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lemonpeter · 3 years

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Wait, He’s Hot

Sorry this took so long @dtownes89!! Life has been wild but today I’ve finally got a (at least right now) chill day to finish this fic

I am not and never have been a stripper, much less one of the male variety lol. So don’t take any of this too seriously, it’s just for silly fun. I hope everyone enjoys 💕

Warnings: stripper!Peter, Peter’s age isn’t mentioned but he’s an adult, fully nude dancer, so kinda nff, awkward situation, but then they all realize they’re horny for Peter

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“This is so...odd,” Steve complained, arms crossed.

They were all directly outside of the club, the bouncer eyeing them curiously. It wasn’t every day that a whole pack of Avengers were spotted outside of a strip club. Especially with obvious intent to go inside.

“See, this is exactly why we’re going. Because you’re too uptight. Loosen up,” Tony told him, fixing the cuffs on his shirt. “It’ll be fun. And if you’re lucky, maybe I’ll even give you money to pay for a dance,” he teased.

Steve rolled his eyes, shaking his head. “Right....”

They made their way into the building, glancing around.

Tony was instantly finding a table for them, making sure it was right up front. He grinned a little at the girl on stage, casually tossing a few bills onto the stage as she danced.

Natasha walked to him, snickering. “Can’t even wait five minutes before you start spending? I thought we were getting drinks first.”

“We will, we will. I just wanted to make sure she knows what a good job she’s doing.” He winked at the dancer.

She laughed.

Nat grabbed Tony’s arm. “Drinks. You can fail at getting someone to hook up with you later.”

“I am not- I’m offended at that remark.”

“Be offended. We’re getting drinks.”

By the time they had all placed their order and gotten their drinks, the dancers had changed shifts. They made their way back to their table and watched as the new dancer made his way onto the stage.

“This one is pretty,” Natasha mused. “But he looks really...young. Think he’s even legal?”

“Doesn’t look like it,” Bucky murmured back. “He’s so small...Jesus.”

Tony opened his mouth to reply before closing it again. His expression gave the idea that he had just bitten into a lemon.

“What? Don’t like-“

“Peter?” Steve asked out loud, eyes wide.

The dancer froze, hands stilling from where they had just slipped under the hem of his top. “Oh fuck....”

His eyes instantly drifted to Tony and he covered his face. “I’m in hell. This is it. I died. And I’m in hell.”

The older man stared at him, quickly downing the rest of his drink. “Aren’t you, yknow. Losing money? If you’re just gawking at us?”

Tony knew that it wouldn’t fair well for the younger man if he just stopped and didn’t perform. But he couldn’t deny that he was fairly interested to watch as well.

Peter whined softly, nodding. He knew he would get fired if he didn’t start his routine soon. But his super coworkers were all watching him. God, he saw these people daily. He would never be able to look them in the eye ever again.

But he slowly gestured for the music to start again, shaking his head and regaining his focus.

The other patrons watched on, as well as the avengers, as he started getting into the beat of the song playing.

His hands brushed his shirt up, teasingly showing off tight abs before he pulled the shirt off completely and tossed it to the side.

His fingers brushed over his peaked nipples gently and he shivered at the sensation. He heard some murmurs and even a whistle from the crowd.

His hips rolled in a fluid, sensual motion as one hand slid down to mime stroking himself through the tight shorts he was wearing. And he was hyper aware of how those were the only thing he was wearing.

He didn’t dare look to the avengers.

But they were enjoying the show, almost to an uncomfortable level. None of them quite knew what to do with how attracted they were to the younger man. But they all felt it.

Natasha was the first to be bold enough to throw a couple dollar bills onto the stage when he got closer.

The dancer’s cheeks flushed and he blew a kiss to her. His brain ran on autopilot as he worked, nearly forgetting how inappropriate that kiss would feel later on.

She grinned, leaning back in her seat. “Cmon, boys. I know you want some of the fun too.”

Tony huffed a laugh and glanced to the others.

Steve looked mildly uncomfortable, but his harder-than-average breathing gave away how he really felt. Barnes wasn’t so shy in showing how he felt, posture relaxed as he sipped at his drink with his eyes on the stage. Rhodey kept glancing between Peter and Tony, one hand over his mouth as he tried to hide his smile. Thor had moved up closer to the stage and was freely tossing the money to the dancer already.

“Alright, I’ll play. I mean, he’s doing great,” Tony admitted.

“He’s doing better than that. And hey, we know he’s legal.”

“Nat, you’re not making any sort of proposition to him. He’s just working. Let him work.”

The woman chuckled, shrugging as she threw a few more bills. “We’ll see.”

Tony finally focused in on Peter again, throwing a couple high bills. He knew the young man deserved it.

