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#anon im so sorry
rius-cave · 29 days
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Adam and Lucifer hanging out with Angel and just playing video games or some shit. Lucifer is spacing out and not really paying attention to the two as they do their own thing, Adam is leaning against the frame of Angel's bed while Lucifer is sprawled out on his lap.
Adam: I would make a great house husband.
Angel: A what?
Adam: A house husband! Ya know like a house wife but like... a guy.
Angel: That feels... mildly sexist.
Adam: No, no listen to me. I know how to cook, I clean, I know how to keep a whole a farm alive and I can decently, raise kids.
Angel: Sure... I guess...
Adam: Lucifer!
Lucifer: Huh? What?
Adam: Wouldn't I make a good house husband?
Lucifer: I dunno
Lucifer grins and shifts so hes sitting properly on Adams lap, one hand grabs Adams wrist and pushes it against the side of the bed while his other grabs one of Adams horns and yanks his face to meet his, game controller forgotten in Adams free hand.
Lucifer: You offering?
Angel bursts out into laughter as Adam turns beet red.
THIS IS FAKE NEWS ADAM DEFINITELY CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT
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cat-mentality · 5 months
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PLS ELABORATE ON THIS [the theory on which eggs fit which sins]
OKAY BUCKLE UP ANON!!!! This is straight up tin foil hat territory, i'm just like manifesting from nothing because it is incredibly fun in my mind
For this to make a little of sense i'm going to consider Purgatory as my catholic school taught me- A place where the sinners go to repent to their sins, either for all of eternity, if the sins are too big or too terrible, or until they have been forgiven and i'm taking Dante's inferno as my guideline on how this whole thing operates.
I'm also going with the theory that Black Cucurucho was the one responsible for taking the eggs/scaring them away, maybe to make them vulnerable and fall on his trap, is my personal theory that the Black Cucurucho is literally the anti-Federation, as in order versus chaos and as such he is looking to destroy everything the Federation is building and using the egg's to do so (and also Cellbit!!! If it's not the Rebels giving him the information i bet on Black Cucurucho more than the Feds themselves).
So, basically: The eggs get kidnapped by this new strange force (not evil per say, not more than the Federation itself, but less interested in pretending not to be, like the Anfitrião in Ordem Paranormal) and they get stuck in Purgatory, who is made by 9th circles, divided by the type of sinners they are set to punish. The tickets are the passage to get into the circles, Virgil acted as Dante's guide in this case the train will be responsible for taking them from one circle (island) to the next IF they manage to complete whatever task will be set in their way.
I believe the placement of each egg (in my delulu head) has less to do with their own sins, as the Black Cucurucho is not really interested in them but rather in the suffering he can inflict on the parents using them, but in the mortal flaw he sees on their parents.
Chayenne i would put being stuck in the 1st circle, Limbo. It's the less worse of the nine as it is the place where the unbaptized and virtuous pagan stay, endlessly walking in eternal darkness.
Why you ask me?
Well Chayenne IS the son of the Angel of Death. His other father is also a being blessed by death (or cursed with life, your pick). He worships the Blood God. He is dear to the Goddess of Death herself.
What's more pagan than that?
Besides Chayenne IS virtuous himself, he is a warrior, devout to the Blood God however not for bloodlust, but for the desire of protecting those he loves and cherishes. Little Chayenne, walking endlessly searching for his siblings, praying to his fathers' goddesses to shine a light, to show him the way, to protect his siblings, but receiving nothing back as the goddesses is forbidden from interfering with the living, even the ones toying the line into her realm.
I actually changed my mind and we are putting Tallulah in the 2nd circle, Luxury. Now, we about to play loose with the definition of luxury here as this is the circle where the damned are tormented with strong winds that drag them through hell, i'm focusing not on Luxury as a carnal sin, but rather the element of desire.
And for this we are going to consider Wilbur as the parent being punished, not Philza.
Wilbur who left for fame.
