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alwaysserving · 3 days
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Are you more likely to go out of your house bra-less, or panty-less?
....leave.... the house???
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norrisleclercf1 · 17 hours
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I'm sure you've done this but is there any favorite blogs that you check like newspaper in the morning
Um he’s, I’ve tagged them before and some I haven’t so in no particular order
@lewisvinga love their poly fits so much and they’re just amazing so if you don’t follow them please do
@leclerced Cait feeds me Oscar and lestappen need I say more I mean she’s gorgeous I love her
@piastrification feeds me by existing and gets me on the edge of my seat with each teaser
@mariahcarreyyy Sarah is my baby and I’d kill for her, slowly turning me into an Oscar girl and I’m slowly committed to turning her in a Sebchal girlie
@starkwlkr my OG my mother, loving the fact she’s back but also just happy to have her here
@userlando another OG her writing will always be top tier and I aspire to be in her level
@vivwritesfics another one of my children who I’d scorch the earth for, she feeds me with amazing writing and she does everything
@faithshouseofchaos my little feral cat who I love
@percervall my mother, slowly getting me into football and I’m fighting it, but she’s winning right now
@daddyricsdoll Celina is so wonderful and I shocked we’re mutual because her writing it top tier like the smut, woah
@landonfour her SMAUS is so good and always leave me biting my nails, and she’ll yank that angst and heart out every time absolutely slays it
Honestly I have more but by the end of it I’d have tagged everyone I follow, but these are some I check the moment I wake up because they’re amazing and talented and if you don’t follow them please do you won’t regret it
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rs-hawk · 10 hours
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do you have any tentacle stuff? im thinking maybe an ursula-style octopus merman bf
I don’t have anything tentacle like that but it does sound interesting so-
You always loved the beach so when you were able to book an Air BNB with a private beach, you were ecstatic. Finally you could relax on the sandy ground without anyone bothering you or worrying about having to move.
As you settled onto your towel with nothing on (because everyone hates tan lines, right?), you didn’t notice the curious eyes watching you from the deep waters. When you slipped a swimsuit on, just in case, and plunged into the cool waves, you didn’t realize that there was something just out of sight with his hungry gaze fixed on you. That would change the next day, however.
The next morning, you took off at dawn to the beach. You set everything up, eagerly waiting for the sun to finish rising. In awe, you watched the sunrise the same way that the creature that was creeping up from the depths was watching you. As soon as you’re in the water, tentacles were wrapping around your ankles, your waist. Puckers leaving soft pink marks all over your skin.
“Oh!” you squeak, lifting your legs to look what’s all over you. You gently touch the tentacle around your waist, confused but curious. “What’s this then?”
“Hello,” the octo-man said as he slowly broke the water’s surface. It seemed like he was nervous.
“Hello,” you echoed, looking at him with a tilted head.
He reached out to touch you, and a chill snaked down your back. His hand felt so squishy but also velvety. Kind of like the tentacles. In seconds, his lips were on yours, his tongue pushing into your mouth as if staking a claim.
Your body reacted on its own, curling into his, wrapping your arms around him. In seconds, he dragged you to a small partially underwater cave just a little ways off the shore. The merman set you on a shelf of the cave, leaving you only up to your knees in the water.
“My little trinket,” he muttered as he began to tease your cunt over your swimsuit bottom.
You whimpered softly, bucking your hips slightly against the sucker that was now attached to your clit with only the thin fabric between. He smirked at your obvious need. The tentacle itches away from you before another joined it to strip your bottoms. Your cunt was already getting slick, much to his excitement. His tentacles wrapped around your body, teasing you, prodding you.
Suckers found your sensitive nipples, and another found it’s way back to your clit, making you cry out in pleasure. Your cunt was throbbing, nearly dripping. “Fuck,” you moaned, arching more against his tentacles.
