#animals can be females too

[teecupangel]

Do we have a Phonenix yet in the menagire? We need one.

Phoenix!Desmond, probably looking like a normal bird for the most part, and stays with Sef when they go after the mongols (Altair probably thinks he's getting too old he looked a bit ratty lately) and takes the hit when Swami tries to kill him.

Idk whether to have this crack or angest with them thinking Desmond died, had a chick, and was apparently a female bird the entire time.

Okay, so I was checking the Phoenix wiki page for any information if it would be possible that Altaïr would know what a phoenix is and there’s this part written by Herodotus (yes, Kassandra’s Herodotos)

[The Egyptians] have also another sacred bird called the phoenix which I myself have never seen, except in pictures. Indeed it is a great rarity, even in Egypt, only coming there (according to the accounts of the people of Heliopolis) once in five hundred years, when the old phoenix dies. Its size and appearance, if it is like the pictures, are as follow: The plumage is partly red, partly golden, while the general make and size are almost exactly that of the eagle. They tell a story of what this bird does, which does not seem to me to be credible: that he comes all the way from Arabia, and brings the parent bird, all plastered over with myrrh, to the temple of the Sun, and there buries the body.

… which may be a reference to Bennu, the Egyptian deity connected to the sun, creation, and rebirth.

So Altaïr would meet him during his travels with Maria and he just stays. They assume he’s an exotic bird (or eagle), maybe a native to one of the places Altaïr and Maria visited.

Altaïr never told them that the bird flew into his room one night and began to chirp at him as if trying to tell him something. He also tried to tap the Apple but all it did was glow a bit.

The bird had been quite annoyed by it and began to hit it with his talons so quickly the Apple had a taptaptaptaptap sound rapidly before Altaïr could take the Apple.

After that, the bird just decided to sit on Altaïr’s shoulder when he left his room the following morning and Maria assumed he had bought the bird yesterday when they went their separate ways.

Her guess sounded so much better than the truth which was Altaïr spent the entire day yesterday holed up in his room, writing letters to be sent back to Masyaf as part of his deal with Malik in exchange for letting him go on this trip (which was to send letters detailing the geopolitical situations of the places he travels to with suggestion on what the Brotherhood should do in those parts… if they could do anything).

So nobody ever questioned the mentor’s newly acquired bird (except Malik but Malik had been more focused on the ex-Templar that Altaïr brought to Masyaf and married).

Then Darim and Sef were born and the bird (named Desmond because Altaïr thought of the name first when Maria asked what the bird’s name was) usually stayed with the children, letting out loud screeching cries whenever one of the two children were doing something they shouldn’t do.

When they got older, Darim and Sef learned the word ‘bribe’ and how Desmond can be easily bribed to look the other way in favor of delicious food.

Desmond stayed in Masyaf though, regardless if Altaïr or any of his sons left for a mission or to travel to a bureau. At some point, the bird had become a symbol of Brotherhood with its gold and red plumage.

So when Altaïr left with Maria and Darim to take down Genghis Khan, it was only natural for Desmond to stay with Sef in Masyaf.

Altaïr had been a bit conflicted though as Desmond’s feathers had grown quite… dull and he was moving slower than usual.

Maria and Malik both told them that Desmond was growing old and maybe it was time but the Ibn-La'Ahad boys refused to believe that.

Darim also believed that they might find medicine in one of the camps of the Mongols as they have been to many lands.

So when Desmond flew to protect Sef and got stabbed on the chest by Swami, Swami screamed as Desmond became shrouded in flames.

Swami burned as well and Sef could only watch in horror as white hot flames consumed the both of them.

Swami was left as a corpse charred beyond recognition.

While Desmond…

Only ashes remained…

And from those ashes…

Sef heard a small chirp.

As a little chick with red and gold plumage poked his head out of the ashes, shaking the ash from his small body.

Sef could only stare as he asked, “Desmond?”

And the bird gave him an enthusiastic chirp while jumping.