Wilbur who left for months and months and months. Who lusted for the world, who wanted to be known, who wanted to be adored, who lusted after a life of his dreams.
Wilbur who in his lust for the world forgot the one person who always considered him her whole world.
Tallulah lusting after safety, lusting for a place to belong, lusting to leave a mark in the world so that it doesn't forget her, trying to grab onto anything to prove her worth and her value but now being stuck in those winds. dragged without a destination, powerless and alone.
Pomme is then in the 3rd circle, Gluttony. The 3rd circle is the circle for those who were gluttons, who over indulged, are now stuck in pits of dirty, freezing mud, tormented by Cerberus and also a storm of snow, hail and thunder.
Etoiles, always hungry for the next fight, for the next dungeon, for the next opponent.
Baghera always hungry for answers, for things she cannot have, cannot do (she wants an explanation about what happened to her, she wants to save her friends when she cannot even save herself, she desires for the world to be good and kind).
Antoine, always hungry for power, selling his soul, his family, to achieve it. Devouring faces, devouring stories, devouring lives, swallowing everything whole until he doesn't even know who he was supposed to really be.
Pierre always hungry for connection, for warmth, hungry for those he meets, trying to fill the void in his heart with the temporary warmth of another body.
Pomme hungry for adventures, hungry to prove that she is worth of love (she remembers, those first days, the distrusts, the coldness, the way they considered not taking her and she never wants to feel that cold), Pomme being stuck, helpless when she knows so very well that helplessness gets you killed, that it makes you weak and unworthy.
The 4th circle, Avarice is empty, of the eggs at least. A respite, as much as they can have in that place.
They find Ramon in the 5th circle, Wrath. Localized on the Styx, the river that cuts through the Purgatory, made of boiling water and blood, that is the place where the wrathful are locked on eternal fights on the surface of the river, on the bottom the sullen are forever stuck drowning on the things they never got to say.
Fit who lived his whole life in a desolate wasteland where fighting was the only thing he could do. Fit who knew no rest, no peace, no sound of those fighting and those dying.
Fit who fought his whole life, who is still fighting, who doesn't know how to rest, who doesn't know how to forgive, who chokes on his wrath, who forces it down his throat because he wants to be better but anger was all that he knew during most of his life.
Fit who looks at those people in their eternal battle, bleeding and making others bleed for no reason, with no end in sight, with no real purpose but to cause harm, and feels at home.
Ramon who tries so hard to be light, to support and help his father in whatever he needs, who drowns his own feelings because he doesn't want to bother others, because he wants to be the rock they can lean on, drowning at the bottom of the Styx.
Leonarda is on the 6th circle, Heresy. This is the circle where the sinners had the intention of sinning, the one destined to those who denied the existence of god, who went against the beliefs of their time, and now they lay on open graves as fire burns them.
And what is Foolish if not a non believer?
He believes in no god, no authority, no deity. He believes in himself, he believes in his family, he believes in what he thinks is right.
Oh he plays pretend of course, he smiles at the Federation, he works for them, he joins the Ordo, he participates in their reunions, but do he believe in any of them? Does he commit to one dogma over the other?
Of course not.
Foolish is a non believer. He will join the side that offers him the most, he will betray them as easily as he joined, he will jump from a place to another as long as that keeps his family safe, as long as that is what is better for them.
Foolish who sins and smiles as he does so.
Little Leonarda who believes in her Pa above everything and anything else, burning in a never ending fire. Little Leonarda who doesn't give a fuck about anything else as long as he is okay, as long as he is by her side, who would follow him into whatever mess he got himself into, who couldn't care less about other's morals or expectations, who would gladly sin as long as they are together.
Richarlyson is on the 7th circle, Violence. This circle is actually divided in three parts but i think only two would be used the Valley of the Phlegethon where the ones who were violent against others were submerged on a river of the blood of those they hurt, and the valley of the suicidal, where those who were violent against themselves became either trees, eaten by harpies or chased by hungry dogs.
