#ant man answers

[canisalbus]

hi your art has for the longest time rendered me to utter shreds. nary a piece of me left untouched by the papershredder that ur blog is to my brain. what do you MEAN the thorny sickly looking one is getting held close to a warm chest at night what do you MEAN shopping in modern au together what do you MEAN reunion after 17 years sticking ur stupid snout into another mans neck I'm ILL . I'm ILL about this. and your art style is . ohhhhh. speechless your color work and line work is like honey and i am a stupid little ant getting lost in it

p o e t r y

#well you certainly have a way with words #you stupid little ant anon you #making me all mushy and emotional right before bedtime #thank you! it sounds like I've succesfully infected you with my brainrot I'm sorry about that #17 years sounds a little too long though it's entirely possible I may have short circuited and gave out a wrong number at some point #if they separate in their early twenties and reunite in their early thirties or something like that #I think around 10-12 years is the range I meant unless I've gotten my own timelines mixed up that would be embarrassing #but still you know #long while #answered #anonymous #getting held close to a warm chest at night #sticking ur stupid snout into another mans neck

[brother-emperors]

Did you used to like Mark Antony and dislike Cassius? What changed your mind ?

honestly the condensed version of events is that Antony and Brutus became uninteresting, extremely boring as POV characters to me at the same time for the same reasons, that prompted me to look closer at Cassius, and then I decided to spend two years trying to untangle Cassius from Brutus which completed my transformation into a part time Cassius apologist

like, both Antony and Brutus are still compelling figures, it’s honestly the versions of them in media and pop culture that I personally dislike and find boring because it’s not discussing anything I find interesting & frequently I feel like my time has been wasted, while their historical counterparts is more of a ‘wow I hate what you’re doing, keep it up!’

and ofc: the general passage of time. you get older. things that interest you change. being a hater as a recreational activity is fun. variety is the spice of life. people who write about Cassius are delivering poetry and I’m not immune to it. etc etc.

#my first attempt to answer this was six paragraphs long haha but it was all irrelevant offline nonsense that doesn’t rlly apply #I do have some petty grievances abt Antony but it’s has more to do with people who focus on Antony than the ant man himself #like how dare you write a new biography on Antony with all this new scholarship to draw on and FUCK UP DISCUSSING #THE CRASSUS-POMPEY-CAESAR COALITION. or they wrote abt the conspiracy in a way that makes me want to take up #smoking like oh my god shut uppppp can we tone down dickriding Caesar’s corpse. not even Antony was behaving like this #ask tag #anyway like/dislike is sort of a useless metric to me bc of the overlap between what I do (storytelling) and the Process of Learning etc

[writerof-thewoods]

Ant man CG moodboard please?

Of course! I hope it’s okay! 💞🐜

CG! Scott Lang Moodboard!

#request answered! #moodboard request #my moodboards #Ant man agere #Caregiver Scott Lang #Scott Lang moodboard #marvel agere #agere moodboard #fandom agere

[antvnger]

Little Morgan was skipping happily around the compound when she saw Scott. Her grin grew even bigger and she immediately jumped towards him. Arriving next to him, she tugged on his shirt to get his attention while looking up at him.

@ironslegacy

Scott looked down when he felt the tug on his shirt, and when he saw Morgan by his side, he grinned brightly at her. “Hey, kiddo! What are you up to today?”

#rpscottlang #I’m so sorry #I thought I answered this already #scott lang #ant-man #morgan stark #ironslegacy #ant man #antman

[saturncoyote]

Sadly the closest thing i got would be toyhouse, i decided long ago that the only social media website i'm willing to put actual effort in would be Tumblr and if they decide to put me down like a dog that'll just be my curse to bear

#saturn speaks #probably won't be answering anymore asks about this now cuz like lets be real #i aint getting banned #im like 1 out of a million ants that have been biting at this mans armpit #and most important of all im not transfem #therefore the tumblr staff do not see me as a threat to their precious little egos

[spaciebabie]

ATTENTION FOOLISH ANTS:

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT OUR QUEEN IS SUPERIOR TO THE SMALL AND FOOLISH ANT QUEEN.

THAT IS ALL.

LOVE,

BEE HIVE 63297-B

You fucking dickhead.

#spacie splains #last ant roleplay related ask guys skjdfkjsdfksdjf #man. should have answered this one when my pfp was still an ant #this ones really funny

[uniiiquehecrt]

Pre Ragnarok Thor used to be playful at times. Post Ragnarok Thor is a full on himbo.

