Scott: I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ‘em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive by neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So, yeah, pretty much not afraid of anything.
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the prophecy has been fulfilled
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Would you still love me if I was an ant?
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Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?
Y/N: I got her a dog.
Kate: Really? Me too!
Sam: I also got her a dog!
Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.
Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.
Scott: I got her a dog!
[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]
Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
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Fury: Stark, you were way out of line last mission. You need to obey Rogers orders next time
Tony: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked
Fury: ...
Tony: And I'm assuming it's a hazard for me to be naked on a mission
Scott: I for one would be honored to be in your naked presence
Tony: ...Thank you Scott
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A cat with shoes who met Shrek is more popular than the latest MCU film it’s so over.
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