#anyway enjoy your day my lovessss

[lucy4-ever]

nsfw headcanons about tom kaulitz

!all NSFW!

loves teasing!!

he's the horniest guy you've ever met

as he said, he doesn't really like girls that overthink every single things, espicially in bed

so depending on your relationship with you, he'll fuck you differently

if youre his serious gf, he'll keep praising and moaning

he'd enjoy giving you head and you giving him head

and he'll be wayyyy more romantic

if youre just fuckbuddies, he'll just do the job and wont make any sounds except some groans, cause he doesn't want to be seen as vulnerable

and he'd just be a receiver, not much of a giver

anyway

he likes every position

but he really loves positions where he has a great view on him fucking you

cause he really likes to see it, it turns him on :)

he'd kinda priviledge his pleasure though

now if we're being honest, he'd be a great shot in both casual hookups and couple sex

like you'd cum very hard multiple times in both situations

has a size kink FOR SURE

would love when he sees you struggle to suck because of the length

loves the clapping sounds 😧

when HE'S HORNY, HE'S A FCKING BEAST

he's always asking again and again for more rounds

he loves anal too

he loves seeing you on your knees, naked chest and innocent eyes

he'll pull out and ask you to say what you want, like :

"baby, tell me what you want? you want me to fuck huh? are you sure you want to? i don't want to hurt you"

he'd smirk while jerking off and would put it back in once you answered

he lovesssss your ass

now as you know, he has a LOT of experience

so he knows exactly how to eat out, how to finger and how to fuck you

now, i think one thing that made you his serious gf is that you made him feel better than he ever had in bed

he loves making out and getting touchy

like out of nowhere, when youre bored or when he's bored

you'll come to him and just sit on his laps while he's working

knowing him, he'll immediatly gets distracted and would happily fuck the shit outta you for being a tease

he lovessss brats

you love provocating him with tight clothes, when you implicitely want to tell him. you need to fuck

you love playing the hard to get even tho you're in TOTAL HEAT

just to tease him

if you just say the words "im horny", "i need you", "fuck me" you won't be able to walk tomorrow

he's going FERAL when you ask him randomly to fuck you, and would gladly

it turns him on SO MUCH, he'll fuck you all night long

you definitly already sucked him off at the cinema and in tons of innapropriate places

bathroom sex's somthing you two love because of the adrenaline of being caught by members of the group

he doesn't always do aftercare

but if it happens and you get to clean yourselves

you are definetly fucking again in the shower

you love bothering him during work, in trying to get him to fuck you

like, he was working and you just came in lingeries at his desk

he had headphones on and was on a call with band's members

you slipped under the table to start giving him a handjobe

and he loved it, espicailly that he had to hide it

he ended up giving up and just leaving the call to take you on his laps and he kept calling you a whore for it

"what was my favorite bitch (like he has other 😒) doing to me under the table uh?"

"that's very cunty of you"

"what is it you want from me, whore?"

"you want my huge cock right? yeah you dirty pretty slut"

and well, you fucked all night

litteraly

you didnt go to college and he took his day off to the studio, excusing a sickness

but everyone knew why tom took days off, because he had too much fun the night before

overall he's a great horny bf 😙

author's note : that was funny to write, kinda want to do a part 2 :D

thank you so much for the likes on my other posts, you guys are so sweet!! and if you have any ideas pls give me IM CRAVING!!

love yaaaa!! 💕

#tokio hotel #smut #tom kaulitz #headcanons #reader x tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz smut #headcanon #tom kaulitz headcanons

[parkerflix]

—ethan landry nsfw hc’s

ethan landry brainrot is real

18+ mdni! aged up too (senior in college it ties in w my hc’s ok ok) feel free to add ur thoughts too ya

-okay so

-ethan i feel would like somehow end up being a frat bro like

-he’d probably in a frat because he made a bet w chad and they both just ended up rushing

-i feel like he would be shocked everytime that he passes a rush step

-anyways he’s a frat bro now along w chad but he’s like more quiet

-but yk the brothers gotta give him shit and so they throw a massive party

-and pretty much just tell ethan to get his dick wet that day — he chickens out & is awkward around the girl that he’s trying to flirt with

-but somehow?? he ends up in bed with some other girl only after he makes sure she’s able to consent!

-i feel like he’s huge on consent and needs vocalization of boundaries

- he literally fumbles around has NO clue what he’s doing

- does learn how to give really good head though

-he’s definitely more of a giver than a receiver like he just doesn’t know how to vocalize his wants which is so funny

-anyways after making the girl cum twice, he finally finally gets the show on the road

-he’s not the best at pacing, but the girl is more than willing to tell him what he should do, and he responds well

-he gets embarrassed because he cums pretty quickly, more than he would prefer but it wasnt too awkward

-anyways that’s his first time

-after that it’s like well known within the school that he’s super good at giving head

- he’s not one to sleep w many people? he has had a few flings here & there and they all have talked about him and it’s kinda made him infamous lmao

- he definitely has had chad give him pointers— they have made out and it got weird between them so they were like nvm

- anyways he’s got people lining up to fuck him (they’re real for that!) and something kinda ? flips his senior year

-probably just not wanting to miss out and not wanting to be the odd one out in the frat house

-he’s very shy and needy so people loved that about him but when they got into bed w him wheww

-he definitely has some kinks that could be too much for others

-choking kink for sure

-i feel like he’s a switch really depending on the person & how comfortable he is with them