Peter’s eyes widened slowly as he saw the money. “Wow,” he breathed, momentarily distracted again. But he shook his head, focusing.

His heartbeat quickened to impossibly fast as he remembered the next part of his routine.

He reached for the snaps on one side of his shorts, slowly popping each one. He kept one hand over the front, making sure not to expose anything too quickly. But the back fell away, bubble butt visible to the audience as he rolled his hips again.

“Holy shit,” Tony breathed, almost feeling dizzy with how quickly he got hard.

“Just imagine how good that ass would look with a few bites on it,” Bucky mumbled under his breath.

Natasha huffed a laugh, eyes still on the stage. “I heard that. You’re not wrong...shit, we work with him? This is...damn.”

Peter could hear them the entire time (thanks super hearing). His cheeks stayed flushed red but he didn’t stop again. He turned to the front again, teasingly dropping the remaining fabric a couple inches lower. The very base of his cock was visible that way, but nothing else.

The rest of the audience cheered and whistled, calling for the rest of the fabric to come off.

And oh, it did.

After a minute or so more he dropped the fabric entirely, hands sliding over his stomach despite how he felt like covering himself up.

Tony felt so wrong for how closely he watched. He had every curve and vein of Peter’s cock mapped out in his mind in seconds.

Natasha spoke exactly what the rest of them were thinking: “I’m never getting off to anything but this for the rest of my life.”

“Maybe coming here wasn’t such a dumb idea,” Steve mumbled, trying to hide the way he pressed the heel of his hand over his hard-on.

Tony couldn’t even find words. He just watched Peter finish his dance in silence.

The dancer was a lot more relaxed by the end, even laughing to himself as he collected his tips.

His eyes flicked over to the team one more time before he walked off stage. He winked at them quickly before turning, giving them all one last look before he disappeared backstage.

None of them could wait for their meeting the next morning.

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femmeparker · 3 years

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Love that we have tony hating Steve for fucking peter, because that’s goes to show how tony sees himself as ‘owning’ the things and people he loves, and how he doesn’t want someone with different morals ‘dirtying’ his things

Love being in the anti-tony fan club, I’ll be the secretary

omg I never even thought about this all the way through but that’s what it really is. Tony’s mad that Steve fucked Peter and Peter belongs to Tony instead of giving Peter agency

he was going to pick an alpha for Peter or maybe a beta and now it’s all in pieces

#ugh yes i get it i so get it #anti tony stark #spidershield #omegaverse

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disaster-dan · 4 years

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yes, nearly every avenger has fucked and dommed the hell out of peter but lets not forget that mongrel has got the strength of a god and could probably fuck the daylights out of any of them easily

#just some thoughts #JUST PETER THOUGHTS #peter parker #spider-man #winterspider #spidershield #spiderwidow #starker #?????#*busts out antis repellent #ignore if this aint your thing i dont got time for your bs #marvel #this applies to levi ackerman #danletters

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bitterlemonwater · 4 years

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Here's one of the ideas I had! Petes college is doing a lip sync battle for a fundraiser and Mj convinces peter to go against her and he decides to invite steve & tony cuz why not and of course we all know what the battle looks like 😏 and they litterally barley wait till they get home to destroy the poor boy. Let me know what you think, I have a few more!

I’m sorry I am the WORST at checking my inbox/notifications but??? You’ve had this hella idea in your head for how long and didn’t tell me? Bb the visual I’m getting.... superb. I’m pressed. Tell me more ?

#also??? thank you so much for your ideas and reminding me that people read this fics??? i am in love ❤️❤️❤️#show me your love fic #collar full verse #pocket full fic #lemon writes #lemon’s asks #why does lemon have so many goddamn tags #ironspidershield #spidershield #starker #and stony buuuut i dont want any Righteous Antis to accidentally see this soooo

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less-than-wholesome-shipper · 5 years

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Guess I should let you guys know: I changed my url so that it ends in "shipper" not "starker"

This isn't me being ashamed of being a Starker, or abandoning the fandom. I just feel like I've been playing favorites when I claim to be a well-rounded taboo/problematic shipper, but rarely go any further than Starker.

So here is a list of my current "problematic/taboo" ships:

Starker (Tony Stark x Peter Parker [Mostly MCU])

Teenker (Tony Stark x Peter Parker x Harley Keener [MCU])

SpiderShield (Peter Parker x Steve Rogers [any])

HoboTagger (Peter B. Parker x Miles Morales [mostly Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse])

Thorki (Thor x Loki [mostly MCU])

C-137cest (Rick Sanchez x Morty Smith [Rick & Morty])

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Toothless (HTTYD)

Newt Scamander x [Any] Magical Beasts (Fantastic Beasts)

There's probably some more, but I can't think of them right now... these are ones I'm actively entertaining atm.

