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ryukatters · 3 years

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Random college headcanons - Armin Arlert (SFW & NSFW) Minors DNI

Pairing: Armin Arlert x fem bodied reader

Word count: .8k words

Warnings: NSFW Content: slight dumbification, mentions of overstimulation, oral sex (f!receiving)

Author’s notes: Ugh I hate people who self-project onto Armin! Shhh I work at the bank Anyways here are some headcanons of the only Scorpio man I’d let ruin my life

SFW

Hydrated king. Has a Hydro Flask full of stickers (probably saying something like “Save the turtles”) that he carries around with him. While we’re on that note, he’s probably also one of those people who refuses to use a plastic straw and carries around metal straws instead. Would rather die than drink from a single use cup.

Has different studying playlists to match his mood. Will listen to anything ranging from Mozart to anime openings lofi.

Study dates. That’s the tweet. No, but seriously; Armin is the PERFECT study buddy. Not only will he accompany you, but he will make sure that you’ve got the material you’re studying down. He’ll also give you soft praises throughout the session, telling you how proud he is of you for working so hard.

Will leave around cute little notes that tell you how much he loves you or how beautiful you are. You keep every single one in a jar.

For some reason I see him really liking pasta. He’ll have you come over so you two can try a pasta recipe he saw on tiktok. Likes lots of cheese on it. Is lactose intolerant. Hates dairy free cheese. His stomach hates him.

LOVES cuddling with you! Will read to you while you rest your head on his chest. You can hear the steady beat of his heart and feel his warmth radiate into you.

Runs his fingers through your hair all the time. While you’re cuddling, kissing, sitting next to each other. He’s also content with just resting his hand on top of your head.

You both steal each other’s clothes. You two practically share the same wardrobe at this point.

He’s also the type to come over so you two can have a wine and skin care night. You two cuddle up on the couch watching your favorite movie/show with matching face masks.

Are we really talking about Armin if we don’t mention his love for the ocean? After a long and stressful week, he’ll take you to his favorite spot at the beach. It’s secluded, and lets you both just take in the scenery and each other. Comfortable silence is common if you’re in a relationship with Armin.

NSFW

Do not be deceived by this man’s innocent face and disposition. He is anything but innocent. A close second to Eren when it comes to being a menace, which is exactly why he always manages to surprise you somehow

Can be extremely mean if he wants to. Mocks your cries and inability to form a coherent sentence when he’s toying with you. He loves being the reason why you go from calm and collected into a blubbering, fucked out puddle of a person. “Aww....is my baby girl fucked stupid already?” “Mmm..Ar..min” “Thought so.”

Loves fucking you in any position that lets him get a good look at your face. He thinks you look absolutely beautiful, with that glassy look in your eyes. He wants to study every single expression that you make. This also lets him know whether or not he’s doing something right.

Also a big fan of mirror sex. Something about seeing both of you lose yourselves in each other does it for him.

Gets turned on by everything you do. Gets extremely turned on watching you intently focus on something. Bonus points if you have a habit of putting your pen/pencil to your mouth while studying. And stretching after you’ve been staring at your computer/books for a while? Armin could take you right then and there.

Armin totally has an oral fixation 🤕 His mouth has to be on you at all times. He literally can not keep his lips off of you during sex. He’s alternating between kissing and sucking everywhere; your chest, neck, lips, thighs, tummy, pussy. He’ll even settle for choking on your fingers while you’re riding him.

That being said, Armin is willing to drop to his knees to eat you out at any given moment. It’s his absolute favorite thing to do. He prefers giving over receiving. Nothing makes him lose control like feeling you squeeze your plush thighs around his head, subconsciously encouraging him to keep going. This boy eats your pussy out with such fervor that the only thoughts rattling in your little head are how good Armin is making you feel. He moans when he feels you clench around him, signaling that you’re close to reaching your climax. When you finally cum, he’ll keep sucking your clit and fucking you with his fingers. When you try to pull away from him, he’ll just drag you back and continue his assault. He wants to hear you scream his name. He’ll lap up all evidence of your arousal and even make a show of licking his fingers after he’s done. He thoroughly enjoys it, and doesn’t want you to feel insecure, ever.

