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slashisms · 1 year

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Slashers First Time Seeing S/O’s Nipple Piercings

Minors DNI.

Michael Myers: Congratulations, you have his undivided attention, which is bad news. You should have locked your bedroom door. He would have barged in anyway and you would’ve had to buy another lock, but you could’ve delayed the discovery of his new favorite toy. You wouldn’t escape him for hours that night. Make your bras scarce or they’re going missing. He’s 100% Free the Nipple, enlightened by the sight of iridescent barbells running through your buds. Hope you like having your boobs pinched and twisted by his rough, massive hands. You complain that they’re sensitive, but he enjoys the noise you make because of it. It’s also his new favorite place to cum, don’t bother trying to stop him. Just stop protesting, it turns him on. He starts to steal jewelry from high end stores because you’re obviously concerned about metal quality of jewelry coming from Michael, who is frequently a dirty, bloody mess. You look up the engraving on a pair and the comma in the price tag seems like compensation enough.

Jason Vorhees: Absolutely scandalized. He didn’t even know people could put jewelry there! Practically faints when you describe the process. You let them stab you with a needle twice? Why?! The only one you’ll have to encourage to look at you. He’s suspiciously scarce whenever you’re undressing, so you may have ambushed him. You push your chest into his view and say, “Because they’re pretty!” He glances down at the gold jewel encrusted hearts encasing your nipples and helplessly agrees. He will not touch them, much too afraid to hurt you. Secretly loves when you play with them, especially while riding him. Confront him on his not-so covert glances (It’s adorable how he can’t manage to peek even with a mask.) and he’ll go missing, sometimes for days and come back covered in blood.

Bo Sinclair: He’s speechless, but not for long. It’s a sweltering day and you refused to be anywhere near a bra or put on more than a flimsy tank top. The sight of you bouncing down the steps, breasts swaying and encircled in two hoops had him trailing off mid greeting, eyes darting to your chest and face like he couldn’t believe his eyes. He never would have expected that type of piercing on someone like you, so sweet and shy. Because he’s a bastard, it doesn’t take long for him to start in on the sex shaming. You roll your eyes and make an offhand comment that if he ever wanted to see you with your top off, he better shut up. It’s almost funny, how quickly he not-quite apologizes. Unfortunately for many dead feminists, he seduces you into fucking on the table where you’re much more amenable to his filthy drawl when he’s got your legs on his shoulders, drilling into you mercilessly. If you cum when he calls you his “dirty fucking whore,” that’s no one’s business, but your own.

Brahms Heelshire: Let’s be honest, he saw them long before you knew he existed. He’s spying on you undressing before a shower, because he’s a pervert, but also British (Derogatory) so he’s repressed about it. Nice girls don’t pierce those places, he tries to tell himself. He fails miserably and jerks off furiously, picturing the sparkle of the opal butterflies sculpting your pebbled nipple. When he finally gets to touch you, he’s obsessed, constantly begging you to let him get his mouth on them. He’ll beg you to sit in his lap while he rocks into you, face buried in your chest and lips wrapped around your nipple. His tongue curls greedily over the jewelry, hips pummeling desperately into you until you’re both cumming. Then he insists you cock warm him, unwilling to stop sucking and biting marks into your skin. You will have to pry him off of you because he’ll whine pitifully and ignore your complaints about being sore. He’ll keep his mouth latched onto you for hours if you let him, grinding against you and playing with your clit. The man has a Mommy kink visible from space so if you’re willing to indulge him, he’s a insufferable brat. Good Luck.

Billy Loomis & Stu Macher: Literally fist fighting each other to get to you. [“Move, bitch!” Tiktok]. You watch, amused and a little horrified when they start shoving the other out of the way, trying to get their hands on you first. Your earlier reluctance as you looked over your outfit and the very obvious flower shaped jewelry poking through your crop top was completely unnecessary. The two of them are Peak ‘My girl can wear whatever she wants, I can fight” Energy and are constantly encouraging you to dress more promiscuously. They hadn’t been expecting this though, not with how polite and quiet you were. Despite being shorter, Billy gets to you first due to the vicious punch he delivers to Stu’s kidney. “Babe.” He starts, looking at you before stopping and glaring at your boobs, fingers crawling under your top and caressing the warm metal.

You notice Stu creeping behind you and put a stop to it, hyper aware of their intention to strip you. You regret your stubbornness twenty minutes later when they’re fondling you in public, grinning evilly when a passerby sees them and looks away. They’re fascinated. (And may have been on the fence about killing you before this. Now, you’re way too interesting. Congrats, I guess, you’ve got two killers wrapped around your finger.)

#slasher x reader #michael myers x reader #jason vorhees x reader #bo sinclair x reader #brahms heelsire x reader #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x reader #black!reader #reader insert #mine.txt #drabble.txt

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celabi · 1 year

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I seek validation

Will scummy scara love me even though I'm flat asf? Feeling so much insecure rn

-🌙

Scummy scaramouche will love you no matter what bff. Literally no matter what you look like he’s going to drop to his knees either way and label you as the most perfect person in the whole world 🙈 chest size does not matter to him in the slightest, big boobs? Awesome! Small boobs? Perfect! Like size doesn’t even matter cause at the end of the day, he’s gonna suck em either way 🫡 LMAO

Anyways he’s more of a thigh an ass man then a titty man, amen 🙏

I love u bae 💋 you’re beautiful, no matter what u look like ON GODDDDDD

#🌙 anon #🍃 — chatting ☆彡

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silly-ehggy · 3 months

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I saw your most recent ask and thought "hell yeah peace and love on planet boobs amen!!" and went to follow you and then saw that I was already following you 😭

anyways that's all I had to say, I hope you're doing well!!

