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ghosty-schnibibit · 5 years

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day late liveshow liveblog because finals are kicking my ass :’)

i'm in the middle of a balance relisten and just finished binging the entirety of crystal kingdom so i'm just all candlenights all the time r/n :P

i'm looking at the description and like... isn't that the plot of an arnold schwarzenegger movie from the 90's? i'm pretty sure it is? sticking with the movie theme from last years candlenights special then lmao

so i'm assuming this is like... 3-4 years after SaS? nice

"that is the most dnd ass shit i have ever written" and it was very pretty

tall boy ango!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HE KEPT DRACULA CANON

someone please draw whatever the hell a cookie toss is

i know that's a joke but like... only a few years out from SaS and taako's gotten past his fear of cooking with magic to at least make jokes about it if not actually do it, i cry

dracula is gay and i love him

i'm going to fucking cry omg this is lovely

oh drac my baby, my precious boy

i am... fearful of this interaction, vis-a-vis taako and lucretia

i'm fucking crying merle tried to do the exact same thing with johann’s mixtape in cyrstal kingdom, these boys are so predictable omg

“rock paper scissors gift of the magi” nice

awww baby

I'M SCREAMING OH MY GOD

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE YELLING "NO," MOOD

MAGNUS NO

so is there no fantasy costco on the moon anymore???

KLAARG!!! YAY!!!!!

this is not what klaarg sounds like griffin lmao

KLAARG HAS A DAUGHTER! KLAARG HAS KIDS!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!!!!

YAAAAAY CASSIDY!

HOLY SHIT CASSIDY

is this kenny loggins little brother or something

magnus is being a rude boy tonight, dang

IS GARFIELD MAKING A CLONE ARMY? WHAT THE FUCK

go maggie!

at least he's not actually setting it on fire lmao

to be fair i would still go in

MERLE WTF

MERLE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

CLINT NO

you need to roll something for this trav

"and he also can't think" he was in fantasy nasa tho

so the party is thoroughly split lmao

B O N E

nice, go magnus!

isn't he permanently charmed though

aww, klaarg you sweet boy

NICE

CASSIDY WHY

the dude in the audience who just yelled "WHAT" is Big Mood

love that cassidy is evidently familiar with shakespeare

garfield being out for blood is the best thing ever

C H E R U B J O E

"audience, listen" garfiled plz

good god do i love garfield

just got the mental image of krav finding that in taako's pocket later and being like "hey babe??? what the fuck?????"

garfield why have you done this

"are you like a necromancer?" maggie not every bland unassuming man is going to turn out secretly a necromancer like barry

awwwww

goddamn they have not been this unabashedly mean to an npc since jenkins, holy shit

merle's trying to offer genuine advice lol

maggie why

thank you for resolving that justin

wait a minute... is it going to be jimmy again???

WHAT, do yA DO

MAGNUS WHY MY DUMB BOY

jesus fucking christ magnus

i love this, he went from jingle all the way to home alone lmao

JESUS CHRIST

welp, bye klaarg :/

TAAKO'S HEAD IS STILL ON FIRE

go taako :D

god that was so fucking cute, taako my baby

that one dude in the audience chanting "YEAH! YEAH!" i love you

i need to draw that later omg

IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES YOU CUT IT IN HALF IT DIES

OH NO BABY

GOD THAT'S ADORABLE

oh my god this is insanity, i love this so much

poor jerald loggins holy shit

i was literally just thinking how i loved the how its made feel

muffled chanting...? oh god have we transitioned from home alone to chucky???

JEFF ANGEL :D

"he has an eye condition" do you mean glasses merle???

this sounds so goddamn suspicious

ZONE OF TRUTH!!!

oh my god what the hell is going on

JERALD NO

aww poor griffin :(

merle is very quick on the draw lmao

m e a t d r u n k

go merle!

is jerald lvl one???

