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an-organized-confusion · 1 year

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I should be going to bed.

But I’m amused how in 2-3 of my AUs, one could pull out the “you’re not you, when you’re hungry“ joke with.

iZombie - ‘cause zombies. Especially Team Z: Janus, Virgil, and the twins. Though I see Remus ribbing Roman about that one the most. “How about we go to Lo’s [work]place (morgue) and grab a snack (brains)?“ (Never mind how Roman do be struggling the most with this mess.)

Begotten - Well. With Beasts the hunger is like metaphysical stuff. Not-exactly-nice acts to provoke and feed off strong emotions in humans (usually some type of fear response.) Like in iZ!AU - the Beasts are the same dudes on Team Z. I can’t help but think the twins may end up garnering a reputation like, “The Draconic Thief (Roman) & The Tentacled Deep Sea Vandal (Remus).“

Gymrat - The most banal version of this trope. Since it’s a realistic, slice of life AU. So an actual Snickers bar might get produced in the situation at hand. I think from most to least prone to getting hangry (extremely loosely):

Roman (look, this man is already highly emotional and dramatic)

Remus (especially when particularly anemic or in pain)

Virgil (especially when already stressed/cranky)

Janus (especially during a flare-up - cranky from pain and a bit more hungry thanks to corticosteroid usage)

Logan (more likely to compound moments where dude just needs to go find a quiet place to scream about customer BS)

Patton (man’s disciplined, what can I say?).

Only real question mark is with the Promethean!AU. Yeah, they can eat food... but their bodies are like alchemical furnaces getting fueled... rather than something more visceral/natural? It’s not as pressing to address, besides Trying To Appear Like A Normal Human Being.

#sanders sides #roman sanders #remus sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #food/#body horror/#(why i put hunger as a major theme in so many of my aus?)#(prolly because 1: i'm a foodie and food science nerd)#(2: HALT - Hungry+Angry+Lonely+Tired IS a good mental health pulse-check to take regularly)#(3: wrt to the horror aus - it's fun /twisting/ such a basic and visceral need in fiction)#(4: i will never not laugh abt the snickers ad campaign)#(5: nor referencing gauntlet legends w/ 'blue wizard needs food badly')#(... gymrat!intrulogical WOULD make the gauntlet ref like the gd nerds that they are)

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pleasedonthurtcjstar · 2 years

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Hehe. Idk why I made this. I just wanted to share this photo. Anyway a video game style edit with 8-bit style Bulletproof by La Roux playing in the background

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#video edit #sanders sides #janus sanders #remus sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #I got the Patton photo from a Patton blog #I look at Roman’s angry face and I laugh #anyway I gotta go to bed now. I have to wake up in 4 hrs #Patton is intoxicated in the video #which is why he hiccups the rainbow #lol #no ships #I’m allowed to make content that isn’t ship fueled

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eclipsedrawsstuff · 2 years

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I wanna make an au of sandersides but I don't think anyone would like it-

[ about au in taggs if anyone is interested ]

#basically logan and Patton are like the parents to the sides remus would be the child who stays with logan everywhere to annoy him or do #something bad virgil would stay with patton since he would be the most relaxing/nicest and doesn't get angry easily #janus & roman would just be together all the time( NOT SHIPPING)#and the other sides ( apart from logan and patton) are kids #not gonna make it an au where imma do it all the time just sorta like a comfort au #for me since i came up with it while drawing logan #sandersides au #sandersides parents au

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cavalrysystem · 1 month

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Not sure if the edited post actually went through, but I'd like to apologize for what wass sssaid in that post about the BPD community. The alter posting it hadn't realized it would come across as insensitive. We do apologize for any hurt feelingsss our possst may have causssed. /gen

#💛#cavalry speaks #apologizing #BPD mention #more venting ->#logan patton and virgil are fucking dormant now #because of that fucking dick #im ssso angry #why ssshould WE #have to ssssuffer the consssequences #when THEY were the one in the wrong #fucking hell

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wiltingretrospect · 2 years

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damnit.

#im angry at a grudge again #-Logan #and im h e r e . If patton swore off fronting i have no reason to be here.