That was all it took for him. His largest tentacle began to push into your cunt, stretching you wide. You whimpered and moaned as he slowly stretched you out, your cunt gripping it as each inch pushed deeper and deeper into you. Another pushed into your mouth, down your throat. You gagged as you were stretched to what you thought was your limit. Then, your lover, his eyes half lidded as he groped and touched your soft human body, began to lift you slightly. His six other tentacles wrapped around you, helping lift you off the shelf. You didn’t think much of it, blissed out and on the edge of orgasm.
Just as suddenly as he lifted you, he unwound one of his tentacles from your waist, pushing it inside of your ass. You cried out against the tentacle in your mouth, but barely anything came out. He laid you down, unwinding another tentacle and shoving it into your already stretched cunt. Soon enough none where holding you as you were laid out on the shelf, your feet only in the water. A sucker was back on your clit, teasing you until you finally pulsed around the tentacles inside of you, drawing them in closer.
“There we go. That’s a good trinket,” he huffed, his sloppy kisses lining your neck.
He pushed his largest tentacle so deeply inside of you that you were certain it was in your womb. A bulge in your stomach seemed to confirm it. He panted as he came, the hot liquid a stark contrast to how cool he felt. Your eyes rolled back in your head, pathetic little whines pushing against the tentacle in your mouth.
The largest tentacle withdrew, dribbling a white liquid. However, the smaller one stayed inside, as if keeping you plugged. The tentacle in your mouth finally let you breath, withdrawing to lazily wrap around your chest. The only one actively thrusting into you now was the one in your ass, slowly and deliberately timing the thrusts to the sucking of the sucker still on your clit.
You don’t know how long you lay there, moaning and begging the merman to keep going, but by the time his cum is leaking out of you and multiple loads have been dumped into your little human womb, it’s sunrise again.
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elijah-doodle · 3 days
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John dory and dickory?
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They’ve had to of fucked once.
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madaman0 · 1 day
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Does your Eduardo feel croquette?
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I concede : I am old. I had to ask 3 other people what this meant. I did not understand. I still don't really understand. I feel my youth fleeting.
But Eduardo in pearls and bows is pretty lit. so.
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moodymelanist · 3 days
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A Nessian drabble idea: Cassian waking up from anesthesia forgetting who Nesta is and is immediately starts flirting with her because she's so beautiful.
omg YES. this is so them thank you for sending this in I’ve always wanted to write one of these. I’ve also never had my wisdom teeth removed so sorry for any inaccuracies there LOL
Nesta had been hanging out in the waiting room for about an hour when someone finally called her name.
“Nesta Archeron?” one of the nurses called. Nesta quickly gathered her jacket and purse and got up to follow her.
“How’s he doing?” Nesta asked. Cassian had finally taken the plunge and gotten all four of his wisdom teeth removed in one go, and while Nesta knew this was a routine enough procedure, she was still a little antsy about her husband using anesthesia.
“It went well,” the nurse replied, leading Nesta into what looked like the outpatient area. “He’s recovering now. The anesthesia should be wearing off in the next few minutes if it hasn’t already.”
The nurse ran through a list of symptoms to watch out for and general tips to help Cassian’s healing process. Even though Nesta knew she’d be getting a thick packet with all these instructions, she still did her best to commit them to memory. This was her husband they were talking about; she wasn’t going to take any risks with him.
By the time the nurse finished explaining everything, they’d made it inside Cassian’s recovery room. He looked a little funny with his cheeks all swollen and a bandage wrapped around his face, but Nesta was too glad everything had gone well to really make fun of him.
That didn’t stop her from snapping a picture, though. Just because she didn’t intend to use it to tease him later didn’t mean she didn’t want one.
“Hey,” Nesta said softly as Cassian’s eyes fluttered open. “How are you feeling?”
“Hey,” Cassian said back, drawing out the word long and slow. “How are you doing?”