Hell yeah!!!

#doot #ask #spamton #spamton with boobs. thats it.

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ivomartins · 4 months

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(HS anon turned SoCN anon is back.)

My tiny problem with the beautiful piece of cake that is Livius: his friendship path is suspiciously... Too romantic. When he gave her the necklace I was crying confused because I honestly thought I chose some romantic option. And then I read the scene is the same for those romancing him, except maybe a few lines. I loved the scene, but it does read very romantic, at least to me. But that is a me problem. Or maybe I'm just mad that I don't have a Livius in my life who will give me cute necklaces and comfort me when my friends are murdered.

The points you brought up in regards to Amen and his romance path are completely understandable and I can see it can get very annoying, very fast. I personally love it because he sounds incredibly pathetic when he goes full horny mode; I know it is not author's intent, but that's how I read it. He does need to chill, though. I honestly don't know if she writes her eViL LIs like that or he's just a unique case. That being said, the moments when he shows affection and acts gentle with Evthys are Poetic Cinema™.

Anyway. I said his smile, you say sad frown + doubtful expression, allow me to introduce you to ✨his blushing face✨. It's super subtle, but the moment I noticed I was like sir you are supposed to be scary, stop being adorable. And the only downside of the supreme epistetes outfit is that it covers his boobs; the other diamond outfit has that sick neck piece and the incredibly gorgeous purple cape. Ugh. Big boy really said you can't torture and kill people if you don't look pretty. This is Fashion, Horus, ✨FASHION✨. Gorgeous outfits though, I love them so much, I was so mad when he went back to his original outfit in the most recent episode. I despise that thing, that's not Fashion, those are some shower curtains he found around the house and another war crime added to his long list.

boy do i hear you loud and clear on that need for a livius in a bitch's life smh

KHGDKFJHGDFG i honestly live for the fact that you dig amen being absolutely pathetic like that like. now that i think about it... that is definitely ✨a way✨ of looking at the scenes. i can definitely see why you'd love it because of that HAHA also, it is definitely just the author's style because my LI in kali was amrit and she pulled the same exact shit with him too 🙄 but thankfully managed to keep me hooked when she strayed away from the overt attraction shit and started adding more emotion to the scenes but guess what that only happened in the final season lolol so i'm like. if i had the patience for amrit mayhaps i can have the patience for amen we shall see 👀 because ngl i'm still two timing between him and livius i didn't lock either of them in yet rip

HIS BLUSHING FACE 😭 god he has no right looking like an overgrown puppy like that, can't believe i forgot that one. also can't believe that my mind is betraying me and i'm completely forgetting what his other diamond outfit looks like??? i will never get over the supreme epistates tho i think it's imprinted on my soul especially that slit where his chest shows... simply tantalizing. BUT ME TOO i was so mad when he switched to his default outfit i was like wtf is THAT 😭 i also hated the chucky-esque red eyed shot of his face with a passion i was like HOW DARE YOU MAKE HIM UGLY LIKE THAT - except for the fully body shot of course like we really got to see his Giant Ass™ in all its glory didn't we

#song of the crimson nile #shut up jen #conversations #figured i should stop spamming the rc tag since we're clearly not going to stop rambling away any time soon lolol #feel free to let know about your other fave LIs or books anyone i'd love to keep chatting <3 #anon* not anyone dfgdfgdf #you can even hit me up privately whatever you're comfortable with <3

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animebw · 1 year

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I'm glad you are enjoying this demon slayer season (or at least enjoying it more then previous seasons). Having read the entire manga I sometimes wonder if I'm having more fun with the anime bc of something the anime in particular is doing right/better or if it's bc I was already prepared for all the bits that disappointed me so it doesnt hurt as hard the second time. Still, just bc I already know all the manga disappointing bits it doesn't mean the anime cant add new disappointments, so I am pleasantly surprised that there was no boob jiggling in any of the fights so far! Why yes the bar is on the floor, and i dont trust the show that there will never be a boob jiggle in the fight at some point, as they kind of already gave us that in an non-fight scenario with mitsuri literally breasting boobly down the stairs in episode 1. Anyways I hope the show continues to not deeply disappoint either of us! (But if it does you can drop the show, life is too short to waste time on disappointing anime, and I will personally fight off anyone that tries to bother you about it)

Amen, brother/sister/genderqueer sibling of choice.

#anime #the anime binge watcher #tabw #tabw q+a #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba

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jjkyaoi · 3 years

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i can’t believe we live in a society where a couple people will genuinely take tommy replying to dream on twitter for a joke about boobs as him being the next coming of satan and an insensitive prick. it’s a joke about boobs. what are you, a boob anti?

#i cant believe there’s some people that are genuinely angry at that #bestie..... it’s a joke #you ever heard a joke before?#he’s friends with dream he’s not doing it out of malicious intent you’re the one who’s taking it that way #anyway. boobs. amen #mcyt #mcytblr #dream smp #tommyinnit #mcyters

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procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics · 2 years

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The Lothbroks, aka, the European version of the Kardashians.