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analoceits · 7 months

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here are my hc's for how each side crys

logan: he is fighting it the whole way through. squeezing his eyes shut, rubbing at his eyes, etc. refuse to admit hes crying and WILL try to flee.

patton: looks so SAD. pouty lip, watery eyes, etc. he INSISTS hes fine all the way through. sobs a lot but very quietly and only in little hic-ups.

roman: WEEPS. WAILS. ETC. he is SO LOUD and DRAMATIC. all or nothing BABYYY. always has the reddest eyes and nose after.

virgil: depends on context. option 1 is just kinda.. depressed crying. laying in bed while tears slowly pour out of his eyes. option 2 is panic attack crying. shrieking sobs, pressing himself into the farthest corner, etc. neither is pretty.

janus: only cries in private, and only when hes bone deep exhausted. its always just this.. almost mournful sobbing. just weeping into his hands like theres nothing else to do. good at putting himself back together after.

remus: angry crier. his sobs are wretched and ragged. will usually end up cursing out whoever tries to comfort him. bangs his fist on their chest if they try to hold him.

#tss #sanders sides #virgil sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #remus sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #ts sides

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softbeanofexistentialcrisis · 4 months

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things from the new asides ep that i dont see more of us talking about and im Insane over:

- Logan being the one to initiate this year's secret santa. why. /pos

- the implication that Remus and Janus have never been invited to one of these before

- "he's just chilling" "im chilling" "should we turn the heat up?!"

- "OH 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂" *chorus of acute disgust*

- Janus being brutally honest about the airfryer

- okay but mr fuzzy is incredibly cute. tell me im wrong.

- Logan: "is that all i am to you? the reading guy?" oh boy surely this isn't a statement for how he views himself now is it

- okay i know people DO talk about this but Remus's "does it make you want to scream" lives rent free in my head

- "this whole activity is to serve a higher purpose anyway" chat what does he mean i actually cannot tell what does this mean

- logan giving roman 20 dollars is so painfully logan i fully had to pause the video to stare at the wall for a minute over it. literally everyone behind tss are so fucking smart.

- LMAO VIRGIL GETTING ANGRY AT JANUS PISSING AT ROMAN prinxiety nation i know you're here in this room today

- also unrelated but all of patton's tiny gift wrappings are so pretty. where do you shop thomas

- he really replaced his entire gift. to give janus what he deserved. fucking hell roman stop being so valiant for one fucking minute /pos

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD THE BEGRUDGINGLY BOY DAMN

- this is probably just me but come on can we stop giving patton just simple cards. like ik he likes them and he probably doesn't mind but come on its too easy.

- LOGAN MY BABY BOY. MY BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL CHILD MY ABSOLUTE FIRST BORN he's so happy im honna gry

- "good luck detective, you're gonna need it 😈" "oh virgil 😦" they're so dramatic why are they like this

- Janus being responsible for Thomas' poker face and he's not doing a great job at it

- LOGAN BEING THE ONE TO SAY "dont overthink it" LIKE THE. LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS. IM SO NORMALM

- NICO TIME god everyone's so pretty

- hmm i. i wonder what the message is. i wonder what the message is that we're supposed to getting from here. hnm.

#sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #patton sanders #tss spoilers #thomas sanders

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exsqueezememacaroni · 11 months

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OK but...

here's the thing - I personally love to see Mike in a more submissive position - albeit one with a bit of (s)ass.

So...if any of you who feel similarly want to step up and confess - I am right there with you.

#MP confessions #mike patton #don't get me wrong - angry growling mike is also very very good #but i just want to see him beg a little and then get all the rewards he deserves #is that so bad??#and uh #I would 100% want to see him suck a dick #or a strap on #ok ill stop there

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an-organized-confusion · 2 years

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Just some fun Gymrat!Patton thoughts with the co-conspirator:

Me: the army emt just makes me think of Gymrat!Pat [because combat medic hx] i'm debating on what's funnier - when pat served if he swore like the rest of 'em or absolutely held onto minced oaths w/ the same gd intensity

Him: Minced, with entire bases having betting pools on what makes him fully swear Which is won in the end by a child saying, “What will make the paramedic swear? A kid getting hurt. He fawns over us as if we're his own kids. Whenever you guys aren't looking he gives us candy!" And then like a week later that same kid gets hit by a car and Patton goes ballistic on hearing about it. Takes half of his company restraining him from going after the driver. He was swearing so hard and for so long the army members blushed and looked ashamed at their ineptitude in swearing...

