#anonymous--friend

[u3pxx]

Kim Kitsuragi, Apollo Justice, and Chilchuck Tims are all part of a subcategory of men you very clearly have an attachment to. Short men with queer tendencies who are very, very tired from having to be the only one with their act together. Men who just want to Do Their Job but the curse of a dynamic plot haunts them and their desire to just be normal. They’re all part of the same triple Venn diagram.

i remember getting this in my askbox and laughing so hard while reading it because of how it was worded very as-a-matter-of-factly and also: i was read very thoroughly DFGHDJ thank you mystery anon for sending this bc YEA... YEA .. YEA. WHAT ABOUT IT......

bc of this ask i wrote like, things to put in their venn diagram a while ago so take this venn diagram i concocted when it was like 2 am and i was having trouble sleeping FDGHJD

#my friend once told me that de aa and dm is becoming a superwholock to a niche group of people and ill never recover from that DSFGHDJ #sunnysideanswers #anonymous #apollo justice #kim kitsuragi #chilchuck tims #fave #<- i love this ask a lot DFGHJDD

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about relationships #submitted nov 21 #friends #friendship #making friends #relationships

[canisalbus]

Historians will say they were best friends!

#to be fair they were/are best friends that's a true thing #at one point they were even roommates believe it or not #the whole nine yards #answered #anonymous #own art #own characters #Machete #Vasco #should this have #cw homophobia #? #just in case #this is extra relevant if you've read the third chapter of Separation

[aru-art]

two-headed calf by laura gilpin

#the magnus archives #tma #michael shelley #michael distortion #gertrude robinson #two-headed calf poem #god what a monster of a project this was to work on. ive never finished a comic before #im so happy its finally done #(/s) please direct any anonymous hatemail for this at my good friend @crestofcethleanns he pitched the idea i just visualised it <3 #also tim (the real one not stoker) (i will never get tired of making this joke) ilysm thanks for being my emotional support #my art #2023 #backgrounds #comics #mag 101 #mag 101 another twist #sorry the quality sucks on mobile #i am by no means a comic artist im just a silly little illustrator #so i didnt know the best way to go about formatting this but liked the idea of scrolling through the drawings :)

[dragondawdles]

Sp did you ever figure out what was up witht he noodle dragon?

oh anon I'm ill about it

#totk spoilers #<-(for real this time wow!) #totk #light dragon #the light dragon #totk light dragon #link #link totk #loz #tloz #zelda #id in alt #dragon doodles #dragon answers #anonymous #do not worry about spoiling me I have very beaten this game LOL I am mostly worried about spoiling anyone else that's why I get to be coy #bit more spoilery thought: playing this I was like INVESTED in the story I was going to save zelda REGARDLESS of the script I was DETERMINE #think link would very much feel much the same way. hand in unlovable hand but like in the opposite direction if that makes sense #anywho. wyrm my friend wyrm I like to see my friend passing by

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason, after Roy tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!

#submitted by anonymous #source: friends #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #jayroy #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batclan #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #submission

[markscherz]

Give us the frogyist frog

Chacophrys is pretty peak frog.

#chacophrys #frog #grumpy #handsome friends #animals #lol #anonymous #anon #answers by mark

[llovelymoonn]

i don't know if this might be too specific, but could you do a webweaving on missing people who hurt you?

alex dimitrov \\ leith ross i'd have to think about it \\ leila chatti i dreamed i forgot \\ charles avery (2013) \\ okechukwu nzelu here again now \\ french religious card \\ andrea gibson

kofi

#asks #alex dimitrov #leila chatti #i dreamed i forgot #anonymous #on self #on life #on friends #on living #on nostalgia #on childhood #mine #my webweaving #web weaving #webweave #webweaving #web #webs #ww #parallel #parallels #parallelism #web weave #compilation #compilations #intertext #intertextuality #comparative #comparatives #charles avery

[esprei]

(Referring to ur submas requests)

Maybe a smiling ingo, or frowning emmet?

frowning emmet it is!

#anonymous #asks #submas #subway boss emmet #subway boss kudari #my art #i am trying something a little different with these #bear with me as i experiment XD #also a friend said he looks like he's in a serious situation #like a detective type scene #and i have to agree #i also was thinking detective like emmet here for some reason drawing these

[gay-jewish-bucky]

sexist men continue being normal about the barbie movie

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #my friend send me this #erased her name for anonymity

[yuwuta]

Nanami ver of bsf upstaging bf?? ❤️

listen… i meant what i said when nanami is just as bad, if not worse when it comes to driving your boyfriend away/upstaging him... maybe his tact makes him a better man than satoru, but you could also argue that it doesn’t; you could argue that kento is is only as respectful as necessary and consciously pushes boundaries, whereas satoru just does!! he just IS!! satoru IS overbearing and knows no consequence, but kento is not and he is very aware that evert action has a consequence, but he weighs it, determines it’s worth it, or—arguably worse—determines that the threat of your boyfriend getting mad or figuring him out isn’t high enough. kento is premeditated murder, he is going to drive your boyfriend so insane, to a place where he fully believes he cannot compete where he cannot compares, and kento will not feel bad about it. so, i rest my case, vice president of the not shit club, and their children are NO better!! 

