#anyone want a free laser sword
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hi eps!!!! i am five hours late to the suggestion thing lmao (if you are no longer taking these, absolutely no worries! please feel free to ignore this :) )
how about sponge and plo koon? maybe clone wars era? they both have big parent energy imo lmao
Envious Admiration
Summary: Sponge wishes they had been assigned to the 104th.
[In which I continue to make Sponge's life a cruel tragedy. Especially by presenting them with something they want but can never have. After all, they're too devoted a caretaker to leave the 501st.]
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There's something inherently familial about being one of a few assigned caretakers for a battalion full of rowdy, accident prone men.
It's not intrinsically parental (they're all too close to age for that), but there is a sort of older sibling connection at play. Even when you care for vode older than you.
It's no secret that Sponge feels responsible over the men of the 501st. Has always felt responsible over anyone that they had ever had to treat. Be they a tubie they'd been made to hold to both learn how to handle infants (defenseless lap children in the middle warzones was a thought that made their skin crawl and their stomach flip with anxiety) and to provide much needed skin to skin contact, unfortunate cadets going through the roughest patches of their accelerated puberty (and they still remembered how bad Tup and Dogma had smelled, and how ugly their acne riddled faces had looked, and the memory was both nostalgic and painful with one of them gone), or even some idiot ARCs doing what they shouldn't at the wrong place and wrong time (Echo had been just as much of a nuisance as Fives, but he'd at least been a pleasant conversationalist, and how much Sponge missed him sometimes... Especially seeing how erratic his twin could when he felt at a loss for what to do).
Everyone that they'd ever had to care for were their responsibility. One in millions of connections they would hold dear to them, no matter how much they could annoy them at times. How much they stressed and brought them to near tears.
That said, nothing can quite compare for what it's like to be graced with being cared for by a Jedi of general Plo Koon's caliber.
Sponge is not a fan of general Skywalker.
Has never really been fond of the too brash hot-headed Jedi, who's solution to most problems involved waving a laser sword around.
Is especially not happy when it comes to how he had taught his Padawan-learner. How he had poisoned her mind with behaviors the medic considered highly appalling. And, as much as it hurt to admit, Sponge was glad she'd been able to escape his influence.
Sponge is not a fan of general Skywalker.
But they are a fan of general Koon.
Especially considering the man's proclamations of caring for the clone troopers he presided over actually feel genuine. Genuine and respectful. Unlike certain poster boys with blond captains at their beck and call...
"You mustn't push yourself so hard." The Kel Dor sounds concerned, as he helps them walk across the droid and corpse littered battlefield. Their leg was broken, and there was a gash on their side that was bleeding profusely. But they'd kept going. Kept mending. Kept treating. Until the Jedi had come to their aid. Fearing for their safety when no one else had. "A healer can only heal so much before they too must be tended to..."
"I couldn't sit back and wait, sir." They bow their head respectfully. Their tone softer in reverence they can barely conceal. Envy of the Wolfpack's medics fills their very core. "Not when so many needed me."
"You are a nurturing sort, I see..." And there is fondness in that deep modulated voice. They don't doubt there is fondness in his google-covered eyes as well. "I suspect your shifts must be lively with flighty sorts."
"Too many to count sir." And they can't help grin from ear to ear. The blood loss making them sloppily familiar with the general dragging them away from potential death. "No clone is fond of a doctor's visit, you see..."
They wonder if Jelly would have lived, had they both been assigned to the 104th. Maybe Plo Koon would have cared enough to search for their squadron if they had been. Maybe he would have been able to save Sponge's ori'vod.
Skywalker sure hadn't.
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More "humans are space orks" posts.
Humans have the widest range of emotion from anyone in the solar system, and are considered insanely volatile.
When aliens study Humans™ , they are bewildered by the range of emotions humans can go through in hours or even minutes. They study both our warrior culture and our musea, incapable of understanding how a species could wage war against each other so often also sent money to foreign lands to help those who were suffering, even though they were not kin.
But mostly the mundane reactions of family, friends and strangers.
"John, we thought you liked this blood-related person. Yet you appear to be very angry. "
"Listen, Xax, Peter is my brother and I would die before letting anyone hurt him, but this is the SECOND TIME THIS WEEK HE'S USED AND LOST MY FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES, so he needs to FIND THEM before I SEND HIM TO HEAVEN MYSELF."
"....Interesting...."
Aliens also completely misunderstand sarcasm. The fact Humans are such a verbal species already makes them anxious, and they don't understand why they would use the wealth of theie various tongues and dialects to convey anything but the truth. Especially species that communicate by scent or sight, or have other forms of communication, are baffled. And even in the species with spoken words, those most proficient in Human Languages have a hard time understanding Sarcasm.
"You appear to be angry, John. "
"NOT at ALL, Xax. "
"But you exhibit all signs of anger. Flared nostrils, raised heartbeat, sweating, tensed muscle. Might it have anything to do with Peter... " -the alien looked down into his book, the concept of private propert foreign to his people- "stealing your shoes?"
"I totally don't mind him borrowing my shoes for the THIRD TIME, without asking"
"Strange..."
They do not understand irritation well, the large impact others have on the mood of Humans, or how they are able to form strong communities with those once considered enemies, how Humans™ can lose friends just as easily as making them.
But what most amazes them is the absolute insane strenght these beings possesed when threatened, no matter how soft they look.
Once, deep in a foreign solar system, the ship was hijacked. Xax, the captain, the first officer and the rest of had been detained by Kroxons, beings of over 9 foot with the durability of a tank.
Xax was already preparing himself mentally to be sold off into slavery, working his life away on a space plantation millions of light years from home, when he noticed John was missing.
Peter was standing right next to him, his arm shattered when he was grabbed by a Kroxon. They were laughing at him, not even bothering to chain him. These soft humans, small and weak, were no threat to them. Look at that, the break was already killing him due to sepsis
Until John showed up and started slaughtering them. John, who was considered the best baby nurse on board. John, with his sweet singing voice. John, who had just recently spilled moisture over a moving picture, something Xax was unable to understand. John, who required food and drink every few hours, thirst just as easily killing him as a bullet.
John, who fought like something out of a nightmare now, paint under his eyes, carrying a laser that should be too heavy for him.
After the third Kroxon fell down, felled by a beam through the eye, the remaining pirates fled. John, covered in blood and exhausted, came out of the shadows and hugged his brother long and hard before freeing Xax.
"Many thanks, human. We owe you a life long debt. "
John waved, already indifferent, already elsewhere.
"Whatever, man. You would've done the same for me.
From that day forward, Xax's people revered humans. And they treated them with the upmost respect, for warriors capable of holding the sword and the sceptre in equal regard deserved nothing but that.
Besides, you didn't want to piss of a species that can go from peace to war in a week flat. Not with the way they fight.
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Actual author’s notes I’ve written concerning Palpatine/ Darth Sidious (you can probably tell when each note was written)
[you manipulative son of a bitch, fuck off]
[no. NO! YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! NO!!!]
[lol. “Accidentally”. Bitch, you think the audience doesn’t know how much you like to play with your food? Dumbass]
[say it with me: this is a lie, and it’s not going to be the last time]
[sir, do not quote Taylor Swift in front of anyone, especially not Yoda]
[dude. You are a creep. Stop it. You put way too much time and thought into this plan. I’d even go so far as to suggest that you put fifteen times as much time and thought into it as Disney did with the sequel trilogy, which you somehow returned for!]
[he’s a slimy bastard, and he likes to adapt to his surroundings. Katniss is a hunter… but Palpatine… is a predator. 🤭 get it? Because he’s a f*cking groomer, and a loser]
[you don’t mean that, you bitch. Stay away from my honey bunny. Yes, I referred to Anakin as my honey bunny. Leave me alone. He’s my emotional support blorbo. One of my emotional support blorbos. LEAVE ME ALONE!]
[bitch, you are speaking from experience! STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY BABIES! GET AWAY, YOU ASSH*LE!]
[sir???? Tell me how you’re not evil???? Just because you didn’t make children fight to the death on live television, forcing people to watch year after year… doesn’t make you any less evil than Snow. You groomed the Chosen One, you crafted a plot to destroy the Republic, you abused your own apprentice- yes, he was also evil- and tortured Luke Skywalker… in front of his own father! AND THEN YOU SOMEHOW CAME BACK!]
[sheev, you’re a terrible actor]
[a groomer, and a loser, need I remind you]
[do you know, as soon as I wrote that sentence, I threw up in my fucking mouth? Disgusting]
[no. No. Stay away. Fuck off, Palpatine]
[really, dude? You’re gonna keep up the charade even though you know you’re fucking compromised by the literal king of sniffing out bullshit? Okay, go off, I guess]
[dude. Go away. Just… don’t even take acting lessons. You’re… you’re fucking terrible at this, Sheev]
[Sheev. I can see… the vomit… in your mouth. You shithead. I’m… so sorry, everyone. I’m so angry. Maybe I should- Sorry]
[ironic considering you want to plunge it into FUCKING DARKNESS! 😤 IM IN YOUR WALLS, YOU GOBSHITE!]
[fuck, man. You annoyed Lucy Pevensie!]
[no. No. DON’T ENGAGE IN THE TIME LORD MATING DANCE! OMG!]
[in the words of Mac Kahey in his Minecraft video: Who are you? What are you? What are you?! Why are you coming towards me?! You can go! You can leave! You can leave me alone! That’s what you can do for free!!!!!]
[the fuck do you mean?! The life of a Jedi is not ordinary! THEY HAVE FUCKING LASER SWORDS! Now look what you’ve made me do! I’ve pandered to George Lucas once again! Shit!]
[sir. Do not compliment my emotional support blorbo]
[ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary friends, introducing the conductor of the toxic gossip train. A groomer, a loser, and Satan]
[the fucking irony here… BECAUSE YOURE TALKING TO THE CHOSEN ONE, WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, IT MAKES ME SICK!]
[is it as bad as your breath?]
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I finished my first Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough a couple days ago, so now it's time to talk about it, because I keep meaning to generally talk about my characters more and then I don't do that. So I'm doing it.
Things will get spoilery after the first couple of screenshots.
Yezka'al started as a githyanki fighter (who would become an eldritch knight) from a noble background. It's a little unclear in this game/5E context what noble means for githyanki, but certainly what it meant for Yezka'al was that they did not want to be bossed around by Lae'zel and butted heads with her a lot to begin with. I figure they got snatched by the nautiloid while on their first mind-flayer hunt.
