Hello, thank you for requesting! (I´ve read the second part of your ask but won´t post it)
For Marvel I ship you with…
Scott just has this energy where everyone around him feels safe and secure. He is so soft and with him around you´d gain all the confidence. I´d also say that he is the sort of person who would praise you a lot, no matter how big or small the accomplishment. Not everyone could understand your humour but Scott quickly caught up to it! Scott also is a rather patient person. Imagine you starting to ramble and overthink a certain scenario and he would come up to you, give you a little kiss to shut you up and then smile reassuringly. You can also kick ass, which brings him even closer to you. Even if he is semi terrified he would let you train your moves on him. Quick disclaimer: You´d have to take care of the bruises but he wouldn´t have it any other way.
Steve: Seriously, 2020, a plague??? Are you fucking kidding me??? After all we’ve been through???
Clint: You never realize how much weird shit you’re capable of until you have nothing to do for 3 months.
Stephen: I don’t know what the big deal is about social distancing. I’ve been doing it my whole life.
Scott: Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the freedom of being alone and getting to do whatever weird shit I want to without anyone around to judge me.
Tony: *after hearing that he’s supposed to avoid public places, keep people 6 feet away, and isolate in his home* Right, so business as usual then.
Peter: I can’t decide between being lazy because it’s the only rest I’ll get to have for a while, or being productive since I now have a lot of extra time, and it’s making me super anxious!!!
Shuri: I know this isn’t the point, but daaaaamn TikTok is killing it in this quarantine!
Bucky: Ahhh, an excuse to keep people from getting close to me. At last.
*killing an ant*
Me: “I’m sorry Paul Rudd”
Ava: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Luis: Um… I think you mean cards?
Ava, pulling up her sleeve to reveal three knives: I do not.
i wrote a short soulmate au with scott lang! i love him so much, coming soon! 🐜
Scott: Am I straight?
Hope: Not even a little bit.
Scott: I meant my parking.
Hope: Oh. Yeah, you’re good.
Ava: I don’t let my sexuality define me.
Ava, a minute later: Move, I’m gay
I updated it for y’all
Everyone slept on Scott Lang til Endgame then proceeded to sleep on him during most of Endgame despite him and the rat being the real reason the Avengers got their shit together and I am perpetually disappointed.
Scott: I’m the cool parent. That’s my thing.
Scott: I’m hip. I surf the web. I text.
Scott: LOL. Laugh out loud. OMG, oh my god. WTF, why the face.
Scott: I know all the dances to high school musical, so…
So you know how people have been making jokes about a baby boom because of the virus?
Well Scott and Hope just announced that Hope is expecting!! Congrats guys!