Work belongs to @ryukatters. Please do not repost!

#wheeewwwww #armin arlert #armin x reader #armin x y/n #armin arlert x reader #armin smut #armin arlert headcanons #armin headcanons #aot headcanons #kat’s writing

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hoodharlow · 3 years

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The Rat

EL Novio Quarantine Edition: Part 2

AN: Here's Part 2. It was suuposed to be posted yesterday but I spent the whole day out running errands, and I got home late. Hope you enjoy

Warnings: Mentions of dog bites, blood, waiting room scene, some sex jokes, baby talk and baby fever (idk if it’s baby fever but yeah lol)

Word Count: 2.2k

"Your mans fans can't be this oblivious." Medelyn told Claudia, sliding her phone to read yet another tweet about Calum and Claudia's friendship.

At the start of quarantine, fans were surprised to see that Calum was in Torrey Pines and not at his house in Los Angeles. They weren't surprised to see him at the Santos' home. They all gathered that he has become a friend of the family. Some of their fans joked that he was using Claudia to get to Diego so he can then get to Guy Fieri since he obsessively watched Guy's Grocery Games. Some fans didn't think much of it, they were just happy to get Calum content whenever Claudia would record him trying her baking goods for TikTok.

The one thing that they never guessed is that they were dating. The few fans that listened to Claudia's podcast knew that her boyfriend was staying with her and her family. They just didn't know her boyfriend is Calum.

"They are." Claudia said, taking a large gulp of her licuado. "They're still trying to figure out if the girl from Taylor's party and Benito's album release are the same person. They're struggling because my hair was straight in New York and curly in Miami."

"Stop," Medelyn laughed. "Speaking of your mans, where is he?"

"He took Duke and Panchito out on a walk. My dad doesn't need him at the restaurant until later."

"I still can't believe Diego is making him make deliveries."

"He's gotta pull his weight." Claudia joked.

Medelyn went to check on her sleeping newborn in the living room where he slept on a bassinet. She came back a few minutes later to keep talking to Claudia. It was still a surprise to anyone that knew them back in high school to see them get along. A few weeks ago they talked about it in Claudia's podcast and dissected why they didn't like each other in high school. It had mostly to do with the internalized misogyny and how because they were both latina, they both couldn't be at the top. One of them had to fail while the other was successful. Listeners compared it to how Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks were pitted against each other. But unlike the supermodels, Claudia and Medelyn were able to put their differences aside and eventually became friends.

The barking of multiple dogs was heard out in the front yard. Claudia got up from where she was sitting and went to see what was going on. The front door opened and closed as she tied her shoes.

"That fucking rat has it out for Duke and Panchito and it's owner has it out on me." Calum cursed, unclipping Duke and Panchito's leashes.

Claudia scoffed and watched him take off his shoes. "You're being dramatic. Mrs. Garner and her dog are literally so nice."

"The rat nearly attacked Panchito. If it weren't for Duke, we'd be on our way to the animal hospital."

"Ah ha okay."

"Claudia, I'm being serious." Calum got up and put away the leashes in the coat closet. "If you get bitten by that rat then don't come crying that you need a ride to the hospital."

***

"How the fuck did we end up watching three kids and a baby?" Claudia asked Calum as she slipped on some leggings. "They're not even ours."

"Because you wouldn't let me battle your brother in rock paper scissors. You're so predictable when you play." He said.

Calum leaned back on her bed and watched her get changed for their hike. It wasn't really a hike, they're just going to walk on the dirt trail behind the neighborhood with her niece and nephews while Danny and Medelyn spend some time together.

He gently smacked Claudia's ass a few times, watching it bounce against the fabric of her leggings. "I fucking love your ass."

"And I love yours. Jesse is a miracle worker." She said repeating his actions.