Although, since you do get this line about calling Tu'narath your home, maybe my original interpretation of coming from a noble background as being one of the githyanki who lives in Tu'narath works still?
Anyway, Yezka'al made a lot of bad choices to begin with, because they didn't understand the prime or the people on it and also they were just extremely laser-focused on getting the tadpole out whatever way would work and getting back to killing a mind-flayer.
Not understanding that people don't usually like it when you just up and kill someone, even if that person was a bad person, led to everyone except Zevlor being dead in Emerald Grove, and that... kind of set the tone for things. People kept ending up dead where they went. They realized this was a problem eventually and were better about it after making the truly bad choice of letting Isobel get kidnapped for no real reason (since they, y'know, didn't actually try infiltration at any other point).
But generally their character arc went from this:
To this:
Honestly, I've never successfully played a character who went the self-sacrificing route before (the closest I came was one DA:O character who was all set up to do it but I knew by then that Alistair would just jump in her stead anyway), so that was new. Also tough. But the whole point of freeing Orpheus was so that he could overthrow the Lich Queen and free the githyanki, and how would he do that as an illithid? It turned out to be a satisfying if not completely good ending for Yezka'al.
(Apparently there's a third option if you have Karlach in your party, but unfortunately Yezka'al kind of cut her head off and turned it in for a cool sword, so they didn't have that option.)
People could be forgiven for assuming Yezka'al's hair was red because they were basically always covered in blood whenever they weren't in camp.
As for how the various companions fared (not including anyone I failed to even encounter):
Astarion: Yezka'al mostly took him around because they wanted to be able to get through locked doors and open chests, and also kept getting blown up by traps. They did not get along. Still, they figured maybe if he got a lot of power by becoming a Vampire Ascendant he'd be useful in stopping the Lich Queen and all that, but then he went full villain, so they killed him. RIP.
Gale: Generally just kind of existed? Yezka'al didn't do much with him, beyond pulling him out of a portal. They did say he could have the Crown of Karsus though, because that seemed way better than giving it to Raphael, which they went through a lot of trouble to not actually have to do.
Halsin: He said he'd meet Yezka'al at the camp but also it's fair that he didn't because he probably found out that they killed the entire rest of his druid circle and that's gotta be a bummer. (This also might have been a bug. I don't know, but it made sense.)
Jaheira: That little incident with letting Isobel get kidnapped caused the doom of absolutely everyone in the Last Light Inn except for Yezka'al and companions, and that included Jaheira. RIP.
Karlach: Wyll wanted to kill her, Yezka'al was offered a cool sword to do it, they did it. Then Wyll got all uncertain about it and they got annoyed. RIP.
Lae'zel: Became best friends and fellow rebels, after the intial "who's the better githyanki warrior who's actually destined for greatness" rivalry faded.
Minthara: Killed while generally rampaging through the goblin area, but I suspect that's pretty common. RIP?
Shadowheart: Despite the fact that Yezka'al's initial reaction to her was basically that they just did not care, she clearly took this as support, and eventually the two actually did end up getting along well. She became a cleric of Selune. (Yezka'al didn't care about killing the Nightsong or not, and just let her make the choice. They'd have been cool with the other way, too.)
Wyll: Kind of got left in camp for almost the whole game and just had bad things happen to him and around him, because Yezka'al just didn't much get along with him, and even after they killed Astarion Gale seemed more useful.
There was no explicit option to tell people "look, I'm going to become a mind-flayer to get this thing done, but once we've accomplished our goals kill me", but I figure they probably did tell Lae'zel that while coming to their decision and that's how it'll happen after the hopefully-successful rebellion. (I mean, if it's not successful, they'll probably be dead anyway.)
On that cheerful note, I'm on to my next playthrough!
This is Vethryn. He woke up with a really bad headache and can't remember anything but his name, and he has an urge to kill, but he's dressed as a paladin and has a book about paladin oaths, so that means he probably is one, right? Surely he would have been a good person and he just can't remember it? Yeah, that adds up.
He's probably actually going to end up killing less people and doing more miscellaneous quests than Yezka'al did, honestly, despite that little occasional murder problem... so that'll be interesting.
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I am going to do a top 10 favorite video games list for no particular reason
Hello, hey. So these are games that I've greatly enjoyed past and present and appeal to my particular interests and tastes. I like games to tell stories. I don't mean a written narrative with a beginning, middle and end. What I like is what some would call "emergent storytelling", which is a pretentious name but explains adequately how I enjoy my games to be played. I want to come out of a session of a game with a memorable story to tell, or even just remember to myself.
Anyway, here's the list.
10. Minecraft
Minecraft is a modern classic and the reason it's low on the list is because I enjoy it in theory way more than I do in practice. It's probably the platonic ideal of a sandbox game, full of interactible objects that can be refined into new items and materials for crafting, building, and generally just doing whatever you feel like.
And that freedom is what I enjoy about it. In the wacky block-world of Minecraft, you're able to do whatever you want. Build structures, focus solely on crafting the biggest sharpest sword ever, or just get a fishing rod and chill.
What I don't like so much is that singleplayer and the vast majority of public multiplayer servers are really bad at using this freedom to its fullest potential. There's so many possible interactions between entities and players and yet the pubs I've visited focus solely on adding artficial structure to the game, which I find uninteresting. If anyone can recommend a good Minecraft server free of unpleasant externalities, drop it on the comments or reblogs please.
9. Dwarf Fortress
Dwarf Fortress is Minecraft's unhinged grandpa. I believe it has been directly cited as an inspiration for Minecraft way back in the day. It has gained some popularity over the years but I'd wager as lot of people would dismiss it as some nerd game for gatekeeping losers, but there's a genuinely cool core inside it that is the reason everyone likes it so much.
The beating heart of Dwarf Fortress is its world generation. As a traditional roguelike (as in, a game like Rogue), Dwarf Fortress will generate a whole world to your desired specifications not unlike Minecraft. Very unlike Minecraft, however, it will populate the world with factions of historical figures, beasts and other entities and then simulate the history of this realm for as long as you'd like.
This is the part that the brothers Adams, the game's creators, focus the most on, and is the reason the game has earned a spot in the Museum of Modern Art in New York.
As a player, you get to influence this world by either controlling a colony of Dwarves, playing as a custom Adventurer and questing about the land, or just reading the Legends entries to find out what has happened in the vast history you created.
The gripes I have with it are that Adventure mode, my favorite part of the game, isn't very deep or fleshed out currently. The game also suffers from a hellish type of maximalism that makes it almost impenetrable without some sort of guidance and in some cases, external software. Still, it is a crowning achievement in game design and development and is one of the best games of all time, no doubt.
8. Fallout New Vegas
This is a cult classic game developed by Obsidian software under contract for Bethesda. As I understand it, Obsidian included some of the original staff of Black Isle and Interplay who worked on the OG Fallout games, which were isometric turn-based RPGs.
This is the most accessible and faithful Fallout game one can play in current year. The essence of Fallout, for me, has always been a laser focus on the player character. You never get to control your party members, though you can indirectly suggest commands that they will try their best to follow, often unsuccessfully. The game is about the dude or gal you make and play as: you get to customize how they look, what their physical and mental attributes are, and you have minute control over them down to the very words they speak, to the detriment of pretty much everything else.
Complementing that is the setting. West Coast Fallout is the most enthralling setting I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing in any medium, and it's a great playground to put your character designs to the test. You really have to commit to your character and see things from their perspective, and the world is reactive enough to reward you for doing so. OG Fallout and New Vegas are some of the smartest written games in the market and anyone who loves stories should give them a try.
7. PAYDAY 2
As much as I like stories and emergent gameplay, sometimes I'm in the mood to unwind by listening to some bopping music and clicking on bad men with guns. PAYDAY 2 is a co-op shooter in the vein of Left 4 Dead, only instead of shooting crazed zombies you get to shoot crazed cops.
Despite being co-op, most of my hours on it have been spent solo and I wouldn't have it any other way. The game is full of customization options and progression systems to make the arguably repetitive gameplay loop very addicting, and the shooting and movement mechanics put a lot of games to shame to this very day.
There's no shame in enjoying a good old heist and shootout every now and then. I'm not above that.
6. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly
Anomaly for me is the perfect STALKER game. In case you are not aware, STALKER is a series revolving around the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, or simply "Zone" for short, in some kind of alternate reality where the incident at Chernobyl was either caused by or resulted in supernatural happenings, known as Anomalies.
As far as I remember, the mainline STALKER games never captured my imagination too much because of their linear progression. STALKER Anomaly remedies this by opening up the world of both Shadow of Chernobyl and Clear Skies and levying the complete potential of the A-Life system.
It reminds me a lot of Dwarf Fortress, in that it is a sandbox game with a deep simulation layer and emergent actors going about their day dynamically in a scale as large as could be reasonably expected of video game software. It doesn't fall into the trap that so many survival games do where the survival challenge takes place in an empty lifeless world that is very, very boring. The world of STALKER Anomaly is full of life, conflict, humor and terror.
5. XCOM 2
I have a complicated relationship with XCOM 2. It's easily my favorite XCOM game due to the sheer level of character customization, from picking how your dudes look to giving them names and bios and then getting to watch them die horribly on the hands of some alien monster. This contrast is very deliberate: the game wants you to get attached to your soldiers to raise the stakes and generate tension.
The strategy is great, with deep combat that is rewarding to learn and a less deep but serviceable micromanaging minigame aboard your base of operations. The thing I don't like about this game is that the high difficulty and the punishing nature of failure make it a very stressful game to play.
When things are going your way, it provides the highest highs. When your squad gets wiped and takes your precious soldiers with it, you're dragged to the lowest lows. It's an intense experience but by no means a boring one.
4. Wildermyth
Wildermyth is the most slept-on game I've ever seen on the market. The best way I can describe it is it's a fantasy-themed strategy RPG with a choose-your-own-adventure storytelling format, but that description doesn't really do it justice.
Wildermyth greatly rewards imagination and creativity. The main feature of the game is being able to import your custom heroes from previous campaigns into later ones as supporting party members or even main characters. And this isn't some token feature made for you to look at your dudes and say "Yeah that's them". The procedural nature of the storytelling means that your characters can interact. They can cause trouble and build relationships, get wounded and even die, all with explicit acknowledgement from the game.