also, having been friends with kento sets a bar that your past and/or current boyfriend must quickly learn to meet, and more often than not, they don’t even come close. why go on random dating-app dates when kento sends food to your house just because he had an inkling you were sad (you texted him in a certain way that tipped him off). dates meeting you halfway at a restaurant/bar isn’t nearly as flattering when kento drives an hour in heavy rain and traffic after work to pick you up, just to make good on seeing a movie you told him you were excited about. expensive dinner dates and bar hopping becomes mundane when that’s the normal for you and kento, when he regularly takes you out to dinner, if not weekly, then at least bi-weekly, because he’s intentional about your friendship and having time to spend and catch-up with each other in between busy work days. it’s hard to be impressed with a boyfriend when your best-friend takes you on his twice-yearly vacations and pays for everything, citing that even though getting a proper vacation is hard, he loves the time spent with you, so it’s all worth it. kento doesn’t even have to wait for some guy to become your boyfriend, he puts any potential partners out of the running by the standards he’s already set for you. 

#anonymous #in the words of exo he did it all with a smile on his face too like he is JUST as bad as satoru!!!!! #it's always nanami respectful king this nanami the standard that--HES NOT SHIT!!! TRUST ME!!! #and say you do get a boyfriend or a partner... that poor person.... it's a wrap for them #kento doesn't even need to show how close u two are your bf is gonna feel insecure by sheer comparison and kento is going to enjoy it..sick #no wonder he and gojo are friends! birds of a feather flock together!!! #their children (megumi/yuuji/yuuta) learned this behavior from them. it was TAUGHT #the takeaway dating advice is just 'dont let someones boyfriend stop you from being their husband' 😇😇 NOT SHIT!!!!! #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen smut #nanami kento x reader #kento x reader #nanami fluff #jjk scenarios #jjk imagines #nanami x reader

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[canisalbus]

I love everything about your art. Also one of my friends simps for machete

#thank you! #say hi to your shrimp friend- #simp friend from me #answered #anonymous #own art #own characters #Machete

[glorious-spoon]

absolutely random character brainrot idea, but:

eddie starts documenting his early attempts at learning how to cook (at 3am because he's still in his ptsd insomnia spiral at this point) and posting them on youtube. he's making absolutely no effort to develop a following, and half of the recipes turn out visibly dreadful, especially early on, but he keeps going, keeps gradually improving, and somehow he develops a dedicated little fanbase rooting for this hot single dad with the sad eyes and the dry sense of humor and the repeated culinary disasters that he keeps working at, improving little by little.

anyway, by the time season 7 rolls around, eddie is kind of internet famous, and that's when someone from the 118 finally stumbles across his channel

#911 #eddie diaz #especially if he sometimes rambles about how he has a crush on his best friend #because this space always feels way more anonymous than it actually is

[rozugold]

ghostbur with one of those heart-shaped lollipops, perhaps?

He hands out suspicious blue lollipops

#dream smp #dream smp fanart #ghostbur #c!tommy #art reqs #rozu asks #anonymous #season 3 tommyyy hiii #I think friend’s design changes every time I draw him skdhd #rozoodles

[ddarker-dreams]

I was reading some of your earlier wips, and there is nothing more that I love than the idea of old man Blade. Someone give this man a cane and a rocking chair. ‘ol Peepaw needs a break 🤣

it'd make for so many cute interactions...

centuries have passed without him giving them much thought. now, with you in his life, he has some incentive to familiarize himself with the latest developments. he's perhaps the sliiiightest bit insecure that a person born within your century would make for a more fitting partner. he'd sooner remove his own tongue than admit this, though. he conducts quiet research into your interests, starting at what's most pertinent, then moving out.

95% of the time he has no clue why you're into this stuff. ultimately, the 'why' is unimportant. if discussing your silly little interests is what makes you beam in such a dazzling way, please, talk his ear off until the end of time. at first glance, his stoic countenance communicates disinterest. in reality, this couldn't be further from the truth — the man is concentrating. committing every upward twitch of your lips and twinkle in your eye to memory. god, you're so alive and he's smitten. you illuminate every room you happen across.

blade gets irritated if your lectures on the lore of the game you've been playing recently is cut short. he has a one-sided rivalry with your phone. he swears the inanimate object taunts him. why must your friends pester you with their inane dilemmas? he was learning. the subject matter itself is inconsequential, but your mannerisms while elaborating on the subject require close study.

if it's ever relationship issues that your friends seek your counsel for, he offers his cutthroat advice before hearing the predicament's specifics:

"tell them to end the relationship."

there's something about this wanted stellaron hunter giving his two cents on your friend's relationship problems that makes maintaining a straight face impossible...

#blade saw you talk to your friend about their latest date and thought 'never again shall i let this happen.' #it takes your attention away for too long and hurts his feewings... #blade x reader #hsr x reader #blade brainrot #answered #Anonymous