“punch storm” welp, goodbye merle :T

taako you are a twink how the fuck are you going to tackle jeff angel

TAAKO I LOVE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK

actually it was the plane of fire liveshow

the timeline of the liveshows is a mystery for the ages

oh this ain't good

THIS IS TERRIFYING AS SHIT

YEAAAAAH

god this is such a good mental image

jesus this is fucking terrifying

that's precious lmao

oh jerald :(

DELLA :D

"purposeful principled slaughter" lovely alliteration there

OH NO

wax??? i think you mean plastic there griffy

christ that's horrifying

IT'S NOT THE REAL JEFF!!!!!

oh god i didn't even make that connection

oh my god he's gonna murder it

"dingamaflachie" justin ilu

can't wait to see that meme in the tag lmao

nice! :D

yes! save the boy!

aww, poor real jeff :(

jesus christ magnus

griffin really loves making golems on candlenights lmao

YEEEEAH GO JERALD

THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BURN TO DEATH

"AND BECAUSE HE'S A WIZARD" WHAT

JERALD LOGGINS ACCEPTS THIS

YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!

GO MERLE! :D

merle you know this won't kill him right?

T R A D E R J O E

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON

this is so damn insane omg

ME @ EVERYONE GOING "NO" ABOUT JERALD, Y'ALL DO REMEMBER ITS FOR ANGUS RIGHT???

everyone in the fandom's gonna just quietly ignore that comment and so will i lmao

MERLE I LOVE YOU

i did travis, i did

there's still like five minutes left and i am Concerned

TAAKO WHY

to be fair, they are like... burned up and battle damaged, i think ango will understand

jeff angle

AWWWWW, MY BABY :')

in conclusion, ango is my precious baby an i love him so much, and also that was the wildest most nonsensical liveshow ever and i adored it. happy candlenights everybody! ^u^

#taz #taz spoilers #the adventure zone #ghosty liveblogs taz

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arcanelaurels · 6 years

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A fic inspired by the lovely art of @foxy-alien bc everything they draw is adorable and their art of Lup with bees is especially adorable and it’s also the reason I have this headcanon now. I also have the headcanon that while Lup fuckin loves bees, Taako absolutely hates all bugs and wants nothing to do with them, hence this fic

(seriously tho go follow them if you don’t already their art is so wholesome)

“Bees?” Taako’s question was rounded out by a cackle as he fell back in laughter on Lup’s couch. “Seriously, Lup? You and Barry have bees now?”

Lup watched her brother with a deadpan expression. “Is there a problem?”

Taako sat up and wiped a tear from his eye. “No, no, it’s perfect. It’s so disgustingly domestic and weirdly random at the same time.”

“Disgustingly domestic?” Lup crossed her arms. “You and Kravitz literally adopted a kid together.”

“No, we adopted Angus. It’s different.” Taako mirrored her by crossing his own arms.

“He’s still a kid.”

“A kid that we know,” He pointed out. “It’s not like we went out and adopted some random kid. It doesn’t count.”

“Whatever.” She uncrossed her arms and sat forward, a fire in her eyes that Taako knew all too well. “Do you wanna see them?”

“Hell no.”

“Why noooottt?” Lup whined, slouching forward and pouting. “They’re so cute.”

“Bees aren’t cute, Lu,” Taako rolled his eyes. “They’re bugs.”

“They’re fuzzy bugs that make honey!”

“The last time I dealt with fuzzy bugs, they ate my whole body and I had to restart another fucking loop in that town.” He sat back in his seat. “No thank you.”

Lup stared at him, not breaking her gaze as she continued to pout.

“Don’t start that,” He warned, turning away so he couldn’t see her.

She sniffled.

“Lup.” The tone of warning increased.

She was silent, but he knew she was still pouting.

“Lup, I swear to Istus, if you start crying because I won’t look at your fucking bees-”

She let out a whimper.

Taako made the mistake of looking over at her. Her eyes were wide with pleading and her lower lip jutted out at Maximum Pout. Her ears were almost completely pointed down and her hands were clasped together.

“Gods, fine, I’ll look at your stupid bugs.”

Almost immediately, Lup’s face brightened and she sat up. “Yay! C’mon, let’s go!”

“Whoa, whoa, aren’t we supposed to wear those weird suit things? Taako’s not interested in marring his skin with bee stings because you have a new hobby.”

Lup sighed. “We don’t have to wear them. They’re not just gonna attack you randomly.”