It's a story generator that doesn't skip on telling the story. The little event popups are well written, with lots of attention to detail and variations depending on the relationships and personalities of the characters involved. It's a game I'd easily recommend to anyone who enjoys creating characters and stories or even just strategy games in general, although admittedly the depth of the combat is a bit on the lighter side.
3. Devil May Cry 3
DMC3 is the perfect action game. DMC5 comes close but 3 for me clutches it because it's a lot more focused. Over the years the series has added increasing complexity which raised the skill ceiling far above what most people could possibly ever reach. There is exactly one person on Youtube I'm aware of who can be said to have completely mastered these games and watching them play is a sight to behold. Look up donguri if you'd like to see what that looks like.
As for me, I prefer the simplicity of the third game. It doesn't give you so many options that not using them just feels like playing the game wrong, it wants you to get good on your own terms and greatly rewards your investment in mastering its combat. There's nothing quite like playing a game and just feeling how well you're doing, how easily you can breeze through previously hard challenges.
Few games have motivated me to try and completely master them, but DMC3 manages it and does so in a way that's entertaining and fun throughout.
2. Titanfall 2
Titanfall 2 is the DMC3 of multiplayer shooters. A lot of people dismissed Titanfall back when it first came out and those people are fools. These games are sick.
I know the selling point is piloting big robots but I can't stress enough that for me, that's secondary. It's all about the Pilot gameplay outside of the robot. The movement tech in this game is insane and the difference between how a seasoned player moves around is night and day compared to a new or inexperienced player.
I've seen a lot of people say that the purest skill based multiplayer shooter is Quake. Maybe that's true, but Quake is also a very static experience. Titanfall 2 proves that you can have highly skilled competition without skipping out on customization and self expression.
The satisfaction of mastering a game goes double when you're up against people who have the potential to be just as skilled as you are. It's the whole reason multiplayer games endure despite being sometimes more repetitive than their singleplayer counterparts. Competition is fun and motivates people to get even better and practice their game harder. It's a great feedback loop of deep enjoyment.
1. The Sims 4
So why would I put what is considered by many the worst Sims game at the top of this list? It's going against some pretty heavyweight games here. Well, hear me out.
I believe this is the pinnacle of life-sim "cozy" games. I never got into Animal Crossing because to me, the characters feel lifeless. The complaining about New Horizons' NPCs always rung a little hollow to me because in my opinion they feel exactly as boring as all the villagers in any other game.
Sims has always been more interesting to me in no small part due to customization of your characters, but also because they interact in ways that are fundamentally more interesting. They can fight, become friends with each other, engage in romances and these relationship stages can seamlessly progress from one to another.
It's like having your own little TV show that you can watch daily. And on top of that, Sims 4 in specific is the most stable version of the game by far.
Going back to Sims 2, it has eccentricities I don't really like. Aging is so fast, and time works in a bizarre way that takes me out of the experience, with only the playable household being able to age. Sims 3 doesn't run well no matter what I do to it, and it's not very friendly to rotational play, which is something I enjoy doing.
Sims 4 is arguably shallower than its counterparts but the fact that it's so frictionless is enough to put it head and shoulders above the rest. The graphics looking very nice doesn't hurt either. I've played it for over 1000 hours and I probably will continue to do so.
It's a very relaxing game that makes me feel at ease, as a very anxious person. I love it and I can't thanks Maxis enough for what they have created.
#video games#top 10 list#the sims 4#devil may cry#titanfall 2#xcom 2#stalker anomaly#wildermyth#payday 2#minecraft#dwarf fortress#fallout new vegas
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Random ideas for the Undertale AU I was talking about (gonna call it KonnieTale cuz im 90% GodTale is taken :<)
Konnie as Sans (Pretty self explanatory):
Less puns, more fourth wall breaking
First time the player meets him: "Bet'cha were expecting Sans, eh kid?"
Still goes to Grillby's, but instead of ketchup, he drinks vodka (so Grillby's is an actual bar now)
For his boss fight:
Bone attacks are replaced by ice spikes and his sword
Gaster Blasters are replaced by little black holes that fire dark lasers or something idk
Instead of inflicting poison, his attacks inflict CORRUPTION, which basically does the same thing, but slightly more damage
More HP and ATK than Sans, because he's not a frail ass skeleton
Still dodges though, and makes quips when he does so
Not a fight you canonically win, when you get him down to 0 HP, he blocks the final blow with his sword, and a little cutscene plays where he stabs you or something idk, but it still counts as you beating the genocide run
Sorry for the dump lol, but if you have any questions or suggestions let me know please!!!!! (Also feel free to draw anything I described, not just to you Peyton but to anyone who wants to)
OOO YOURE RIGHT I SHOULD TOTALLY DO A LIL DOODLE OF THIS NSKDJRJR
Ahhh i loveeee
I love the stabby cutscene in my brain it looks cool with sick shadows and stufff
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Meet doctor lyndon chevonne
He is also known as the good doctor.
after suffering from an accident that lead to him becoming paralyzed from the neck down He grew miserable. He could no longer do his research which ironically was the study of curing paralisis and disorders such as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva (FOP) ( a rare muskuloskeletal condition where, after birth and progressively through life, muscles and tendons are gradually transformed into bone (a process called ossification). This creates a second “skeleton” of extra bone, which makes movement impossible.). That is until an omnic approached him, this omnic promised him a new body, a new life. Now The doctor was sceptical at first but having no other option he gave in and agreed. The only condition was that he serves this omnic and joins talon. He is given a surgery that replaces all of his major parts with robotic ones, eventually leading to him wanting to go fully robotic. The only thing is that he keeps his brain and hair (he saves it and then turns it into a permanent wig that is glued to his head). He now works for talon and pedals the message that robots and humans should become one, only then will the world be truly free. He is completely against segregation and racism against the omnics, getting pissed at anyone who even brings up the topic that discourages or puts down omnics. Not only does he believe that omnics are good but he believes that they will make the future better. He does not care for junkers and often targets them for their hateful and disgusting treatment of omnics and how they are so egotistical that they destroyed their own home. He carries a giant sword that can split in half down the middle to the hilt in order to release a large blast/laser of energy. He also has projectile weapons that sigma helped him develop, however they are highly flamable and tend to catch things on fire when shot, this will leave burn damage. He is also able to teleport at will however it does take a few minutes to cool down otherwise his body will overheat and he will become paralyzed for a bit.
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I NEED a hand kiss from this man
KISSING MEME PROMPTS [ALWAYS ACCEPTING *WINK WONKS*]
How many times have they crossed swords like this, in the dead of night, surrounded by the heat of concentrated lasers slicing through alloy and the steady rumble of working machinery.
For Roche, he can't- doesn't want- to think about anything else that may have come before. Listless days spent chasing hazy ghosts of a time that he had the unfortunate luck of not being born into, hoping to catch the phantom glint of a thousand headlights creating a river of chaotic cries and roaring engines. Pushing a beat up old 500cc to it's very limits until he tasted blood and asphalt. Grainy footage of men and women proudly flaunting their rebellious rage with long coats emblazoned by the finest and most time consuming of hand embroidery, slogans and symbols that carried more weight than the very fist of God.
Was there ever a time that actually mattered- before fate had sent a certain Cloud Strife across his winding path? Had anyone made his heartbeat leap straight out of his throat quite like the blonde casting a dismissive glare in his direction- all while he stood in stark, defiant opposition to the intensity of Roche's increasingly wild demands?
He'd long thought his hungers to be insatiable. Maybe they never would be appeased, not by anything of earthly value anyway, but Mister ex-SOLDIER managed- had came the closest to maybe quieting the ever present growling of his desire for just... More.
More speed, more adrenaline, more challenges, more danger- If he didn't reach for everything, then what was the point?
If he couldn't have everything that Cloud had to give, then he didn't want to bother having him at all.
He'd once said that there might not be a place for their particular kind of fire. Sad, but true- perhaps.
When he reaches for him, it's in a shower of bullets and sparks flying from scraping metal. The smell of exhaust and ozone, oil and brimstone. A flash of bared fangs as he tugs a leather glove free from his hand, tossing it aside. Gently does he trail the tips of his bare fingers along the blonde's forearm before giving a turn of the wrist- cradling the fellow warrior's hand within his open palm. Roche leans out of the saddle of his trusty mount and presses his lips to the valleys of battle torn knuckles calloused from combat.
They'll always have tonight.
Always, or never.
#omnilimit#✧ WRITING#*inhales deeply* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY#✧ THE FIRE WILL BURN US BOTH [OMNILIMIT]#you get ur own ship tag now#even if it's entirely ONE SIDED HA HA HA
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Din trying to escape his responsibilities as Ruler of Mandalore
#the mandalorian#din djaren#he didn’t sign up for all this#anyone want a free laser sword#fanart#mandalore#fake nose and glasses
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[slides into your ask box like] can I prompt literally anything involving baby clones? It can be any of the AUs (Babysitter Han, one of the other time-travel fics, an inexplicable de-aging fic immediately post-battle where Anakin's grounded for medical reasons and has to take care of a clone toddlers) I just. I'm having feelings? About babies. The tubies need so much love.
I am SO glad you said this because I’ve been obsessed with this art of bb Rex and bb Soka (they’re so small.. so round... so squish... ✪o✪ T-T), but since canon baby clones are a topic that is unremittingly depressing, let’s do Phantom of the Past AU.
Here’s what happens:
Anakin, who is down an apprentice and up a little brother, decides that he’s actually, like, really good at this sibling thing. ‘Oh, I know,’ he thinks, ‘since Ahsoka isn’t old enough to be a Padawan yet, but I miss her, she can just be my little sister!’ He doesn’t bother to get anyone else’s input, because he’s Anakin.
He waltzes into the Temple, finds Ahsoka in the crèche, and gets down on his knees, and says,
“Hey, kiddo, want to come on an adventure?”
Because Ahsoka is seven, and Anakin is cool, and Jedi children are taught to trust Knights (even Knights that really should have a nanny 24/7, or at least, like, a jiminy cricket), she agrees readily.
Anakin does all sorts of things that siblings do with her— or at least what he thinks siblings to together. He teaches her how to hold laser swords, they have pillow fights, they land on a remote planet and help cull an infestation of gundarks, and there’s at least one afternoon where they go to the zoo and ice cream melts all over their hands. (Fortunately, Anakin is at least peripherally aware of the fact that Ahsoka had a hard time with incredible violence the last go around, so he doesn’t expose her to as much of it as he might have.)