#ngl #super tempted to make desmond a female bird and have him freak out when he suddenly plopped an egg #we can go for the ‘his ancestors get reborn too as his children’ route #and the eggs stay dormant #until the death of his ancestors #so desmond’s gonna be the mother of a flock of phoenix(es) #desmond is turned into an animal subgenre #desmond is turned into a creature subgenre #ask and answer #assassin's creed #desmond miles #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #altaïr ibn la'ahad #sef ibn la'ahad

[lightofjedi]

I wish people understood that a female character being written by a dude who objectify and sexualize her is not her fault but the writter's, and that going on about the importance of not sexualizing female characters while simultaneously using said sexualization as a reason to sprout misogynistic remarks about and dehumanising sexualized female characters just shows your hypocrisy and how little you actually care about women.

#just to be clear i'm not defending ''people's right to sexualize women'' #i'm complaining about people who are misogynistic towards female characters for being sexualized instead of criticizing the author #you can hate a female character all you want #but stop acting like you're defending feminism or some shit while calling sexualized female characters ''c-md-mpster'' and shit like that #or selectively distort canon to make said character seem like a villain or a monster #that's disgusting and even more disgusting when yall be talking about an honest to god teenage girl #just ranting #this is about inoue orihime btw #people need to stop being creeps about her fr #tbh this post goes to all shonen anime fandoms #the writers and yall be so fucking weird about girls #english not my native language so apologies if this makes no damn sense. i'm too moody right now

[fromtheseventhhell]

Our first introduction to a revived Catelyn is learning that she can't speak but she remembers, inquiries about Arya, and accurately pointing out someone involved in that red wedding. It's been obvious from the start that she's still Catelyn, even though her being resurrected affected her. Considering fandom's trend of labeling female characters "too far gone" for not being perfect, pure, and passive it's obvious why people talk about her like they do. Yes she's angry and wants revenge but literally who wouldn't if they were in her situation? It's annoying how little empathy people have for her character. Personally, I hope there's more to her story than getting demonized for rightfully wanting revenge and having to get "put down" like she's a wild animal.

#catelyn stark #catelyn tully #lady stoneheart #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #I need people to stop talking about female character like their wild animals just cause they feel /negative/ emotions #Oh the woman who watched her son killed before getting murdered herself and then brought back to life isn't nice and sweet and gentle ohhhh #that means she absolutely has to be put down I mean what other option is there??? / srs #Show me some actual proof that she's too far gone and not just you're assumptions about someone who gets brought back to #life like we don't already have Beric walking around...I hate when fandom just decides things instead of looking at the story #like she currently has nothing not even a guarantee that any of her children are alive #reuniting with Arya is going to be big for her and you know what? I doubt she'll want to be put down like fandom assumes #she's def going to want to stay around as long as she can to protect her children especially if she's learns Bran and Rickon are alive #catelyn get behind me! I'm rooting for you!

[pied-piper-pluto]

freiren sounds so up my alley and the one thing that's holding me back from watching it is that I hate the costume designs.... this is not a freiren-exclusive problem i feel that way about most fantasy anime these days it just bothers me with freiren because otherwise i Want to watch it

#i have trouble putting the beef into words but here is an attempt: #the outfits feel too much like something you'd see someone wearing In Real Life and it breaks my immersion #this would be less annoying to me if it felt equal between male and female characters but the boy outfits feel more fantasyish #but it feels more pronounced with the girl characters #makes it feel like the goal was 'make them cute and fashionable by Anime Standards' was the primary goal #and 'character build or worldbuild via costume design' ws at best a distant second #i could abide Aesthetic First costume design if it was an aesthetic i like but i don't like the aesthetic theyre going for #feels overly cluttered with small details that feel very Modern to me #and also it always bugs me when it feels like a show defaults to Thighs Visible on Only the girl character designs #freiren does not seem particularly fanservicey and that almost makes it more grating for me #if it didn't Smack Of Gender it wouldnt bug me #if short shorts are an element of your fantasy setting why not have at least one dude wear em is all im sayin #anyway apologies to any freiren fans who stumble upon this post like i said it sounds good and i want to watch it #and am happy you can enjoy what i cannot #rambles

[cerealforkart]

I’m tired of being a hater. I’m tired of dunking on a series I know virtually nothing about. I’m tired of being mad about a goofy style.

