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thebeeswantarson · 2 years
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Tim, running solely on caffeine: you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for…
Tim, placing a garden pot on Jason’s head: A Pot on a Thot!
Jason: ….
Jason, standing up: get ready for bitch in a ditch because that’s where they’re gonna find your body, you little fu-
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rawrsatthetree · 3 months
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Astarion x Tav fic concept
Cw: virginity mention, allusion to sexual trauma
An Astarion x Tav fic where Tav has trauma around virginity and Astarion being the man he is always making his little jokes about it. Tav tries to just ignore it but as they grow close it hurts them more and more until they either just snap or completely withdraw from him. Leading to him confronting them about it and a long talk. Astarion not sure how to comfort them offers, “if it would help darling, I could be your first.” Tavs is confused by this at first but he continues that virginity is a stupid concept anyways. Then he asks more properly, “Tav, would you do me the honor of giving me your virginity?” Followed by a night of him treating them like the most delicate innocent prince/Princess making sure they’ll never remember anyone before he crash landed in their life.
After he drops the virginity joke replacing them with teasing Tav about taking theirs.
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yellowyarn · 7 months
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Although being trans isn't a mental disorder or disability Gender Dysphoria is. what makes something a disorder is when it causes significant distress and/or negatively affects one or more aspects of your life (work, school, social etc.) which gender dysphoria definitely does. but being trans is NOT a mental disorder and gender dysphoria can not be treated with therapy or psychiatric medications, transitioning (both socially and/or medically) is the only affective treatment for gender Dysphoria.
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yellow-rose-lady · 10 months
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Here is a full piece to celebrate me finally watching ºNinjago: Dragons Rising.” It was really good and so far my favorite is Arin❤️
Also don’t mind the little girl in between Lloyd’s legs, that is an un-named fan daughter I got him.(he’s doing her hair for her In pigtails)
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Arin: SORA HOLD HIM BACK
Sora: : I CAN’T HE’S SLIPPING-
Arin: AHHHHHHHHH-
Bb dragon: Get ‘em Ryuu! Get ‘em!
Lloyd: *Ahhh, sweet sweet chaos… how I’d missed it…*
Under the cut there is the un-blurred version’s
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I’m gonna be honest with you this AU was heavily inspired by @namelysane ‘s Hellspawn au, only that my un-named hellspawn was born during the merge where all the dimensional chaos caused Lloyd’s sealed golden magic to go haywire and create the dragon baby.
The idea for this au came to me while watching dragons rising and realizing that Lloyd spend a very long time alone in the monastery after the merge (I head canon in this au that it was give or take about 7 or 6 years?)
I thought that was hella depressing to be alone for so long with zero to very little knowledge of how your friends and family are(honestly a terrifying situation)
So I gave him a daughter who he will be able to put his attention and care into, who will help fill in the void left by his /now missing/ family somewhat, to remind him to eat, bathe, and sleep, someone who can help him live in and not just survive while alone.
IDK, I might be wrong about this and it might change but this is my au canon so you have to deal with it❤️
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monstertsunami · 6 months
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*grips you* you shpuld draw golbetty
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*grips you* aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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sweetberrylover · 3 months
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Can you tell me what was in the Valentine's day story
OH brother I knew someone was going to make this question
Obvious spoilers for the new Plastic man Valentine story from “How To Lose A Guy Gardner In 10 Days”
Basically most people are mad at how bad the characterization of plas is in that story that basically treated him as shallow doofus that EVERYONE hates for no good reason that has to learn a big lesson at the end of the story
So like imagine Joe Kelly levels of bad writing but atleast in this one they didn’t make him a pervert THANK GOD ( although they still make him kind of a horndog and there is a part in particular where he ask Wonder Women out and it’s cringy to say the least )
Also the design they gave him is just… mh not great
( Here’s examples of what I’m talking about so yk I’m just making this up )
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It really sucks not only because of how all the waiting we did just for it not be good but also because there really was something you could have done with this concept that would actually be good with Plas
Plastic man is a character that does infact has a history of bad luck in romance mostly because back in the Golden age he seemed pretty uninterested and even scared of woman and in the modern age any love interest he has had is a cardboard girl that’s only exists to give him children or to cause conflict ( in summary most of his love interests are non-existence or straight up abusive/toxic)
Having a story explore his bad luck with romance or a story exploring him dealing with a bad relationship would be very interesting and great development but unfortunately that’s not what happened here. Everybody mistreats him for little to no reason, they paint him as shallow womanizer and throughout the story he hits on a women who turn him down multiple times and also he thinks she’s is married for most of it which obviously paints him in such a bad light
For some odd reason not only does everyone around Plas treat him like trash ( Batman starting to date Plastic mans girlfriend after she basically cheats on Plas all the time and Wonder Woman not knowing who he even is EVEN THOUGH PLAS HAS BEEN IN THE JL FOR A LONG WHILE ) and somehow that’s his fault but also the writers forget the two big things about him is 1 his supposed to be heroic and 2 his supposed to actually be a character and not just a gag joke
Im summary it’s just not that interesting or good. It’s not offensively bad as Joe Kelly or Mark Waid writing but the reason people dislike so much it’s cause we have seen this song ad dance over and over again and it’s just tiring
( forgive me for the bad English or typos this isn’t my first language and I’m also typing this in a hurry because there so much I want to say but also ik I can’t make this super long )
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sapp0w0 · 7 months
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They comparin hand size
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cu-cumbersome-bagel · 5 months
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First time I've drawn a bunny, thought it came out alright.
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yum-grass · 3 months
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Thinking about the fact that elf’s are not seen as mature until there at least one hundred
Thinking about the fact that even then thare only about sixteen in human years
Thinking about how elves can live up to and beyond one thousand years old
Also thinking of ballders gate three for no puticular reason and in no distinct order
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luksi27 · 1 month
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Hey guys thoughts on this list of times LS events/teams have repeated between seasons? [Please give suggestions I'm trying to collect them]
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barrygeuse · 1 year
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i'm just a normal guy (jack baker is one of my comfort characters)
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ryann-44 · 2 years
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batboyblog · 6 months
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you will be remembered with nothing but shame and disgust until you are forgotten
you know I think a Trump supporter once said that to me.
Am Yisrael Chai
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gaysagainststeve · 2 years
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I knew i recognized this bar from somewhere
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flannel-eater · 8 months
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Oh you scream all the lyrics to Would've Could've Should've, Moon Song, All Too Well (10 Minute Version), and Waiting Room? How's that age gap break up going? You deserved better.
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rustyemporium · 2 years
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They are best friends ,,,,,,, yeah besties
@controlaltyeet
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