#sanders sides #patton sanders #injuries/#(i'm just imagining on any other rotation/case him just stringing together the most colorfully intense minced oaths possible)#(all the hecks + darns + shoots)#(said with the same angry intensity as any other member)#(he may indulge in using the NATO phonetic alphabet - and translate that back to minced oaths again)#(if the sitrep called for it)#(he went to teaching elementary school after his army contract ended)#(he definitely reserves talking abt the shit he's seen to VA support grps)#(he's emotionally intelligent enough to know he doesn't want to give his famILY some secondhand trauma)#(doesn't stop remus from poking the issue several times... :'D )#(not from place of malice - just morbid curiosity)

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faulty-rob · 11 months

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Patton: Logan- I think you’re uhm… impulse buying..?

Logan: Nonsense. Who do you think I am Roman? Besides Thomas *needs* all of these books.

Roman: *angry princey noises*

#sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #ts logan #logan sanders #ts logan sanders #logan sanders fanart #impulse buy #book nerd #new books #he has a whole ass library full of books and he can recite every word of each of them istg

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bcjthoughts · 3 months

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Sanders sides office au (Not the show just them working in a random office)

Logan's the CEO

Roman's Logan's personal assistant (he wants to be an actor but does this until he gets his break)

Virgil and Patton have regular office jobs (patton's kinda a personality hire)

Janus is the head of HR slowly losing his mind trying to prove Logan and Patton are secretly dating

Remy's the receptionist

Remus is the janitor

Roman is Logan's personal assistant but likes to go above and beyond and do stuff for everyone around the office like helping print patton's paper work or buying everyone coffee

Virgil hates Roman. His vibe is just off.

Roman and Remy are freimeies

Roman and Patton are work besties

Roman and Logan are friends from high school

Roman has full access to Logan's weekly planner and just adds stuff like 'Tuesday morning brunch with ro and pat' and 'don't go to Thursday's meeting the hot intern's not coming

But despite his slight mischief he's absolutely essential. At some point he leaves for a week with out warning because of a family emergency or something which would be fine, except Logan's become really quite dependent on Roman for almost everything even non work related things. So that whole week Logan's showing up late to work like "I couldn't decide what to have for breakfast and I spent so long deciding I missed my bus and didn't end up eating anything" and he's missing meetings and work lunches and being generally cranky cause he doesn't have time to buy himself coffee so he's exhausted and when roman finally comes back Logan storms up to him all angry and says "you've ruined me! I used to be so capable and now without you I'm a bumbling fool and Roman just laughs and claps him on the shoulder "like aw I love you to spark point"

Also Logan and Patton totally do have a secret relationship, they just make out in Logan's office with the blinds drawn

Remy barely ever shows up for work but when he does he's hung over and screaming into his phone gossiping

Logan's always trying to raise office moral with silly work lunches but eventually Patton just takes over cause Logan's awful at it and they start going to pottery barns and laser tag

Eventually Virgil and Roman do become friends and their hangouts mostly consist of going to waffle house at 2am and getting drunk in taco bell parking lots

#logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #sanders sides #Virgil Sanders #janus sanders #platonic logince #platonic moxiety #platonic princiety #platonic royality #platonic analytical #logicality #drinking

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intrulogical · 6 months

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remus isn't dumb; a sanders sides essay

i've been struggling to make a cohesive post about this because i feel like most of what i want to say boils down to the same underlying message which is: remus isn't dumb.

i feel like a good chunk of this fandom understands what i mean, at least to a surface level point. but even then, i think too much of the fandom still misinterprets remus' character in a way that, they seem to understand different traits of his, but the way they execute it is still way off from what we see in canon.