Anyways.

I’m gonna go become a One Piece fan.

See y’all in 12 years.

#it’s 2023 #I’m an adult and I’m ready to start healing #y’all just seem to be vibing #and people are so mean to your series #and tbh I don’t know why #like #it is so far from the worst female anatomy I’ve seen from an anime #and it’s a weird style #but it’s different and kinda cool #also I love pirates #and I’ve heard there’s a lot of filler #but tbh I would way prefer too much filler to too much action where none of the characters can chill and get to know each other #I’m a Gintama fan #filler is fine #noodly #one piece

[shinkai-kaiju]

if theres one thing im a huge sucker for, it's monster ecology. Monster hunter sometimes misses/goes for the rule of cool and "if the monster looks bad its probably dangerous and we should kill it NOW" and like. sometimes loses me. But sometimes they're fucking spot-on with designs and lore and ecological interactions.

#primordial malzeno is the most recent hit #caedeus is another cool one where its NOT EVIL but it has a horn growing over/into its eye making it upsetti #and once you break it off it calms down completely #not all elder dragons are evil (fatalis and amatsu dont interact) rven if theyre capable of human inteligence #they just do what is natural. Nergigante eats other elder dragons bc it has a role to fill in the ecosystem that deals with the abundant #bioenergy that elder dragons just. Have. You dont hunt female. child OR non-breeding season male mizutsunes #espinas is actually a very docile monster when it feels unthreatened. #a lot of the monsters are just. Animals eith behaviors that can sometimes be dangerous when they are irate to too close to human settlement #and there are tons of monsters that are out there thst we don't see in the gsmes bc they're not a danger to the ecosystem so theres no #reason to hunt them. even many elders mind their business until bothered #malzeno was just chillin in his territory and accidentally onliterated a kingdom he considered his duty to protect bc he got parasites thst #made him angry. He didnt mean it!! and when you help him clear it all up he just kinda. fucks back off to his home away from people! #itd just neat. ill never forgive them for xeno'jiiva ans safi'jiiva though. xeno hadnt done shit we slapped it upside its freshly hatched #head just completey unprompted #monster hunter #txt

[bluejaybytes]

@snowshinobi Hiiiii :3 I'm responding to your tags on a new post and not the original since the original was already somewhat lengthy, and I plan on being LONG and RAMBLY, but I have sooo many thoughts on what you said and I'm going to say them. Also my browser crashed TWICE (TWO TIMES. 2) when trying to write this post so I'm really fighting for my life out here to get my silly little OC posts done. Also it's under the cut because it's looooong as hell LMAO

Firstly, you're so nice to me forever <3 Secondly, I think you've basically hit the nail on the head. The majority of the issues Maggie has coming back from death and her 9 years gone are really tied almost exclusively to her close family, because she... never really had anyone else. While in-universe it's only 9 years, realistically the jump in technology and culture is around ~20-30 years (Maggie died in the 90s/early 2000s essentially, and wakes up in a just barely futuristic city), but... the most jarring thing to her in terms of what she missed out on is just. Flipphones are no longer popular. Other than her family, she's only close with one other person... who just so happens to be a ghost, and therefore both 1. Wouldn't change much over the timespan due to how long she's been a ghost and 2. Unlike her family, was aware that something happened, since she could see the ghost-of-a-ghost Maggie left behind (The ghosts name is Opal, she positions herself as a sort of "guardian angel" figure, though she's not actually, and serves as just another parental figure for Maggie while also getting after the ghosts that constantly harass her to pass on messages to the living). Maggie has no real relationships outside of her family, and while her relationships with her family are massively impacted by her unknowing death, other than that... the timeskip itself doesn't weigh on her because she had no one regardless. Her struggle to adjust to everything thats happened would've happened regardless of the timeskip for her, because she was such an isolated shut-in that it's the same whether it happened the next day, or nearly a full decade later

