Grell: Oh my darling bassy~ You and I on Halloween night… We’ll have a little date, collect some souls. Forget about that brat, it’ll just be you and me.
Sebastian: I’m not interested.
Grell: Oh, what a shame. I had found a litter of kittens near my home.
Sebastian: Well, I guess I could reconsider…
Sebastian: Young master, it’s October do you know what that means?
Ciel: it’s spooky season bitches.
Killua: can i have a moment alone with him?
Leorio: of course
Killua leaning into the coffin: listen bitch i know you aint dead
Gon not even opening his eyes: yeah no shit
Hizashi: hey you know what would be realy sexy?
Hizashi: eating food off of eachother
Shouta: you didnt do the dishes did you?
Hizashi: i did not
Gon: YOU! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Hisoka: fine, I killed him
Gon: I was gonna say that you took the last cookie but that’s just terrible, hisoka,,
Bokuto: Don’t look so judgemental!
Akaashi: Aren’t you the judgemental one for assuming that I am judgmental because of how I look?
Bokuto: Now you’re just trying to hurt my brain and my feelings!
Yuuta: can i keep the night light on?
Saiki: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your exact location? sure
credit for op: @tothestudentsofua
mary: when i said to bring something from the convenience store, i meant like chips or something.
yumeko, dropping the cash register: it happened again. you weren’t fucking specific.
Abraham Van Hellsing: “Foul demon! Have you any last words from defeat?”
Dracula | Alucard: “… I’m going to fuck your great-granddaughter.”
Haruki: Ok, I’m going to need you to calm down
Akihiko: [Bangs fists on the table] BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR!
[yakulev lying together in bed]
yaku to himself: I wonder what’s he thinking about?
lev talking to himself: do cats have famous cats? like kitty perry or lady catcat. maybe catlid.
phil: why is ray putting the dishes up so loudly?
emma: to let everyone know that no one helps around the house
Shishido: [to Atobe] I don’t mind you criticizing me because it’s one of the few times you’re not talking about yourself.