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agentc0rn · 9 months
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Perils of History - the Begrudged beads, the Embittered Scribe, the Daunting Vessel and the Wrathful Scourge
Personal interpretation of the ruinous quartret and their origin history. I'd like to imagine that Gimmighouls also lived in the castle because of the trove of treasures the king had collected, etc.
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oak23 · 2 months
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Me and my other ex housemate to each other when That Housemate had "headaches" but only when it was her turn to do the dishes, only to scurry off and watch loud videos or podcasts as me and him proceeded to pick up after her for the 85th time
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cazssserole · 5 months
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"this is my uh.. room of self improvement!!"
Mercury??????? You're so adorable. What the hell. You don't even know what a therapist is. You're so fucking killing it, he's my boy, my very awesome son. I will adopt him from now on.
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malk-with-tea · 3 months
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Hey man, just wanted to let you know that your beloved older sister that you've been looking for this entire time- yeah, her- shes actually considered a bit of a terrorist. Yeah- she and her cohort has been trying to dismantle the entire state, yeah- city by city it seems. The fuck do you mean by 'based'
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ladylingua · 5 months
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now is Moiraine a bad aunt, or is she maybe just a very tired woman who doesn’t love having a grown man burst into her room without knocking to insist she eat a sandwich in the middle of the night?
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was gonna say it in the tags of my last reblog but it was such a heartwarming post i didn’t want to put my Grumpy Fandom Whining on it lmao
but like augghg when there’s a post discussing izzy and his connections to racism/colonization (both from the implicit biases of his character and the meta themes of his narrative role) and izzy stans crawl out of the woodwork to be like “well if you hate izzy for being racist you MUST hate stede for also being racist!! you’re being a hypocrite!!!! stede is just as bad!!!!!!!!!!”
but like 1. i don’t hate izzy bc he has racist implicit biases and 2. i have never denied that stede doesn’t have a LOT of growing to do
but aaaaaaAAAAGHHHH YOU GUYS. YOU GUYSSSSS.
it’s not about the biases. it’s not about characters being Problematic™. i just don’t like izzy bc he’s MEAN!!!
THATS IT! THATS LITERALLY IT!!!! he’s mean and bitter and that does not appeal to my personal taste in blorbos!!!!! i don’t CARE if he’s in deep unrequited love with ed i don’t CARE if he’s surrounded by idiots and he’s tired and exasperated I! DONT! CARE!!! i don’t like characters who are just viciously mean to everyone around them no matter what!!!!! he is mean and unfunny except when he’s being laughed at and i find that deeply unappealing!!!
and if you like izzy, that’s literally fine. like congrats! im glad you have fun with your little asshole antagonist!!! liking mean characters is totally valid!!!! but oh my GOD to come onto an analysis of izzy’s racism and be like “okay but what about stede-” stede has a lot he needs to work on, but my hatred of izzy isn’t about how i focus on his flaws and my love of stede isn’t about how i ignore his.
STEDE, man. this guy set out to build a family at sea and he gladly shares everything he has with people and wants his crew to have fun and express themselves and yeah sometimes he can be self absorbed and ignorant but by GOD he CARES about building a little community on his ship!!! and despite all his flaws and all his room for improvement, it works!!!!!!! and that’s what everyone completely MISSES when they try and defend izzy by shitting on stede!!!!!!!!
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zingaplanet · 1 year
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"It"s nice to have a friend like that"
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maverickstudio · 2 years
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Please Stop Eating Over Important Paperwork. Hi, I drew Ace Attorney fanart for the first time in 12 years ahhhh. This is fine. I'm FINE. 
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alchemistdetective · 4 months
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Amber, I almost read that as 'Nyalter makes me for a sandwich' and I was very nearly confused by what that could even possibly mean. I am sorry, lmao.
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ENGLISH IS HARD, I'M SORRY
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chewablepebbles · 8 months
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I'm fine I'm just simmering and seething
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gibbearish · 2 months
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eternal fight between wanting to correct a misconception abt cats but also knowing that it was just a silly joke and i shouldnt take it so seriously but also something being a joke doesnt mean you shouldnt still point things out but also i have no expertise beyond just "i have multiple cats and spend way too much time watching them and thinking about the way they interact w each other and what that means about how their brains work" which means i would just be talking out of my ass anyways because i have no way of telling if my interpretations are right or if im anthropomorphizing them
#origibberish#anyways. your cat isnt trying to steal your food#he doesnt understand 'your' food vs 'my' food he just understands 'food'#and sees you as another cat and when cats are eating and another cat wants some they just. walk up and partake#so if youre having issues with that you gotta start using cat language to tell them to back off#like growling/hissing at your cat is allowed they do it at each other all the time for a reason#actually slight correction they do understand 'my' food but only in terms of 'i caught this so it is my trophy'#food thats just Around is communal#so think like a cat and say no this is MY kill in cat words#i killed this sandwich and IM going to eat it#like theres a part of me thats like 'no you cant hiss at your cat thats mean!' but thats looking at it through human eyes#we see hissing as mean because its The Mad Sound and mad is Bad and Angry and Personal#but for cats mad is different#theres no values or anything behind it‚ mad just means 'stop what youre doing or ill hit you'#and like you know actually hitting your cat would be shitty and abusive and that threatening smth like that to a child would be equally#and abusive so in ur brain ur like 'i cant threaten him in cat speak'#but like its not a threat for them!! its just a warning so that they know the other cat Doesnt Like What Theyre Doing!!!#thats how they establish boundaries!!! so not only are you allowed to use it i would even say trying to actually bring yourself to your#cats level in terms of communication is probably like. better?#but i mean again. this is all based entirely off of half remembered cat facts books from childhood and spending way too long#watching the endless drama between my children#so. take literally all of that with a grain of salt#actually scratch that ive decided i am an expert now. universities i am willing to be a professor of cat psychology
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tapucocoafgc · 3 months
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Today has fucking sucked and I'm so ready to eat my feelings tomorrow
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veggiehotdog1 · 1 year
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hopskipandarump · 7 months
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"you cant ship akechi with joker he tried to kill him and said he hates him its toxic" yeah thats the point genius thats what makes it hot
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freememecomp · 1 year
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I want to make a Chuckle Sandwhich shop au in which they run an actual sandwich shop
Feel free to leave world building ideas in my inbox becuase I want to make this a real au
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