So another very interesting thing is that you've actually completely seen where I was going with everything, in spite of everything I said being very surface level and not actually delving into the plot at all. I completely skimmed over Jenna (She's very important to the plot, but she's by in large a regular person as opposed to Maggie's... everything), but for some additional context, Jenna has a horrendously shitty homelife, so her moving in with Maggie is both a gradual process (It goes from spending time there, to spending nights, to eventually just never going back home and moving in fully), and also serves as an escape for her. Part of that is also, so vitally, the food aspect. For some additional additional context, souls essentially serve as a persons lifeforce, practically every bodily function is improved by a soul that's stronger, though the "strength" of a soul is essentially entirely random, and not dependent on the individuals actions of any kind. Maggie had a generally weird soul before (Seeing ghosts inherently means she has to have something going on with her soul), but when she wakes up after her death, her soul is now even weirder, and part of that is that it essentially lets her get away with bad habits she absolutely should be seeing more consequences for. She barely eats, and when she does, it's basically exclusively crackers and whatever other safe foods she has around the house, because actually making food is a level of care and effort she just... doesn't give to herself in the slightest. Part of Jenna staying with her is that Jenna, without really discussing it, entirely takes up the mantle of caretaker of the apartment, with the biggest task being food prep, Jenna sees Maggie's unwillingness to take care of herself and silently steps up and starts making her actual meals so she's eating properly.

The problem is is that this also kinda... just straight up sucks? Jenna doesn't think much of it, it's something that needed to be done so she's doing it, she wants Maggie to be well fed even if she won't do it herself, and she's already been responsible for making all of her own meals for years prior anyways, so it's just another thing she does. Except that's shitty! Maggie's seen firsthand how terrible her homelife is, and it really weighs on her how even in her escape from that, Jenna's still being put in a position where she feels like she must care for her or else she just won't eat properly. So food is such a massively important thing to both of them, it's this symbol of love for both of them, it's love on the part of Jenna, for stepping in and taking care of Maggie when she can't do it herself, and it's love on the part of Maggie, for realizing how her own bad habits impact the people she cares about and wanting to lift that weight by taking care of herself better. It's also very vital for Maggie because she just... doesn't... have hobbies. Learning how to cook becomes really her only hobby and she puts all of her love and care into it, because for the first time in a long while she's actually passionate about something! ...Unfortunately she also is very very bad at it. She's inventing new dishes like "Burnt Salad" and "Please Help I Fucked Up Kraft Mac N Cheese" and still having to have Jenna come in and help her. But it's the thought that counts, and it'll only be a matter of time before she can make something vaguely edible.

And finally, the stuff about names! I didn't post it here, but while idly talking about her in a Discord server I'm in, I definitely think that had I made Maggie like even a few months later than I would've done she would've been nonbinary. As it stands right now though, I'm saying she's probably some form of genderweird but too busy trying not to die to think about it <3 Growing up knowing that ghosts are real and routinely being shut down by authority figures in her life about it has made her very aware of how bullshit a lot of things are and how the people who claim to be knowledgeable tend to not know what they're talking about (Beyond just the "people don't think ghosts are real", she's also got ghosts willing to tell her when people are lying because they've got nothing better to do than just gossip) , so if she spent even just a moment thinking about gender as a social construct she'd instantly recognize that and probably take up some form of genderweird label, but as it stands she's just too stressed with Being The Protagonist to think about that

Now, the thing with Margaret. I'm not even going to lie to you, I think you made a better connection to how a name connects with community in terms of the narrative themes than I did. The thing with Margaret denying the name "Maggie" existed for two reasons, the in-universe explanation is that, with the little scrap of soul Margaret has leftover from Maggie, it's essentially working overtime just to keep her vitals working, it can't dedicate time and energy to making her an individual with preferences and a personality, so part of that is that she doesn't respond to "Maggie" because ultimately, that is not her name. Her name is Margaret and she's not going to respond to "Maggie" because "Maggie" isn't her name. Of course, out of universe the reasoning is that I wanted an easy way to distinguish between Maggie as she is the protagonist, and the version of her that lived in the years she was gone, so different names makes the most sense.