-has a spit kink?? LOVESSSS getting messy hes sooo

-i feel like he would also definitely not tell many people unless yk it’s his s/o if he ever gets one but he secretly has a knife kink

-he doesn’t wanna hurt the person? but something about it just makes his dick twitch in his pants

-he totally doesn’t mind fucking in public, but semi-public

-like i feel like he’d hate being so out in the open but like??? a dressing room??? a club bathroom?? yeah he loves those

- likes being restrained & restraining— he’s not picky as to w what, but it’s not one of his top

-likes threesomes but only after setting boundaries and i have a feeling he’d only like them w a s/o and one of their friends whether it’s his friend or his s/o’s friend

-both a degrading kink and a praise kink

-will not say he has a praise kink (you can tell by his hand gripping your hair harder when you praise him)

-HAIR PULLING

- likes when you cry when he’s being particularly mean, he doesn’t become too mean but he sometimes shows it

- takes his sexual health so seriously he’s literally always getting tested (as he should!) he’s cautious

-but w that said once he finds a partner he literally loves fucking raw

-definitely for sure 100000% sure has a breeding kink

- ties it in w his marking kink like he just wants his partner to know they’re his

-he doesn’t really have a position that’s his fave as long as he’s enjoying it, he’s pretty open to try anything once if you like it

-will vocalize to you if he doesn’t like it

favorite types of sex:

-angry sex

-SLEEPY SEX (he LOVES WAKING U UP too)

-just soft sex

-he’s big on cockwarming too like he only prefers to do it with a partner, he’s definitely one of those people that sees it as a more intimate type thing

-cant control himself though and will fuck up into you

-anyways

-he’s not like huge? idk i feel like he’s a little bit longer than average but once he knows what you like he makes the most of it

-he definitely wants to make a video with you like i can sense it

-he’s huge into foreplay he just wants to make sure that you’re both on the same page ):

-he’s a massive tease and knows it, he licks his lips a lot subconsciously and has learned how to do it around people

-grrr he’s so <333333

-anyways

-oh before i go he has a sex playlist that he had chad help him with and it had like a rlly nice vibe

-but he has queued one song that was totally not in the mood ( it was the campfire song from spongebob he was mortified afterwards) (his brothers put that in the queue from their phone LMAOOOOOO)

-okay now i’m done

#ethan landry #ethan landry x reader #ethan landry headcanons #ethan landry x you #ethan landry x y/n #ethan landry smut #ethan landry scream #scream fanfic #scream smut #scream 6 #mdni #paris writes #not my best work tbh but wtv

[centipedelightning]

One has come to say hello again! One thanks thou heartily for both the headcanons and the compliment on one’s pronouns, one does in fact does use old English pronouns (if that was the term thou used, one doesn’t remember and has gotten too lazy to check oops)!

If thou would not mind, one would like to request for the mafiafells and horrortales in QPRs with a reader that loves weaving tapestries and/or clothes for them, always personalized specifically for them! One thanks Cupid (Also, one would love to add that one adores your names!)

skdjfhsdkj i return. it looks like only one thing can be updated a month and it seems last month's was my fic. i swear I'm trying to be better (I'm really not). and Mous! i love that I can recognize thou so easily! and thank thou! i think I'm very funny with my names bc of the irony (I'm aroace)

| Mafiafell & Horrortale x gn!reader || Queer-platonic || Fluff |

Tommy

He really likes sitting with you while you work.

Depending on what specifically you work with (i.e. how big the loom is) it might not be relaxing perse but he sticks around anyway.

honestly, that man can sleep through a train derailing he's probably napping while you work.

He lovessss all the clothes you make him.

He probably won't wear it out very often because he doesn't want it to get dirty and messed up, but trust that he lives in it at home.

The one exception he has to wearing what you make him out is to formal events where he isn't concerned anything is going to happen.

He loves to gloat about how you made it just for him and everyone else should be dropping dead with jealousy.

Tommy only really accepts one or two tapestries from you because he doesn't have that many places he could put them.

Assuming at least one is pretty large, one goes in his office and sits on the wall behind his desk. He loves pointing it out when talking to prospective business partners.

The second would go in his (or your shared) bedroom on a sidewall so he can look at it while falling asleep.

Python

This guy is pretty much the opposite.

He loves any tapestry you make him and slowly builds a collection so he can switch them out seasonally.

He also displays them in his office for similar reasons but prefers smaller pieces to display on sidewalls rather than behind him.

Since he works behind the scenes and isn't getting as dirty nearly as often as his brother, Python is much more comfortable wearing the clothes you make him day-to-day.

He actually really enjoys matching his suits to the shirt you made or vice-versa.

If you work on anything larger or louder than a small tabletop loom, he probably isn't hanging out with you while you work. Poor guy is far too prone to migraines for that.

He prefers you make his formal attire, and will help prep everything you need to make him look perfect.

Yes, he does buy you some of the highest-quality threads to use for your art.

Mars

A bit stressed about being able to return that favor because he sees how much time and effort goes into one bolt of fabric or one tapestry.

You are going to need to convince him to take it.

He makes a request pretty early on to make sure any clothes you make are dark because he works outside with his brother a lot and doesn't want to have the stains show on your hard work.

He helps you sew to ease his conscience.

Regardless, he loves wearing what you make him and practically lives in them.

Tapestries tend to get to him more.

He's comforted by the fact that they are display-only but is still a bit itchy about not being able to repay the effort.