And well, it's self explanatory isn't it?
Who has spilled more blood than Cellbit? Between the war, the prison and not the Island he has enough blood on his account to drown them all.
Forever? Oh there are bloodbaths in his past too. There is rage that blinds, that takes hold of him and only leaves when he is standing in the aftermath of a carnage.
Mike does not mind blood. Never has, never will.
And who hurts Pac more than he does himself? Who hates Cellbit more than he hates himself? Who blames Forever for things, more than himself?
They may turn their rage against the world, may bath it into blood, may spill it until rivers form but they drown themselves in it too.
And Richarlyson? Little boy who saw too much, who knew death and suffering too early, who lives at war with a part of himself who wants nothing but to hurt and destroy.
Finally, Dapper is on the 8th circle, Fraud. This circle has ten pits in it, each designated to a type of sinner with their own punishment, raking from being whipped by demons to being submerged into boiling tar or being dressed into shiny clothes who were as heavy as lead.
And what is BadboyHalo if not a fraud?
Who even knows who he truly is, what he truly thinks? Probably not even himself.
This is a man of many layers and many masks, a man who presents himself in any way he thinks is right regardless of what he truly feels or thinks, this is a man who will lie to anyone, including himself.
This is a man who embodies every single sin punished, who could easily be put into any of the pits. Is he not a seducer? Is he not a liar and a thief? Corrupted by his own darkness? A hypocrite, to others and to himself? Does he not sow discord, does he not give bad advice?
And isn't Dapper too much like their father? Little Dapper who lies and lies and lies, who hides behind her own masks, who is now being punished because they do not know who they truly are underneath all the masks.
And the 9th circle, the last one?
Betrayal.
Sometimes the only way to leave hell, to leave Purgatory, is to be worse than the devils.
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merrill and gale are so real to me.......
Anon I am SO SORRY but unfortunately I think Gale would annoy the shit out of Merrill....
You know that post about how Merrill would start playing dai and she'd make a whole Lavellan to romance Solas and then she'd meet Solas and be like...oh he sucks ass...and then restart the whole game so she could romance Iron Bull. Yeah. That.
I think Gale would be enchanted by her tho
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ask-fgod · 4 months
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Hold on, if Blueberror is commonly in contact with Ink can't he talk to him about it?
To clear Nightmares mind or confirm if he is infact planning something.
[I apologize if this conflicts with something I missed in a previous post]
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solomiracle · 5 months
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i am curious on your thoughts on ruri tunes...I personally like it quite a bit but it definitely makes it harder to binge through chapters as i get tired of playing the same 7 songs lol. I also wondered how they'd keep it interesting, considering I'm only on ch 12 and am dreading having to go to 30 with the same songs on the same normal level
OH BOY OH BOY ANON IM ABOUT TO BE SO ANNOYING >:D
On it's own, I like Ruri Tunes! I love the gameplay and the chibi characters are so cute!! But as a whole... it just doesn't work. Ruri Tunes is a rhythm game that's awkwardly shoved in, then forced to be important in a completely different kind of game.
Outside of mini-games or events, rhythm games aren't a thing you can just slide into your unrelated game with no warning. They're a genre, after all. You can't just put one into a visual novel dating sim, make it the defining factor of gameplay, and think players who never would've expected nor voiced want for it to be happy. It'd be like if you wanted to play a board game, but after setting everything up, found out that you have to play a first person shooter to determine how many spaces your piece moves. They clash, it's awkward, and most importantly, a lot of players don't like it.
Luckily, I enjoy rhythm games, so Ruri Tunes isn't that much of an issue to me. But it is to a lot of others. I've even seen some people say they've dropped Obey Me because of it. And I get it!! Ruri Tunes is incredibly time consuming (though the devs have clearly stopped caring about that, since non-VIP players can't skip event dance battles in SWD without using devil points), repetitive (as you mentioned, anon, they only have so many songs to use), and not to mention disability unfriendly! If you're going to make it mandatory, at least do something like D4DJ and include an auto mode!! It's like Solmare hates making money or something.
