punchy: Alright, who would win: Chuck Norris or Dora?
raymond: The villager, or...?
marshal: Not Dora the villager. Dora the explorer.
raymond: What makes you think the explorer would be a worthy opponent against Chuck Norris?
marshal: She has a cursor that she guides to do her bidding! She has stars to help fight for her!
marshal: Hell, she even has a talking backpack that contains lots of stuff!
raymond: I know the backpack is Dora's inventory, but what about our mayor? They're strong enough to carry a lot of stuff in their pockets!
kyle: Yeah, our mayor would be a worthy opponent, because of their strength.
katt: I bet those fruits they eat are the key! If they can break rocks with fruit, they can punch Chuck Norris with it.
doc: I don't care whether Norris or Dora would win! What about Shaggy against Dora? He has ultra instinct!
dora: Did somebody say my name?
raymond: I think Punchy did.
dora: Well, I think I'd pack a punch against Chuck and the explorer.
marshal: Yeah, but would you even beat Shaggy?
punchy: I think we're going off the topic a little.
moe: I think both Dora the explorer and Dora the mouse would team up together and beat Chuck Norris!
moe: Heck, they'd even beat Shaggy, too!
marshal: But would they beat our mayor?
raymond: The mayor literally has power over us villagers!
bob: What about Timmy Turner?
raymond: Timmy Turner?! Are you daft, punk?
bob: Timmy would wish defeat upon Chuck Norris and Dora the explorer!
hopkins: Oh yeah? I think Shaggy would beat both Chuck and Dora!
katt: But then Timmy would wish Shaggy was defeated after that!
kyle: Not if Dora pulls out the dragon balls and wish Cosmo and Wanda were her fairy godparents!
punchy: Ummm...
kyle: Then she'd wish Timmy was defeated, along with Chuck Norris and Shaggy!
doc: You know what? If I were Timmy Turner, I would wish world hunger was defeated!
marshal: What about One-Punch Man?
doc: I'd wish he was defeated, too.
katt: Are you kidding? One-Punch Man would make a worthy opponent against Chuck Norris!
moe: What about Rick and Morty?
raymond: Rick and Morty?
jitters: Rick and Morty would defeat Timmy Turner first, then take Cosmo and Wanda, and wish Dora, Chuck Norris, Shaggy, and Saitama were all defeated.
katt: Saitama is his real name?
rudy: What about Vin Diesel? He'd defeat them all!
jitters: Oh yeah! Vin Diesel! He'd be the worthiest opponent of them all!
doc: Um...I've defeated Shaggy as Rick, and vice versa. I play Multiversus.
doc: Therefore, I believe Rick, Morty, and Shaggy would team up and defeat everyone.
punchy: You know what?! Screw all of this! I think Dr. Strange would defeat everyone! End of story.
marshal: Dr. Strange VS. Chuck Norris, the Doras, the mayor, Shaggy, Saitama, Timmy Turner, Vin Diesel, Rick, and Morty?
raymond: & KNUCKLES
punchy: This is why I hate debates, you guys!
pheonix wright: And I thought my friends' debates were chaotic. Let's get a coffee, Punchinello.
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punchy: Okay, if we were to swap places with two characters from Friday Night Funkin', who will take our places?
moe: Well what about the Boyfriend and his Girlfriend?
punchy: Huh. I was gonna say Skid and Pump, but that's an interesting choice.
moe: That's how we do it, Punchy! *hugs punchy*
punchy: Beep. :3
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