“I’m fine,” she managed to reply without laughing. He was clearly still feeling the anesthesia, and she was going to enjoy him being loopy for as long as it lasted. “You ready to go home?”
“With you?” he asked, his face lighting up.
“Of course with me,” she responded with a fond roll of her eyes.
“It must be my lucky day,” he answered, trying to pull his lips into a smirk and failing miserably. “Going home with the most gorgeous woman in here.”
“We go home together every night, you idiot,” she told him with a huff of laughter. “We live together.”
“Then I guess it’s my lucky night every night,” he fired back, though some of the effect was lost by how drowsy he sounded.
Nesta and the nurse exchanged amused glances before they started to prep to get him out of there. Thankfully Cassian was still dressed, so they just had to get him to stand so he could sit back down again in the wheelchair.
“Come on, big guy,” Nesta said, pulling the blankets back from Cassian so he could get out the bed. “Time to come home with me.”
“But…” Cassian trailed off, his face twisting into the most adorable pout as he caught sight of her left hand. “You’re married.”
She stared at him a little incredulously. Was he fucking with her, or was this just the anesthesia? “Yes?”
“I’ve been flirting with a married woman,” he groaned, bringing his hands up to his face and immediately regretting it. “Oh, God, I’m a homewrecker.”
“Jesus Christ,” she muttered under her breath, trying and failing to hold back her laughter. She gently pulled his hands away from his face and tapped the matching gold band on his left hand before raising her voice to add, “Cassian, look. You’re married too.”
“That’s even worse,” he groaned once he noticed his own wedding band. “Holy fuck. I’m a homewrecker and a cheater.”
“No, you doofus,” she replied, still laughing. “We’re married to each other.”
Cassian’s face looked like Christmas had come early. “Really?”
“Really,” Nesta confirmed. “It’ll be six years this October.”
“Oh, wow,” he breathed, completely awed. He reached out and grabbed her hand, lacing their fingers together with a dopey look on his face. “Let’s go home, then.”
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2003 Donnie: Alright, we're going to do an IQ test. What is in my hand?
2003 Leo: Uhhh... a rock?
2003 Mikey: Nah, that's definitely a pebble.
2003 Raph: Idiots, It's a boulder!
2003 Leo, Mikey, and Raph start fighting, while Donnie turns to the camera Office style: It's an egg. It's not even grey or rock colored. It's literally a normal egg.
They would.
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astriaels · 1 day
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I have no idea, YET, but have you tried drawing either Killer as himself, or Kamazo?
I’m really curious how he’d come out in your style, since it’s simply amazing and original
ask and you shall receive …. GO KILLER GO !!!!
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kedreeva · 1 day
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do peafowl like head kisses?
They do not! They move their heads too much to do it easily and don't really like when you lean over them. I can get away with sneaking smooches to Bug's lower neck or back sometimes, but overall she prefers polite finger rubs, and it's been the same with any birds I've had indoors.
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missydischa · 2 days
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So, how did Aaron and his human friend meet? Does he have any other close relationships? :)
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She met him during a scuba dive. Mella was on vacation and happened to pass Aaron's grotto entrance underwater.
Aaron has been stuck in that lake for a little while at that point. He can't actually remember how he got to earth in the first place. Safest bet is he touched a mystic gem that teleported him. He was quite confused to find himself in waters much warmer and not as salty than what he's used to. Also given that Europa's ocean spans the entire moon and is therefore endless, finding himself in a space as 'confined' as a lake startled him. At least the food there was abundant even if the animals were much smaller than what he knew.
As for close relationships other than Mella. Not really. At least not yet on earth. He doesn't like loud noises much so he stays away from cities and towns also he's afraid he'll break things since he's so tall. Sometimes people other than Mella come by the lake, usually hikers, but he isn't very familiar with earth customs and a giant half anthropomorphic whale popping up behind you out of nowhere scares most people off. Mella thought she was gonna get eaten the first time they met.