And the worst part about this is that there's genuinely no way to change Ruri Tunes (at least, no ways I can think of) without either making it the center of the game or pushing it to the side entirely. In rhythm games like Bandori or Enstars, you can actually ignore the story and only focus on the songs. You can do this in D4DJ as well, but thanks to the auto mode, you can actually just view the game as a visual novel with a rhythm game mechanic. If the devs were determined to make a full fleged rhythm game in Nightbringer, they should've done something like that. But because they were too afraid to let go of SWD's clunky ass story and gameplay shoved together deal, we got an "evolved" version of dance battles basically... for the worse.
TLDR: Don't mix two drastically different game genres together, unless it was intentional (and advertised as such) from the start. You'll make some people happy, some more people just okay, and a lot more people dropping your game.
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aclosetfan · 4 months
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PLEASEEEE give me some butchercup fic recommendations or like recommendations for just a regular color paring story cause it feels like I’ve read every one and I need a good one 🤦🏾‍♀️
i wouldn't know any new stuff rn! Ive been so busy i haven't had time to read/write anything in a very long time.
But i always rec the notion of loss by gold scribbles
I also love the fic author Iminaloine ! I think their characterization is good and i haven't seen them on a lot of fic rec lists (idk if they're on ao3)
SBJ, of course, has a lot of stuff that isn't just MTH!
tbh if you're only on ao3, you NEED to go look at the older stuff that's on fanfiction.net. that used to be the place to find ppg fics. a lot of the writers no longer update there or are no longer active in the fandom, but there's good stuff from the early 2000s. I recommend filtering by date and then choosing somewhere in the middle.
You'll get a lot of duds, but it's worth it!
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liomels · 1 year
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from the changing room vids leo has a bloody knee and i wonder when did he manage to get that 😭 this is elderly abuse
Yeah saw that 😔 I swear to god, I want to wrap him in a bubble wrap in every game. My heart stops when he goes down. Mostly because he is using “I’m getting close to the end of my career” a lot and I am terrified of some big injury. (Wow this took a dark turn)
Anyway if I was on opposing team I would kill myself before I tackle him. He is literally lionel messi!! How could you tackle him, hurt him? I don’t understand
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ariapmdeol · 1 year
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Do you when the time is a bit of a song that is not the one I actually got
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cloudyskies25 · 1 year
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If it’s not too much trouble, Could you maybe recommend some Four reveal fics? You seem like you have good taste.
Awwww I’m blushing. Thank you so much for asking for fic recs anon, it’s literally one of my favorite things to do.
Split by Inkpot - A fic about the colors split up with different links in a misterious magical forest. I loved how the suspension built, and how although you got all the perspectives, you didn’t get to see the full picture until the end.
Shark to the system by MidnightBunnyy - An absolutely hilarious crack fic about how the colors get curious about how a shark feels. Super fun read!
The Four-ces that Bind by FantomoDrako - Another Four gets split up amongst the group, it’s got some really funny bits in it and I loved the interactions between the colors. Lots of familial love!
Little Helpers by sister_dear - Legend drops his ocarina in a small hole and Four’s secrets get revealed.
The Art of Being in Four Places at Once by LettersByTheLake - A very cute one shot about Four being split up with the Links and causing some chaos while trying to find each other.
Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind by Blueskullcandy (also known as @fuckit-hero-of-trains) - It’s no secret that train is one of if not my favorite LU author and there’s a reason why. This fic is abt Four being the last Link to join the chain and pranking them, and it’s hilarious.
Revelations by xylemsap - A cute one shot about Four splitting in the middle of battle and secrets being revealed.