Eventually, though, they end up on Kamino, because Ahsoka misses having kids her age around and Anakin refuses to take her back to the Temple, where Obi-Wan will undoubtedly be waiting to give him a disappointed look.
Ahsoka takes to the babies.
Like, really takes to them.
(In her defense, they’re SO cute, and the older ones are almost universally willing to try to fight her.)
At one point, Anakin, who doesn’t really understand the concept of children, shows her Rex, because they’re totally gonna be best friends here too.
Ahsoka is mildly disappointed and highly disinterested. Rex is a baby. He does nothing besides sleep and cry.
But then Rex starts walking.
She LOVES it. He’s like a little wobbly tower that keeps falling over. She makes him little mazes. She puts toys a couple feet away from him and watches him toddle towards them. She levitates him with the Force. She levitates him and most of his batchmates with the Force all at once. It’s the best.
All the clones, for the record, think she’s awesome. They were being trained to protect Jedi already, but this is a Jedi who’s their age! And she has powers! And sparring skills! And is willing to catapult them off of high objects whenever they ask!
They’re already getting a more rounded education (with options for tons of hobbies), and they have lots of free time, so in general all the clones are a lot happier.
But then Ahsoka shows up and introduces them to the concept of citywide paintball.
They adopt her that evening.
#BABIES!!!! BABIES!!!!!!#phantom of the past au#asks#phoenixyfriend#star wars#star wars au#willow's aus#ahsoka tano#captain rex#baby clones#long post
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In honor of the glorious pride month (Coming up soon), please enjoy these Miraculous Pride Headcanons!
Inspired by this post by @transvoltronhc
You a TERF? Fuck off, beeyatch!
Marinette- The Pan Trans Queen we all Need 🏳️⚧️
She/Her- Pansexual/Polyamorous
Every time Marinette inhales, a terf gets punched
Every time Marinette exhales, a trans kid gets a flag
She and Nathaniel supply the face paint
She’s very vocal at pride and gets super violent with protesters
Marinette: *Punching protester while her friends cheer* I don’t wanna see your disgusting face here ever again, you filthy pig! Same goes for the rest of you!
Terfs go to protest, walk away covered in bruises and with a tiny crush on the bluenette
Got into a muscle-flexing contest and won first
Dyed her hair the colors of the pan flag and walks around with a brightly colored, bedazzled trans flag cape
Supplies juice boxes and cookies for the pride kids
She and Marc pass out colorful binders, flower crowns, and starter makeup kits
Drag Queens and Kings LOVE her and are always giving her hugs whenever she walks by / She’s even been commissioned by them to make outfits for their next shows. The audience loved them
Alya- The Badass Pansexual Pirate 🏴☠️
She/Her but is not opposed to They/Them
Actually has dressed like a pirate with a sword the colors of her flag. Anarka was so proud
Will punch TERFs with their Pan bestie any day
Ships random people
Leaves many girls swooning as she walks by in her thigh high leather boots
Alya: Sorry ladies, I’m spoken for. *Kisses Nino*
No one dares to flirt with her because she’s out of everyone’s league
One protester made a transphobic comment about Nino, and Alya immediately hit em with a frying Pan
The chaotic aunt of pride
Death drops are flawless!
Hands out phone cases they painted the colors of different pride flags
Born This Way is her anthem
Has many pride-themed superhero tank-tops ‘Super Gay 4 Super Girl’ ‘I’m Bi Man’ ‘Deadpool was at Stonewall’
Nino- The Insanely Cool Bi Trans Guy 😎🏳️⚧️
He/Him
Marinette made him a bedazzled cape so they could match
Mari and Kim’s brother in Transness
Dresses in hoodies no matter how hot it is
One of the mom friends. / Everyone wants to be adopted by him. / He once put everyone on baby leashes so they wouldn’t wander off
Everyone refers to him as “Trans DJ Jesus” because he wore sandals with a long curly wig one time. (To this day, no one knows why he did it)
Takes a five-minute break to Vogue with the drag queens
Supplies the music while skateboarding. He blasts every gay national anthem known to humankind
Alya, Adrien, Marinette, and Kim are very protective of him. Once, a TERF pushed him to the ground. Alya, Marinette, and Kim beat up the TERF while Adrien treated his friend to some ice cream
Adrien- Shit! We lost the baby! 🏳️🌈😱
He/Him & She/Her- Bigender/Bisexual/Polyamorous
Can’t stop, won’t stop wandering off because he’s never been to a Pride parade before
He was surprised at how accepting his father was. Although, it probably had something to do with Nathalie and Gorilla threatening to expose him as Hawkmoth if he didn’t let Adrien go
The class goes ballistic whenever she goes missing and will interrogate anyone
Myléne: *Interrogating a drag queen* Are you hiding him in your wig?! / Marinette: Get her out! She’s so frail! Her dad doesn’t feed her! / Nino: Found him! He was getting ice cream. / Myléne: ... You are free to go.
Nino has to put him on a baby leash every time
Drinks the most juice boxes and eats the most ice cream
Can’t tell when he’s being flirted with / Rando: Hey, cutie. / Adrien: ... My name is Adrien.
Bigender legwarmers, bracelets, and headbands
Dresses in pastels every year, and people just wanna hug him / He's happy to oblige and will hug anyone / Vows to hug the hate out of protesters
Every time Adrien smiles or laughs, a transgender child is accepted by friends and family and then gets a flower crown
Keeps getting asked if she and Marinette are dating. / Adrien: No, we’re just shopping buddies. (Secretly wishes for more)
A girl once asked if he was Cinderella when he wore a blue headband, and he immediately said yes. Now every week for Pride month, she dresses as a different Disney Princess
Nearly fainted when Marinette and Luka entered a flexing contest and Luka’s sleeves tore
Kim- Mari and Nino’s Bi brother in Trans Pride🏳️⚧️
He/Him & They/Them- Gender nonconforming
Kim: I’m a guy, I like blouses and heels, deal with it, people!
Kim/Mari/Nino: Bedazzled Cape Squad!
Muscle shirts and converse sneakers / Has a tank top that reads, ‘I flexed so hard the sleeves came off’
Got into a muscle-flexing contest against Luka and Marinette and got third place (No one beats Marinette)
Also can’t tell when they’re being flirted with
Alix and Max convinced him to dress in drag, and he went all out. Now he has the respect of many drag queens. And every pride parade, he wears heels and a huge wig
Gives everyone (Mainly Max) piggyback rides
Asked Max to be his boyfriend at one pride parade, and people thought it was so cute! They named that day, ‘Kimax Day’
Max- Not a Robot, I’m Agender 🤖
They/Them
Has many pride tank-tops and pins with puns / ‘Error 404 Gender Not Found’ ‘I Don’t Speak Binary Code’ ‘2/3 of the Invisible Trio’
Has Marinette paint their cheeks the colors of the agender and asexual flags
Has one of those digital backpacks with pixelated images on the front
Downloads Pride songs for Markov to blasts from their speakers
When they and Alix convinced Kim to dress in drag, Max may or may not have drooled a bit
Progress Pride Flag cape, socks, and nails
When protestors attack, Max goes all LGBT scientist on their butts, explaining the difference between gender and sex, what hormone blockers actually do, and how not every gay person has AIDS
Once beat up a sleazy protester for... Feeling Kim down there / Max: *Hitting protester with a baseball bat* If you ever do that again, I will fit Markov with a laser and have them slice your rotten dick off!
Marinette and Nathaniel helped them make pride bracelets with the sexualities and gender identities written in binary code. The pride nerds LOVED them
Nathaniel: Our Beautiful BiRomantic Son 🎨
He/Him
He and Marinette paint everyone’s faces before every pride parade
Painted an asexual heart on his Bi flag and wore it as a cape
Cuffed jeans, boots, tucked-in shirt, beanie, pride buttons / Paints pride flags on his denim jacket and shorts
Marc does his makeup, and he looks fabulous
His grandma teaches him how to fight in case of violent Christian protesters / Grandma: Sweetie, you’re Jewish and Bisexual, the world is gonna tear you apart. Learn how to give a mean left hook.
Once took over a face painting booth, now he does it every Pride Month
Enters the 'Crush a watermelon between your thighs' contest every time and always wins first
Saw couples cosplaying as Mightillustrator and Inverser, and cried tears of joy
He and Marc cosplay as couples at every pride parade. The fan favorites are Keith and Lance, Tweek and Craig, and Michael and Rich
CANNOT have too much sugar or he goes crazy and wakes up with no memories of what he did
The next day after an intense sugar high, people were saluting as he walked by and calling him ‘General of the Bisexual Battalion’ / He’s not complaining or questioning it / He has an army now and will one day take over all of Europe. Then the world.
Marc: The Rainbow Flag has Taken a Human Form🏳️🌈
Nonbinary- He/Him & They/Them
A True Pride Legend
Born on June 1st at a pride parade.
A singer helped deliver him, his cord was cut by a sword Lesbian, he was swaddled in a drag queen’s glitter cape, and their name was thought of by a drag king
This moment was so beautiful that many protesters cried and decided to join the parade
Everyone will literally stop what they’re doing just to get a picture with them / Everyone loves Marc!
Got into a splits contest and won
Makes flower crowns and knits rainbow flag scarves to pass out to everyone
Certified Mom Friend
Does everyone's makeup
Loses his shit when his shorter friends get lost in crowds
Hugs pride kids who were forced to sneak out or were kicked out of their homes then buys them ice cream / He and Nathaniel have adopted over fifty Pride kids who were kicked out of their homes
Joins Adrien in dressing like a Disney Princess. He SLAYED as Snow White
It may not seem like it, but Marc can throw a punch and fight with one hand right behind their back
Beat up a transphobic asshole for trying to “correct” a trans boy by forcing himself onto him. / They never did find the man’s body. In fact, all of his personal information was gone. Almost like he had never even existed... / Marc looks cute, but he can be terrifying when he needs to be
Alix: Two Out of 3 💚💜🖤🤍
She/Her & They/Them
Leaves many girls swooning as they skate by
Devious little shit
She doesn’t beat up protesters like her classmates. She pranks them until they cry / One year, they all ended up covered in rainbow glitter and pink feathers / Adrien and Rose help them make glitter bombs to throw at protesters, then they run away giggling
Wears sarcastic Pride shirts and black shorts with her roller skates
She and Jalil come out to their father every June
Alix: Father. I am AroAce! / Jalil: Also, I am gay! / Alim: Kids, I know. You’ve been doing this every year. / Jalil: Well... Thank you for being an ally!