#problematic/taboo #starker #hobotagger #c-137cest #hictooth #spidershield #teenker #newt x magical beasts #ships #idgafos #ship and let ship #i know the differences between fiction and reality #antis can get fucked #thorki

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discoursecatharsis · 4 years

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I was talking to someone about making a spidershield server, because we both like the 616 version of the ship, and we're discussing how even if we state outright it's for 616 where Peter is like 30, we'll probably still get raided by dumbass MCU antis.

Yeah MCU antis (and fandom police in general) that there are so many different variations of certain franchises. It’s not fair for them to use theirs favorite iteration as a basis for ships

#Anonymous #ask

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peterparkers7evilexes · 5 years

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Shipping Game

Thank you to the lovely @sbiderslut and @thebadthingshappen for tagging me!!! 💕

Pick your top 10 ships without reading the questions. [or if you’re a one ship dedicated blog, feel free to answer all of them for just that one, or do all the ships from one fandom, this is just for fun]

1. Winterspider 2. Starker 3. Winteriron 4. Parksborn 5. Spideychelle 6. Spideypool 7. Spiderio 8. Spideydevil 9. Spidershield 10. Winterironspider

Do you remember the episode/chapter/scene where you first started shipping 6? (Spideypool) My first MCU ship :') I saw the one Spideypool drawing Hannah Blumenreich ever drew for them and the size difference had me wrecked. I started looking up fics, and I remember having so much fun with their dynamic.

What’s your favourite fanfiction for 4? (Parksborn) Ahh off the dome there used to be one up called "Asunder" by Pansley that wasn't Parksborn-centric, but it got me hooked on the darker themes of this ship.

What’s your favourite fan art/picture for 2? (Starker) this masterpiece by reincao -- IT'S SO SEXY!!! What's the story?!? Who's shooting at them?!? Why is Tony smirking?!? Why is it so sexy?!??

What’s your favourite headcanon for 1? (Winterspider) I'm deeply in love with a scene where Bucky's riding his bike with Peter behind him, winding down a lonely road and into the setting sun. Peter's arms tight around Bucky's waist, his face pillowed on Bucky's shoulders and almost nodding off, the rumble of the bike keeping him alert enough to hold on, his fingers curled sleepily in the folds of Bucky's leather jacket that smells so much like home. Just. Lots of bike rides 🤗

What do you like most about the dynamic between the people of 7? (Spiderio) LOL IDK YET but probably the blind trust and manipulation I hope we're gonna get?? 😱

When 9 have sex is it more giggly or more serious? (Spidershield) Oooh prooobably more giggly? I think they wouldn't take each other too seriously and they'd both quickly realize they're just two naked dorks having fun.

Out of all the ships who do you think have the best chemistry? Spideypooooool they literally have children together, I just can't handle Peter's straight man attitude towards Pool sometimes when we KNOW how good they can be together

Which ship has the strongest bond? Parksborn - Peter and Harry have so much history, I can't disengage the two in my mind. I think even if they ended up with different people, they would always still hold some deep, irreplaceable love for one another their entire lives.

Which ship to you spend the most time reading fanfiction for/talking/writing about? Tied between Starker and Winterspider - Starker has a much larger community and as much as I adore Winterspider, Peter and Bucky have interacted for like 0.4 seconds 😂 (even if they held hands during that time)

Which one was your first ship? Parksborn - I watched a bunch of the various Spider-Man cartoons and every one was ripe for Parksborn shipping.

If 6 were to break up, how would it happen? (Spideypool) Oof, Wade devaluing himself and pushing Peter away - oooor Peter just dies one day and Wade... can't.

Between 3 and 8, who would last the longest if they were in a zombie apocalypse? (Winteriron vs Spideydevil) Winteriron no contest. Like it'd be laughable how easily Tony could manage some survival/defense gear, while Bucky with his super assassin skills would keep them safe. Peter and Matt would fucking get into a dumb argument about whether canned beans are safe to eat and attract the zombies to their location. It doesn’t help that both Matt and Peter’s fighting tactics are to literally yeet themselves at the enemy

Does 7 hide their relationship, and if so, why? (Spiderio) Yes I THINK, because Peter's teammates wouldn't trust Mysterio at all and he'd keep it on the downlow to avoid their disapproval.

What is 9′s favourite date to go on? (Spidershield) drive in movie theaters! They like sitting on the hood of an old car and leaning into one another, and as evening grows cold they cuddle and get distracted with soft kisses.