Calum rolled his eyes and followed Claudia out of her room to the living room. Guito, Paloma and Damian sat on the couch watching Duck Tales as they passed a giant bowl of popcorn. The three kids looked nothing alike, but it was obvious they were Junior and Marlene's kids. They all had distinct features from their parents. After spending time with them, it always left Calum wondering about how his kids with Claudia would look like.

Of course they haven't talked about having kids anytime soon. Claudia was about to graduate and attend grad school at UCLA. Calum knew better than to get in the way of her academic future. For now he just kept the thought of kids to himself. He also knew that Diego would murder him if he uttered baby making and Claudia in the same sentence.

Claudia emerged from the kitchen with a lunch bag and waters. She squatted down in front of the stroller and put in the things in the bottom basket along with the diaper bag Medelyn packed for them. She turned back and caught Calum's eyes permanently glued on her ass.

"I'm gonna ask Danny for a rematch." he said, pushing himself up from the couch.

"No you're not." Medelyn said, stopping him. "We need this. We stopped having sex the minute I couldn't see my feet. And add the forty days I couldn't do anything. We need this."

"Cal, don't worry. We'll be back in a blink. Danny is gonna need at most five minutes." Claudia said. She wrapped her arms around him, and pushed back his growing curls. She kissed his cheek and whispered. "When we get back I'll suck your dick."

"Let's get this show on the road." Calum told the kids. "When we get back, Danny and Medelyn can take all of you to Coldstone."

"Can we get Ice Cream cake?" Paloma quietly asked him.

"Sure."

The three kids cheered. One by one, they went to the front door and put on their shoes. Calum carried the stroller down the steps and helped Claudia put Sebastian in the stroller. After spending a good five minutes on the importance of 'Slip-Slop-Slap' and sunscreen, the party of six plus Duke and Panchito were on their way. The kids walked just a few feet ahead of Claudia while she pushed the stroller. Calum stayed back with Duke and Panchito. He didn't mind, the trail was slightly slanted and it gave him a spectacular view of Claudia's ass.

About halfway around the trial they all stopped at a bench under a tree. The kids sat down and ate some Gansitos. Claudia set down two bowls of water for Duke and Panchito to drink.

"You think they're done?" Calum asked Claudia when sat on the ground.

“Honestly, the last thing on my mind is how long my brother takes o fuck his girlfriend.” She said reaching over for her water.

He took off his windbreaker, leaving him shirtless. He stretched and flexed his muscles.

"You're so rude." Claudia said before taking a large gulp from her pink Hydro Flask.

They stayed in the shades area for another half an hour and then turned back home. Claudia and Calum fell into step while the kids raced each other distances determined by what they saw on the ground. They made a quick pit stop at the kids' house because Damian had too much water. He couldn't hold it until they got back to Claudia's house, who lived four houses up the same street.

When they got to the house, they found Danny and Medelyn passed out on the couch while 'Sortilegio' played in the background. Claudia placed Sebastian on his bassinet and unclipped Duke and Panchito's leashes. Damian and Guito stayed outside wanting to play some soccer with Calum. So Claudia and Paloma migrated to the kitchen to make some brownies.

Paloma left to play on her iPad the second Claudia placed the baking dish on the oven, leaving her to do all the cleaning.

A loud growl followed by a scream came from outside where Calum and the boys were. The front door slammed open with Calum carrying Damian with Guito following him.

"The rat bit him." Calum told Claudia when he sat Damian on the counter.

"Let me see." Medelyn said motioning Calum to step aside. She snapped her fingers at them. "Someone get me a first aid. Hopefully he doesn't need stitches."

Calum went to the pantry and grabbed the box hanging on the wall. Medelyn took it and got to work on Damian's arm.

After five minutes of tending the bite, Medelyn wrapped up his arm in a gauze and motioned Calum, Claudia and Danny.

"He needs stitches. The cut is pretty deep and he may need a shot, too." She said.

"Fuck." Danny cursed.

"I'll take him." Calum volunteered.

"I'll go with you." Claudia said.

After lots of convincing and crying, Damian, Claudia and Calum were on their way to a community clinic. Claudia's knee bounced while they waited for Damian's name to be called. He had fallen asleep on Calum's arms.