This is the only time she’ll wear makeup / She wears it like war paint. Only it’s rainbow
Drinks the most juice out of everyone
Ships people with Alya. SHIPPING BUDS!
Myléne: Smol Asexual Bean ♠️
She/Her
Goes all out for Pride Month / Rolls around in glitter with Rose and Sabrina before every parade
Dyes her hair all rainbow / Wears a ‘Shakespeare was Here’ shirt with her asexual flag skirt
Has also beaten up homophobes and transphobes
Is the most vocal when it comes to putting those assholes in their place. Ivan has to hold her back sometimes
After an acephobe after they made certain comments (You ace folk know what I’m talkin ‘bout) She roundhouse kicked them / Every protester knows not to mess with the bohemian girl
Will blast The PROM soundtrack at max volume from her phone
Cosplays as musical characters. Veronica Sawyer was a fan favorite
Part of the “Where the Hell is Adrien?” Squad
Ivan: My Girlfriend is Stronger than Me, and it’s So Hot 💪😍
Prefers He/Him but is cool with other pronouns - Questioning his gender so isn’t using any labels right now
The responsible auncle
Mari and Alya’s partner in Pansexuality/ He can’t help if everyone is attractive, he just can’t!
Looks like he can kill you, but is actually a cinnamon role. Myléne on the other hand...
Has let Marc do their makeup and nails, and looks gorgeous!
Did drag. Slayed. Rocks those three-inch heels.
Tank tops and shorts club
Like Marinette, no one dares to flirt with him. Not because he’s out of their league, but because they’re scared of his girlfriend
Dyes his blonde tuft pastel pink every year
More pacifistic than her friends are when it comes to protesters, but if the right buttons are pressed, hell shall be raised
They join Alya and Alix in shipping random people
Rose: The Lovely Lipstick Lesbian💄
She/Her- Breaking lesbian stereotypes est. 2004
The kind aunt who supports all of her niblings
Has been going to pride with her dads since she was born/ One of her dads is a retired drag queen
Wears her rainbow fairy wings every year
Has a lesbian flag with dozens of girls' phone numbers written on it. / Doesn’t wear it anymore now that she has Juleka
Throws fistfuls of glitter at protesters and yells at them, “LIGHTEN UP!”
Sprinkles glitter on pride kids and tells them to sparkle
Marinette helps her make rainbow unicorn plushies to hand out to children every year
Dresses as Disney Princesses with Adrien and Marc. Princess Squad!
Bakes cookies to pass around
Drag Kings and Queens love this girl! She’s cute, loud, and carries glitter everywhere
Butch lesbians learn not to flirt with her after their encounter with Juleka
To piss of protesters, she dipped Juleka and kissed her for ten whole seconds / Rose: I bet your husbands don’t love you like that. / Drag Queens: BUUUUUURN!
Juleka: The Gay Witch 🖤🏳️🌈
She/Her & They/Them - Total lesbian
Was there when Marc was born, and will never forget that day. (She has an impressive memory, even as a baby)
They swore they saw a rainbow when he was born
Dresses as a witch and wears red eye contacts to every pride event so she freaks out protesters
Has actually cursed them / They just bought the spellbook off of Amazon
Carries around a rainbow parasol
Carries Rose under every threshold she comes across
Is a lot louder at pride events than on regular days
She actually sang Girls Like Girls up on stage, and everyone went wild
Sometimes wears suits
When they saw Rose being flirted with by some butch lesbians, they went ballistic / Now the butch lesbians are terrified of her forever
She and Luka help out with painting her friends’ nails and dying their hair
Dyes her hair rainbow every pride month
Luka: The Responsible Hot & Chaotic Auncle 💖💚💙
Agender- They/Them, He/Him, She/Her - Polysexual/Polyamorous
“For me, gender is like silence... I’m just not into it.”
Doesn’t really care what pronouns people use for him
Wears dresses to every pride parade. Anarka and Juleka have never been so proud
Is always doing drag cosplay. Marc and Nathaniel have never been so proud / They had people gawking when they did Jessica Rabbit cosplay
Purposely bends over in front of people, while wearing leggings, skirts, skinny jeans, or short shorts. Marinette, Kagami, and Adrien got nosebleeds
Marinette/Kagami/Adrien: Luka's ass in those shorts is a Godsend.
Dyes her hair rainbow every pride parade
The minute June starts, they’ll get up in the morning, grab their Polysexual flag, and just run around the city
Has been coming up with Pride songs to sing at protesters. Many of the songs insult them. / Luka: Okay! This one goes out to the trash behind barriers, it’s called, “Please shut the fuck up, you homophobic dildos!”
Got into a flexing contest and won second, but at the cost of their sequined sleeves
Asked Adrien, Marinette, and Kagami to be his significant others at a pride event. They all said yes
Has carried Adrien and Marinette on her biceps, and Kagami on her shoulders
Adrien: ... I marrying them first. / Marinette: Get in the back of the line, blonde wonder! / Kagami: Both of you move to the back.
Kagami: While You Were Busy Being Hetero, I Studied the Blade 🗡
She/Her - PanRomantic/Polyamorous
Surprisingly, her mother was very supportive. She even bought Kagami a rainbow sword / Turns out, Tamoe had a few flings herself. 😉
Kagami came out to the whole fencing team by wearing a pansexual-flag print fencing mask. Adrien squealed all through practice
She didn’t quite understand what polyamory meant and was confused as to why she had crushes on Adrien, Marinette, and Luka at the same time
After a bit of explaining and reassuring her that it was totally normal and not being disloyal to a partner, Kagami came to terms with being polyamorous
Tamoe allowed Kagami to go to her first Pride Parade. On the condition that she take her sword to ward off protesters
She was so overwhelmed and wasn’t entirely sure what to do until she found Marinette, Luka, and Adrien in the crowd with their friends
The four of them hung out together and got closer
Believes Adrien in pastels is one of the purest things on Earth
When Marinette and Luka entered the flexing contest, Kagami had to keep Adrien and herself from fainting
When Luka asked her, Marinette, and Adrien to be his significant others she tried to resist the urge to jump and squeal, but couldn’t hold it in
Likes it when Marinette wraps her trans flag around her. It’s so warm
Chased off a protester and TERF with her sword. They said some shit about Marinette being ‘fake’, Luka being ‘greedy’, and Adrien being a ‘pansy’, and she just snapped / While screaming in rapid Japanese, she chased about fifty protesters away. Her SOs were so proud.
Sabrina: The Ginger Gent 👑🏳️🌈
She/Her, He/Him in Drag- PanRomantic
Rolls around in glitter, as is a Drag tradition
Dresses in drag. / The Ginger Gent is her drag king name and she’s got like a glam rocker theme going on
Sequined leather jacket, coiffed toupee, glitter makeup
Started doing drag when she was twelve. Her dad supported her wholeheartedly and even entered her in junior drag contests. She took first place three times
Sometimes puts on private drag shows for Chloé. (Nothing weird!)
Marinette helps makes most of her costumes
Luka’s partner in Drag / Together, they kick ass and still look glamorous
A makeup expert (Next to Marc)
Roger taught her self defense / If you're going to Pride, learn to fight
Has taken down thirty protesters, his hair still looks awesome, and there's not a sequin out of place.
Chloé: The Badass Polysexual Demigirl 💖💚💙
She/Her and They/Them
Not really that attracted to guys
Best dressed. / Marc/Luka/Sabrina: She wishes!
Only allows Marc to do their makeup, no one else!
She has her own float in the parade / She passes out rainbow boas
Taking names and kicking butt
Has actually choked a protester with their flag and they don't do a thing about it since they're the mayor's child
Chloe: It pays to have political power. / Marinette: In this situation.
Doesn't tell people, but they came to Marinette, Nino, and Kim about gender stuff when they were questioning their identity
The day was spent teaching Chloe about the trans spectrum until she found the gender that felt right to her
Whenever Chloe gets excited, she makes out with the first girl she comes across. / Many young female protesters started questioning things when the blonde's lips grazed against theirs'
#miraculous ladybug#lgbt headcanons#everyone is gay#happy pride 🌈#love is love#nathaniel x marc#rose x juleka#marinette x adrien x luka x kagami#kim x max#trans Kim#trans Nino#trans Marinette#brotp#lukadrinette#lukadrigaminette#lgbt pride#lgbtq#lesbian#gay#bisexual#transgender#pansexual#asexual#nonbinary#Aromantic#akuma class#polyamory
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Also now that I'm in a loving valentines month mood---can I just thank Sakurai for introducing me to my love of my life faves: Ike, Marth, Shulk, Richter, and Terry???? Like, they're my sunshine idk how and where I'd be without them, AND Also adding in Joker WITH THE 3 AND 4 REP TOO?! It's seriously awesome I am so grateful to Sakurai like wow. He cured my depression fam.
#Like wow ike really taught me how to stay true: no matter how poor--no matter what race--no matter how unskilled & unintelligent you are:#--You are capable of achieving things despite what society's norms are! You don't have to be like anyone else!#Stand up for yourself and stand by the comrades who believe in you!#Be direct with your goals and admit your shortcomings--but show your spirit and want for change in the world!#Marth also kind of share the same principles as ike but he also proves that dainty gentle ppl can grow strong too#Like Ike he also faces his flaws but he never stops being kindhearted no matter how bleak things get#Marth still sees the good in people and sees strength in kindness. I think that's an admirable trait HASHTAG GOALS#Shulk is a cutie...Its so satisfying to see him going from a sheltered lad to someone who really goes to achieve things!#And his understanding and forgiveness for stuff like the mechonis is just... chefs kiss!!!#I love shulk what a good boyo!!!!#You go you funky lil laser sword boi. You go on and be free to live the way you want. Bitch me too the fck#And aaa.... Richter and Terry just both give really positive vibes.. Theyre your enternal bros...#I saw richter doing a peace sign at the screen and I instantly thought: yeah I trust this man with my life & heart#Terry... He came from the slums--no parents--lost his childhood to train for geese but look where he's now--a champion#And a guy that plays hoop with kids on the streets and sometimes gives them peptalks--he's a great guy...#This guy has been through alot but still smiles and still helps others find a place to be--its admirable!#Also yeah uhh...Richter and Terry also the freaking hot™ lmao. Why are they so juicy™. But big bod-- big heart!#I guess thick thighs really do save lives huh#And man never once in my life did I think we'd get persona rep!#You know why persona's so good--it's got alot of deep psychology and the cast is always so rich...#P4 still speaks the most to me though because they directly address insecurities about yourself#I really relate to kanjis feminine image issues... He also just makes me smile with how funny he is and I love how earnest he is#He's also the reasons I like Bara's so much as he proved that tough guys can be nice n cutesy too#I also actually really love yosuke and teddie too... Theyre both lonely ppl that pushes themselves to get better and they're both so hyper#I was... Insanely suprised that Sakurai gave us some p4 rep and not just promote p5#Hoooohh... Yeah.. These guys all mean so much to me aaaa#Really needed to get that off my chest. See this as an early valentines confession/giff sdgdjhfkl✨💕🌹
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I saw a hc post abt how Last Legacy love interests react to MC actually going back to Earth,so can I ask some hcs abt this one? I'm curious of what you come up with!!