Summary: When Barbie Murray time travels, she finds out that pink isn’t available in Viking times. Luckily, her new besties all understand that boobs are the best and slay (literally?!) with her.

Notes: I’m finally done! This was so much fun to write to all the kings, queens and gender-neutral rulers, enjoy this crack fic. It’s my new fave.

My inspos for bimbo dearest are Karen smith, Elle woods and the lovely @chrissychlapecka on insta

The character speaks Norse bc reasons and magic, and she’s besties with Hvitty bc he’s the biggest himbo in the series. Also she’s QUEER bc queer bimbos are the best bimbos. Only platonic relationships in this one!!

Based on this request, i hope you like it!

Barbie

There are a few things to know about me, Barbara Murray. One, don’t call me Barbara, unless you want me to put you on my list of idiots and douches. Barbie or babe is fine. Two, I LOVE pink and three? Umm, well, I kinda forgot about three. We can come back to it later.

Anyways, you may be wondering, what is this thing? Technically, it’s my English notebook, but I’m in a cellar right now. And it’s weird. Plus, Annie Frank got famous for her diary, and we don’t even know if she was up to date with the tea from the forties.

The cellar is really musty, and I hope that they’ll just get me out of here and sell me back home. This sicko with brown clothes found me in the woods with a bunch of other men who all haven’t showered in at least a week and dragged me down here!

He tried to take my purse too, but there’s no way that I’m letting go of my baby, so I whacked him over the head real hard and he let it go for now. I’ve been here for what? Three days now?

Let me be honest, the food they have sucks too! And not only because it doesn’t fit my diet (I’m totally animal cruelty free by the way) but also because it’s just gross. It’ll be good for my stomach though. Like a natural detox or something.

On the first day, the castle was totally loud, and I couldn’t even sleep, but then it got kinda quiet. This old guy with a beard came down here, and he gave me Santa vibes, but in a bad way. He gave me some wine – that was good at least and then he left again. Right now, this priest (or at least I think he’s a priest, he’s been singing in Latin or so) is staring at me. Everyone stares at me here, but I know it’s just because they’re jealous of my jumpsuit.

Actually, maybe my daddy screwed them over too, and that’s why I’m here.

“Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.” The priest suddenly said.

Gloria Patrizi? I know that girl!

“You know, I don’t understand half of what you’re saying babe, but you should know that Gloria is a total bitch. She’s a cheater and she broke my baby brother’s heart!” I tried to tell him, but he just kept going. Don’t ask me why, neither of us was getting anything out of the conversation.

And then, this priest had the audacity to throw water at me! Literally! He just splashed it on my hair. I told him some nasty words that I won’t put into my biography and then he looked terrified and left. Kinda rude of him.

Well, after that I tried to get some beauty sleep but then they had the audacity to ring church bells! Who even does that in LA?

Hvitserk

The raid had been successful of course. Who was going to stand in the way of the Heathen Army? Or him, for that matter? However, his brothers were fighting again, over what to do with the Saxon king, and he didn’t want to listen any longer.

Harald’s men were already searching for wine in the cellars, but Hvitserk was more interested in the people that had been left behind in the dungeons. Perhaps one of them would be able to tell him more about what happened to his father.

He found himself disappointed at the amount of prisoners. At first it seemed like there were none at all, but when he got to the last cell, he saw a woman sitting in one corner, wearing extremely bright clothes. Brighter than anything his mother had ever worn!

“Ragnar Lothbrok.” Hvitserk demanded, hoping that the name would ring a bell in this woman’s mind. She looked up, and Hvitserk narrowed his eyes at her make-up. She wore something that was similar to the eyeliner Yidu had once drawn on herself in Frankia and her eyes were encrusted with – were those gems?!

It was either gems or something else that was glittering while she turned her head.

“Who?” she asked. “Wait, is he famous? Or is that your name? It’s a weird name if you ask me but- “

“You speak Norse?” Hvitserk interrupted.

The woman snorted and rolled her eyes, as if Hvitserk was the biggest idiot to ever grace the Earth. “No, I’m speaking English sweetie.” She laughed.

Hvitserk found himself blushing under her open affection. She was certainly more direct than other Saxon women.

“I’m Hvitserk.” He introduced. The woman’s brows furrowed for a moment, and she laid her head to the side as if she was pondering over a difficult question.

“That sounds like a sneeze babe, no offense. I’m going to call you babe, okay?”

“I’m not a babe!” Hvitserk protested angrily, stepping towards the cell’s bars. Instead of shrinking back, the woman only rolled her eyes again.

“Fine, I’ll call you Hvitty then.”

“And you?” Hvitserk asked. If she was going to be rude about his name, he would be rude about hers.

“What about me?” the woman asked. Absentmindedly, she took a vial with a clear liquid inside out of her bag and smeared some on her lips. It made them shine nicely, and momentarily, Hvitserk was distracted before he snapped back to attention.

“Want some? It’s cherry flavored.” She offered, holding the thin stick from the vial out.

“I like cherry.” Hvitserk agreed, and stepped even nearer, unsure why. The woman put some of the liquid on his lips and a sweet smell that was much to strong immediately hit his nose, before he licked his lips to taste it.

It did not taste much like cherry.

“Why did you do that?” the woman shrieked, and she looked flabbergasted (one of Hvitserk’s favorite words).

“You said it was cherry flavored.” He shrugged. She huffed, crossing her arms.

“So what’s your name?” Hvitserk tried again.