While he likes to mount smaller pieces to the walls, anything of significant size is actually used as a decorative blanket and rotated out randomly to mix it up.

Jupiter

Screams cries dies.

He loves everything you make him and will cook you a lavish meal to return the favor.

He is super good about cleaning everything super well, so you don't need to worry about him staining your hard work.

Make him linens. He is outside all the time in the hot sun all day he needs light and airy clothing.

He is actually a bit confused by the first tapestry you try to give him. Not necessarily because he doesn't know what one is or anything, he just didn't really consider it would be something a person would gift to someone that isn't like. royalty or something.

No matter the size, he tries to use it as a blanket the first night.

You're gonna need to explain it.

After that he's fine.

He does the same thing as Mars and treats a few pieces as decorative throws.

One tapestry is currently being used as a curtain.

He really loves everything you make him and cherishes it with his entire soul.

#sans x reader #papyrus x reader #undertale x reader #•centipede writes• #mf!sans #mf!papyrus #ht!sans #ht!papyrus #papyrus #sans #xreader #horrortale sans #horrortale papyrus #mafiafell sans #mafiafell papyrus #undertale imagines #undertale scenarios

[yagamiluvr]

Hello there! I would like to request an attack on titan head canon for eren, erwin, connie, armin, jean , levi and yamir, reacting to making there s/o (reader) squirt for the first time, maybe reader gets all shy about it? Pretty please

omg my first nsfw request 😳 thank you for this, anon! sorry if these are short and kinda trash, but i hope you like them nonetheless :))

CONTENT WARNING: swearing, smut/nsfw!

THE AOT CHARACTERS REACTIONS TO YOU SQUIRTING FOR THE FIRST TIME + HOW THEY COMFORT YOU IF YOU GET SHY ABOUT IT (various characters x reader headcanons)

EREN

looks at you with a shit-eating grin

he feels SO proud of himself

lighthearted teasing

"damn baby, did i really make you feel that good?"

if he notices you getting shy, he'll lean down and pepper kisses all over your neck

literally the cockiest mf ever

he's so annoying

but you still love him anyway

ERWIN

he's extra gentle with you when you reach your high

PRAISE!!!

"you did so well, my darling."

gives you SO many kisses

he's super huge on aftercare, so he helps clean you up all while reassuring you and reminding you that he loves you

hands down the sweetest guy ever

CONNIE

he's honestly shocked at first

also lowkey amused?

"so you're telling me this kinda stuff doesn't only happen in porn?"

connie loves to lighten the atmosphere by cracking some jokes, so if you get self-conscious, he'll pull you close and do his best to make you feel more comfortable by telling you about a funny thing he saw the other day

anything to distract you, really

he absolutely adores you, and he'd do anything to help you feel better about yourself

ARMIN

ARMIN MY SWEET BOY

he honestly finds the squirting really hot

but the moment he senses you feeling awkward he's literally ALL over you

kisses, words of affirmation, deadass SO AFFECTIONATE it's so cute

"h-hey! hey, lovely, it's okay! look at me- don't be shy, i promise i don't mind. really!"

cuddles you close afterwards, holding onto you like there's no tomorrow

best boy ever i literally cannot

JEAN

kind of a similar reaction to connie's

"how'd you do... uh, that?"

"oh, so it's not just a porn thing?"

dumbass lol

after he gets over his initial confusion, he's INCREDIBLY turned on by it

some of your cum got on his lower stomach, so he swipes his fingers across it and slips them into your mouth, making you taste yourself

and as much as he loves seeing you flustered, he's always quick to help relax you

when you get shy, he'll resort to kissing your lips, your neck, your torso- not an inch of you goes untouched

in between each kiss, he mumbles sweet nothings to you, reminding you that he loves you and that you're everything to him

LEVI

good LORD this man knows how to treat you well

it gives him such satisfaction to see you cum all over him; he loves seeing you come undone for him

somewhat like erwin, he particularly enjoys aftercare

(it's probably his incessant cleaning habits that make the cleaning up/aftercare so enjoyable for him)

if you feel insecure, he'll take both your hands in his and gently kiss your knuckles

"hey. there's no need to hide away from me, you know. what're you getting all bashful for? it's only me."

he's not the best at comforting but he does his best

because he really does love you

a lot

YMIR

oh my god ymir thinks it's the hottest thing ever

she already loves seeing you release at her touch, but now this???

trust me when i say she LOVES it

"god, (y/n), you're so fucking hot."

she absolutely adores hyping you up, so if you feel insecure, she won't hesitate to remind you how she feels

PET NAMES she lovessss pet names oh my goodness

and the occasional teasing of course

"now don't go getting all shy, pretty baby..."

"gorgeous, there's no need to worry about that. i can assure you i don't mind it. in fact, i loved it! no, really. you should try doing that more often for me, yeah?