I think your connection to how name relates to community genuinely works on a level I hadn't fully pieced together myself yet and I really love that because I think that absolutely works with everything. One of the main conflicts of the plot is how Maggie is entirely disconnected from her family thanks to the years she was gone, with Margaret having no priorities beyond "survive", she basically never spoke with her parents or brother for years. While her family tried to reach out to her repeatedly (Especially given that, while they're unaware the truth of what happened the night Maggie was murdered, they do know something happened, and they believe that whatever it was severely traumatized her, and that's where the sudden and drastic shift in personality came from), there's a point where they just... gave up. She wasn't trying to talk with them or contact them in the slightest, so around a year or two after Margaret moved out, her parents gave up on her. Her brother would still be there a bit, but he also didn't really... try... anymore.

When Maggie wakes up, she tries to call her parents... and they don't pick up. They'd grown resentful over the years, and now that Maggie wants to talk to them, they don't forgive her for the years of not speaking to them, and aren't interested in whatever she has to say after nearly a decade of trying to reconnect with her and being met with nothing. It's her insistence that she wants to be called Maggie that actually gets her brother to realize she's telling the truth and that something happened. She shows up at his door, already something that Margaret wouldn't have done, and that combined with her being visibly upset when he calls her Margaret and tells him that's not her and that she's Maggie, it signals to him that whatever's going on is real (...though he would've figured this out eventually, given that she also literally 17 again and not in her mid-20s, and has a giant glowing stab wound in her chest). I think it works absolutely perfectly as being a symbol of community, her disconnect from her community is what led to her being called Margaret, and her desperation to be returned to that community is when she's Maggie again. So uh. Congrats on getting the themes of my OCs better than I did <3

And uhhhh closing thoughts! I honestly did still skim over the majority of the plot (Literally never even mentioned Eli or what's going on with her stab wound </3), but I think you reeeeally hit the nail on the head with everything I'm kinda getting at with these OCs, which is... frankly wild given how little main plot I actually got at. Basically everything I mentioned in my original post was the setup, not the main plot. But waaaaugh thank you for being so niceys to me and also giving me another excuse to ramble endlessly <3

#my OCs #uhhh MAGGIE FUN FACTS: #Animals can tell when a soul is weird so she has a colony of stray cats that hang around her apartment door #she doesnt even LIKE animals that much (She barely takes care of HERSELF shes not taking care of any animals.) #but they all like her weirdass soul and keep hanging around because of it #When the plot ends she gives one of the stray cats to her parents as a 'sorry i died' gift #The cats name is Marge- named by Jenna and also specifically its 'Marge' said in a Simpsons impression. any Simpson #It's Jennas FAVORITE cat out of the strays bc she says she looks like Maggie. also Marge is a male cat #Neither Jenna nor Maggie know how to tell the difference between a male and female cat reliably so they assume Marge is female- hes not #Also Eli's the closest to the 'main antagonist' the story gets. hes an old coworker of Margarets and basically her only friend #and Maggie's too scared with her whole 'is actively dying' thing and doesnt know how to tell him 'hey im not your friend- she died' #ELI thinks that Margaret is essentially have some sort of extreme mental breakdown and is trying to get her help bc he cares about her- #-unaware that Maggie is essentially a different person and doesnt know him #anyways uhhhh Maggie attempts to beat him to death with her laptop once. sorry Eli. luckily shes 17 and scrawny as fuck- #-so he's able to throw her off of him but its still. BAD #Maggie's got INSANE insomnia for a large variety of reasons- and falls asleep on the floor one night while on her laptop #Eli- having gotten off work late and going to check on Margaret- who hasnt shown up to work in weeks and isnt answering her phone #-spots Maggie passed out on the floor and assumes shes having some sort of medical emergency #Margaret had left her spare keys at work which he'd grabbed- so he lets himself in to get her to a hospital #Only for Maggie to wake up. With a strange man in her apartment in the middle of the night. Wuh Oh ! #THIS time however- when she's home alone (shes not alone Jenna's asleep in the other room) and she spots a stranger in her house- #-she ends up with a fight reaction and NOT freeze <3 #also her full name is Margaret Elisabeth Newell and her brothers name is Hawke #one of the very few times i will give my OC a full name- and entirely bc my friend suggested her last name LMAO #also she believes in bigfoot. GHOSTS are real and theyre WAY less believable than 'big ape' so she fully believes it #Opal keeps trying to tell her no that ones ACTUALLY not real and shes like uh huh. sure. ill believe it when i see it