“Oh my name! It’s Barbara.” She began, but suddenly she jutted her finger out, stabbing a brightly painted nail into his chest. “But! Don’t call me that! Call me Barbie!”

“Barbie? That’s not a real name.” Hvitserk laughed and the woman turned on her heel, grabbing a small, also very bright sack from one corner of her cell.

“Well, I exist, so it’s real.” She said, as if that was the most obvious thing. “And I don’t really know what a Lothbrok is, but maybe that’s just because you’re European.”

European? What did that mean? Was it an insult?

“I’m also a Lothbrok.” Hvitserk informed her proudly, trying to ignore the fact that she wasn’t paying much attention to him, instead staring into a small, round device. Suddenly, she snapped it closed and smiled at him brightly.

“Oh! So it’s like a last name? That’s super cool. Hvitty, do you have the key for this cell? I’ve got a mani-pedi scheduled with my girls tomorrow and I really need to get home.”

Hvitserk didn’t bother asking what a mani-pedi was supposed to be, choosing to instead grab the keys from one of the dead guardsmen. When he came back, Barbie was brushing her hair, but clapped her hands together at the sight of him.

“Bestie! You’re back!” she squealed, and Hvitserk found himself more and more confused by her by the second.

As soon as the cell door was open, the woman walked outside, immediately hooking her arm with Hvitserk’s. He would’ve made a comment about it, if he hadn’t noticed her strange shoes in that moment. They were, of course, in that bright color he had never seen before, and had stilts at the bottom. He almost wanted to shake his head.

Somehow, Barbie noticed, immediately stopping in her tracks. “Are you hating on my heels? ‘Cause I can run in them, and I’ll run after you if you make one shady comment.”

“I’ve- I’ve just never seen such shoes before.” Hvitserk stuttered.

“Men.” Barbie muttered under her breath but put her arm back in his. “So, are you like, the only Lothbrok? Or are there more Lothbroks? ‘Cause my family is like, big. You know, I have lots of siblings, and half-siblings, and stepsiblings and everything. My daddy calls it the horribly big Murray clan, but I like them all.”

“I have four brothers. One half-brother and three full brothers. They’re fighting, so I doubt- “

“Family drama? There’s no way you’re keeping me away from that.” She protested, before coming to a halt before the guardsman.

“Is he like, dead?” she whispered.

“Why are you whispering?” Hvitserk replied, also lowering his voice.

“He could be sleeping! It’s important that your sleep cycle isn’t interrupted, that’s just bad for your skin.”

“I’m pretty sure he’s dead.” Hvitserk said.

“Pretty sure?” she shrieked. “You didn’t check? Did you kill him?!”

“I did not kill him.” Hvitserk replied, trying to hold back his laughter as Barbie prodded the Saxon with her ‘heels’.

“You should totally introduce me to your brothers.” Barbie demanded, and Hvitserk almost wanted to pinch the bridge of his nose. She obviously had no idea how dangerous they all were, but she had survived the Saxons with all her bullshit, and speaking Norse, so he decided that this was all fate.

“Just to prepare you, my youngest brother Ivar has a bit of a temperament.” Hvitserk said, but as Barbie cheerfully nodded, he gave up on warning her – she’d manage somehow.

***

Ubbe was the first to notice Hvitserk and Barbie standing in the doorway, and Hvitserk quickly noticed the questioning brow his older brother gave him, quickly shaking his head in response.

“Hey guys!” Barbie began enthusiastically, “Are you Hvitty’s brothers?”

While the others stared at her, Ivar began to snigger. “Hvitty?” he asked.

“Yeah, totes!” she replied. “It’s my nickname for him. Who are you? Ivar?”

Ivar seemed a bit taken aback by her manner, just like Hvitserk, but still nodded. She listened as the other brothers introduced themselves and then nodded to the ceiling.

“Okay, but why do you guys have a guy in a cage? Are you some kind of cult?”

“That’s the man who killed our father.” Ivar replied darkly.

“We’re getting revenge for him.” Sigurd added.

“That’s like totally medieval, but I love it for you guys!” She laughed, walking over to Ivar. “Can you scooch over a bit? That cell was like, totally uncomfy and I really need to rest my knees. Walking in heels is hard work.”

Hvitserk was surprised when Ivar did move, and Barbie sat down next to him, crossing her legs and setting her bag down on her knees.

“So who are you, and what is it you do?” Ubbe asked.

“Well, I’m Barbie, and mostly,” she paused for a second, stretching out her legs and leaning onto the chair. “Well I guess I slay, most of the time.”

“You” Bjorn began, “Are a warrior?”

“Well that’s what my Pilates coach says.” Barbie shrugged. “Do you guys do Pilates too?”

“Is that a fighting style?” Ivar asked, suddenly interested.

“No! It’s a lifestyle. Of course, I don’t expect you guys to understand. You look like tough mudders, which is totally gross because my ex did it every weekend. Being the supportive girlfriend I am, I went with him and it ruined two of my handbags and three pairs of heels!”

Slowly, Ivar began nodding along. He was confused, just like the rest of them, but Hvitserk could tell that he found her just as amusing as he did. “And what did you do in response?” he asked.

“Well, I asked him to apologize, and when he went on an ego-trip because of it, I broke up with him.”

The conversation went on for a while, and Hvitserk watched as Barbie answered all of his brothers questions. He was beginning to realise that she probably wasn’t Saxon or Viking, or anything else they had ever encountered.