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[areislol]

♡ zhongli having a shy! s/o

"There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved." recommend listening to: boyfriend - ariana grande

• zhongli is quite reserved, and so are you! perfect match <3 • he's very understanding, whenever you feel bad bc zhongli wants to go out to dinner with you but u dont want to go and he says it's "okay" and that u guys could go "another time" • u feel terrible but he understands. (will always) • he doesn't mind u being timid and shy all the time. • he finds it quite amusing when u get all bothered up even when he does the littlest things. • tho zhongli isn't quite the talker, he's really good at observing and noticing little things - like if ur feeling uncomfortable or feeling down, even if u dont show it. • he likes to protect u from weird people :) if they ever seem to bother you or just make you feel uneasy, he'll step in right away. • sometimes ur too shy to say "no" or back away • if the person is taller than u and more bulky most times u just stand there in fear - u never know if they might jump you or worst, kill u. • but no need to worry! ur bf is here to save the day. • as i said before, zhongli is understanding. whenever you feel a bit shy to talk he'll talk for u, he knows what ur thinking/trying to say as "your emotions are written all over your face". • LOVESSSS it when u hug him from the back! whenever u do that he just lightly grasp your arm or wrist and just sway left and right <3 (can u imagine that?) • let me do another version of what i just said ^ • so lets say u hug zhongli from the front, and ur feet are on his and he just holds your arm or wrist and sways right and left, it's so cute.. • (i got that idea bc i used to do that w/ my dad but not anymore lol) • anyways, he enjoys ordering food for u! why? cuz he just does. • but sometimes - zhongli will encourage you to speak more often, he wants to hear your beautiful voice. • zhongli will buy luxurious clothes for u when he has the money. • ALWAYSS admires your form when wearing the clothes that zhongli has picked out for u. • he praised u for doing a good job, as he knows that ur quite shy and normally dont try on these type of clothing. • if ur ever insecure - he'll always cheer u up with some food and sooth u with him calming and honey-like voice. • finds it cute when u cover ur face with ur hands whenever he compliment/praises u <3

a/n: if u enjoyed this pls check out my other genshin hcs/like + follow + reblogs r appreciated <3

#genshin impact x reader #zhongli x reader #zhongli hcs

[bellathechildbitch]

W-what about Yuma Mukami dating a smol shy s/o? T-thank you! I-I love your writing t-thank you

Lol thank you for loving my writing Anon!!!! ❤️😤✊)

🥕He does enjoy a rather small s/o he can tease them about their height, he would carry you SoMeTImEs, he would rest his arm on your head.

🥕He loves it when you are shy around others. He finds his cute. He loVes when you hide behind him because of your shyness

🥕Just becauseeeeeeee you are so freaking adorable doesn't mean you can't work with him in his garden. Like be ready to pick some tomatoes with this big boi

🥕He is pretty protective of you. Anyone teases you he will come and save the day

🥕He won't show it but he enjoys throwing you over his shoulder and just carrying you anywhere. He loves to see that embarrassed look in your face

🥕He can be an ass sometimes. It's just part of his personality

🥕Dude he can literally crush you... Oml...

🥕 Honestly I rate him a 12/10 for being your bf. He may be a dick but he does care for chuuuuu and he lovessss chuuuu

(Yuma is a little fluff boi deep down inside him. Anyway be safe, stay healthy, and remember you are loved ~ ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱)

#yuma mukami #diabolik lovers inagines #diabolik brothers #diabolik lovers

[headcanon-cafe]

Hi! I just found you today and you are amazing at writing! I was wondering if I could maybe get a BNHA matchup? If your still taking them of course! I’m blonde with green eyes and I’m pretty short. I’m very loving, kind mature and motherly. I have daddy issues so I’ve grown up with no father figures and I have severe anxiety. I’m very cuddly and I love netball. My favorite subjects are the arts, history, English and I’m really good with little kids! And I’m a foodie! I hope you have a good day!

Omg thank youuuuu! It means so much to me when people complement my writing it’s just 💕💕💕 it’s the only complement I actually take in sincerity lmaoo. Also had NO fucking idea what netball was till the end of this so thank you lol. ANYWAYS. Here you go, love. I hope you enjoy 💕💕

I

Okay well at first I had literally no idea who to match up with you and at first I was gonna be like yooo Denki but when I re-read it I kicked myself.

Here me out- Shoto Todoroki

Now idk if I’ve ever said this but I hate matching people up with Shoto cause I feel as if he’s really overrated but honestly I actually love this.

Now we don’t need to get into Shotos mommy issues but like— he has mommy issues.

He’s head over heals for that shit, like just googly eyes on you ANY time you do anything remotely motherly, or adultish with a hint of killing someone with kindness. He’s al over it.

Okay so like— I Headcanon all Todoroki’s having like a breeding kink so like the idea of being a father is justtttt it’s a more intense feeling than a girl being asked out for the first time by their crush. He feels like he committed a crime, got away with it then befriended the authorities. He’s on cloud fucking 9.

When he sees you interact with children he’s just he gets verrrry emotional.

I think Hed be overjoyed with the height difference and is not afraid to make a joke about it (unless you talk to him about how you really don’t like that)

Will 100% randomly decide to pick you up, bring you to the couch or bed and just cuddle. There is no escaping if he does that. Like none.

Invite him to EVERY netball game, practice just for fun. He loves being there and watching you play and supporting you. He might not be heard if he says anything and might only clap so often too but I promise you he love watching you play and is there to support you. I also promise you that he will get pissed if you don’t invite him to one, well, not pissed but very upset and very salty.

Rant to him. About anything and everything. Your classes for one. Just talk to him, he actually listens and is actually interested and he absolutely just lovessss listening to your voice.

I love this 🥰🥰 you guys are just- rncuwbbwbshsdh

[contrabandhothead]

hi, i love your writing and hcs sm! could i get a BoB ship please? :) i’m 5’6”, & i have brown hair and blue eyes. i love music, and i play several instruments. i also like drawing portraits and running. i’m pretty laidback, and i have a really good sense of humor once i’m comfortable w you. i have adhd, so i’m very fidgety and forgetful. i’m a thinker, and sometimes i have a hard time getting out of my head and being social, even though i like people. im also a big dog person. thanks!

