List of my NOTPs, because I can:
1. Jegulus - I love Jily and i also see a lot of misogyny towards Lily from Jegulus fans.
2. Vegas x Pete - do I even have to explain ...
3. Stydia - idk, man, and the funniest part is that it's not because of Sterek. It is kinda about Stiles' weird behavior towards her tho. (Lydia choose me, pls)
4. Anything with adult people and Hermione. Stop, creeps.
5. Snarry - y'all are really weird, and I AM judging you.
6. Every incest ship.
7. Kierarktina - I don't like Cristina and I think it was really rushed (especially Kieran x Cristina part).
8. imma think about it and update it asap
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That’s quite the reach.
So, you’re telling me that, if I’m looking for a Harmony fic on the FFN app, there’s an 85% chance it’s a Weasley bashing fic? That’s just goofy thinking.
You know what I say? I bet 60% of Romione fics on Ao3 have Harry as gay (+5.6k Romione fics have Drarry in them, +600 have Snarry, +400 with Harrymort, etc etc). Add all of them up KD you get almost 8k(7933) fics (Romione has around 17k). Obviously not 60% but it’s seems to be getting there. So, one could argue writers these writers write Harry as a gay man to avoid any conflict/drama with Romione.
Another good example of debunking this is looking up the most recent Evil Ron Harmony fics (evil Ginny and Molly don’t exist in the Harmony fandom, at least not on Ao3) and the most recent Romione fic. Conclusion: the most recent Evil Ron Harmony fic was written 3 years ago and hasn’t been touched since; the most recent Romione fic has Harry paired with Tom Riddle, and it was just updated today.
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Top Harry Potter Ships in AO3
Thoughts:
It's so ironic that the top ship for Draco and Snape is with Harry. The two men that Harry describes as loathing the most lol.
Only three canon ships are listed here and the least developed one has the most fics. With how paper-thin Jily is, it may as well be a fanon couple. How hilarious.
I wonder how high the canon couples Jily, Romione and Hinny would be if they were not side pairings or used as a break-up ships for the fanon ship fics? Someone ought to analyze that. Maybe I will one day for fun.
As OOC Draco is in so many Dramione and Drarry fics, I am so pleased Draco is in 2/3 top ships! That's my boy!
LOL Hinny is barely ahead of Snarry?! Harry's canon ship is neck and neck with the ship involving Harry's most hated teacher! The HP fandom always gives me a laugh.
Wow, Hermione is the most used female...that sounds weirdly apt yet dirty at the same time.
Same for Harry but Harry and Hermione are main characters so that makes sense.
How is Jegulus so popular? If anything, Regulus/Snape should be higher.
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Uncensored
Fiction (noun)
1.) literature in the form of prose, especially novels, that describes imaginary events and people.
2.) something that is invented or untrue.
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Disclaimer: no real people were harmed in the creation of this fanwork (or any others.)
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Content Rating E: Explicit: only suitable for adults.
This post will discuss mature themes that requires rational thinking and an open-mind. Tread carefully.
Content Warnings: discussions of violence, death, and sex. Mentions of other "questionable" content. Acknowledgment that content you do not like probably exists.
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YKINMKATOK (or KINKTOMATO) (aka Your Kink Is Not My Kink (And That's OK): Kinks that you do not like exist. Their mere existence is not hurting you. Please feel free to click away from any subject matter that does not appeal to you.
SALS (aka Ship and Let Ship): ships that you do not like or outright hate exist. They are not hurting you by existing, no matter how "immoral" you believe them to be.
DL;DR (aka Don't Like, Don't Read): seriously, folks, there's a back button. Feel free to click it any time.
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Dead Dove; Do Not Read: I'm warning you, turn back now. This post is anti-censorship. If you cannot handle reading such content, now is the time to turn back. If you continue reading, do so at your own risk.
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Horror films have been part of my life for as long as I can remember. The really good stuff, too. Gore splattered on the screen. Genitalia hanging loose. Sex, and murder, hand-in-hand.
The primary reason for this was that my father wanted to watch horror films, and we as a family did what my father wanted. My mother never stopped it, because she didn't believe in censoring anything. The world is what it is; she was never going to hide us from any of it.
For years, my brother and I would cover our eyes with our hands when two characters so much as kissed onscreen. Not because our parents told us to; society had sunk its claws in early, regardless of my parents' will. We peeked between our fingers; we wanted to give the illusion of purity without actually partaking in it.
Our parents weren't always present when we watched horror films. As a child it would sometimes be just my brother and I watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Nightmare on Elm Street or the Chucky franchise.
I've never killed anyone. Not with a chainsaw, not with an axe, not with a gun, not with my hands. I've never killed anyone, ever. I've never wanted to. I don't even believe in the death penalty.
Being exposed to violent media never made me violent.
Did it alter me in any way, being exposed to such extreme media so young? Who knows. Maybe. I don't know who I would be without it. I've never known life without it. But I like to think I'm a decent person. I don't commit crimes. I try to be nice to people. I'm a hard worker. I'm pretty goofy.
It's also made me pretty anti-censorship and...well. Some people might see that as a crime; as a sin. And in that case, well, you might as well ban everything to prevent people like me from existing.
(You don't actually think that will work, do you?)
(I hope not; I did say this post was for adults only, didn't I?)
I read Flowers in the Attic...young. I was 9 or 10 maybe. It was before I discovered fanfiction. It never gave me unseemly feelings towards my brother or my parents; it never gave me the urge to lock up small children, or poison them.
At age 11, I discovered fanfiction. It was a happy accident from Googling "Harry Potter" and somehow stumbling on an explicit Drarry fic.
Should I have read that fic at age 11? No. But that's my fault for lying about my age. It's my parents' fault for not paying me any mind. It wasn't the fic's fault for existing.
The whole world isn't child-safe and it never will be. It's the responsibility of caretakers to mind their wards; not the world's responsibility to tiptoe around you and your rules.
The real world doesn't have content warnings. There is no tagging system for real life. And real life is much more dangerous than fanfiction.
Soon after reading that Drarry fic, I moved onto Snarry. I dove right into the deep end. I inhaled dead dove content at lightning speed. You couldn't pry me away from it.
11 year old Danni understood what an E rating meant. 11 year old Danni also understood what fiction meant.
I've never looked at a minor sideways. I've never wanted to. I've never touched anyone without clear and enthusiastic consent.
In fact, and this might be TMI, but I've only ever been with 2 people in my life. My first time was at age 18, with a guy I'd been with for a year and who I was engaged to.
All around, I was what one might call a "good kid"; I studied, I went to school, I didn't party, I didn't sneak out, I didn't do drugs. I skipped school once my senior year and other than that my worst crime was lying about my age to read questionable content.
Watching monsters onscreen and reading about them in books never made me a monster.
Or, well...I do spend my time writing underage stories, and non-con, and the occasional incest. I write infidelity and horrific angst. I write about morally questionable content, and that's as good as actually doing those things, right?
So if that's how you see it, maybe I am a monster. The monster putting words to page for others to read and enjoy.
If you're a wannabe monster hunter, and if fictional wrongdoing is as evil as real wrongdoing, then you might as well go after the easier target, right? You won't actually save the world that way, but you can pat yourself on the back for a job well done, I guess.
So while the torches and pitchforks are being prepped and the Tiktoks uploaded, I'm gonna go continue working on my very messed up porn. Just like I always have, and always will.
~Fin~
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