[rozunderpressure]

If I had a penny for every time a story, that specifically takes place in Paris, made specifically by French Companies, chooses to focus on the love interest of the person whose family, specially their dad, and themselves is more important to the main plot than the love interest, making the love interest the main character, instead of the person themselves, I would have two pennies... Which isn't a lot, but its still weird that it happened twice...

#Assassin's Creed Unity #Miraculous Ladybug #Adrien Agreste #Elise De La Serre #Chat Noir #Papillon #Gabriel Agreste #François De La Serre #Assassin's Creed #No hate to the characters themselves but: Why are Marinette and Arno the main characters of these stories again? #I LOVE BOTH individually' but like the story does NOTHING to give them personal stakes in it... Its a story guys! YOU CAN JUST WRITE IT IN! #Is this a cultural thing of France? #Or was it just sexism of two flavors? #One that believed that Marinette that couldn't be a strong female protagonist™️ if he was there #And the other one just traditional sexism because this was the ''women are too hard to animate'' BS era of Ubisoft

[kangals]

the blue velvets have settled in really well! they seem to like their new house (even if they did reject my offering of fresh veggies). their color is so strong!

#if you see dog hair in my tank. no u didnt #just need to see them molt so I can be sure everything’s set up right (had to do RO water remineralized ugh) #there’s 3 females 2 males I think? might be flipped #they’re young too they’re only a little bigger than the red babies in my work tank #anyway. wow look at them. perfect animal. #neocaridina

[quillpokebiology]

Do you think pokemon can be gay like we can? :P

Yes, definitely. My goodra (Jellybean) is definitely pan, because she's tried to court every member on my team, females included. There have also been instances of gay swanna adopting abandoned ducklet. So, I'd say they can be.

#//animals irl can be gay too #//there were gay penguins at a zoo who adopted a daughter #//they even have a book called 'And Tango Makes Three' #//and female koalas have been known to reject male advances in favor of other females #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblr #rotumblr #pkmn irl #irl pkmn #pokemon roleplay #quill talks #quill awnsers

[chaldeamage-neo]

I know the topic is beating a dead horse but every day I get more and more tired of the clear favoritism to Gudao in official works

#like yes gudako gets SOME of the mangas and carnival phantasm but like #i want to see her in cute stuff like wa wakaranai #or in one of the series anime adaptations #or for rhe love of god- #let her get the same treatment as gudao where male servants can flirt with her too or just like- #let her have the same moments he does???? #or you know #not default to male aligned things and then not change them for her (looking at Blackbeard's interlude where he calls you ' mistah/mister ' #like im bi and i like the female servants yes but also i want moments like that for the male servants too #if they can take the time to remove female characters flirting with the mc for gudako they can tdo it for gudao if thats the issue #or like- keep it in since men can like men too

[raamitsu-sos]

the last time we saw unohana’s bankai was when she fought with zaraki and i’m sick thinking it would’ve been sooooooooo much fire if she was still alive and fight these quincys along with other captains too 😭