Donald Malarkey

girl listen... I’m shipping you with my king right here... watch urself

in general

it just makes sense to me ya know??? i just feel like you two would click

you guys just seem to have similar things in common as well

he enjoys that you’re very laidback, as he can be quite high strung sometimes

he’s like the mother hen you never knew you had

but he’s also a big baby sometimes

if you’re a leg bouncer, he’ll never get angry at you for it, or any of your other fidgeting habits

instead, he’ll either grab your hand and hold it to make you stop, or put his hand on your thigh and squeeze it lightly

he loves your jokes, but to the point where someone would think he’s dying he’s laughing so hard

he’s very easy to get along with, so you guys pretty much never fight

Don always makes sure you never get lost in your head for too long, he gets worried

if you go on a morning run, he won’t go with you

he says it reminds him of Currahee

butttt, when you get back, he will swaddle you in blankets

you have been absorbed into his blanket burrito

you two are always writing each other little notes to remind the other of something they have to do

occasionally, you’ll find a note that just says something sweet from him

something cheesy like “you look beautiful today! i don’t even have to see you to know it.”

you guys always go on dates that you’ve never been on before

whether it’s a new restaurant, or a new activity, it’s never quite the same

you guys definitely have a dog

you have 2 actually, one that you adopted and one that Don adopted

Don lovessss when you sing or play one of your instruments

he thinks it’s the most soothing thing in the world

sometimes he’ll try and peek over your shoulder while you’re drawing, and you’ll just slap him lightly on the back of the head

he just wants to see your masterpiece

has probably modeled for a sketch of yours before probably without even knowing it

Don is.... a simp

he will never escape Penkala and Muck’s relentless teasing

they bully him the most

Tab’s almost just as bad as them, he’s a very close second

he’s not gonna stop talking about you though

so proud that you’re dating him

shows you off constantly, especially at parties and reunions

how you two got together

i picture you as a member of Easy Co. tbh

you, Don, Skip, and Penkala were all very close

you all bonded when Sobel got pissed and made everyone run Currahee

Skip had tripped over a root in the ground and had twisted his ankle

Sobel threatened anyone who helped Muck up with revoking their weekend pass

not like you would get one anyways

you and Don were the only people besides Penkala to help Skip up, regardless of the consequences

Sobel put all of you on latrine cleaning duty

you all started talking and joking while cleaning, and even you slowly began to open up over time

Don had always thought you were pretty, and he had begun to develop feelings for you since he gotten to know you better

Skip and Muck were practically begging him to just confess to you at this point

they couldn’t stand the puppy dog eyes he’d make at you all the time

Skip says that he’s “practically drooling” and that he should “just ask her out already. it’s not like she’s gonna say no.”

you had confided in Skip that you liked Don already, but Skip couldn’t say it outright because he was sworn to secrecy

so of course, this led to Skip and Penkala doing what they do best

scheming

always mentioning to Don your favorite foods, bringing you up in conversation, always making sure that you and Don were sharing the same foxhole, etc.

they were trying everything

their attempts became less aggressive after a while though

they could tell you were feeling more and more uncomfortable, and after a while, you started to pull away from Don

they’d always see you sitting the farthest away from him

you weren’t spending nearly as much time, if any, sharing the same foxhole

Skip and Alex couldn’t help but wonder if Don had fucked up

and they were convinced he did

and don’t get me wrong, they love Malark, but they also love you just as much

and they were PISSED

how did he fuck up that bad? what did he do? you were never like this

eventually, they got so mad that they confronted him about it

it was a quiet evening, and Skip, Don, and Alex were in Don’s foxhole

the conversation had somehow moved to the topic of you, and Muck just lost it

“how did you even mess up that bad? I mean, seriously, she hasn’t talked to you in DAYS, man. what is wrong with you? you go on and on and on about how much you like her, and how she’s so amazing, and then you go and fuck up so bad that she doesn’t even want to talk to you???”

Alex was just nodding his head in agreement

Don just rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, “guys... we’ve been together for 2 weeks. i already told her. we’re just distancing ourselves from each other when everyone else is around so no one gets suspicious of us, especially Dike.”

“...........”

“WHAT?”

I’m so sorry this took forever, but I’m finally back from testing! I hope you enjoyed this, have a fantastic day!

~ ky

#donald malarkey #don malarkey #don malarkey hcs #band of brothers headcanon #band of brothers #ship requests

[sweetpxsin]

Stray Kids When Their S/O is Shorter Than Them

Requested: this wasn’t actually formally requested but I thought I’d be fair to all my short people to have one just for them// thought don’t hate me if parts contradict with the tall s/o part

Member: Stray Kids

Plot: when their s/o is shorter than them

Genre:floof

Note: I saw this in the comments and was like why the hell not also sorry these are so short  [ Master List ]

[ C H A N ]

•I’m sorry did you hear that? No? Well it was Chan LETTING OUT THE BIGGEST FUCKING UWU

•Your official name is bby girl/boy it doesn’t matter if you have a name because now it’s invalid

•Head and forehead kisses for days

• and you can bet Chan is gonna come up from behind you and pick you up at the randomest times ever

•and you will never know if it’s a insult or if he just really finds your height that cute

•Though deep down you know that you go that boy whipped periodt

•big spooning you is his jam

•but every once and a while he’s all in for you attempting to big spoon him cuz he finds it cute

•like the way you can barely wrap your arms over him has him sent into uwus

[ W O O J I N ]

•Listen he doesn’t care how tall or how short you are, you’re dating and all this boy needs is your cuddles and love

•and if you ain’t gonna give that to this cute cuddly bear you can bet he’s using your small frame to his advantage

•he will literally make you stop whatever you're doing, pick you up and suddenly y’all are cuddling on the couch

•but who’s really complaining tho?