I actually made the same request to @lucigucci !!
For this ask, I had to play the entire game once again because I couldn't come up with anything. Hope you'll like it!
MC Going Back to Earth Headcanon
Warning: Sad feelings and pain...
Anisa
Before giving in to her emotions she will make sure to not miss anything important for your return to Earth
She'll check with important magical necessaries for the portal
Check if you have everything you would possibly need
If you ate well
Will check twice everything she prepared for you to take with you to remember her
She will also give you the Orlando postcard
It is important to her but also you two shared many memories together talking about Earth looking at the postcard
She knows when you visit Orlando you will remember her
After she is done with everything
The realization of you actually leaving her will hit her HARD
She knew you for only months but fell for you in a way with no return
You became her breath
The meaning, the cause she wanted to live further
The center of her life
Her priority
Her peace
Her shelter, and safe place
If only she could stay in your arms for a little longer...
If only she could find a way to see you again
The smell your scent while she buried her nose to your neck
To your hair...
She misses you always
Even for a couple of minutes without you within her eyesight makes her feel troubled
She misses you to death before even you leave her...
She will use all her strength to not cry in front of you
But the moment you hugged her and kissed her the last time she broke
She never struggled like this
Never felt hurt like this
The devs mentioned that each character will have multiple endings, so I headcanon two different happy endings in this situation
One is being Anisa letting you go while she stays in Astraea
She knows that she might not be able to fit in
You are people of two different worlds
Quite literally
And it shows
Anisa however will never love again after you
She will refuse every potential partner both in her romantic life or in her bed
She will confess her feelings for you and give you her hair ribbon as well as the most painfully mesmerizing kiss...
The other ending being Anisa leaving Astraea with you.
She is half-human and can tell people that her marks on her face are tattoos on Earth
She will see this as an opportunity to start a new life
Without the guilt of who her parents are and what they have done
Without the danger of magical monsters or assassins tracking her all around
She is smart, a quick learner, and curious about Earth
With your support, she can get used to life on Earth and get a job
I am thirsty for Anisa as a workout or martial art trainer
But I can also see her going to college and finish it quicker than expected to work in a school
Counselor Anisa
You two will travel the world together
No matter the lifestyle you live Anisa is happy
She doesn't need a lot of money
All she needs is you
Also another surprise, she doesn't miss Astraea one bit
You are what she calls home now.
Sage
I am a Sage hoe myself but I can't see him leave Astraea with you
He can't fit in to Earth
He has to be free and living on Earth means he has to follow so many rules that he struggles to understand
Also Sage will absolutely refuse to leave Tulsi behind
There are only two people he actually cares about in this world
You and Tulsi
You two are his family and home
He is a family guy
And oh my god does he want to make his family larger secretly
Sage is a character that struggles with emotional confessions
He is also a good liar
So even tho he wants a future with you
If you want children, raise your children together (adopted/surrogacy/biological/a found family...)
Finally settling down and actually live in a home
Sage will experience the feeling of home with you the first time
He never felt safer and not worried about being vulnerable to someone
Having family dinners, family meetings with auntie Tulsi...
Celebrating anniversaries
Getting yourselves in trouble and moving to a different town
Even though he would fight the gods themselves to have this future with you, he will not tell you to stay
He will not say anything at all
He'll watch you and make sure to prepare everything for your return
And to make sure of your security during the process
You will look into his eyes each passing hour, hoping him to say something
Anything
But he will not
He'll only give you his signature soft half-smile with tired eyes
He will drink the entire day before your depart
Spend the whole night with you
Watch you sleep
Memorize your face
Your body
Will listen to your breathing
He will take everything he can get to never forget you
Also, cry too
Silently
Without you noticing
Tears will fall down to the pillow one by one
He wants to scream and tell you to stay but he can't force you to do anything you don't want
Any word out of his mouth might make you change your mind and do the opposite of what you want to do
You have a family too and you have to see them
A life you have to return to...
So if you don't say that you want to stay he will stay silent forever
If you choose to leave, do give him something to remind him of you
A necklace? Your laser pointer? Your foam sword?
He will carry whatever you give him with him
Always
Until the day he dies
Let's say you gave him a necklace, anyone who knew you will feel the pain in Sage when they see him still wearing the necklace after all those years...
He will never love again. It was a one-time thing.
He will not open up to anyone
He will not let anyone see the real Sage the way you did
He might have bed partners but it is not emotional
He is in pain and will either drink or throw himself somewhere to spend the night without thinking anything
But that can only happen if he is too drunk to remember what happened the night before
If you choose to stay, he will feel relieved
Guilty too but mostly relieved
He will build the future he desires with you
But will also look for ways to make you visit Earth and come back
Felix
I don't think Felix can fit in the Earth either
He grew up as the Arcmage's son and spent all his life studying magic
He can't live in a world where magic doesn't exist
He can't live a lifestyle where he will have to learn everything anew
I just think he is too sensitive for our world.
But unlike Sage and Anisa, Felix will ask you to stay
He'll ask you to stay and live a crazy but full of love life with him
He'll promise to take care of you since he is filthy rich
Then admit his fears of losing another lover
If you decide to leave he will feel betrayed and abandoned at first
He'll cry, then disappear for a while, then appear and tell you that you gave him a lot of hope
And disappear once again
He'll get drunk and then cry loudly too...
After Rime, you taught him how to love again
You made him feel safe and supported
Accepted for who he is...
You taught him how to properly love someone
No toxicity
No lies
No rivalry
He only wants to sleep in a bed in your arms around him not wake up for years
The idea of you leaving him hurts like someone stabs a dagger into his heart
He'll start to believe that this is his cruel destiny
To be the one stays while the other leave
He wants to follow you but he knows he can't live with you on Earth
He couldn't even fit in his own house yet...
Once he cooled down he'll admit how important your life back at home to you
And how it is his fault to steal that life away from you by bringing you to Astraea
He will open the portal for you himself
He is not trusting anyone else for this work
Before you leave he will tell you that he loves you and promise to never forget you
Here comes the pain
But he might fall in love again after you
You will always have a different place in his heart and in his memories though!
Felix did try to bring someone he fell for back from death then fall in love with someone else
I just think he will be more flexible with what life brings in front of him
And get even more depressed with time...
If you accept his offer and choose to stay his eyes will see nothing but you from that day and forward
You are officially his spouse now, no ceremony necessary
You will go on the vacation you both need and deserve then get a house to live together
You two will be the scary power couple
People will talk about you two as "the small necromancer and his spouse- yes the spouse. They are the one that fought the Lord of Shadows and the undead Rime. I also heard they got a relic the moment they stepped on Astraea- I KNOW it is crazy..."
Felix will share everything he owns with you, even his thoughts
He is so open to you that he knows you understand him the best
#fictif felix#fictif anisa#fictif sage#fictif last legacy#fictif games#sage last legacy#sage lesath#sage headcanons#felix escellun#last legacy felix#anisa anka#anisa last legacy#anisa headcanons#felix headcanons#last legacy headcanons#some writing
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Growing a Legend
Mandalore was a blasted wasteland. Harsh winds whipped sand and bits of glass into a frenzy. Din was glad he'd taken the extra precautions to make sure his armor was sealed against the elements.
The twice-glassed planet had been razed of all but the most stubborn of weeds, which were about all that the Empire- and a bevy of thrill-seeking scavengers- had left behind. He wasn't sure how anyone was meant to salvage this place and make it habitable again. Domes no longer protected the wreckage of the cities; time and the elements had not been kind, though from what he understood of Mandalore's history, it had been a long time since this world had seen any kindness at all.
At least this wasn't his problem to fix. All he had to do was follow the map, find a way into one of the mines, and locate the waters that ran beneath it. Easier said than done when the mines had been collapsed and leveled.
It had been three days since Din had landed. He'd located several areas marked on his map as being beskar mines, but all he'd found was rubble, destruction, and no indication of any openings beneath the rock. There had to be a way, though. He had to find a way in so the waters could purify him of the sin of removing his helmet. And if there was a steadily-growing voice in the back of his head telling him that this wasn't necessary and that there was more than one Way to follow, well, he was still able to tune it out so far.
On the fifth day he found a collapsed entrance that still had a passageway beyond it. Filled, of course, but with a lot of hard work and copious use of the damn Darksaber, he managed to squeeze his way through and down to find that the tunnel opened up. He was having less trouble using the cursed laser sword and he hoped it was because his skill was improving rather than because the sword wanted him to get into the mines. That would be creepy, regardless of what the Armorer had implied.
Down and down he went, the crumbling walls gradually giving way to a more stable structure. There were signs of life down here as well; mosses and strange plants growing in forgotten corners, and the sound of things skittering away from his light.
He did his best to ignore the crawling sensation across his shoulders of being watched and kept walking forward. A stone ricocheted off his boot towards a side passage and hit something that yelped. His blaster was in his hand before he consciously thought to draw it.
"Show yourself," he demanded, even though whatever it was was likely an animal.
The boulder shifted and he could hear claws scrabbling before the creature slumped, letting out a small whine.
He moved closer, ready to fire in an instant, but as his light revealed the creature he'd startled, he realized it was trapped; wedged into a space too small for it. It mist have tried to squeeze through and gotten stuck, unable to move forward or back. Black eyes reflected the light and the creature wriggled, whining again.