(rest of the essay under the cut!)

for example, the biggest thing i see people get wrong would be the way they write remus "lol random" personality. it's true that remus tends to say whatever he wants at any given moment. but, the problem here is that people tend to think remus as random in function. i have no better way to describe this succinctly, so to expound: while remus tends to make left-field jokes a lot, he is shown to be incredibly deliberate, cunning, committed, and intelligent in very subtle ways.

truth is, remus is very goal-oriented, and when he has a goal, oh he strives for that goal. so far, i'm writing this with the last 5 years episode being the most recent substantial episode, so i can't really 100% say all my assumptions of remus are true. actually, i think the upcoming season finale will be the missing link when it comes to providing us with the whole picture of who remus is.

as for now, i just have to stick with my theory of; remus, as a side of thomas' heavily connected to insecurities and mental health issues, intends to shed light on the "darker" sides of thomas because he believes them to be beneficial. throughout dwit, we see remus continuously bolster the idea that his contributions are useful for thomas. this continues in wtit, but with the extra layer of remus wanting logan as well to be in touch with the darker parts of himself to get thomas in line.

it is also heavily implied that remus is well in on whatever janus' plan is to get thomas to be a.) more aware of his mental health issues, and b.) to get thomas to break out of his catholic black and white thinking. in forbidden fruit, it's janus who’s seen permitting remus to present himself to thomas. bigger evidence though, as i've mentioned in the previous paragraph, is the way remus seems to deliberately want logan to manifest his anger against thomas.

of course, we can always say that remus taunted logan "just for fun", but i feel like too much of what happened in wtit seem to point to remus having deeper reasons. for example, wtit exhibits how bad thomas' mental health is to the point that he gets irrationally angry at nico for not replying to his texts. this proves how thomas has been neglecting his mental health, and with the way patton, virgil, and roman held onto toxic selfless ideologies for the longest time, thomas would still, naturally, be lost on what to do. he would even seem to deny how bad things have gotten, especially with the way he acts like nothing bad is happening when he goes to his date with nico.

why am i emphasizing this? well, it's because something i find interesting about remus' character is how deeply cognizant he is of thomas' problems. what i mean by this is, no other side can call out thomas' issues more than remus can. i wrote an essay about this before if you want to check this out, but tldr: remus, as intrusive thoughts, is the most perceptive out of all the sides when it comes to calling out insecurities or problems. we see this come to fruition in wtit when all of the traps he laid out for thomas involved nico in some capacity.

while you can interpret his character as evil for preying on others’ insecurities, i think it's important to acknowledge that, in a sea of people who tend to refuse to talk about their issues, remus is the main guy who constantly brings them to the table. whether remus' intentions are good or not, there's no denying that remus' importance as a side lies in the fact that he serves as a mental health alarm clock for thomas. with the way none of the sides want to communicate with each other, we need someone like remus to cut the bullshit and say things as it is.

again, we don't really know if he wants to help thomas. but i would like to emphasize that, yes, remus is not dumb. he does not merely make lewd jokes and calls it a day. he has the long-term goal of making everyone talk about more "taboo" topics with each other, and this includes talking about personal grievances the sides tend to suppress or refuse to talk about. lewd jokes are just part of the process.

i think this goal of his is also incredibly visible with the way remus treated logan in wtit. wtit is my favorite sanders sides episode because there's just so much to analyze between remus and logan, but you can check my other essays in regards to that. the main thing i wanted to point out is that what remus says to logan in the end, "woowee logan, now you're speaking my language. but who do you really want to scream that at?", proves he is more deliberate and cunning than he seems.

a lovely bit of analysis my friend orb (@orbmanson7) provided is that remus didn't just pop up in wtit to intervene with thomas' plans. he was there to intervene with logan's. if you've seen my other essays, i've talked about how logan as a side has been dwindling in terms of self-confidence and assertion. this has left a big problem of thomas being more reliant on his emotions, making him ignore the suggestions given by logan that may help with thomas' mental health in the long run. this is not to villainize thomas' mental health crisis, btw. all i want to say is that, remus recognizes how logan's self-restriction is doing no good and deliberately wants to push logan to become more assertive and angry.

that is why he says logan is speaking his language. he wants logan to recognize the merit in the way remus grabs thomas' attention. he wants logan to be like him and cause more havoc. again, we never know how much remus genuinely wants to help thomas, but we know that remus wants everyone to be more exposed to "taboo" things, and this includes logan being more in touch with his angrier side.