But people mistaking / aligning his past playful behavior with his current himboness is what makes me pull out my hair.

"He was always a himbo!" NO HE WASN'T!

I’M JOINING YOU THERE 😭😭😭 Thor was PLAYFUL. He was SASSY. He was FUNNY and good-natured and kind and knew how to navigate situations to lift people up again. But Ragnarok!Thor and Love and Thunder!Thor just hurt me. The way he shattered that glass temple without a thought in the L+T introductory scene hurts my soul....

The only films I will defend as NOT disrespectful and out of character for Thor are “Infinity War” and, surprisingly enough, “Endgame”. (Both of which are unsurprisingly the ones NOT DIRECTED by our favorite daffodil man.)

But I mainly say that because Infinity War!Thor is in league with the original 2 Thor films, characterization wise, just with a darker tone, more fierce temper, and an entire insanity arc + revenge quest in tow... and Endgame I give a pass ONLY to Thor himself, and the things that he says and the actions that he takes. Mostly: the excessive drinking, food consumption as a stress reliever, and the concept of trying to escape his real world through a fantasy of some sort... (though I DESPISE the video game gag. It should have been actually anything else.)

The issue I take with Endgame is not Thor, but how the world and the characters surrounding Thor react to Thor from the first second to the last. They’re constantly making fun of him, belittling him, not including him in any team planning, blaming him for the snap, not trying to help him stop his blatantly obvious self destruction, are otherwise are openly and callously disgusted by or uncomfortable by his being there in the room for the aforementioned self-destruction, and that’s not talking about ABANDONING HIM FOR FIVE YEARS when everyone NOT NAMED TONY should have known better. (And I guess Clint because they weren’t ever close and Clint had his own heavy stuff going on.)

Steve should have checked in. He’s the leader and was Thor’s closest friend on the team. Natasha should have checked in, because she always USED to try and check in, and was taking charge of the team at the time. Bruce should have never left Thor completely in the first place, because nobody would understand how vulnerable, unsteady and in a dangerous place Thor would be in, mentally, emotionally and physically, than Bruce “The other guy spat it out” Banner, who let me remind everybody was THERE DURING THE LAST THREE TERRIBLE TRAGEDIES TO SEE IT FIRSTHAND. Rocket doing his own thing makes sense but then AT LEAST have him act with some level of patience towards Thor because he clearly was able to during Infinity War, and he would know better than anyone else (not named Bruce) how Thor is feeling and how awful it is.

And before anyone says “well they were all going though their own stuff and couldn’t be there for him” then I raise to you that Natasha was almost obsessively checking in with everyone and actively trying to keep things running, and Steve was hosting an emotional support and therapy group for post!snap victims in Falcon’s stead. Bruce was doing god knows what. The only person actually indisposed was Clint and he and Thor weren’t ever even close to begin with. And if you say “oh but they probably blamed him for the snap and that’s why” I just need you to really think about that statement and how awful that is, because they’re supposed to be his team and his friends. His earthen found family outside of the Jane crew. And even if they did blame Thor because they don’t know about Peter Quill and Gamora (who I’m sorry but I love Gamora; the snap is ENTIRELY her fault.) then that STILL doesn’t mean they can just ostracize and abandon the man and his people for five years because they’re mad.

I also take extreme issue with the cinematography team and the editing team for that film for deliberately making Thor the butt of the joke during the “how do we get the stones” scene in particular. (when Thor would have been the most valuable team asset. You know. Because he researched them and the glove made for them was made in one of HIS territories with HIS space metals.) and probably also that stupid “I think I’m having a panic attack” line because nobody says that. Otherwise, the man is drowning in his own despair at best and actively suicidal at worst because of everything that has ever happened to him the past 10 year phases 1-3 run, but yeah sure I guess that’s funny. And not unbearably heartbreaking.

#&&. whispers #&&. thor. #&&. | marvel. | #salt to taste #anti thor ragnarok #anti taika waititi #anti endgame #answered #anonymous #(man thinking about that 5 year skip is making me heated again.) #(god bless Scott Lang the only real mvp in that stupid group at the time I swear) #(bless him for just taking Thor where he was at and being the sweetest with him the whole time) #(where is more of THAT content in my life where’s my ant-man and Thor crossover movie)

[mystristages]

I've decided that CoM miguel can commune with spiders. because it's awesome

#better answer would be that his abilities were slightly enhanced during his time at alchemax. he cant tell what theyre thinking or whatever #but he is able to interpret the tactile/acoustic signals they give off and produce some of his own. ant-man style #not chemical ones tho. those are for mating #entries #condemnation of memory

[indoraptorgirlwind]

Favorite Fandom & Favorite Character From That Fandom (You Can List More Than One)

Hmm... i think i'm gonna go with mcu for now.