“Where are you from?” he asked carefully.

“LA, duh. I’m American, even though that’s gotten a little problematic nowadays, but it’s the Golden Coast, so I still slay.”

Before any of the brothers could ask her any more questions, King Harald burst in.

“Are you finally done with Ecbert? The people are getting impatient.” He announced, not noticing Barbie. Absentmindedly, Hvitserk let his hand wander down to the axe in his belt. He liked Barbie, and he considered her a sort of strange friend.

“We are not.” Ivar replied. “Tell them it’ll take some more time.”

“Don’t tell me what to do.” Harald said.

“Why? Because I’m the youngest or a cripple?” he asked. Hvitserk heard Barbie gasp.

“Ivar! Don’t let others define your worth like that! I think you’re amazing. You know what, you can do what Ivar says. I might only have known him for an hour or so, but he gave me a seat, so I’ll be the judge of character here. I think you suck.”

“And who are you?” Harald asked, his voice dangerously low.

“Barbie Murray. Last year’s Miss California, and the best fashion advisor you could ask for. And it looks like you are in desperate need, mister.”

To Hvitserk’s surprise, Harald did not kill Barbie on the spot, instead choosing to turn around and slam the door behind him.

“Hvitty, is he always like that?” Barbie asked, and he nodded with a sigh.

“Come on, I can’t imagine the Saxons gave you very good food while you were in there, let’s get you something to eat.”

***

After dinner, Hvitserk and Ivar made sure that Barbie got a well-protected and comfortable tent to sleep in, and Hvitserk himself was about to settle down, when he suddenly heard a shriek from Barbie’s tent.

Immediately, he sprung up and hurried to her, only to see her kneeling over her ‘handbag’.

“Hvitty, it’s broken!” she cried, holding it out to him, and Hvitserk realized that there was a large tear in the leather. He would’ve laughed at the comical horror in her eyes, but during the day, he had learned how much her handbag meant to Barbie (almost as much as her current girlfriend), so he rushed to her side to examine the tear.

“Oh this world is so cruel!” Barbie cried, and Hvitserk attempted to pat her on the back.

“Don’t worry Barbie! .” He reassured. “I’m sure one of the shieldmaidens will be able to help you.”

Barbie sniffled on his shoulder, but nodded, leaning into Hvitserk as they walked towards another part of the camp. Hvitserk had to smile to himself. His new friend might be strange, but she was one of the kindest people he had ever met, and that included Helga. He was going to get that bag fixed for her.

#barbie murray #hvitserk #ivar #ubbe #bjorn #harald #sigurd #hvitserk x oc #ivar the boneless #vikings #ivar lothbrok #history vikings #request #hvitserk ragnarsson #bimbo oc

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fictiophillia · 2 years

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OBEY ME BROTHERS + DIAVOLO AND BARBATOS REACTING TO YOU AS :

GENDER NEUTRAL! MC / GENDER NOT SPECIFIED

aside from the tits thing but- man titties is a thing and there's nb people with boobs as myself so-

ALSO FORGIVE FOR MAMMON'S ACCENT I TRIED I'M NOT EVEN A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER BAJAKEHSKEHSKDH

I was going to do Simeon, Luke and Solomon too but I don't think they would fit this so- I mean they would just be proud and then disappointed and Solomon wouldn't even care.

Scenario

"Could you give me a minute of silence now please? I'm going to pray."

*mc gets on their knees, and brings their hands together*

"what a great day to not be pregnant

thank you god

our father who art in heaven hallow thee by name

my tits are big, and I am hot

amen"

Lucifer

"sure."

As soon as he realized what you just had said he was so confused.

"you're going to what now?"

but as soon as you got on your knees and started saying it he didn't know if he actually sighed because he was somehow relived of what was your "pray" (didn't want to be betrayed lmao poor demon really thought you had switched sides) or because he had one more idiot to deal with (besides mammon).

"Y/N I don't have time for this you know."

Mammon

Probably didn't even heard you at first, was too busy flirting with his credit card.

But then you got on your knees.

"Oi, human! What yer doin'!?"

"what do you mean I said I was going to pray."

Mammon.exe stopped working

As confused as Lucifer

Then you started talking and he actually laughed.

"Ya surely are hot."

Leviathan

Leviathan.exe stopped working

"Pray???!!! Have you gone nuts????! That's so not poggers!"

Then you said it.

He was relieved but confused????

"Ew, what's up with that normie stuff, say something understandable at least!"

Probably the one that will complain the most.

Like- he's all of a gamer and an internet person but his humor is still the same as millennials.

Satan

"Alright just try not to be loud."

Another one that wasn't paying attention.

But even distracted by his book the word "pray" had him looking up at you, getting on your knees.

"Wait care to repeat it??!"

"I'm going to pray, Satan."

"Uhm, no I don't think you will, Y/N"

You did it nonetheless.

And even though he tried hiding it with the same coldness as Lucifer you could actually see a faint smile on his face.

Asmodeus

Always pays attention to you and what you say do when you told him you were going to pray that actually caught him out of guard.

"Oh darling you mean pray in like hunting??!!"

"No, asmo, I mean pray as in praying."

Found it suspicious of you but didn't complain and actually let you.

Probably the one that wouldn't judge if you were Christian/Religious asides from Mammon and Beel.

"Also am I relieved of none of us being pregnant! Have you seen babies? They're so gross! Always drooling everywhere!"