He does have one other person that is very close to him . They were practically inseparable. They're not with him right now though. His partner is still on Europa. Unfortunately. :'( Apart from adventuring through the stars for fun Aaron and Mella are actually looking for possible ways to get him back to Europa so he can see them again. He misses them bad.
AU by @onyxonline
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phatcatphergus · 2 days
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I don't even think that's controversial, I feel like most tubblings would agree. I think the easiest way to describe what went a little wrong with LBTS is that CG5 and Tubbo weren't on the same page on what style song it was supposed to be. CG5 has a very specific style and Tubbo was so new to song writing he didn't know how to ask for what he wanted beyond that. What he just said about the swung beat he was using translating weirdly in 4/4 time is a good example. Muffin works a lot better because the sound fits the style of the song.
Yes exactly! I think the CG5 style is not what LBTS was supposed to be at it’s core. I think CG5 has a incredibly specific style, as you said, and I think Tubbo just went with what he suggested because he was very new to it and CG5 has been making music for years.
I agree that muffin makes more sense in his style of music, it makes sense in the overall vibe and theme of the lyrics. I hope that someday Tubbo has the confidence to re-release LBTS as an acoustic or very minimal track. Just him and the piano would be beautiful, especially because his voice has matured too!
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kaionyx · 2 days
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your ghostface post came up from october and i saw and it and i have to tell you: i would 100% let you fuck me, without even seeing who you are, just based on how hot you speak
I’m sure you would darling, not that you’d really have a choice. Feeling the tip of my blade push into your side while hearing me say you better not make a sound would shut your pretty mind off just long enough to be dragged in a room and used until some inevitably hears. You must’ve scrolled pretty far considering that was one of the first post I did on here love. I wonder how long you’ve been just reading through all the dirty things I write about.
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violent138 · 12 hours
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I had the hc that Dick did go to the Olympics, got a gold medal and never told anyone, but your hc about team usa trying to recruit him is so funny too
Hallo!
I love that headcanon so much actually, it fits with this crazy man and his shenanigans. I bet that medal is just chilling on his mantle or whatever in Blüdhaven.
Part of what made me go the other way was the willingness with which Dick abandoned uni and anything that wasn't crime fighting, and the potential humour of having Team USA go ballistic when they can't recruit him..
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sexisdisgusting · 2 days
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pornhub pulling service out of texas🥳🥳
they’re always like “this is the most ineffective way to prevent minors from getting access!!” but like then what do u suggest??? what would be an effective way??? it clearly shows they care more about losing the views they get from minors than preventing them from accessing the website. like that “are u 18?” button never stopped me and whatever “legal action” they threaten if u lie abt ur age never happens either so what in the world is the effective way if not actual age verification? losers fr
TEXAS TAKING A W LETS GOOOOOOOO
the only knowledge i have of texas is king of the hill and cowboys and im proud of them
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elijah-doodle · 3 days
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lean girls branch?
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Poppy just got hit by bus btw
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kellyvela · 13 hours
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Why do you think Jonsa is so hated? Even on the main GoT reddit sub, which is generally quite fair when it comes to Sansa, every Jonsa related comment is downvoted. Even when someone asked for people's "unlikely ships" it was downvoted, while the likes of Dany and Hodor got a positive reaction. I wish I could use these subs without this depressing negativity and non-stop buzz-killing.
Over more than 20 years of cursory reading, wilfully blindness and shipping wars, readers have decided that Jon and his aunty are the song of ice and fire, so they have to love each other; or that Jon will fall in love with his fave sister, since they are Rhaegar & Lyanna reborn, so they have to end up together; that Sansa is supposedly madly in love and in lust with with their fave old, ugly, pedo, villain back row character, so they have to end up together; that Sansa is in no way a main character, so she can't be loved by a main character like Jon, etc, etc, etc.
After so many years, changing their mind and accepting they were all wrong about almost enything, it's pretty hard.
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