•doesn’t really pick on your height either

•besides the fact he might coo and tease you about your height if you ask him for help or for a lift

•he’s still gonna pick you up though

•because any reason to pick you up is a good reason to pick you up for a small cuddle session

•but legit all he wants is a good ass cuddle with his bby girl/boy

[ M I N H O ]

•HA y’all thought Minho wouldn’t bully your midget havin ass (jk I luv my short readers <3- don’t hurt me I’m short i swear)

•forreal won’t let you live a day without reminding you you’re shorter than him

•Though he loves you  and he makes sure you know he’ll love you no matter how “vertically challenged” you are

•But you best believe he ain’t letting you live a peaceful life

•He’s going to be that annoying boyfriend that rests his arm on your head, pretends not to see you, and ask if you need a lift to see and all that harmless stuff to annoy you

•and even though he’s an annoying prick he really enjoys when you do ask him for help

•or when he watches you get on your tippy toes for a kiss

•cause to him that’s the cutest shit ever and he can’t help but giggle every time you do

[ C H A N G B I N  ]

•a monumental moment for my boy changbin- (okay I’m sorry)

•ANYWay- will deadass actually watch you struggle (cuz he knows that struggle too wel-)

•and he won’t help till you’re either whining or giving him that cute ass pout that sends his heart soaring

•but he can only give you a boost cause y’all know our boy’s short

•though on the realest he really enjoys your height and thinks it’s the cutest

•like if he catches you in one of his hoodies he might tease you but deep down in his dark boi heart he’s uwuing

•yeah you know when the little prick laughed at you cuz your hair dryer suddenly was on the top shelf?

•lil hoe put it there cause he just wants to see you act cutely then proceeded to hold you to help you

•even tho sometimes you hit him cause your annoyed with his antics it’s worth the pain

[ H Y U N J I N ]

•deadass will laugh at your height struggles till maybe you kick him in the shins

•Though in honesty he thinks your height is absolutely the cutest most perfect for him

•Mostly because he has more excuses to hold you and give forehead/head kisses

•his favorite tho is when after a good ass nap you koala bear him

•but it’s mostly because he can continue to feel your warmth even tho he’s up and about in the dorm

•oH NO NVM HIS FAVORITE IS WHEN YOU ASK FOR SOMETHING FROM THE TOP SHELF AND HE HOLDS IT EVEN HIGHER JUST TO GET A CUTE LITTLE kiss uwu

•but either way he’d love how smol you are and sometimes wishes he could put you in his pocket

•so in conclusion who’s more whipped for who?

[ J I S U N G ]

•that one hoe that buys hoodies that he knows you’ll both like but mostly cause he wants to catch you in them

•and will be devastated if he ain’t seeing you in one or none of his hoodies smell like you

•honestly probably only one of the boys who’s absolutely obsessed with your height

•like he actually genuinely thinks your the purest and cutest of them all

•tip toe kisses has him sent, when you ask him for help to reach something has him uwuing, and little spooning you has him whipped

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•occasionally though will semi attack your height

•like if he’s really feeling playful you can bet your head is the next armrest

•or if you guys are in a cute little disagreement suddenly he can’t see you cuz the top of you head just barely makes his line of vision

•but either way he’s gonna be uwuing over you 25/8

[ F E L I X ]

•another super soft boy

•he has urges to roast you 80% of time but he won’t say em

•cuz you know he’s really trying to get that extra cuddle or kiss

•but when he does tease you it’s mostly to get you annoyed

•still though will probably get that cup on the top shelf no questions asked because he knows he can kiss your forehead before giving it

•but that’s like not even his favorite part

•he absolutely lovessss it it when you clinging onto him cuz he he’s a clingy person himself and just being able to feel your warmth while being able to hold you makes his hearts to back-flips

•like carrying you on his back, allowing you to wrap your arms around his ways or just laying on his chest IS HIS MOTHER FRICKEN JAM

•and the fact your so smol makes it 10x better js

[ S E U N G M I N ]

•”Sorry y’all hear something down there?”

•is a little bully but at the same time let’s you live...most of the time

•Will go from cooing over you to clowning on you for your height regardless if your taller or not

•like he’ll actually be going on about how he thinks your the cutest

•and then one second later will clown on you cause you had to climb the counter to reach the top shelve

•secretly loves when you ask him for help though

•but it ain’t really a secret cause he literally coos at everything you do

•is the most whipped even though likes  to tease you about your height

•mostly teases you cause he think your the cutest and since your so cute just can’t help but want to tease you

[ J E O N G I N ]

•doesn’t really have much of an opinion on your height

•but thinks it cute that you’re shorter because you can rely on him for reaching things that are to high or too far back in the self

•and he really likes that cause it’s usually him relying on his hyungs

•Might clown on your height here and there especially if you clown on him for something else

•like idk his cuteness what can you make fun Jeongin for actually?