She texted Junior and Marlene updates. They were waiting outside in the parking lot for them. Ten more minutes pass until they call for Damian. Claudia stayed back while Calum went with him since he was there when the bite happened. Half an hour later they came out.

"So?" Claudia asked anxiously.

"The nurse gave Tío Cal her number, but he said no thank you." Damian said sticking a Spider-Man sticker on his shirt.

"Oh?" Claudia quirked an eyebrow at him.

"I still got it." Calum smirked.

"You say that as if you're fifty and not twenty-four." She snorted.

They made their way to the parking lot. Damian let go of Claudia's hand and went to hug his mom. He proudly told Junior and Marlene that the stitches and the shot didn't hurt. Calum briefly told them what happened and how the someone from the Humane Society was going to over in a few days to put the dog on house arrest.

Damian rode with his parents on the way back to Claudia's. The car ride was quiet. Calum and Claudia didn't even bother to put on music or a podcast.

"You okay?" she asked him when they got to her house. "Regret not taking the nurse's number?"

"Funny," He said. He took off his cap and scratched his head. "Just thinking about Damian and everything. I don't know, I just feel like this is my fault. Obviously it's not, I wasn't the one who bit him nor that was my dog. But I just can't help thinking that if we played in the backyard like we always do, he wouldn't have gotten bitten."

"I have no idea how to respond because I don't wanna dismiss what you're feeling, ya know. But I just wanna say that I'm very impressed at how responsive and on top of it you were. Like when we have kids, I'm not gonna worry because I know you'll be at my side ready." She said.

"When?" Calum asked.

Claudia's eyes widened, realizing what she said.

"Shit. I didn't mean it like that. Like today when we babysat. You knew what to do and stuff…"

"Miss Santos do you wanna have my children?" He teased her. Noting how uncomfortable she got, he stopped laughing. He cleared his throat and silently counted to five. "Would you ever want kids?" With me? He added in his head.

Claudia stopped playing with the elastic on her facemask and turned on her side and faced him. Calum mirrored her actions and shyly smiled at her.

"I didn't think we'd have this talk so soon." She giggled.

"Better sooner than later." he shrugged. "I'd want some or at least one."

"Yeah?"

"Preferably with you of course. But if Katy Perry drops Orlando Bloom, then we go our separate ways."

"That's fine, I'll just hit him up." She giggled. "Jokes aside, I do want kids. Just not right now. I mean we're in a pandemic for fucks sake. I also feel like it's too soon. Like my parents and brothers had their kids pretty young. I don't want to be responsible for someone when I'm barely learning to take care of me, you know? Like once we're more settled down and whatnot we can talk about starting a family. But for now I don't wanna share you with anyone."

"I agree with you 100%." Calum said, pulling her to kiss her. He pulled away. "We probably shouldn't kiss after coming from a clinic."

"You're right." Claudia laughed, pulling away from him. She pointed behind her. "Plus my dad's watching us."

***

Claudia and Calum took out their grocery bags from Calum's car when someone cleared their throat behind them. It was Mrs. Garner, the owner of the dog that bit Damian. A few days ago the Humane Society came by and put her poodle mix on house arrest for two weeks.

"Hi, Mrs. Garner." Claudia greeted, pulling up her mask to cover her nose and mouth.

"You're going to regret the day you crossed me and reported my baby, mark my words. You don't know who you're messing with."

With that Mrs. Garner turned on her heel and went back to her house.

"What the fuck?" Claudia said, trying not to laugh.

"C'mon, your ice cream and dino nuggets are going to melt." Calum motioned her.

Claudia turned back to Mrs. Garner's house and then back to Calum. "Has she always had cameras in front of her house?"