".... I just told you I was gonna pray and that's all you have to say? SERIOUSLY??"

Beelzebub

"Warn me if I am too loud."

Would say that before realizing what you said but even when he did he didn't take it back or question you.

Like I said before, he, Asmo and Mammon wouldn't judge your religious choices (although they would prefer if you didn't pray to God).

"You do have a nice body :))"

Wanted to question why you didn't want to have children but decided to stay silent.

Belphegor

"If you wake me up by being too loud I'm gonna beat your ass."

He never woke up so fast.

"WAIT YOU ARE GONNA- I DON'T THINK I'VE HEARD THAT RIGHT."

Like Satan he'll pull out a "no you won't."

But you're a bad bitch so you do it anyways.

".... I can't believe you woke me up for this."

Will blame you for ruining his sleep.

Diavolo

"I don't think that's suitable for this place, are you sure about what you're about to do?"

You just tell him to listen and give him a reassuring smile.

Also laughed when you were done.

And unlike Beel he actually questioned why you didn't to have children.

"May I ask why you wouldn't like to have a child?"

I bet he would actually like to have one so if you really don't want one.... You got yourself a problem there.

Barbatos

"My apologies can you repeat?"

Was like a calmer version of Satan.

"Could I ask why that suddenly? I didn't know you were a religious person, as you never showed any interest on that part."

You ignored the question knowing it would be answered soon.

"oh... well that was in fact an amusing... pray... :)"

Was nervous at first but it's pretty chill about it, understands the GenZ humor easier than Leviathan surprisingly.

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i don’t think drawing stuff as a wlw is inherently subversive but i do think that there’s usually a character to drawings of sexy women by wlw that feels more grounded and less objectifying. (ur art has this quality) i wouldn’t find ur art creepy done by a man anyway because of ur attention to anatomy and the character u give to everyone u draw. and u do definitely know how to draw a real boob. basically i wouldn’t worry about it (idk if u actually wanted a response but here’s my two cents)

Yes I always appreciate an outside perspective! I definitely agree about the other characteristics of a drawing, I notice that with other people’s artwork, but it’s so hard to take a step back and analyze your own with the same objectivity.

It’s hard to unlearn the habit of justifying the space you take up as a wlw. Especially when it comes to one’s open and honest attraction. I think about my perception of women and how I perpetuate internalized misogyny or objectify others literally all the time. But ultimately……. At the end of the day…….. I want to draw hot hot sexy women….…………… and I think that’s very valid of me 😌 amen

#asks #this is a crisis I have every time I create content #and by crisis I mean I overthink it for a few good minutes #and then flip the canvas and I’m like oh this is fine lol #truly flashbacks to me watching the first suicide squad movie and thinking how objectifying!!!#what a disservice to Harley’s complex character!!!!!#but me also having an intense crush on Margot Robbie like 👀👀👀👀👀👀#how could anyone 👀👀👀👀👀 enjoy such filth 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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spacesuitsforemergency · 3 years

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Honestly Carrie still gets made fun of for just how religious her mother was, cause when she was alive (Jon killed her when Carrie was 16, she’s 17 now) she wasn’t allowed to go on dates, she had to wear clothes that covered everything and I mean everything, she wore a cross necklace, carried a bible, prayed to herself, stuff like that so everyone would laugh at her for having to do all that all the time

“The only thing Creepy Carrie gets down on her knees for is praying to Jesus Christ amen.”

“Oh you can’t go on dates cause your mom won’t let you? Don’t worry, even if she did, it’s not like anyone would want to go out with you anyways. Nobody even wants to touch or look at you, freak.”

“I heard her dads in a psych ward, and we all know her moms a delusional bible thumper. Guess that explains why she’s so goddamn weird.”

“Hey Scary Carrie! Heard Aunt Flo’s visiting you, I left you a surprise in your locker to make you feel better!”

“Good thing she’s flat huh? Otherwise she’d go to Hell or whatever shit her mom said to my mom cause I actually have boobs. Like, it’s not my fault she gave birth to the girl no guy wants to go near.”

Then she turns around and glares at them all, but she can’t ever find the courage to actually do something about it, so she just keeps walking to her locker, where the girls filled it to the brim with tampons and wrote “Plug It Up” on the door in red ink

#tw bullying #just watched Carrie 2002 so SORRY FOR CARRIE ANGST-#but Kitty sees and after she helps Carrie clean it up she devises her payback #carrie crane

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mindyminho · 3 years

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I’ve never felt so hurt until I was trembling while watching a series before. Oh-aew have always laid all his feelings on the table and Teh will always, without fail, disregard him of it.

I’ve always wanted to address that scene where Oh-aew tried his mom’s bra. I gotta say he looked good 🥰 But I wonder if he’s wearing it because he wanted to or if its because Teh was always grabbing his boobs that he wished he had them himself. I also wonder if Teh grabbed Oh-aew’s boobs conciously or unconciously 🤔

Episode 4 was sad. It was indeed a roller coaster ride. Not the normal ones. Y’know, those with the highest level of- OH ANYWAYS. I am really sad that the ending of the episode is how it is. I’ve never understood those who always disregard important things about their life and put their feelings first. I am one, who do not understand why Oh-aew wanted to stop studying just because he was hurt and Teh giving up his early admission because he wanted Oh-aew to continue his studies without the admission exam. I mean, was it all worth it? Those sacrifices? I wouldn’t know. I hope someone can enlighten me on this.