•But over all he really likes your height because according to him it’s perfect “standing cuddle height”

•it’s also according to him it’s also really convenient

•cuz if his hyungs suddenly enter the room or walk in on both of you being cute

•he can slyly turn around and hide you even tho he knows very well y’all still getting tease

#stray kids #stray kids scenarios #stray kids imagines #skz #bang chan #chan #kim woojin #woojin #lee minho #minho #leeknow #changbin #seo changbin #hyunjin #hwang hyunjin #jisung #han jisung #lee felix #felix #kimseungmin #seungmin #yang jeongin #jeongin #kpop #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines

[moonchildhcs]

parkchan hcs

hi kids uwu

in retaliation to miss parker dae’s decision to write some persimin im writing some parkchan so bring it on, bitch boy

how do yall meet ?? its because u were both at the park uwu

u and persi were playing on the swings and oru boy bang chan arrived with his kids and !! he might be the leader but he Wants The Swings !!! but persi is in their own world so you, being a Kind Person (not because hes super cute or anything) gave up ur swing for him and decided to play on the monkey bars instead

and it goes like this for a few hours !! its u, persi, and the boys playing around the park and having the time of ur lives !!! but then the ice cream truck comes and chan, not forgetting that you gave up ur prized swing for him, went over and bought u both some !!! and its the expensive soft serve ice cream too and ur like BITCH WAIT LEMME PAY U BACK

and hes like no !! u gave up ur swing for me !! im repaying u for ur kindness

persi and the kids in the background: huehuehue lovebirds

anyways u two playfully bicker about who owes who (chan insists ur both equal but u insist u owe him) before it gets really,,,, really dark our and u all have to head home and chan, smooth as hecking EVER, says he needs ur number so yall can settle this matter later and who are u to deny this hot guy with a cute accent ??? so u give him ur number and ur like “i WILL repay u”

and he gives u the cutest grin and is like “sure you will ! its a date” and he leaves and u fucking SCREAM

and he keeps u to it yall go on an ice cream date later and u treat this time !! tho he did try to sneakily pay when u left for the bathroom but you caught him in the act and he just,,, walks back to his seat and ur like :^) before paying for the two of you !!

also yall take some cute pics but he insists on having his mask on (you think its for the fashion but its bc he doesnt want to get caught by dispatch oopsies)

and this becomes a monthly thing !! you guys go out to a new ice cream place and try different flavors and stuff once a month as a date but also yall enjoy going on different kinds of dates as well :^)

such as exploring !!! chan told you his job sometimes forces him to stay up rlly late and ur like :( oh no bb but then hes like BUT LETS GO ON A NIGHT ADVENTURE and ur like oh HECK yeah !!! and you guys explore the city at night

also u both speak english and korean so sometimes yall just,, randomly switch between the two in the middle of ur sentences ! anyways uwu

this is maybe three months?? after yall started going on dates and yall are stargazing from the rooftop of the tallest building there is in the area and ur eyes are sparkling, looking at the sky as some soft music plays from ur playlist

and chan just blurts out an “i love you” and you whip your head because !!! holy shit !! and hes like “please, please be my girlfriend” and ur like omg YES !!!

and thats how yall start dating !! but he feels guilty bc hes assumed that u dont know that hes an idol and he calls you and hes like “ive been keeping a secret from you” and ur like “ur an idol? dw i been knew but ur a person before u r an idol !! it changes nothing between us” and his heart hecking BURSTS with his love for you bc !! u dont care abt his career u care about him primarily and he just LOVES YOU

anyways now that yall are an Established Couple lets explore the dynamics shall we?

tbh yall are just big hecking softies !!! yall love to stay in and cuddle because chan is a busybody and can be,, tired especially with promotions so sometimes yall just put on a nice movie or some cool tunes and,, cuddle with a bunch of blankets and stuff

and its rlly cute and wholesome and just,,, uwu

as mentioned yalls continue your ice cream dates !! its a tradition and even if he goes overseas yall just facetime each other and go out to an ice cream place and c o n s u m e !!!! its rlly cute actually and after a while yall settle on One ice cream place that not only has really good ice cream but is also not that busy so chan doesnt have to wear his mask inside !!!

hes five inches taller than you which is Optimal for forehead kisses !!! he just Smooch you all the time !! also loves smooching ur nose he thinks u have a v cute boopable nose !!! he just rlly loves showering u with affection

also he loves to be big spoon !!! he just likes emphasizing that he is bigger than you its fun and to him its very cute, especially when u get frustrated and ur like “IM NOT SHORT” and hes like aha, tell that to our height difference :)

also yall have made eachother so many playlists before and sometimes its a lil bit spicy to indicate that yall find each other Hot but mostly its just rlly cute, meaningful playlists that have made eachother cry

also you BETTER believe this sappy boy has made you more than one song !!! he just lovessss you and he subtly mentions u with nicknames and variations of spider man and ur like (O//W//O) bc thats so hecking cute and meaningful !!

also he better believe ur his number one supporter !! uve got all the merch (but also eventually he finds out that despite being ur bf ur bias is hyunjin and he pouts for a week straight lol)

also u steal so much of his clothing that at one point hes like “parker.. please return my shirts i have nothing but pants to wear” and ur like “oh my god bet?” jokes jokes but im sure the view would be nice oopsies

u dont say it but u love his accent a lot u think its rlly cute (and a lil hot) and he doesnt notice it at first but eventually he notices the dreamy look on ur face when he speaks english and hes like oh? is that what i think it is? and he goes out of his way to speak english from then on and ur like BITCH but also KEEP TALKING

u guys have some lowkey couples clothing but the most blatant is a matching necklace !! it has a sunflower charm on it and its rlly cute :)

anyways bitch lets get onto that hecking SPICEEEEE

u saw the babygirl broadcast. the og broadcast with the pic. and once that live was over u texted him like :^) babygirl huh?

