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fenmere · 1 year
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We’re supposedly in our late forties. We’ll apparently be fifty fucking years old before this post gets reblogged, probably*.
Anyway, even though we figured out we were bi at 19 when we looked up at an old friend of ours who was a swarthy tallship sailor who looks a bit like Antonio Banderez and realized that we had a deep, deep crush on him, we didn’t really accept it back then and haven’t really understood attraction to men.
Especially attraction to awful men. Like, there are plenty of really decent men who make excellent best friends and potential partners who you can expect to have a decent conversation with over a pint and cheerfully share chore duty with afterward. But the whole, “why do I love this guy even though he’s an asshole and a murderer” thing just never made any sense to us, even in the context of, “Well, it’s OK anyway, it’s just fiction.”
We’ve typically saved that kind of attraction for women, butches and femmes alike. (Enbies get a different kind of attraction from us that is particularly gay - “Oh, you do crime? That’s specifically hot.”)
But then someone decided to make a TV show about Alfred Pennyworth, and now we fully understand the meanings of the words “this scrunkly blorbo is my little meow meow, and he’s got a scrimbly, stinky little friend who says, ‘get the fuck’ and I’m gonna die over it.”
Asshole kills people without a thought, makes terrible decisions, puts up with his fascist father, and has a terrible time ignoring his lust for women even to remain faithful to his fiancée, but his widows peaks is so sharp he could cut icebergs with it, and his timing and wit is absolutely impeccable, and at 6’2” he is simultaneously taller than us and a tiny, little cutie pie who occasionally says “gertcha”.
And we’ve been infected by tumblr, haven’t we?
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* this is an exaggeration, but you get the point
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jinae-escape · 5 years
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source: Gfycat
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kris-side · 5 years
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marthfador
Dude get some Irish Spring too, that shit's good.... If u ever have the $$$ to spend tho- Antonio Banderez's Blue is the shit
i’ll have to check those out but i figured old spice was safe bc. i mean idk it seems pretty popular and also the ones i bought did smell nice!
i would’ve checked out the irish spring that i saw but tbh i didnt wanna spend half an hour just sniffing different kinds of shampoos and body washes hfsdhjksdf
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Rules: ya answer the questions and then tag 20 followers/people, in general, you’d like to get to know more about (I was tagged by @cat-sauna )
Name: Tony
Nicknames: Tone, tawny, Antonio, Antonio banderez, tony Montana, literally 500 other versions of tony nicknames, Tony the Tiger, teal, amp, mud, ember (shortened usernames)
Gender: male
Height: 6’2
Star Sign: Virgo
Sexuality: straight
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw I think
Favorite Animal: Jellyfish
Average hours of sleep: lol 5-10
Dogs or Cats: cats but I like both
How Many Blankets I sleep with: 1
Dream Trip: Idk Germany maybe?
Dream job: videographer
When I Made This Account: about a year ago but I’ve had tumblr since 2011-2012
Why I Made This Account: met my ex through my old tumblr and needed to make a new one after we broke up
Number of Followers: 50 on this one but 300 or so on both of my old ones
Reason For My URL: its a play on my old username tothemoonandbackmyass
I’ll tag: @likeanyone @ethreal @buckysnotdead cuz I don’t really know that many people on tumblr
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b3lch · 7 years
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They didn't do Antonio Banderez any favors not thinning out that wig
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tookieclothespins · 13 years
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