And favorite character? Oh man, i have 3 actually

Scott Lang

Peter Quill

Stephen Strange (even tho i have forgotten a little about him because of my Scott Lang hyperfixation 😅)

#indora answers #aintinacage #Fandoms #Characters #Scott lang #Antman #Ant man #Ant-man #Peter quill #Star lord #Starlord #stephen strange #doctor strange

[imintheairconditioning]

*Doofenshmirtz voice* if I had a nickel for every marvel 2023 movie where a character had an obsession with holes I'd have 2 nickels

Which isn't alot but it's still weird it happened twice

#Astv #Spot #Quantumania #ant man quantumania #Veb #“My holes are the answer” #“I HAVE HOOOOLES”

[talentforlying]

personally i think it'd be hilarious if constantine had personal beef with ant & dec, but i have zero reasoning behind it other than general hilarity.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #i'm so tired but this is the only thing on my mind rn #if the man can show up to prime minister sex parties he can have a grudge against ant & dec that's my thought process #is it sports beef bc of newcastle united? does he just find them annoying? #was there a showbiz-related job behind the scenes that he had to clean up & now he calls in favors just to see them go 10 shades of pale? #across the board the answer is yes. because it's funny to me #only thing funnier is going in the exact opposite direction & they're once-in-a-blue-moon weed buddies #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE. #yeah i'll stand by this

[arolesbianism]

Every day I mourn the fact that none of my family and friends give a single shit abt oni lore, I don't wanna keep repeating shit I've already said before on here but every now and then I just remember the horrors™ and nearly explode not being able to scream abt it again

#rat rambles #oni posting #just everytime I think abt olivia's 1500 cycle onwards logs I want to start biting things #shes soooo fucked up and tragic and she doesnt get any closure and she never will and I LOVE it #I fucking love her so much she rewired my brain so hard shes like one of The blorbos of all time #damn you klei you rly know how to make characters that destroy me beyond repair (hi carter twins) #I still find it fun imagining olivia and jackie interacting with the dont starve cast even if they wouldn't like most of them #I have lightly changed my mind on one dynamic tho #I still think that jackie would be stressed out by all the kiddos and would at least dislike them. but. #I do think she could end up kind of getting along with walter #like look at me. she was probably just like him as a kid. she would hate him for it but they could also talk for hours. #hed start sharing fun facts abt his bug collection and jackie would start lecturing him abt ants or whatever and hed think shes so cool #I think olivia still wouldn't like him tho but that's purely because hed probably stress her out #same with the rest of the kiddos I think if you put webber in the room with the two of them theyd both have a breakdown #not because hes a spider solely because hes a little boy who probably just asked them if he can have icecream #and wendy and abby would just be a situation of them not knowing how to talk to kids let alone depressed kids #oh and theyd probably also be stressed out by wurt for basic they dont know how to deal with kids reasons #rly the two would just hang out with wickerbottom and no one else if they could help it #except wanda they'd bother her non stop to the point shed start avoiding them lol #you see Im sure plenty of the cast wouldnt like olivia and jackie either because of just how much they wouldn't take magic as an answer #not that theyd be like no that cant be real cause thatd be magic theyd more likely start sciencing out the mechanics of all the magic stuff #in practical terms while also refusing to call it magic #and worst of all knowing them theyd probably get results because fuck man they brute forced their way into time travel (sort of) so why not #so itd just be maxwell being soooo pissed as the two somehow manage to replicate his spells without the codex #dont let them meet wagstaff then itd rly be jover

[spacefinch]

Okay, I have a thought: What if Ms. Frizzle’s class goes on a field trip to San Francisco?

Cable car ride (the bus is the cable car)

They go to the California Academy of Sciences and the Exploratorium

Other notes:

Tim's artist aunt Joanne makes an appearance in this episode/story.

Wanda and Carlos are the best at navigating the city (since they have been there many times on vacation).

Crossing over with the Marvel universe: Scott Lang (Ant Man), Hope Van Dyne (Wasp) and Hank Pym are there. Insect/shrinkage shenanigans ensue.