I honestly LOVE the enemies to lovers trope in any series. But whats with you guys being bffs and then enemies and then semi-lovers (I’m looking at you Teh 👀 my boii Oh-aew is ready for the next step) and then back to enemies. What is this going back and forth all about? Are y’all okay? 😂 Do you gays know you are breaking my heart into pieces? 😭 Just get together already.

Oh well, being the optimistic me, when Oh-aew said he was gonna sit for the admission exam on his IG story, I was like, “Yayyyyy more subjects to study with Teh!!!” since Teh is also sitting for the exam, well that is IF they want to study together again, no? Lol okayyyy. All in all, there’s only ONE episode left. I AM HONESTLY PRAYING TO GOD, WITH ALL MY HEART,

Please let my boys, lovely Teh and dear Oh-aew to end up together happily. 🤲🏻🙏🏻✨

Amen.

#i told sunset about you #itsay #i told sunset about you the series #i told sunset about you ep4 #bkpp the series #bkpp #billkinpp #billkin #pp krit #teh x oh aew #tehohaew #this episode was phenomenal

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abloodymess · 5 years

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After her Grammy performance I keep seeing people kind of acting shocked that Dolly Parton is actually “good”, not like a big boobed country singing gimmick and it makes me soooo angry.

Dolly on a technical level is just as good (if not better) guitar player than any of her male contemporaries, and none of those old bastards do it with nails, style, and constantly having to be good-natured about her looks and being a woman in music. ALSO, she is an amazing banjo player! Like no fooling super good.

Anyways Dolly Parton rules always and forever amen.

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07-Ghost - The World (Part. 3)

Episodes 21-30 of the 07-Ghost radio show! Aww man, I’m really sad it’s over. I had a lot of fun listening the whole way through. It definitely made me a Namikawa Daisuke fan. I look forward to spotting him in another role!

Episode 21

Kuroyuri VA’s second episode. Honestly, she was kind of annoying (sorry!) She wouldn’t stop cracking up at everything and it made the whole episode very chaotic. They started out by discussing: their ideal birthdays and nicknames they’ve had in their lives. They then played a “what would you do?” game where they had to pick the most popular reaction to various scenarios. This time the punishment was to speak like a servant/butler. The loser was...Namikawa of course (lol every time!)

Namikawa failing at keigo was honestly the highlight of the episode for me because, same. Apparently this episode came out close to the end of the anime. Funny that the show would go on for so long after the show was already over. I guess because the manga was ongoing and they still had DVD sales to boost?

Episode 22

The first no-Namikawa episode in a long time (another scheduling issue). This time though we got two guests: Castor and Lab’s VAs! Saiga called it a “church special” lol. It did feel like a mini reunion. The opening discussion was “what do you do to calm down when you feel stressed.” Lab’s VA said he likes to be alone/have alone time. Castor’s VA said he likes to eat sweets lol. Maybe it’s because Namikawa wasn’t there to react, but they barely read any fan mail.

For a game, since Lab’s VA was there they played a “flower language” game where they had to guess what each flower signified. Somehow the flowers were also connected to birthdays? I tried to Google this but couldn’t find much. I want to know my birthday flower! Anyway, the final corner was a “Last Supper” where they ate something that was supposed to taste like chestnut and another thing that was supposed to taste like sweet potato. For once, both experiments were yummy.

Episode 23

In this episode Namikawa comes back and so does Lab’s VA (sorry, I should probably learn his name). I was honestly pretty relieved to hear Namikawa again because he’s really the heart of the show. They discussed their blood types and caught Namikawa up on what he missed in the last episode. I finally looked up what the heck “Namikawa ga Kamu” means (the name of one of the corners) and I think what they’re going for is that he snaps at the listeners who send him ridiculous mail lol. Kamu has a bunch of different meanings so it took me awhile to get that.

They played another flower-themed game. This time they had to guess which flowers out of a bunch listed were currently blooming. They kept saying “ah that one blooms in winter, huh?” and I was like “wtf? Nothing blooms in winter!” Damn you Japan and your higher temps! This time Saiga and Lab’s VA lost and their punishment was to speak like a maiko (I didn’t even know maiko had a unique speech style). The final segment was responding to listeners worries but I honestly struggled to understand what they were saying and spaced out a little, oops! Lab’s VA said he wants to come back, but was disappointed in the lack of food this time around lol.

Episode 24

Wow, a Bastien episode, how unexpected. I honestly forgot what Bastien sounded like because he was in so little of the anime, but he has a nice, deep voice. Probably second deepest after Ayanami. It cracked me up how he and Namikawa bonded over how they both voice dead guys. The started the episode out by discussing what kind of food they like to eat in November and then talked about how popular/unpopular they were in their younger years. One fanmail asked what they would give Teito as a birthday present and no one really knew what to say LOL (it is a hard question). Namikawa said a camera and Bastien’s VA said “Mikage” loool.

I thought the game they chose for the Bastien episode “find the impostor” was clever, but it was hard to play along. It was another game where they had to pick “which one of these doesn’t belong” out of a list of 07 Ghost things, but they didn’t clearly read out the options so it wasn’t super interesting to listen to. Bastien’s VA lost and his punishment was to talk like a country bumpkin for the next segment. They ended the episode by doing the confessional-like corner and listening to listener’s sins. Amen.