Threats and Theatrics by htruona (circhester) - Ah one of the classics, this is definitely one of my favorite Four fics ngl. Basically, the colors decide to give Vio a fake traitor arc again. It’s so funny, definitely worth the read! (Also it’s locked so you’ll need an ao3 account to read it)
...and Four makes twelve by Fiddlerinthewoods - A really well written one shot of Four being forced to split in the midst of battle, and the consequences it brings.
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bettathanyou · 5 months
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just curious, are you planing on doing a part two of show me how to live with you?
PLEASE FORGIVE ME, YES I AM!!
I'm going to finish a request that was submitted next in line after yours today, then tomorrow I will have Part 2 up! ❤️ I had meant to finish it much sooner, but I just didn't have the mental energy to finish asks and now I'm finally feeling back in the swing of things. Thank you for your patience thus far, and I promise I'll make part 2 worth your while! :)
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fictitiousfanfics · 7 months
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FAN SHE'S GOING TO ERASE YOUR CLOTHES FROM EXISTENCE AND GIVE YOU A MAGIC CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE
WHAT!!! I... HHHUH???? HELPETH??? WHATETH ARETH
YOUETH TAKING ABOUT...ETH tilda wouldest never doeth that to me!!!
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cynassa · 2 years
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I am going to comic con tomorrow and you follow DC comics closer than I do. Jim Lee has a panel and I am only familiar with some of his art. Do you know anything about him as publisher?
Hello anon! I hope you enjoy Comic Con!! I've never been and I'm so jealous. I hope I saw this when you sent it, because Tumblr continues to be a hot mess.
Idk how helpful I can be, I'm not fond of Jim Lee in any sort of creative control position tbh. He's done some wildly interesting stuff as an artist, including Hush, some bits of Gotham Knight, and I used to follow WildC.A.T.s way back when, so it really isn't nice to have to say that he should have stayed in his lane. But. He really should have.
Short summary of his career as a publisher/creative editor because I don't know how much you know: Image Comics was formed in 1992 and Jim Lee joined them to create WildStorm. Lee then sold it to DC in 1998 but continued to exert some amount of editorial control from time to time. God knows how much or when, because he is all over the place with it. (This is a theme with him. He was supposed to collab with Grant Morrison on WildC.A.T.s in this period but that fizzled out I guess?) You might have read Warren Ellis' The Authority, which was one of my absolute favorites, and was one of the few good things to come from this.
Now, in 2010, when DiDio took charge, Jim Lee was named co-publisher with him. At the same time, Wildstorm got shelved. And after that is when shit hit the fan imo.
I've got two major issues with him, and one minor gripe which I am putting under a readmore bc no one wants that naked on their dash lmao.
Major Issue 1. The New 52. I'm not going to go on a rant here, because we all have our own opinions about the New 52, and it was what it was. The thing is, Dan DiDio keeps getting blamed for it (rightfully, the abusive, predator-shielding asshole) but Jim Lee was also there!! Because DiDio was a loudmouth who kept giving his opinions whether or not they were asked for, everyone forgets that this was Jim Lee's idea too. And when Johns was booted in 2018, he was Chief Creative Officer too. Either he was fully onboard and had no fucking clue that they at least should tell the writers what backstory their characters have, or he was just.... MIA. Too busy dealing with Batpenis, maybe.
In the last 2 years since Jim Lee got complete creative control, sales of DC stuff have tanked, continuities now make no sense, and I don't read Green Lantern but from what I've heard, they still haven't recovered entirely from the Geoff Johns/DiDio/Jim Lee era. The usual suspects blame 'wokeness' for it, but that's absolute nonsense. I will not get into what I think the real problems are, but there we go. Jim
Major Issue 2: DC killed WildStorm. I don't know if they intended to, or whether they never bothered reading a single comic before buying it up and trying to grab Alan Moore any way they could. I'm just going to quote Bleeding Cool's summary from 2010 here:
Minor Gripe: He keeps trying to shove together WildStorm and DC legacy characters. It doesn't work, they don't need to share an universe, and if this is what he wanted to do, why did he try to go for creator-owned comics in the first place. The New 52 reboot of backstories was the worst in many ways, but making WildC.A.T.s characters share the same universe as the actual Justice League was........... A Choice.