It was reptilian, with mottled brown and green scales and a mouth full of long, sharp teeth that became visible when it opened its mouth to lick its snout. Din knew he should leave it to its fate, but damn, that was a hard way to go.
"Fuck."
At least he'd had practice in moving rocks. Now all he had to do was hope the damn thing didn't kill him for trying to help.
"Easy there, fella." He put his blaster away and eased toward it, splaying his hands so it could see he wasn't holding a weapon. "Let me help you."
He was sweaty and disheveled by the end, but it had been easier than he'd expected, and rather than attacking him, the creature seemed to sense he was trying to help and kept licking his gloves whenever his hands got too close.
The creature finally managed to wiggle its way free and ran around him, hissing and growling. He leaned against a wall to catch his breath and get a better look at it.
He had no idea what it was supposed to be. It came up to roughly his thigh and seemed to have small foreclaws. There were silvery stripes across its back, a barb on its tail, and little nubs that might have been tusks near its mouth. Or the beginnings of them. If it was a baby he hoped like hell its parent wouldn't show up to try and defend it.
"Okay, run along back to Buir." He made a shooing gesture. The lizard came over and sat on his feet, staring up at him.
"No." Din pulled his feet free and moved aside. "Your buir. Or your mate. Whatever. Shoo!" He repeated the gesture. It tilted its head, watching him.
"Stay." Din pointed a warning finger at it and started walking again.
Just his luck, the thing chirped and started following him.
"No. You can't come with me. I helped, that's it. Stay." He held a hand out, palm flat. It was a massiff training sign. Not being a massiff, the thing ignored it, coming over to try and nudge his hand with its snout.
Din sighed. "Fuck."
He turned and resumed his trek, ignoring the creature that continued to follow him.
It wasn't long after that he heard the sound of dripping water and followed it to find a small pool. Moss or something gave it a weird blue glow; just enough to see the outlines of the pool and parts of the ceiling overhead. He stared at it. Was this it? He'd thought it would be bigger, but maybe over time it had shrunk.
The lizard butted its head against his leg.
"No," he said automatically.
What was he supposed to do now? The Armorer hadn't really been specific. Should he take his armor off, or would that compound his sin? Did he need to swim? Soak? Was just getting in the water enough?
Sighing, he started to strip off his armor, stacking it neatly by the side of the underground pond.
"No biting," he said, lightly tapping the creature's snout as it moved to bite his discarded chestplate. It whined at him but sat back.
He paused, thinking long and hard before removing his helmet. If it was a sin, then the waters should clear him of that, too, right?
"Right. Here we go." Bracing himself, he stepped into the water. It was a lot warmer than he expected. Hot spring, maybe?
The lizard warbled at him as he moved deeper into the water.
"I'm fine," he told it. "Stay there."
He waded out, took a deep breath, and, closing his eyes, plunged under the water.
Nothing changed. He didn't feel any different. Was it working?
He felt a disturbance through the water and then teeth clamped onto his arm and started trying to drag him to shore. He inhaled water and stood, coughing as he tried to get the water out of his lungs and nose.
The lizard was attached to his arm, keening as it continued trying to pull him to shore.
"Easy," he croaked. "Easy. I'm-" He coughed again. "I'm fine."
It paid no attention to him, so he allowed it to "drag" him to shore. It ran circles around him, whistling and snuffling and sticking its snout in various places, apparently making sure he was okay.
"See? I'm fine." He had another fit of coughing before he continued. "Thanks for the rescue, little one." He reached down to pat its head. It leaned into his hand, burbling and licking him again.
"That should be enough, right?" He eyed the water. The ripples from his little exploit were already fading. Wiping his face, he turned and began the process of putting his armor back on.
His walk back up through the mine was cold, wet, and miserable. Even with the heating elements on high it wasn't helping a lot. The lizard was all but glued to his side the whole way. He kept telling it to go away and that it wasn't coming with him, but it wasn't deterred in the slightest.
When they reached the mine entrance, it balked, hesitant to venture out onto the blasted plain. Din thought maybe he was finally going to manage to ditch it, but a dozen yards out he heard a high-pitched squeal and turned just in time to brace himself as the lizard ran straight at him.
Din was knocked off his feet and the lizard scrabbled up, clutching at his chestplate and screaming. Its whole body shook, and Din's arms automatically moved to shelter it. He struggled back to his feet, still holding the lizard, and resigned himself to his fate.
"You're just lucky I'm not in the Starcruiser," he told it, pulling his cape around to provide it some shelter from the cutting wind.
It chirped at him, shoving its snout under the bottom of his helmet and nibbling at his reinforced gaiter.
Yeah, he was never going to live this down. He could almost hear Boba laughing at him.
#jedimindfic#mandalorian spoilers#tbobf spoilers#bobf spoilers#maybe someday I'll write part 2#with the prophetic dream sequence#and Big Reveal that Din will HATE
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How do you think the strawhat would be with a crewmate who has a cat (or like three) ?
I am so sorry this took so long to answer. I've had university deadlines.
Anyway
This is my personal take on the characters. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I had fun writing this. Thank you anon ❤️
Luffy would LOVE to have cats aboard!! Luffy would be giggling childishly after hearing the new crew mate has cats, unless that’s why he asked for them to join in the first place (no surprise there). Since it’s Luffy, and he’s oblivious as hell, he’ll probably do a couple things that would get them feisty, earning him a good cat fight. He’d end up looking like he does after Nami has a go at him. Luffy’s love will go on endlessly, as they’re not part of the StrawHat family. Before the cats can explore the ship, the idea of teaching the fur balls some “cool tricks” will come up, maybe even plotting to sneak some meat behind Sanji’s back. Maybe it’ll work, maybe it won’t... probably not, knowing Luffy. He’s good company for them, a good partner to play with if he has a feather stick. You will find them resting on his belly as they both nap in the sun on Sunny's head. And without a doubt, ass will be kicked if a single whisker on their faces is touched out of malice.
For a brief second, Zoro will question the cats safety: traveling on water, but at the end of the day it’s not his problem… kinda. Despite his stiff “cool guy” exterior, the swords man would definitely jump in after any of the cuties that have gone over board. He will angrily mutter about their reckless climbing and playfulness as he rushes them out of the water. I mean he does the same for Luffy, so what’s new? He’d give them some small here and there, nothing too special. Their compatibility will really shine when they crawl all over the man during his meditation, they will have fun tapping at his gold earrings, and as much as he would like his silence, the cats company will make him smile. There’s no doubt about it, Zoro loves them, he just expresses his affection to his crew own way. They’re part of the family and their silly antics will make his night shifts a lot more entertaining.
Sanji will ban any cats from the kitchen right away, which is entirely understandable. Cats shed like crazy and don’t think about where their paws have been. They would knock over things carelessly, even on purpose at times when they want attention. That will irk Sanji. Should it ever happen, though, he’d take the opportunity to show off his cool moves in front of Robin and Nami. His envy would melt the man, seeing them curled up in the ladies laps too, but that’s just Sanji being himself. Since are respectable for the most part, and for this reason Sanji wouldn’t treat them any less than he would the rest of the crew. He’ll work hard on their meals, spoiling their little toe beans off.
Chopper will be the CUTEST with cats, he will be befriend them on an emotional level much faster than the others as he’s one himself. He’s in tune with them, and since he’s a doctor, he will be eager to pick up on veterinary studies to care for them. You will find him often studying their anatomy, even physically studying the little fur balls himself. He’d play with them lots, mostly with him originally chasing them, but knowing Chopper, they will turn that around. You’ll catch Chopper reading books with the cats crawling over him and covering his desk. An adorable sight to see.
Franky is definitely more a dog person, but he won’t reject the adorable purring of a cat. He’ll walk around with one or two of them perched on his shoulders, the height and the stability of Franky is a fun place to hang out. They see lots, and he’s a fun person. When not busy, Franky will take a moment to give out some pets, maybe even making some kissy noises at them. He’ll incorporate some kind of play pen or netted area so they can play safely. You’ll definitely catch him blubbering emotionally about them at some point. It’s Franky, after all, he’s a ginormous softie. When maintaining the ship, he’ll keep the cats locked away for their safety, all the heavy materials and tools could be dangerous, and the last thing he wants is them hurt while they get a little too curious. Let’s hope whenever they crawl over him, none of their claws have a scratch at his banana hammock.
100% Robin is a cat mom, calling it immediately. She’s elegant and has that cheekiness that cats posses too. She likes to soak up some sun, explore her surroundings to understand them better, and is intelligent with a talent in sneaking around. Robin confirmed to be a human-cat? All jokes aside, Robin’s companionship with the cats is calm, just like how many of them like it. They’d be spoiled with lap cuddles, and her devil fruit will make sure none of them are left feeling jealous. Her and Chopper will be often spotted hanging together, or helping the vet check ups.
For some reason, I have a hunch Brook is scared of cats and his hair would pop off seeing them. He’d jump behind one of the crew members, his bones rattling loudly as you hear his cheerful voice pronounce his fear. Luckily for him they’re not dogs, his femur would be gone in seconds if they were. He’d be nervous around the little things at first but with time he will open up to them. Seeing how the crew plays and cuddles with them will make him step out of his comfort zone, and next thing you know, they’re huddled around him as he plays the violin. Music, after all, is calming for cats. He will have his own furry fans to give him all of the love, which will warm his heart (if he had one).
Nami will think they’re super cute, but wouldn’t be quite as enthusiastic as some of the other crew members. That’s just Nami though. She’d definitely be cracking some skulls if you hurt any of them, and she’s a very protective cat mom. She might not be the super cuddly type, but she doesn’t care about them any less than the rest of the crew. She’d save a little bit of money on the side for some nicely made collars, which will be a BIG deal coming from her. They’d be gold plated, or something nice along the lines which is definitely her way of showing affection. No matter how cute they are, however, they won’t be caught in her cartography space - their paws are chaotic and Nami needs her maps to be pristine. As cute as inky paw prints are, she rather not have them.
Usopp will talk to the cats a lot, befriending them like they’re any other person. Even though they can’t understand him or his exaggerated stories, they’re entertained by him no matter what. He’s enrapturing, able to hold their gaze as they get lost in his enthusiastic tone. They sure feel playful around him too, his goofy behaviour is exactly what they need, but they might end up chasing him across the ship with how much a coward he can be at times. With his ingenious building skills, he’d take the time to make them some cool toys, a crazy laser, a feather toy, who knows what Usopp has up his sleeve. Oh, the ideas are endless and Usopp’s designs will be spoiling their tails off. If only Sniper King is able to see how adorable they are… *wink-wink, nudge-nudge*
As I’m not fully caught up and his character to me is still quite hard to write about, I will try to capture Jinbe to my best understanding of him.