Episode 25

Another Kuroyuri episode! I guess she was really available lol. This one was recorded around Christmas time so it was slightly Christmas themed. They talked about sock fetishes (for some reason lol) & read some more chaotic fan mail. One girl that wrote in claimed to be from Namikawa’s elementary school and they freaked out.

The game they played this time around was “what do you want for Christmas” where each person listed a bunch of things they might want for Xmas and then the others had to guess what the correct answer was. Kuroyuri asked something along the lines of “what cup size boobs do most women want?” I’m used to boobs coming up a lot in stupid anime so I was kinda surprised to hear real people have that conversation lol. Namikawa was clearly uncomfortable and gave the “I think size doesn’t matter” speech haha. (By the way, the answer was C cup). Namikawa lost as usual and had to use “reindeer speech” for the following segment. His interpretation of this was to add “tona” at the end of every sentence (because tonakai = reindeer).

The final segment was Last Supper and they ate things that are supposed to taste like melon when you eat them together (white chocolate + apple juice, cucumber + honey). Apparently neither hit the mark but at least they weren’t too gross this time.

Episode 26

Jun (Hakuren’s VA) returns! They call him “Jun Jun” which is way too cute. I think he’s one of my favorite guests, just cuz he’s so iconic and has great energy for radio. In this episode they discussed what color each person would be (Namikawa = orange, Jun = black, Saiga = blue). They also discussed New Year’s resolutions because this was recorded around January. They played an 07-Ghost themed version of karuta which was fun to play along with. Guess who lost? (It was Namikawa lol). I totally didn’t get what his punishment was. He had to talk like “maro/daimaro” and I couldn’t figure out via google what the heck that is.

In the final segment they gave advice to listeners. One listener asked what they should do about a mouse problem. Namikawa at first said “move” but then changed his answer to “get a cat” lol. Very inspired. Only 4 episodes to go~!

Episode 27

A rare no-guest episode. Namikawa seemed very fed up and low energy in this one lol. This was recorded in January so they discussed new years again. It’s kinda cool hearing time pass in these. Oh how innocent times were back in 2009/2010. The only thing that really stood out in the beginning of this episode was that one listener called Namikawa “Namikawa D-Cup-san” and Saiga and Namikawa died laughing. This was in reference to a past episode where Namikawa called himself that but he acted like he never said that loool. Honestly, the best part of this show is just hearing everyone laugh at dumb jokes.

The game they played this time around was pretty creative. Basically while one person was blindfolded the other had to help them draw a picture of a 07 Ghost character with verbal instructions. As they did so, they had to stay in-character. It was really funny hearing Saiga switch from polite Japanese to Teito’s feral speech style. You don’t really realize how cartoony anime character’s are until you hear natural speech right next to it (or maybe that’s just me lol). Namikawa lost again (I felt bad for him this time cuz he sounded genuinely disappointed) and his punishment was to stay in Mikage-mode until the end of the episode. He said acting so “pure” was exhausting.

Episode 28

Another Haruse episode. He was really cute in this one, he admitted that he was nervous about doing radio and was worried his voice would shake haha. They again talked about New Years and New Year’s resolutions. They also took some kind of “psychology test” where they had to describe what color/pattern handkerchief they’d want to receive from a girl. The color handkerchief = the color of panties they like or something stupid like that lol.

For the game, they had to put 07-Ghost characters in the correct order. Saiga had to order the ghosts, Haruse’s VA had to rank the Black Hawks, and Namikawa had to organize a bunch of characters in the order they’re introduced in the manga. Pretty difficult. Everyone did about the same so they had to do rocks, paper, scissors to decide the loser. The loser was, of course, Namikawa. His punishment was to sing everything like an opera singer for the next segment.

The final segment was giving advice to listeners. One person asked for advice on dating someone older than you and another person asked about giving “the talk” to their younger brother lol. At least I think that’s what they said. These advice portions have some tricky Japanese.

Episode 29

The first Konatsu episode, it’s interesting to see them bring in new guests at the very end. Konatsu was one of my favorite characters so it’s unfortunate that I found his VA really annoying lol. His style of humor was to just repeat the same obnoxious thing over and over again and I found it really grating. This was recorded in February so they discussed how much you should spend on Valentine’s day chocolate. They also asked Konatsu’s VA what kind of character Konatsu is and he basically said “I had like no lines, so I dunno” lol. Too true. I forgot Konatsu was even in the anime.

For the game they had to pop some balloons and the more hearts they got the better their score was. (I guess they put heart on pieces of paper and stuffed them inside the balloons?) For once the loser was the guest and Konatsu’s VA had speak in a Kansai dialect for the final segment. The episode ended with “The Last Supper” and they ate avocado with vanilla ice cream, which apparently is supposed to taste like mango.

Episode 30

The grand finale! They actually called it that too. I wasn’t sure if they were going to acknowledge this as the last episode but they made it special. They did a lot of reflecting on how far they’d come and how the show seemed long and short at the same time. This was an hour long episode but they basically spent the entire time reading listener mail (which is my favorite part anyway). No games, no guests. Namikawa’s “kamu” corner got special background music for the first time. Most of the listener mail was people saying their goodbyes and being sad that the show was ending.

At the end of the episode some staff person came into the studio to thank Namikawa and Saiga for their hardwork and to give them chocolate. Very cute. The depressing part is that both the hosts and the listeners were talking about “if season 2 happens...” which obviously never did. Pooor 07-Ghost :’(

#07 ghost #07 ghost the world #radio

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