TOY SIDES AU!
TOY SIDES! TOY SIDES! TOY SIDES!
So I was basically killing @secretglittersauce and @sugarglider9603 with CUTENESS (and not angst what has this world come to?!) by showing them my Toy Sides AU! In this au, Thomas is 6 years old and each of his sides (plus Remy and Emile) is a toy that he owns which comes to life! He loves them all very very much! The toys are in order of when Thomas obtained each. Information about each toy below the cut!
Patton is a cute soft doll like Raggedy Ann and he loves him most of all! He got him first! The heart on his tummy is glow in the dark and he was designed to be a comfort toy. Oh! And that first picture is of him reaching up to be picked up by Thomas!
Next is Dee the glow snek! He’s a soft plush except for his head which is plastic and if you tap the hat his eye glows with light!
After that we have Professor Logan (As Thomas calls him, Pwofessew Wogan), the learning teddy bear that has a button you can press and he’ll say one of ten phrases! Each phrase is how to spell a particular small word!
Then we have Prince Roman (Pwince Woman)! He wasn’t originally a prince, he was a knight plush with a cute squishy sword but Thomas’s mama made Roman a cute little paper crown that has been through a lot but Thomas loves it! He is positive Roman fights the monster under the bed because Thomas’s mama told him so!
Virgil (Viwgiw) is next and he is a soft little sad clown doll that Thomas’s grandmother gave him. At first Thomas was very very scared of him because he looked scary but he found out that he was actually very sweet and was always trying to give him love and advice!
After that we have Emile the tummyache monkey! His banana is removable and sticks on with velcro on his paws. But he’s special! He is filled with rice and you can put him in the microwave to heat him up and make him all warm for a long time so your tummy can feel better when it hurts! The velcro on his tail is so you can wra him around your tummy and secure him in place with the tail to a patch on his back!
Last but certainly not least we have Remy the alligator! (or as Thomas calls him, Wemy the Awigoot! because he has no idea how to pronounce “alligator”) The glasses are connected at the base of the shades and look precarious.
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I still like the idea that Anxiety/Virgil is a very primitive part of the brain and gets tricked into things or thinks about stuff sometimes in a similar way that animals or small children do
Anxiety: Everything sucks we’re going to die I don’t like the look of that person over there are they gonna go through Thomas’ car we should...
Logic: *puts a blindfold on him*
Anxiety: *sudden silence*
Anxiety: Where are the keys?
Logic: In our pocket.
Thomas: *checks his pocket for the keys*
Anxiety: Oh okay.
Thomas: *puts the keys back in his pocket*
Anxiety: Dude where the hell did our keys go
Logan: There are no monsters in the closet.
Roman: There’s a demon squid in the closet.
Virgil: Logan there’s a demon squid in the closet.
Roman: No wait I was kidding.
Virgil: You need to close the closet.
Logan: But even if it was real that wouldn’t...
Virgil: Close the closet!
Thomas: Fine. *gets up and closes closet*
Virgil: Finally you’re listening to me. Good. Now we’re safe.
Deceit: Patton was never real.
Anxiety: Oh my god Patton was never real.
Anxiety: Oh my god you guys Patton is actually real.
Roman: Hey Logan check this out. Hey Anxiety, think fast! *pretends to throw something at Virgil*
Virgil: *flinches and then looks around* Where is it? What did you throw? *checks the couch cushions*
Logan: We really need to talk about how you interact with him.
Virgil: *tearing apart the living room now* I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING WITH IT.
Patton: I like this horror movie.
Virgil: That girl is gonna come out of the screen and kill us.
Logan: Verge that’s impossi-
Virgil: DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU MORONS WHEN OUR FINAL SECONDS DRAW NEAR.
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So basically I want ACCURACY because I’m a SLUT for accurate cosplays. I had to make this in Sai but here you go: Replica of the official plaid, made from from Virgil’s actual hoodie images that Thomas posted on twitter:
And a lighter one if that floats your fancy:
YOU CAN MAKE IT ON ZAZZLE (or another site) IF YOU UPLOAD THE IMAGE AND PAY FOR A QUARTER OR A YARD OR WHATEVER......
And it looks REALLY good.
You’re welcome! GO FORTH AND MAKE GOOD VIRGIL COSPLAYS OR OTHER FUN VIRGIL PLAID RELATED THINGS!
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