What’s your favourite canon moment between 1? (Winterspider) I love arm

What do 5 argue most about? (Spideychelle) Dumb shit. Why the Sorting Hat is a whack method of division, or how come no one remembers R2-D2 in New Hope. Anything important, they agree in or can at least come to a mutual respect and understanding.

If you had to pick an OTP which would you chose? Winterspider babey

What’s the biggest kink that 1 shares? (Winterspider) Power and aggression. Bucky spends so much of his conscious energy holding himself back, terrified of himself, it feels good to let go and be a little violent and rough. Peter adores getting fucked within an inch of his life, loves that someone can give it as good as he gets.

Do 8 want children? (Spideydevil) I don't think so - they would probably end up with a few accidentally adopted wards along the way though

Between 10 and 4, which would you rather became canon? (Parksborn, Winterironspider) Parksborn just because IRL I wouldn't want Peter to end up in a relationship with Tony, I'm exhausted enough by antis on this hellsite I couldn't take it in the meat world as well.

Does 2 do much PDA? And does it annoy their friends? (Starker) Not actual PDA like hand holding, but they'll do like kissing and grinding to be nasty when being watched is part of the thrill. In their day-to-day, they’ll do little things like brush fingers over the back of the neck, exchange looks, little things that aren’t technically PDA, but to them, their own unspoken language.

Which of the ships would you say is the most romantic with each other? Spideychelle, you can't tell me Michelle isn't the smoothest motherfucker this side of the equator

How would the proposal between 5 go? (Spideychelle) MJ always jokes about doing something super low-key and awkward just because she knows how much of a sap Peter really is - she has Peter truly convinced she's gonna use a ring pop and do it while they're like grocery shopping. Instead, she waits for the perfect moment where they're watching fireworks on the harbor and gets down on one knee. Peter immediately bursts into tears.

Who cooks more often in 3? (Winteriron) Bucky I think, I imagine he gets antsy and throws himself into random hobbies - he picks up knitting and gardening and cooking, and since Tony’s dogshit in the kitchen (see: 3 hrs for burnt omelette), he usually ends up kicking Tony out whenever he tries to make anything. Plus, he likes the way Tony’s face gets all dopey when he makes him a homecooked meal, and it’s one of the only ways anyone can get Tony to take a break from the lab to eat something solid.

This was so much fun!!! Do it if you wanna and tag me :) 💕

#longpost

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kenztheweirdmf · 2 years

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Me reading a winterspidershield fic

also finding out the write dislikes sam wilson cause he got the shield rather than bucky gettin it

#winterspider #spidershield #winterspidershield #spiderfalcon #yet i still decided to read it when i tell you when they make sam the quote unquote bad guy i cringe so hard like are they mad sam got the #frisbee instead of bucky like? thats some stupid reason #rant about anti captain sam

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lemonpeter · 3 years

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💙Bri’s December Event💙

(Yes I know it needs a better name, I can’t come up with one)

This is the masterlist of my event, it will be updated with links each day 💙 it won’t have the prompts until that day is posted, so it’s kinda like an advent calendar. I hope everyone enjoys!

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1. Sweater Weather (Steve/Peter)

2. Putting Up the Tree (Tony/Peter)

3. Heather (Bucky/Peter) (Tony/Peter)

4. Peter’s Fuzzy Sock Collection (Bucky/Peter)

5. Hot Chocolate (Tony/Peter)

6. Matching Sweaters (Bucky/Peter)

7. Lights (Tony/Peter)

8. Santa Suit (Steve/Peter)

9. Drunk at a Christmas Party (Tony/Peter)

10. Hanukkah (Peter/Tony)

11. Buying Gifts (Steve/Peter)

12. Coffee Shop Meet (Bucky/Peter)

13. Building a Gingerbread House Village (Peter/MJ)

14. Bucky Made a Scarf (Bucky/Peter)

15. First Snow (Tony/Peter)

16. Christmas Movie Night (Tony/Peter)

17. Secret Santa (Peter/MJ)

18. Ice Skating (Tony/Peter)

19. Snowball Fight (Steve/Peter)

20. Wrapping Gifts (Bucky/Peter)

21. Christmas Memories (Tony/Peter)

22. One!! Has!! A!! Cold!! (Tony/Peter)

23. Spending Christmas with Her Family (Peter/MJ)

24. Spending Christmas Eve with May (Bucky/Peter)

25. First Christmas As A Family (Tony/Peter)

26. Santa Baby (Tony/Peter)

27. Avenger’s Christmas Party (Tony/Peter)

28. Tongue stuck to an icecicle (Bucky/Peter)

29. Baby It’s Cold Outside (Peter/MJ)

30. Heat Went Out, Gotta Stay Warm (Bucky/Peter)

31. New Years Kiss (Tony/Peter)

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