I imagine him to find great companionship with cats, understanding their free will, but sense of loyalty they have. Unlike dogs, who are loyal to nearly anyone, a cats sense of loyalty is out of a devoted love they choose to share. Jinbe holds a similar integrity with the relationships he choose to be a part of. Naturally their natures of being are opposites, as he’s a fish man, strongest when in water, while cats run from it. They share a wholesome companionship. If it isn’t Zoro first in the water to save them, Jinbe will be the next to be a kitty rescuer.
#one piece strawhats#one piece#anime#one piece cats#Monkey D luffy#roronoa zoro#one piece sanji#thousand sunny#strawhats#one piece fanfiction#fanfiction#one piece hcs#one piece headcanons
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#BatsInQuarantine
I am going insane. So I poured my restlessness into one long and very detailed post and got super into it. Please enjoy this hot mess.
The Justice League, being the well-meaning virus-proof Super Friends that they are, took one good look at the news, one good look at their non-powered friends Ollie, Bruce, and their families, and collectively decided that these normal humans must be Protected At All Costs.
Now, keep in mind, Bruce is never one to roll over when it comes to being benched.
However, he understands the importance of social distancing. He knows he needs to set a good example for his kids, and keep up appearances as Gotham’s Most Responsible Multi-Billionaire.
So. Quarantine it is.
But how are his kids handling it?
Dick -
100% on board in the beginning. Gotta do the Responsible Thing. Gotta set a Good Example. Besides, guys, this is gonna be Fun. Quality Family Time is always a Must.
He lasted 2 days.
Then he started to get twitchy.
And as everyone knows? A Trapped Dick Grayson is a Feral Dick Grayson.
He bounces off the walls.
Literally.
“I have to climb.”
“Dick, no.”
“I have to climb everything.”
Has scaled the manor 16 times already. Has climbed the chandelier. The banister. Bruce. The roof. The Cave. Anything in the house that’s been bolted down and especially anything that hasn’t.
Duke found him clinging to the wall 10 ft off the ground like Spiderman and screamed so loud it shattered glass.
Desperate for news of the outside.
He thrives off of it like a starving man.
Was the one to suggest he and Barbara take a break to Social Distance from each other (”Sorry, babe, kissing spreads germs”) and experienced Instant Regret(TM) approximately 5 minutes after.
The Family has labelled him a Flight Risk Level 1 (Most likely to say f**k it and make a break for the outside world)
Jason -
Accidentally got trapped inside the manor with the others when Bruce called Shutdown. If he had his way, he’d be chilling in his favorite safe-house right now, binging The Witcher with Roy and Artemis, and not worrying about finding a stray brother in his sock drawer.
But he’s nothing if not an opportunist.
The way he sees it, Jason has 3 options:
Self Improvement
Self Isolation (See Duke, Cass, and Damian)
Descension Into Madness (See Dick and Steph)
And, well, he always wanted to try a few things. Now he’s got the free time to do it.
So he settles on baking.
Alfred’s got enough food and raw ingredients stored up to feed an army. (Not because he’s a Panic-Buying-Hoarder in times like these. But because he’s a Panic-Buying-Hoarder all the time. Just try feeding 11+ teenagers sometime.)
Uses recipes he finds off Google.
His first few attempts are, in a word, ‘tragic’.
Alfred slips him a few of his recipe cards, and Jason suddenly starts seeing Results.
Turns out he’s pretty good at this baking thing once he gets the hang of it.
Hope everyone’s okay eating nothing but pie, macaroons, biscuits, and whatever else Jason whips up.
Cause that’s gonna be the only food left by the time he’s done.
Barbara -
Self-quarantined with her dad.
They’ve been binge-watching classic black and white movies together.
It’s a fun time, but she’s started to get a little antsy. Loving her dad and wanting to be around him 24/7 are, understandably, mutually exclusive.
Calls the manor to video-chat every day.
For her sanity just as much as theirs.
Gives everyone little challenges to film on their phones and send in. She makes compilations of everyone’s submissions so they can all watch and laugh together.
Bonus points for Creativity
One comp shows the family trying to drop Mentos into coke bottles.
Dick did a handstand, and dropped his Mento from the second story balcony.
Tim did it wearing the Batman cowl. The soda exploded into his face, and the rest of the video is just Bruce’s Shrieking.
Stephanie tried it, but the bottle tipped. Everyone on camera screamed as the bottle rocketed through the front window.
She spends most of her calls having one-on-one convos with Dick.
They’ve come up with little code phrases so they can be Cheesy even with family members lurking in the background.
She thinks the way he clings to the monitor is cute.
Almost like he’s giving her a hug through the screen.
(It’s easier than letting herself worry about his mental state, at least)
Tim -
Oh this boy.
Freaked out for the first five minutes before he decided ‘hey wait, Bruce is letting me stay in my pajamas all day? Noice.’
Now he’s just vibing.
The rest of his family is Low-Key shielding him.
He Has No Spleen, you see.
Steph: “Someone could cough on him and he could die!”
He just goes about his day, playing Animal Crossing like there’s no tomorrow, tinkering on projects, taking naps, etc. Living his best life.
Meanwhile there’s always someone lurking behind him, keeping watch, keeping him safe.
Dick sneezed within 5 feet of Tim once (the fact that he was on top of the dusty bookshelf Tim was perusing is irrelevant)
Jason still full-body tackled him the second Tim’s back was turned.
No one with any symptoms--
Like, any symptoms. They don’t even have to be Corona-related.
--is allowed within 10 feet of Tim.
Tim has been wandering the manor for weeks, now, without seeing another human being.
(He sees Dick on the ceiling sometimes, but that doesn’t really count)
He’s been trying increasingly drastic pranks and shenanigans to draw someone, anyone, out.
But it doesn’t matter how many times he steals Damian’s sword, or sets fire to Jason’s brownie bites.
Nobody wants to risk it.
Cass -
No one has seen her since quarantine started.
Everyone is approximately 87% sure she’s somewhere in the manor though
Because she does eat the meals Alfred leaves out for her.
Or at least someone does, at any rate.
(Jason and Santa top the running suspects list)
Santa was Steph’s suggestion. For some reason it snowballed.
It’s assumed that Cass misunderstood the meaning of ‘social distancing’ and took it too far.
But no one knows for sure.
She is Tim’s Guardian Angel.
People who so much as clear their throats a little too loudly anywhere near him suddenly wake up on a different floor of the house four hours later.
Duke came closest to spotting her while he was up in the attic.
Either that, or there’s another Creepy Sister everyone forgot to tell him about living up there.
She is silent, and watchful, sticking to the shadows, but she does leave the occasional note out to brighten her siblings’ day.
Things like ‘helo i love u’ and ‘hop u ar ok’ mostly.
She is bound and determined to protect her family from this invisible threat, no matter the cost.
Steph -
Like Dick, she was Super Pumped at first.
(Just kind of showed up at Wayne Manor before quarantine was enacted. The original purpose of her visit is unclear, but regardless, she’s Trapped.)
Also Like Dick, her descent into madness was swift.
She is impossible to pin down.
Not like Cass or Damian, who’ve stayed off the grid, and are therefore Untraceable.
No. She’s impossible to pin down, because she never stops moving.
Switches seamlessly between Zumba on top of the Giant Dinosaur in the Batcave, and furiously knitting Alfred (the Cat) a sweater with a pair of Tim’s used chopsticks.
Braided everyone’s hair while they were asleep.
Even Bruce’s.
She tried to do Tim’s, but somehow blacked out and regained consciousness in the attic.
When she woke up with a scream and a furiously twitching eye, she startled Duke out of his Makeshift Fort he built out of old cardboard boxes and antique furniture. He’s had to resort to finding a new hiding place.
Sometimes, on the rare occasions she does sit still, staring off into the distance, she’ll suddenly start laughing hysterically. This may last between thirty seconds and thirty minutes, depending entirely on how long it’s been since she’s knitted a cat sweater or done cartwheels through every room in the house.
Blew up the greenhouse out back, somehow.
Everyone has agreed not to talk about it.
Some people were built to handle prolonged time inside their homes.
Stephanie Brown is not that way.
Damian -
Damian Wayne Cannot Be Contained.
At least not inside the house.
He took off thirty-six hours into quarantine.
Thanks to the security equipment around the borders of the Wayne Estate, he can’t escape the grounds.
(He’s tried and failed multiple times. Jason and Bruce have a running bet on how many times the perimeter alarms will go off per day.)
(Jason is winning.)
He wanders the grounds with Titus as his only companion.
The two of them run laps, practice drills, and find ways to occupy their time.
No one’s entirely sure what those ways are.
In fact, nobody knows exactly where Damian is at any given time.
Only that he is Out There.
And he’s the best security system Wayne Manor’s ever had.
So far, he’s stopped five groups of civilians scaling the perimeter walls before the lasers and electric nets even have a chance to deploy.
They were trying to break in and steal supplies.
(Even ones they already had in surplus. Like Toilet Paper.)
He’s also stopped Dick from escaping twelve (12) times.
Drags him back by his shirt collar and deposits him on the welcome mat.
Usually with a note for Alfred/Jason, requesting more fruit tarts.
Duke -
Did not leave the attic for two weeks.
Then Steph discovered his hiding spot (read: was dumped there by Cassandra) which forced him to relocate to the basement.
Yes, it turns out Wayne Manor does have a basement.
This was a surprise to Duke, who always thought that the Batcave was Bruce Wayne’s basement.
Alfred keeps him supplied with all the necessities:
i.e. food, magazines, assorted pastries from Jason’s latest batch, usually straight out of the oven.
Duke also snagged the Manor’s Alexa.
She has become a sort of ‘Wilson’ to Duke’s ‘Chuck Noland’.
She is his only comfort. His only ally.
He’s determined to wait out this quarantine, doing his best to avoid the others.
Duke has seen these people under pressure.
He knows exactly what he’s dealing with.
Duke: “Alexa is the only motherf****r in this madhouse I ever respected.”
*offended butler noises from the other room*
Duke: “And also Alfred.”
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