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khaosritual · 4 months
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puttonrhona · 5 days
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undergroundrockpress · 3 months
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atomic-raunch · 7 months
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The Secrets of Voodoo with Anton LaVey
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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 10 months
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fitsofgloom · 3 months
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Church of Satan founder Anton Lavey with Jayne Mansfield's novelty water bottle. Mansfield and Lavey were pilloried for mutually baiting the tabloid press, but they did seem to be real friends beyond all the ballyhoo. Lavey was bequeathed Mansfield's taxidermied chihuahuas (!) that perished along with her in her fatal crash, and she claimed that he helped mystically heal her young son after he was mauled by a lion (!!).
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atomic-chronoscaph · 7 months
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William Shatner and Ernest Borgnine - The Devil's Rain (1975)
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ZEENA PT 2
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bitterkarella · 10 months
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Midnight Pals: Dracula Sovereign of the Damned
Bram Stoker: everyone, i have a story Barker: oh boy this should be good Stoker: and this time it's different Stoker: i've been secretly taking lessons in how to be horny Stoker: so this story is really going to show you sex-likers a thing or two
Stoker: submitted for the approval of the midnight society Stoker: i call this the tale of dracula Stoker: sovereign of the damned stoker: you'll like this dracula Stoker: it's an anime Lafcadio Hearn: yes! Hearn: YES!
Stoker: so dracula meets this chick Edward Lee: yeah boi Stoker: she starts uh shooting him with a crossbow Lee: no no bro not like that! Mary Shelley: ha ha ha yeah! Shelley: do it!!
Stoker: so it starts with this cult of satanists Stoker: they're summoning satan Stoker: to give them woman to him as a bride Stoker: but satan doesn't show up Stoker: so instead dracula swoops in Stoker: and he tricks this woman into marrying him
King: satan doesn't show up? Stoker: right King: to his own summoning? Stoker: right King: why doesn't he show up? Stoker: i don't know, maybe he was busy that night Barker: "maybe he was busy" lol Stoker: LOOK. that's not the important part
King: so you're saying that satan is just, like, a no show Stoker: yes King: is that how it works? he can do that? King: anton, has that ever happened to you King: where you go through all the motions and the ritual and then King: satan just doesn't show? Anton Lavey: uhhhh
Stoker: so dracula shows up Stoker: in his cape and tuxedo Stoker: and he's all "it's me, uh, satan!" Barker: and they're not suspicious that he's clearly dracula Stoker: satan could wear a cape and tuxedo Barker: yeah yeah he COULD Barker: but we all know he don't
Stoker: so dracula and this woman have a baby Stoker: but eventually the guilt of the charade gets to dracula Stoker: and he's all "i have to tell you" Stoker: "i'm actually not your beloved satan" Stoker: "i'm just dracula" Stoker: "just a stupid, stupid dracula"
Stoker: anyway, there's also these vampire hunters Stoker: they've been spending the last year searching for dracula Stoker: just doing nothing else but full time searching King: a whole year? Stoker: yeah they're really bad at their job
Stoker: it's a descendant of jonathan harker Stoker: a descendant of abraham van helsing Stoker: a descendant of dracula Stoker: and a vampire-sniffing dog Dean Koontz: dog! Stoker: yeah i knew dean would like that
Stoker: anyway that satanist finds out about the whole thing where dracula tricked them Stoker: so he shoots dracula's baby Stoker: with a gun Koontz: oh no! Stoker: don't worry Stoker: god sends the baby back as a full grown super man to kill dracula Koontz: oh good! Barker: whoa whoa hold on there Barker: not "oh good" Barker: i have SEVERAL questions
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bijouxcarys · 2 months
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I am a Satanist, and I’m bloody proud of it.
I am aware of the general misconceptions surrounding the religion. I prefer to call it a philosophy I utilise as a guide to life.
Anton LeVay has continued to be an important figure in my life since I was 19, and his words and ideas have helped me evolve into as close to authentic of a person as possible.
We are not devil worshippers. We do not skin goats at 3am around a fire. We do not kill. We do not judge. We do not hate.
Most importantly, and something that’s been integral to my well-being and ongoing evolution, is the 8th Satanic Rule of Earth:
8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
That sentiment has changed my life.
But the 11th is my favourite:
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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999lcf · 6 months
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donotdestroy · 8 months
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“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”
— Anton Szandor LaVey
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ragdolly666 · 2 months
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Ave satanas
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queersatanic · 10 months
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I don’t want to associate myself with Anton LaVey after having just finding out he was a nazi, but what do I call myself if not a Laveyan satanist? I agree with the teachings, not with the person, but I don’t know what to do.
You would call yourself a LaVeyan Satanist if that's what you are, but you might also consider taking a much deeper look at those teachings of his and what else is buried in them.
If you aren't already familiar with Might Is Right, the fact that our dude plagiarized it and sanded off its rougher ideas for the "Book of Satan" section of The Satanic Bible ought to tell you something about our guy's fundamental principles, which do align pretty well with white nationalism in lots of ways.
Longer post about that here.
Be a Satanist, but be critical and don't be beholden to any would-be prophets or dogmas that are harmful.
That's our advice, anyhow.
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