Would the Doomguy survive castle dracula? (I should specify, I mean the Doomguy not the Doomslayer. They are the same person technically, but at different points in time, and the early Doom continuity is very different from the modern one. Doomslayer has the whole demigod thing going on and is in the 2016 game and eternal, Doomguy is from Dooms 1, 2, Final, and 64. So basically, he's an ordinary man, albeit a very strong man, who is proficient with a variety of firearms, has been to Hell 3-5 times, and keeps getting kicked out for killing to many demons. Also, his great-grandpa beat the angel of death in a fight once, if that counts for anything)
So you'd think so, right? But consider, Castle Dracula play's on Doomguy's greatest weakness:
KEYS.
Castle Dracula is composed of doors, doors, doors, all of them locked. Doomguy needs a blue key. He has a red key. He makes it through the 'not technically locked' door into the secret area and finds... a yellow key. (Does Doomguy sleep? I don't think he sleeps so he leaves the ladies wing again when he discovers it contains no grenade launchers). IF he makes it down to the ruined chapel to loot Dracula's "corpse" the best he can find is a green key. None of the doors have green locks. He's in his own personal hell and he's been to actual Hell.
Now it's tempting to say that Doomguy's whole job is to blast fiends back to the pit with extreme prejudice. But coming in to Castle Dracula guns a-blazing isn't usually a winning strategy, especially when all you start with is your sidearm. Dracula is not considerate enough to leave boxes of chainsaws or BFGs or the things that turns enemies into chickens just sitting around his Castle. This isn't some fully equipped Martian military base that just happened to open a portal to Hell, this is Dracula's home, and he's prepared for his visitor extensively. Who do you think left all those frustratingly mismatched keys lying around?
Now the real question is: can Castle Dracula run Doom? And I suppose that depends on how heavily Dracula has invested in the new Nintendo trading card company, or perhaps the computing power of three Girlies worth of organized dust motes...
In conclusion, Doomguy can not survive Castle Dracula
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My mom just brought a new dog at home is the third this year but she always say she doesnt like dogs
Warriors would absolutely do this and Mask is tired of him saying he doesnt like animals
😭 I can just imagine him smuggling in a huge stray dog and being all like “listen the dog had no where else to go…” and Mask just goes “Uh huh”
ALSO HAVE FUN WITH THE DOG!!!
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caved in and developed my kunikidazai warrior cat AU finally kasdj-
Kunikida would be the deputy of whatever clan the ADA and Dazai was a kittypet (very very briefly) before going rogue before going warrior (he's still comfortable in human areas hence the collar + bandages since he often goes to humans when injured).
Kunikida's warrior cat name is Goldenwish and Dazai's is Dogheart after Kunikida used it on him as an insult when they first met and Dazai (thinking it was cooler than the name he was using) was like 'OH sure alright :)'
now they have a silly bond as two of the strongest warriors in the clan and are a deadly duo when faced together :)
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First example for some upcoming animated icons!! I'll be making another one soonish with an oc of mine before i'll open them however
also psstt lesbian pride version here :) for funsies
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