Taako only eyed her warily.

“Fine, if it’ll make you feel better, we’ll wear the suits,” She said, leaning down to grab his wrist and drag him out of the room. Once they were both suited up (”Do these come in other colors?”), Lup led him out to the backyard, where against the back fence was a single box that he supposed was the beehive.

“Just one?” He asked, turning so he could see Lup through the veil of the suit.

“Well, yeah, starting out,” She shrugged. “After a while, the colony will grow too much for it and we’ll have to split the hive. Then we’ll probably get another one to move them to.”

They approached the hive - Taako somewhat cautiously - and stopped a few yards away.

“Why are they covering it like that?” He asked, noticing that one side of the hive was covered in the insects.

“It’s hot out today,” Lup explained, glancing around as if she could see the humidity of the summer’s day. “They do that to keep the temperature down inside the hive. It’s called bearding.”

Taako snorted. “I know all about that.”

“Hilarious.” Lup’s voice was monotone. “Wanna get closer?”

“Absolutely not.”

“C’mon, Taako, you’re suited up and everything. You’ll be fine!”

“Nope.”

“Fine,” She took his arm and turned him towards the other side of the large yard, where there was a well-kept garden of various flowers. Taako noticed the activity of various bees flying around amongst them.

Lup led him across the yard so they were in front of the garden, though they were right near the house and still far from its place against the back fence. “These bees are even less likely to attack you, because they’re nowhere near the hive and won’t think you’re threatening their home.”

“Oh, that’s real reassuring, Lulu,” Taako muttered.

“So you won’t approach these ones, either?”

“You guessed it.”

She socked him in the arm before leaving him to approach the flower patch. She knelt down in front of a flower and gently held a hand out to a bee that was on it. Taako was surprised when the bee crawled onto his sister’s gloved hand. Lup slowly stood up, holding the bee in her palm, and returned to where Taako was standing.

“See?” She said, and though Taako couldn’t quite see her face under the brim of her hat as she looked down at the bee, he knew there was a jubilant smile on it. “They’re cute.”

He looked down, watching the fuzzy yellow-and-black bug crawl around on her hand. He supposed it wasn’t too disgusting, as far as bugs go. He’d definitely seen worse.

Lup held her hand out towards the flower patch, and as if on cue, the bee rose up in flight and headed back towards the garden. She turned back towards her brother, her eyes gleaming with pride.

A thought occurred to Taako that made him break down in a cackle all of a sudden. “Hold on, hold on.” He put a hand on his sister’s shoulder to stabilized himself as he bent over in laughter. “Don’t tell me this is all because you were obsessed with trying to kiss a bee when we were kids?”

Lup crossed her arms defensively. “Of course not! I don’t try to kiss them!”

“Only because you know better!” He wheezed. “Admit it! You still wanna kiss bees!”

She scowled. Before she could say anything in her defense, though, the back door opened and Angus bounded up to them, eyes wide in wonder as he looked at the beekeeping suits the twins wore. “Can I see the bees? Can I see the bees?” He excitedly asked.

“Whoa, whoa,” Taako immediately stopped laughing and held his arms out to stop the small boy, his newfound Protective Parent Instincts kicking in. “You shouldn’t just come running out here like that, boychik.”

“He’ll be fine,” Lup said, sounding annoyed with her brother now. “Not everyone’s as big a baby as you.”

Taako’s retort was cut off as Angus bounced up and down on his toes. “I’ll be fine, really! I just wanna see the bees!”

Taako vaguely wondered where he’d gone wrong in his six months of raising this child as Lup took Angus’s hand and led him towards the flower garden. Angus’s eyes widened in wonder as he watched the bees move from flower to flower, and he repeatedly turned to Lup to ask her questions about how bees worked and how she and Barry took care of them. With some encouragement from her, Angus hesitantly knelt down and held out a hand to one of the flowers. Taako grimaced as he watched, fighting the urge to grab Angus and drag him away.