besides that, i'd like to mention how, in general, remus tends to be very committed to his goals more than how the fandom typically portrays him? in dwit, remus' main goal was to disturb thomas and the other sides. it's kind of just an introduction to his character. we're not sure if it's part of a bigger plan he and janus devised to get thomas to take care of himself better, but it is a possibility. the only time he gets too random is when logan begins picking apart his arguments. there we see remus only results to super left-field, continuous off-tangent jokes when he's desperate or placed in a lose-lose situation.

another, in wtit, we see how remus understands how to make very long, complicated traps. i think it's a perfect encapsulation of his personality, actually! throughout the episode, we see him make these multilayered traps with a ton of props and preparation just so he can bother thomas with it. it shows that remus is actually less impulsive-oriented as he seems. he even created a schedule he showed to logan detailing everything he wanted to do that day. again, deliberate! he is deliberate and very smart!

other thing i'd like to harken back to is the idea that he's in cahoots with the other dark sides to execute some Big Plan to break thomas out of his black and white thinking. while we don't know how orange acts like yet, we're Very familiar with janus by this point and we can see how long-drawn janus' plan of acceptance is. he's, again, sorry to use the word so many times, very deliberate. i don't even think his plan ends with svs.r, because it does seem like remus is well in on this plan too. in the 5 years video, he also seems to know more than thomas on what else is to come for the future of sanders sides, which implies he has some plans up his sleeve that no one else knows about. like i said, janus has the goal to break thomas out of his black and white thinking. and so far from what we've seen from remus, he also wants the same!

an important factor of remus' character besides his deliberateness is his general need to subvert what "goodness" means. "good and bad are all made up nonsense," he sings in forbidden fruit. throughout dwit he continuously criticizes everything thomas thinks is good or acceptable. in the 5 years video, he argues about how there's no "correct way of sitting". i think this also proves how remus is important as a side because, while not every single one of his beliefs are morally acceptable, he is still able to pick morality apart in a way the other sides are unable to. also, i just think this proves his character as just. generally smart? he's able to pick apart the status quo and moral philosophies, of course he's smart.

just to pick up on a previous point, remus is scarily perceptive. i mentioned this earlier with how remus is able to pick logan apart, but i'd like to add onto it more since i think a lot of people underestimate how crazily perceptive he is. for one, despite not being too close with a bunch of the other sides, he seems to be able to read their insecurities and play them against them really well. we see it in the way he uses virgil's insecurities of being an ex-dark side against him. we see it in the way he picks on patton and thomas' morality crisis against them. we see it in the way roman describes remus as someone being able to show him things he doesn't like about himself. and most importantly, we see it in the way remus constantly reaps the fact that logan isn't listened to to the point that logan snaps. as intrusive thoughts, remus' job is to see what deepest darkest secrets thomas and the sides suppress and use it against them.

at the moment, we don't really know if remus has any weaknesses, although wtit sort of implies that he himself is also quite irritated by the fact that thomas doesn't listen to him. he does a good way of hiding, though, how much of that problem is genuinely affecting him. it makes me think he's also smart in the way he's able to hide his vulnerabilities and true intentions from the other side. he's silly and goofy and lewd and because of that, everyone thinks he's harmless. the sides think he's unserious, and so does the fandom. but deep down, remus really isn't that stupid.

and LASTLY, when beta reading this essay, orb also mentioned to me about how remus possesses cognitive flexibility in a way roman doesn’t. this isn’t meant to discredit roman of course, but i think it’s important to mention that remus is the side with the least amount of restrictions when it comes to creative liberties. orb mentioned to me how remus is able to connect concepts easily in a way roman doesn’t because remus doesn’t operate under the same self-restrictive mindset. while this obviously would help thomas become more innovative as a creative, i think it’s also important to recognize how much thomas kind of needs it in general. much of the latter half of the series shows thomas dealing with restrictions, especially when it comes to doing good. it would be great benefit for thomas to be able to listen to a side who generally wants to Have a Good Time, and doesn’t abide by rules imposed onto them.

and yes that is my essay on remus 100/10 best character and is not dumb at all. very excited to see him in the finale and i hope y’all’s get your characterizations straight because i need me some good fics

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #remus sanders #my analysis #sanders sides meta

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