#like kubo wth did u think ur doing omg 😞 #not just that- he refused to give us her backstory too?? ughh im pissed but what can i do about it :’( #and she was one of my favorite female character too??? #when i read the manga i was like ‘so i gotta prepare for the animation of this scene (her death) right? RIGHT?’ #bleach #retsu unohana #unohana retsu #yachiru unohana #kenpachi unohana #bleach tybw #anime

[lepurcinus]

I understand that now people want to do stories about female lionesses/female animals, because it makes sense, it's more "realistic or whatever" and stuff. But I don't know, like lately there's a couple of things kind of repetitive.

#oh poor lioness was abandoned by the evil bad bad group and now she must prove she is worth something wooo #I hope this is not misunderstood #At best about . #I mean #male lion coalitions have potential too. You don't have to belittle the other sex along the way. I say. #Yes sorry #I also have something with lions but I haven't presented it yet. #Even in cats #since female feral cats are the ones that build the colonies #take care of them and defend them. #Africa is an enought fucked badass place to only made the same kind of stories on it #idk tf i wrote here #anyway lagomorph are animals where you can use female power like does and jills are badass girls who can kick asses #dumb dumb ideas

[cloudstarcats]

today i learned that there is an otome game where important historacal figures are vampires and while i was already surprised af to see Vincent Van Gough there i was even more shocked to learn that they made Joan of Arc a fucking dude-

I mean. I mean, come on. Look i get everyone else but I legit can not accept that you made a famous female figure, saint, and legit badass into a dude- i- like- why.

where there not enough sexy historical men?????? you have people from fucking Napoleon to Issac Newton- you have fucking Shakespeare and gosh darn Aurther Conan-Doyle and Osamu Dazai- OSAMU DAZAI- and you couldn't find any other sexy fucking men????? this could have been a lesbian addition like "oh yeah heres Joan of Arc, shes here too, if you're into that-" but no no you genderswapped her- I'm gonna lose my mind guys.

#I can accept twisted wonderland and obey me but like ya'll im losing it #fucking genderswap her i guess #its fine its not like you had other options oh wait you did #i was almost considering playing this game if only cause like what the hell #i mean it would be hilarious to date fucking da vinci #that would be so funny man #i might enjoy it who knows #otome games are a funny brain off for me #or a brain rot that comes once or twice a month like with obey me and twisted wonderland #but the second i saw jean d'arc i was like #no #no no no you did not just fucking- #you did not just make the badass lady i let be my confirmation name into a fucking guy #and they did and i hate it #i know thats anime trope but like i can accept twisted wonderland for making female villians have male rep #cause at least the male characters aren't actually the villians they just like #represent them #but this #this is too far #im losing it #im not sure if im very upset or if i am just so utterly mindblown at this entire concept #i reccomend you look this up it's kinda funny #im not saying the game is bad or anything so don't take this as me dissing the game #im sure its a great game or whatever #i just couldnt stop laughing when i saw some of the people you can potentially date #like in my mind they're all old af with white hair and stuff so seeing them as sexy anime men is hilarious #god i am losing it #off topic #star rambles #tw cursing

[salted-seaz]

Anime is so homophobic I just found one that sucks ass in so many ways but it has like the most fun prettyboy bitch protagonist I’ve ever seen ughh

#delete later probably #bastard!! is its name so I knew it would probably be bad #anime #dark schneider #thats literally his name it’s like evil fitzgerald to me #it’s not even fun bad in the ways it’s bad it’s just like. None of the female characters have any personality whatsoever and there’s a weir #d fixation on having the characters be naked #the men too tho so it’s not as weird but #there’s only so much embarrassment over nothing I can handle #anyways I guess I’m asking for dumb fun anime recs lol #Also do not attack me if you like the show I’m glad you found something you like or can tolerate #if he were the full protagonist I might be able to watch it bc he could carry it on his own honestly but sadly it’s not just evil wizard hi #jinks and instead all the important characters other than him seem bland as shit