The bee on the flower slowly crawled onto Angus’s (bare) hand, and the boy lightly gasped as it did so, looking up at Lup with a wide smile. A bit less accustomed to bees, he almost immediately moved his hand back to the flower so the bee would return to it. He stood up, looking very proud of himself, and Lup put her arm around his shoulders as she led him back to where Taako stood.

“Did you see that, sir? I held a bee!” Angus was bouncing up and down again, too overcome with excitement to remember that Taako had (repeatedly) told him to stop calling him sir. “It was so fuzzy!”

“Yeah, he did good,” Lup chimed in, ruffling Angus’s hair. “Way better than his dad,” She shot Taako a look, knowing he hated when she called him that.

Sure enough, the blush that tinged Taako’s face was visible through the veil as he scowled and flattened his ears. “I stand by my reasoning that all bugs suck.”

“But these are good bugs!” Angus chirped.

“Half their bodies are stingers, Ango,” Taako countered, turning to walk back to the house. “No bug with a stinger is good.”

“Keep talking like that and I won’t give you any honey,” Lup said, crossing her arms.

That got Taako’s attention. He turned around to face his sister again and crossed his arms as well. “So? I bet your honey sucks, anyway.”

Lup scoffed. “Please. I’ve done enough research to know exactly what conditions and which flowers make the best honey. My bees will practically be making gourmet honey, babe. And I was gonna give you some to use for your cooking, but I guess not, since you hate bees so much.”

Taako glared at her. “You wouldn’t dare.”

“Admit that bees are amazing, and I’ll reconsider.”

He narrowed his eyes, debating between his stubborn pride and his desire to have high-quality ingredients. Angus looked between the two, wondering how this was going to play out.

Taako let out a hmmph. “Fine.”

“Fine, what?” Lup asked teasingly.

“Bees are amazing,” Sarcasm dripped from his words.

That seemed to be good enough for Lup, though. She grinned. “Glad to hear it. Why don’t we head back inside?” She asked, putting a hand on Angus’s shoulder and guiding him past Taako, sticking her tongue out at her brother as they passed.

Taako returned the favor and followed them to the door, then paused and glanced back at the beehive. He discreetly gave it the middle finger before slipping inside.

#this wasn't supposed to be this long but I just kept fucking writing #the interactions between taako and lup mayyyyyyy be inspired by how I tend to interact with my little brother #taz balance #the adventure zone #taako #lup #angus mcdonald #bees!#laurelscribbles

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ghosty-schnibibit · 7 years

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eeey this is two days late because tumblr was a shit and accidentally saved it to drafts instead of posting it lol

new taz liveblog! woohoo!!! :D

junior you cute lil nerd oh my gosh, you dorky lil jellyfish baby

i can't remember when they filmed this and all i wanna know is if ma girl is gonna show up

i love that griffin readily admits the liveshows all get rushed in the end lol

“i play taako taaco” IS IT CANON OR NOT THEN???

death right off the bat then holy shit

YEEEAH HYPE

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE" taako ilu

this is like shovelnight omg

"i'll heal him" HOW MERLE

the description kinda blew the surprise but like... griffin this is so cool holy fuck, this is such a cool premise

YEAH LUCAS BABY

so i’m assuming this is post finale then? cool

"we are in media and it is REZ" pff

YEEES TOMB OF HORRORS

wait so is this post finale or is it pre-crystal kingdom???

ANGO :DDD

KILLIAN :DDDDD

"hey, KRAVITZ" and the crowd goes wild

leon oh my god

justin ilu

clint i am just as confused as you are

"its o-face if you will" griffin why

i am gonna have to listen to that whole description again like three more times and draw it out before i can wrap my head around this room because my audio processing skills are for shit

welp, definitely post crystal kingdom then

"it's real to me dammit!" griffin ilu

merle is going to die so much oh my god

these nerdy boys omg

i can picture griffin's smile in my head and its the best

MAGNUS YOU DUMMY

I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED RELISTENING TO THE EPISODE WHERE MAGNUS CHOPS OF MERLE’S ARM, WHAT IS THIS

so many puns oh my god

justin getting so fussed at the mics is hilarious i love this

god bless lucas omg

"yes we were" CLINT

ROBBIE :D

this is giving me massive wonderland vibes

indiana magnus lol

merle wtf are you doing

MERLE WTF

i love that they just... stopped and took a break in the middle of this intense ass dungeon. just stopped and had a picnic lol

griffin losing his shit is the best

"then i use crying" maggie ilu

banana snapples???