and hes like,,,, oops !

but this prompted a discussion abt kinks between yall and he was like ,, i cant call u babygirl because imma have to call my fans that now to cover for myself but,,, a daddy kink,,, whew chile !

later that day he comes over to ur house and fucks you into the mattress as u scream daddy into the pillow! and dont worry; he calls u princess instead :)

he likes tying you up with these rlly nice silk ribbons !! especially these baby pink ones he thinks u look rlly cute with baby pink :^)

hes not into ageplay of course he thinks thats fucking weird but he likes being called daddy and sometimes when u want to be a brat ull lean into him in public and call him daddy and hes like Wait Till We Get Home and ur rlly in for it with then bc then ur getting it especially rough that day he doesnt give a FUCK

but semi-public spaces are a no go hes got an image to maintain and a career at risk so its strictly at ur place but the absolute tension between yall as yall approach ur place is palpable like... hes rlly intense

also sometimes hes rlly into producing music so sometimes ull be in his Producing Room with him and ur just,, rlly horny but hes like Im Sorry I Have To Work so u get off by riding his thigh and ur like NICE but hes like,,, fuck thats hot and so he takes a break from producing and instead fucks you in the recording room since its soundproof :^)

anyways yall are spicy oof the flavor !

#parkchan #spicy!

[contrabandhothead]

Hi! If you’re still accepting ship reqs, could request one? I’d like one for BoB. My name is Macy, though I prefer to be called Mavy. I’m 5’6, with a curvy frame, black hair, and greenish brown eyes. I have glasses and freckles (I’m quite pale). I enjoy reading poetry, listening to music, and watching documentaries. I’m a shy person, but once you get to now me I’m pretty loud. I also enjoy writing, painting, and pressing/drying flowers. Please message me if you need for info. Thank you! :)

Skip Muck

general

first off, you have an adorable name

moving on though

skip looooooves curvy girls and you will not change my mind or his

periodt

Skip spent soooo long trying to make you feel comfortable and open up to him

he cares a lot about your opinion, which is kinda weird because he normally seems like he doesn’t care what other people think of him

but he cares what you think of him

he loves how loud you are, but he also enjoys that sometimes you just listen to everything he has to say instead of giving your own 2 cents every second

Skip always brings you flowers he picked for you to press, his pockets are always full of petals and stems

he always jokes that he should model for your paintings, but he’d actually do it if you asked him

that’s the only time he’ll ever be still

he reads all of your writing, an he always gives you ideas for what should happen next if you’re having writers block

the man will watch every documentary you want to see, regardless of if he finds the topic interesting or not

he’ll always talk to you about the topic afterwards, he wants to know your thoughts

Skip lovessss dancing, especially to random songs he’s never heard of

90% of the songs he knows are ones that you recommended

he buys lots of poetry books, especially to help with writing inspiration

Skip is also quite pasty, so you guys always take turns putting sunscreen on each other at the beach

good luck though, the man never EVER sits still

it’s very hard, sunscreen gets everywhere 99% of the time

how you two met

you and Skip met at a book store

Skip and Penkala were running errands with Malarkey when Don decided he wanted to buy some books at the local bookstore

the majority of the trip to the bookstore had been Don trying to distance himself from Skip and Penk, as they were causing a riot and everyone was glaring at them

like Muck... no

you had decided to pick up a few new poetry books

you had asked if the other books you had ordered were in, but unfortunately, they weren’t and it would be a few more days

making your way over to the poetry aisles, you spotted yet ANOTHER group of people that didn’t know how to act in public

good grief

you shook your head, entering the aisle, praying that you’d find a book quickly so you wouldn’t have to travel farther down the aisle and have to talk to the random men

it was just your luck that the book that you had been searching for for months was currently behind the loudest man

there was no way you could get it without asking him to move

you busied yourself, pretending to read the synopsis of a random book off the shelf, praying they’d leaving soon

they didn’t

the book in question was one that you had been searching for for months... it was so popular, it had been sold out in every bookstore for MONTHS

you had yet to get your hands on it, and the book on the shelf was the last copy in stock

you mustered up the courage to approach them, turning towards the loud male

“Excuse me, can I just get past you for a second? There’s a book behind you that I’d like to look at.”

Skip blinked, staring at you in silence. Jesus, you were beautiful.

Skip quickly snapped out of his trance, stepping to the side

“Of course! Go right ahead.”

they were quiet for the next few minutes, not a peep coming from any of the three men. you realized as you looked up that they had left.

looking back down, you felt someone tap your shoulder

“Yes?”

the redhead wordlessly handed you a slip of paper, a phone number scrawled on the scrap of paper

“Call me sometime? - Skip Muck”

I’m so sorry this took forever! I hope that you enjoyed it though. Side note, but your interests really remind of the character Amy from Little Women??? You have different personalities, but the hobbies you have remind me of her. Anyways, I hope you have a lovely week! 💕

~ Ky

#skip muck #skip muck headcanons #band of brothers ships #band of brothers