As much as I love noisy men
My favourites will alllways be
Men with self control
Who are so disciplined they can fuck you silently
With their jaw clenched closed
Grunting occasionally
Growling if you let his cock slip out
And when he gets close
He's sucking his breath through his teeth
Whispering expletives
Telling you "my little slut can get my cum now"
And he unloads with a fuck-!
Squeezing your ass tight until you thank him
Meanwhile, he's got you screaming into the pillow so loud the neighbours are banging on the walls telling you to keep it down
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I t I s
N e v e r
T o L a t e
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I need them to kiss.
But they haven’t even suffered the deepest, most profound agonies of yearning yet??
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The League is a thing of the past so it cancels out and means you're like totally fixable😋💗
are you sure?
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she's literally so itty bitty omg😭😭
but i know she know how to handle somebody like them 5 feet do not play
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i hope to god the 'penelope rejects colin's marriage proposal' trope isn't in the season. i hate the idea that he would completely break her boundaries after she says no. i hate the idea of penelope telling him something and him disregarding it when their whole thing is that he listens to her. i hate how this trope is a complete misread of his character. i hate the lack of recognition that colin respects penelope too much to go 'nah, she just needs some convincing'.
and i think the 'well??? are you gonna marry me or not????' scene in the carriage when penelope falls flat on her face from shock straight onto the cobblestones is cute, actually, and i will never be sorry for it
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Rewatching The Society with my sister and god, the things I would give to have this show back
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more hunter hand to hand combat?? they knew we’d eat up last weeks and said here’s dessert
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crumbles to the ground dramatically
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ADAM WITH A BEARD OR WITHOUT ONE 🎤
WITH. a beard!! with a ratty scanty little beard
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my pov ♥︎
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This purports to be a transcription of Diana Rigg's open letter to George Lazenby, written in 1970. It has the bonus of also containing Lazenby's reply (read at your own risk, it's icky). I'm pretty sure that these transcriptions are genuine; the one from Rigg matches what I remember reading in the past.
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It's so weird to me that girls who were making fun of me for not being interested in dating guys/or pressured me into dating, now have a baby daddy number 2, or baby daddy number 3.
They also live with some random boyfriend (who's not even the father of any of her children) for a year or two before they break up and move on to the next one.
And yet they are still so obsessed with who is dating who & who is single. Girl you have way bigger problems in your life, focus on that instead.
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i will truly most honestly dissolve into tears if louis sings paradise
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