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honeytae · 2 years

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So I thought this would be fun. I didn’t even read the numbers but I saw it was 1-30 so I thought I’d just pick some 😂 7, 9, 11, 13, 22

i’m dying lmao thanks amy! you spoil me😫

7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

the seals, or if they have them, dolphins! i’ve only once seen dolphins though 💔

9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

i’m not as on it as i should be tbh but i do wash my face with a neutrogena face wash every morning and every night. once or twice a month i’ll do a face mask (i personally really like the brand tonymoly)

11. anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

a few stuffed animals, my ballerina jewelry box, and the bracelet from my christening! it literally fits around two fingers now :(

13. first thing you’re doing in the purge?

drive over the speed limit bc i’m a rebel like that😌

22. do you have an emotional support water bottle?

no but i do have a hydro flask that i put bts stickers all over and haven’t used it in like three years since i can’t wash it without the stickers threatening to peel off :)

send me some numbers!!!

#idkijustlovebts #asks #ask games

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evelynhug0 · 4 years

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tag yourself - types of online aesthetics

e-girl: young, sad & broke, dark eye make-up, sad eyes, straight hair, doc martens, bad gurl, red roses, cooler than you, striped longsleeve, bandshirts, short skirts, fishnet, rebel, long silver necklaces, black nailpolish

soft girl: cute plushies, pastel colors, white shirts, angels, pink pants, pretty skirts, shy, lipgloss, flowers, nature and animal lover, hairclips, hearts, mirror selfies, pastry, vintage clothes, peachy cheeks, friendly face, golden hour

vsco girl: wants or has a kanken backpack, bright colors, oversized shirts, jeans hotpants, velvet scrunchies, lipbalm, glossier products, beach, surfer gal, loves turtles, sunburnt skin, hydro flask, stickers, starbucks, polaroid camera, crocs

meme girl: sarcastic af, spends too much time online, cartoons, beer, rolls her eyes really hard, print shirts and jeans jackets, “i’m wasting my life lol”, baggy pants, obsessed with social media, popular, loud laugh, coke cans and french fries

#types of girls #girls #types of people #tag yourself #tag yourself game #tag yourself meme #tag game #tag meme #tag #tagged #vsco girl #vsco #soft girl #aesthetics #meme #e girl

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flatsuke · 5 years

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the bidders as fuckboys

lol pls don’t take this seriously

@maidofstars ;^))))

Eisuke: Prep Fuckboy

Wears brands like Gucci, Prada, and Balenciaga. Also wears watches on both hands, one showing Japan’s time and the other showing England’s.

A business major. Part of a business frat. Probably the president of the frat.

Has many, many exes and claims they’re all “crazy” (not true, obvs). Broke up with them all via text.

His Instagram feed is full of pictures of his travels. Has a new pic every day. Probably has ~10k followers (most of them are bots).

Natural habitat is either an exclusive bar or in MC’s DMs at 3am

Soryu: Gym Fuckboy

Flexes or does every opportunity he gets even though he says he “doesn’t do it on purpose”

Wears Adidas everything

Uses Axe body spray religiously

His Insta account is either gym photos, bathroom selfies, or unnecessarily long workout videos

Always buys huge-ass tubs of whey protein powder and lugs a big jug of protein shake wherever he goes

Baba: Nice Guy™️ Fuckboy

“I promise I’ll be loyal”, “I’m not like other guys”

Claims to have gone on a “spiritual trip” abroad to “find himself”

Gratuitously inserts phrases in other languages into everyday conversation to show off

Texts MC good morning and good night religiously and spams her phone with cheesy, fake deep quotes

Is a self-proclaimed “sensitive soul” who has been hurt by others in the past

Ota: Hypebeast Fuckboy

Wears Supreme hoodies and Gucci slides as his usual attire.