"i fucked up, hurt the bat with fire now please" g r i f f i n

okay this has got to be post finale because otherwise taako is being way to blasé about death, even virtual death

magnus the party boi lol

wait what the fucking hell

WHAT THE HELL GRIFFIN

MAGNUS

T A A K O

aw merle :')

"i kill rascal" MAGGIE WHY

AWW GRIFFIN SOUNDS SO SAD

"TIME FOR RASCAL TO FLY TO JESUS" I'M SCREAMING

magnus my baby i love you

taako i love you so much

i love how torn up about rascal griffin is omg

“he was super evil by the way, he was going to be the big bad” SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW JOHN AS RASCAL, I NEED IT

holy fuck maggie

now the room where it happens is gonna be stuck in my head all night, thank you justin

"IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS" GRIFFIN THE VORE BOY

good christ this is just like that one jordan underneath video

griffin is so mad oh my god

oh my jesus they broke the game

"this seems familiar" yep, post stolen century

i love this oh my god

FISH BOOOYS

oh shit, i am worried for my boys

what the absolute hell

good god this is so confusing and i love it

clint's gonna dm the next one! i'm so excited his idea sounded so cool i can’t wait to see how this turns out :D

oh my god that was so fucking cute i love this

okay... for real tho how pissed do you think lucretia is gonna be at lucas after this. all i can imagine is her yelling at him like "WE DEFEATED THE GODDAMN HUNGER AND YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THEM WITH A FUCKING VIDEO GAME!?"

travis ilu you feckin nerd

griffin why do you want to kill these boys so bad

OKAY SO NOT PRE FINALE??? HOW DOES TAAKO STILL HAVE THE UMBRASTAFF????? griffin please tell me when these things fit into the overall timeline this is murdering me

THESE NERDY, NERDY BOYS

maybe don't insult the dm who has your life in his hands travis

flip wizard taako :)

that was badass holy shit

"we live in the pit now" maggie plz

GRIFFIN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

aaand merle is super dead :(((

griffin has an axe to grind, what the hell

jesus fuck this is so weird

YAY MERLE IS SAFE :D

there's still another 30 minutes left and i have no idea where this is going, don’t know whether to be scared or excited

aaand there's the wonderland vibes again

oh my fucking god

ADJUNCT DANCE PROFESSOR MERLE MAKES A COMEBACK

"THE ECSTASY" MAGGIE

GARYL :D

GRIFFIN YOU ARE BEING A MEAN BOY

i'm screaming what the fuck is this

griffin's simon cowell voice is giving me mad o.g. kravitz voice feels

"fuck you taako" GRIFFIN

i am too ace for this shit

i love that everyone goes fucking insane for ango it's the best

"what do you do, assholes" griffin chill holy shit

I KNOW THAT MUSIC

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'S GOD DAMN HODGEPODGE

oooh sick burn travis

way to be a protection fighter there maggie :/

i can’t believe that taako is fucking dead

griffin did not plan on making hodgepodge that beefy lol

CHRIST MAGNUS

stage two mother fuckers

MAGNUS WHAT THE FUCK

I'M FUCKING SCREAMING, WHAT IS THIS, THIS IS FUCKING NIGHTMARE FUEL GRIFFIN HOLY SHIT

wait what??? taako you have literally never cast this spell before what

THERE ARE SIX MINUTES LEFT HOW IS THIS GOING TO RESOLVE

taako's just... getting a backrub, from a fish, in a hellscape... wtf

welp, merle's gonna die :///

i have never related to clint more than in this moment

"LITCHES GET STITCHES" I'M SCREAMING

lucas i love you so much holy shit

that was fucking hysterical and i can’t wait to see all the art of lich hodgepodge oh my god, this was great

#taz #the adventure zone #i was just going through my drafts and was like 'wait... didn't i post that???'#the answer was evidently not lol #i should come up for a tag for my liveblogs so they're all in one place

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