Mark Millar would grab news headlines around the world and cause Paul Levitz to personally intervene, changing dialogue and finished art because they offended his sensibilities. It would cost editor John Layman his job. Mark left for Marvel and went exclusive. He would not write for DC or Wildstorm again.
Alan Moore wrote a number of books for Wildstorm, including WildCATS and then his ABC line. DC just managed to keep Moore on board by the skin of their teeth when buying the company, and indeed he would do his first work for hire for DC in ages on the Albion book as a result. However conflict, especially over V For Vendetta and League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen with Paul Levitz would see him leave, taking League with him. It would cost editor Scott Dunbier his job. Moore would not write for DC or Wildstorm again.
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tomatoswup · 9 months
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Putting shit on ur bf's robot arm is something that can be so personal actually
true,,, i can see it being a being a very vulnerable moment for him ideas… the ultimate “yeah i def trust this person with my life” typa beat.
but the first thing that came into my head was imagine if you put too much wd-40 and suddenly later your boyfriend’s arm is slanging around slapping people like a windmill jfjekakxkcjdwkakx
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silverstarfics · 1 year
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“They're nice. And I..." He hesitated. "All my friends are dead, aren't they? Other than Conrad. Everyone we knew is gone. Including Brandon."
HOW COULD YOU BREAK ME LIKE THIS
*evil laugher*
I mean uhhh oh nooo I’m sorryyy
(It’s all part of my secret plan to launch my own tissue company eventually)
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poisonedapples · 1 year
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Hey, I wanna go through the PHFTK tag Avalon but I forgot what it was 😅
Can you awnser and tag that post with it?
This is. So late. Like probably months late. But it’s “foster au”
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solomiracle · 3 months
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are you a belphie stan? if so, why /derogatory
"derogatory" yeah <3
im not that great at explaining why i like things/characters so sorry if this doesn't make sense... also keep in mind i've only finished the first two seasons in swd and i'm only up to lesson 17 in nb (plus i've only read a handful of devilgrams)
swd lesson 16 spoilers and slightly incoherent rambling below
it's really impossible to talk about belphie without mentioning lesson 16 so i'll start with that. i actually got spoiled on what happened, so when mc died and shit i was just really like "damn. whatever". i only got upset when belphie got off for murder of the very important human exchange student with not even a slap on the wrist. but i've been dealing with gacha games' bad, rushed, and "we hope you like this character bc we're going to shove them in your face with not even any illusion of choice" style of writing for years now. and bc lesson 16/belphie is a downright poster child of all that stuff, i'm much softer on him as a result.
but even with that, i like belphie bc he's just funny and a welcome (and at times, needed) breath of fresh air. i like his little shit/bitch boy tendencies that make him kinda mean, along with not being afraid to call people out - like in s2 when he called diavolo's selfish actions annoying to his face. i love dia, but it was kinda deserved... plus it led to some introspect into dia's character so win.
ok back to belphie... he may be a spoiled little brat and an asshole but he genuinely loves and cares for his family, esp beel and lilith. his hatred of humans, at it's core, was caused because of his love for lilith after all (which is very evident in lesson 11 in nightbringer). and i could probably write an essay on the twins but that's for another time.
ntm his magic power potential??? this game never lets me have any fun i swear. i love moon/star/dream powers and the devs do NOTHING with it for belphie!! give me him sending down shooting stars and dreamwalking and shit!! let him be silly and trap people in everlasting nightmares or something!! let the demons be demons!! and let the writing around the demons being demons not be ass!
all in all, despite his really bad writing at the beginning (bad even by gacha game standards goddamn), belphie is just a fun character who i fuck with, even if i think he should get punched a few times
also i have a thing for murderous characters. and i love cows
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