Usual diet consists of Hot Cheetos or Takis. Has a huge Hydro Flask with a bunch of random stickers on it

Says “yoooo” or “bro” in every sentence

Claims to be an anime fan, but only knows Naruto and DBZ

Also claims to play basketball well but can’t play for shit

Mamoru: Weed Fuckboy

Is high 99% of the time so no one knows his real personality

Vape Tricks

“I don’t know, what do you want to eat”

Always has a faint smell of weed on him

Wears massive ass sweatpants that are actually really expensive

Shuichi: Catholic Fuckboy

Has the prayer emoji in his Insta bio, along with a Bible verse

Probably has a cross necklace

Claims to be a “good boy” and “free of sin” but drinks/goes out partying on Saturday nights before showing up to church the next day

Dates only within his church group

Calls sex “making love”

Luke: Legally cannot be a Fuckboy

The only non-fuckboy in the group, thank goodness

Wears socks and sandals/crocs. Also wears suspenders and has his pants a little too high

Brings hand sanitizer and cat band-aids wherever he goes

Doesn’t use social media and only has MC as his contact

Still wears a helmet and knee pads whenever he rides a bike

Hikaru: eBoy

“lol do you skate”

Always wears black sweaters with baggy shirts on top. Tries to have the Soft Boy emo aesthetic

Plays League of Legends or Fornite (or both). Also probably owns a titty mousepad

Sends MC sad TikToks to annoy her or get her attention

Has the “Anti Social Social Club” hoodie

#spade writes #kbtbb #shitpost #headcanon #voltage headcanon #kissed by the baddest bidder #eisuke ichinomiya #soryu oh #mitsunari baba #ota kisaki #mamoru kishi #shuichi hishikura #luke foster #hikaru aihara #i think this is objectively the worst post ive ever mad

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livingecho-arch · 2 years

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Muse Preferences!

DON’T REBLOG, REPOST!

Animal: sea slugs & axolotls . in varule they also went up to land but remained mostly the same –– some left over magic during the waves . they’re kinda like dogs & cats respectfully . vis owns three sea slugs ( two adults & one ‘ puppy ‘ ) & one axolotl . Flower: he doesn’t like flowers , nature doesn't really grow well in varule . finds some usual for potions but that's about it . he did start to like flowers when vivian was trying to flirt with him but now they just remind him of her . Scent: sea water , powder , earth after it rains , fog . i see him being one of those folks who think gasoline smells nice . Coffee: nope ! would rather tea pls uwu Tea: yes . likes with dark with a very little sugar . normally black tea or a nice chai if he’s feeling fancy . Drink: water with some mint or lemon in it . sometimes fruit juices but finds them to be too sweet . modern verse he would probably have that huge hydro flask covered in frozen stickers cause bby viv said it needed stickers . Alcoholic Beverage: red wine , vodka soda or a screwdriver if he wants to get hammered . Food (savory) : he rather spicy and/or sour , but a meat stew with potatoes & veggies owo Dessert: doesn’t really have a sweet tooth . maybe just a fruit bowl or something similar lol Article Of Clothing: his overcoat & corset are a must . gotta be warm & he likes to have a more feminine figure . they are pretty much his staples in his closets . won’t leave the house without them ! Candy: no candy in his house bby vivian gets too hyper ! Left Or Right Handed: ambidextrous , but favors the left for most things . the right for magical stuff ! Sloppy or Neat Writing?: somewhat sloppy as he’s writing quickly . does his best to make sure it’s readable . Clean or Messy Home?: pretty clean since he has servants who take care of all of that , also being that it's just him & a baby they don’t really make messes ? his office can get a bit messy especially when he’s too busy to keep order . i wouldn’t touch the pile of papers on the floor cause there is an order ––– you just don’t know it . Shower in Morning or Night?: no showers but he follows a standard victorian morning routine . every morning when he wakes up his maids bring in a pitcher of water to fill his wash stand ( his looks similar but the mirror has been blacked out with paint. ) he washes himself with cloth under his nightgown as well as his hair . sometimes he will take a bath , but those are usually at night after vivian has been put to bed so he can relax . Tasks Done Early or Last Minute?: tries to do everything early but with so much to do things can get done kinda last minute . his planner is his saving grace lol Love Language?: gift giving . kinda physical touch but more just being in the general area . Believe In Love At First Sight?: nope !

stole it from @mageshot thanks <3

#⚜ ・ focus on me! i’ll be all that they see! — ABOUT VIS !#⚜ ・ i sought understanding clarity in truth — DASH GAMES !#queue .

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