They spend some time watching the sea lions on the pier.

While it doesn't have the most diverse avifauna, San Francisco does still have birds. Phoebe and D.A. take the trip as an opportunity to study the behavior of rock pigeons. (And a peregrine falcon!)

The class would also visit some restaurants, other museums, arcades, and Golden Gate Park.

Mikey is there. He tries to help Scott, Hank, and Hope with some inventions. It does not go well, but it goes better than it would have if Carlos was the one helping.

Flashback to all of Carlos's terrible ant puns.

#magic school bus #asked and answered #headcanons #san francisco #ant man #marvel

[antvnger]

@askthesecondgenerationavengers

Loki has dragged Scott to Five Below, and was currently sitting next to a toddler in the toy isle, holding a dinosaur plush and having a roaring competition with the kid. The competition had already been going on for about 20 minutes, could be heard through the whole store, and Loki was definitely losing but he was smiling so bright the whole time

Scott’s got his phone out, recording the whole thing as he grins. He’s practically got heart eyes over how cute all of this is.

#rpscottlang #I’m so sorry!! #I started answering then I got distracted and forgot #😭😭 #scott lang #ant-man #teenage loki #askthesecondgenerationavengers #ant man #antman

[marlynnofmany]

Imagine you’re lonely, never feeling like you fit in, then you discover the multiverse. Endless versions of yourself! You’ll never be lonely again! 

Then you find that your reality is the weird one, and the rest of you are three inches tall.

#this thought brought to you by #the end credits scene in Spiderverse #where there are hundreds of Peters #five Gwens #and one Giant Dude just lying there #trying to make the best of it #while everyone makes the best of it #I mean clearly the answer is to find somebody with science/magic to change size #Ant-Man exists after all #but still #that's got to be rough #spiderman #spiderverse #multiverse #alternate realities #writing prompts

[fxckin-polkadots]

okay this one is a lil dumb but like, projection

Kurt with a reader that learned to code purely for modding minecraft?

i think it'd be slightly funny

CANDIECARDS!!!!! it’s nice seeing ur asks in my inbox man !!!

How the hell did you do that? // Kurt Goreshter

Master List

Warnings: None / Not proof read

A/N: Reader is gender neutral (not specified in ask/no pronouns referred with)

Synopsis: Kurt showing the reader something he’s “working” on, and the reader enquires how he learnt to do that.

Translated words: Пчелка – Pchelka = Little bee

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“How the hell did you do that Kurt?” You asked, peering over his shoulder that the blue screen of his dinky laptop. You could barely keep up with the amount of pop ups flashing on screen, each filled with information you couldn’t quite take in.

You knew Kurt was an avid hacker, and a good one at that. But you never knew how on earth he learnt to do it, whenever you’d had asked he’d go awkwardly quiet and dance around the question until you have up prying. Hackers never reveal their secrets, you guessed.

You almost didn’t catch his response to your question as you were to engrossed watching his hands flicker across the keyboard, like skilled ballet dancers preforming a routine they’d done a thousand times before.

“Modding Minecraft, Pchelka”

You stared at him, mouth agape, he had stopped what he was doing and was looking right at you. “What?” you couldn’t believe what you were hearing, the man you’d seen jack into government owned servers was now telling you he learnt this from a video game. “What? Don’t believe me? I’ll show you”

Ruffling in his back under his desk he pulled out an old, scruffy looking USB, you couldn’t read the russian text scrawled on a sticky label on the front. You assumed it must’ve been “Minecraft” or something like that.

He placed it into the side of his laptop, as an old windows screen popped up, the foretold game’s home menu brightly lit up the screen. You watched with mounting anticipation, nothing looked out of the norm though. That was until he opened a saved game file, and once he had the whole game looked different, the textures were more advanced and in the home he had spawned in there was furniture you knew wasn’t already in MC.

He moved around the little area, showing you nick-nacks he had either modded in or collected during his play through, and then he went outside, into a beautiful forest with types of trees you hadn’t even seen before, all you could say was “Oh wow,” you heard kurt chuckle at your remark, “Like it?” he said, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth, you nodded.

“We should play together some time” Kurt offered, leaning slightly back in his chair, you couldn’t agree more.

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This one is slightly shorter - my apologies ^^; i hope you like it though !!

and yes i’m now realising the reader is just standing up the entire time but i have no idea how to slide in a chair somewhere in this oh well 💔

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