation drove me to discord e-sexting woudl u still love me
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markets · 2 years
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guy who starts a post with a very long and frightened “why is nobody talking about this if you don’t share this you’re a bad person this is what they don’t teach us in school unfollow me if you’re not willing to reblogging this”esque paragraph and then what comes after is just one of aesops fables
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markets · 2 years
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c!tommys little "do you ever miss when things were simple?" discs playing in the background isliterally everything to me like... yeah thats pretty much it!!! he misses when things were simple he doesnt want any of this!!!!!! and thats part of why hes so attached to the discs thats what they remind him of. i know none of this is like new revolutionary information but i liked that little moment like Hey remember this. also the fact that he was saying it to the stream that wasnt him telling it to anyone That was his internal monologue bitch!!!!!! soooo special to me im going to eat a power tool
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markets · 1 year
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204 BC WILL BE MY YEAR.
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markets · 6 months
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markets · 9 days
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Is it over for me
Last weekend i met a cute guy who was very obviously flirting with me but i did not engage or care on account of the fact that i am (i was?) in love with my ex boyfriend and planned on talking to him about us soon. fast forward to this weekend my ex boyufriend and i are not even friends anymore and i see the guy again and he is less flirty but my friends say this is probably bc i was dry last weekend and i cant see myself dating him but i do want to kiss him so im being a little more forward (i.e standing near him) and things are good. Then he gets wasted and my family friend/older brother figure (shoutout to this guy BTW) pretty much has to pull him off of me in front of everyone (though no one but him noticed so whatever youre thinking was going on it was probably less than that). The timing of everything was just so horrible like i couldve flirted back last weekend and probably had a fun time but noooo. now its all weird and even if it wasnt i wotn see him for months anyway. i know its strange for me to be mourning this it is just so rare for me to be into someone and now this guy is functionally off limits both because of the discomfort of the whole thing and a couple of other things i wont get into. LIke i couldve at least enjoyed the flirting and flirted back but at the ttime i didnt even register most of it as flirting. angie you are aa fucking IMBECILE
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markets · 2 years
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life is really just *wakes up* *misses everything ive ever loved even the stuff thats still around* *misses everything ive ever loved even the stuff thats still around* *misses everything ive ever loved even the stuff thats still around* *eats pasta* *misses everything ive ever loved even the stuff thats still around* *goes to bed* *wakes up* *misses everything ive e
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markets · 2 months
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when men with big ass eyes that are a little downturned smile and they go from looking like a cute doelike creature of some sort to ^__^ … Real Shit . Only real shit on the markets blog
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