#anyways please don’t hate me

[karuuhnia]

Link needs years of therapy after upgrading his gear to lvl 4...

#botw #totk #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #((This is a shitpost #but please don’t tell me I’m the only one who is incredibly freaked out by the great fairies in botw/totk #I hate how they outright sexually assault Link and it’s played for laughs. #Imagine if the gender roles were reversed - there would be an outcry! #Am I too sensitive about this subject? Nobody else I’ve talked to seems to be bothered by this lol #anyway enjoy this shitpost I've spent way too much time on lol))

[sugarsnappeases]

fnvjfnbjgnjb I really hope this isn't weird but I am actually so desperate to hear some of your rosekiller headcanons (the more fucked up the better < 3)

hello!!!! i am. actually…. would you guys murder me if i said i didn’t think about rosekiller like all that often….. when i do think about them it’s normally prompted by things that saints @foursaints (lord and saviour of the rosekillers) posts. but. just for you, my dearest futurequibblerjournalist, i’ve been racking my brain for some vaguely interesting things to say. so:

to start off, in terms of characterisations, in my mind, barty is a ‘worshipper’ and evan is an ‘investigator’ if that makes sense - like my barty (and again this is heavily influenced by my whole barty michelangelo variant thing which i never shut up about) is someone who will completely offer himself up to, in this case, evan, like he’s trying to get under evan’s skin both idiomatically and literally, there’s this whole kinda masochistic self-dispossession thing going on which is him just entirely putting himself in evan’s hands, at his disposal, a ‘whatever rosie wants, rosie gets’ kinda thing (and all the things that rosie wants are a little fucked up… like evan wants. a rib, let’s say, and barty is immediately offering his up, like take mine please take mine i have a few to spare, and they do the surgery, no anaesthetic, lots of eye contact, and it’s the most romantic thing that’s ever happened to either of them… evan likes to run his fingers over the stitches before they’re fully healed up, maybe pull a few out, just to see….)

anyway i digress but also kinda not a huge digression bc that leads me on to evan as ‘investigator’ - disclaimer!!! evan as a character is a lot more nebulous to me than barty, like i feel like i haven’t entirely grasped him yet so allow me some wiggle room please and thank you but. evan is curious, that’s his central characteristic in my mind, he just wants to like… see, to understand. i think he doesn’t care much for people in terms of them being like actual people, he cares more about. how they work i guess biologically, like how their bones connect to allow them to move in particular ways, how the neurons in their brains do things (i’m really not a steminist i’m sorry guys) to make them say things and act in particular ways. his like. life mission. or whatever. is to figure out how ‘humanity’ works if that makes sense….

and barty is a bit of an aberration in some ways bc he doesn’t interact how he’s supposed to interact and he doesn’t move how he’s supposed to move and evan is curious, bc he normally doesn’t allow anything to bother him but barty is just. a bother. like in general. and evan wants to crack barty’s head open and get a good look at his brain, prod at it, investigate it, and barty would let him. barty would genuinely actually let him and that sort of power, someone being that devoted to you, is a little heady in a way that evan has never really experienced and barty would do anything bc he sees evan and he sees someone who wants to dig deep beneath the surface of him, someone who wouldn’t flinch away from whatever ugliness their digging revealed, bc both of them are so rotten at their cores imo, and he sees a sort of ascension, a higher purpose maybe… it’s absolute body and soul devotion, it’s ‘he could physically cut my heart to pieces and put it under a microscope and that would be divinity’

#apparently i had more to say than i thought….. whoops lmao hopefully this makes sense… #also please don’t hate me… i just think im more of a rare pair girly than a rosekiller one…. like i love them a lot and they definitely wor #in my mind. but i’m always just more interested in the slightly more rogue pairs… something about bartylus… something about bartylily… #something about lilyrosekiller actually which ig does include rosekiller in it. but anyway. hope this was good and interesting and sexy #thank you so so much for asking i love getting asks and it’s not weird at all bless your socks <333 #asks <3 #rosekiller #barty crouch jr #evan rosier

[urthebees-knees]

the quality is garbage, but may I contribute my Mariana design?

#sherlock & co #sherlock and co #mariana ametxazurra #mariana #shes the best ever #she told me so herself #please don’t hate me but #if she ends up with john (which I don’t really think she will?? #bc i feel like its a friendship the creators are trying to cultivate #and loads of john’s interactions with her are the same as with sherlock #please guys Sherlock and co can’t be another Sherlock fandom where everyone hates the main woman #we’re better than that. #what was I saying? oh yeah #the pod isn’t super romance based so I’m not worried haha) #oops im rambling #anyway Mariana is the best ever an

[gio-cosmo]

This is my favorite image ever I think

#burger #guys oh my GOD I had a burger the other day after not having one for like ? almost a year I think? nearly fainted #it was so glorious and amazing #bacon cheeseburger save me…save me bacon cheeseburger…bacon cheeseburger…. #I love burgers but only like once a year #like if I eat them on a regular basis I find them disgusting #I have to limit myself #okay I really don’t know why I’m talking about my burger eating habits rn MOVING ON #anyways #JINNNN🫶🫶🫶 #the Jin fixation is soooo crazy rn #obsessed w him tbh #since atlas is so obsessed w spin-offs they NEED to give me a Strega spinoff #like I do NOT need to see the phantom thieves for the umpteenth time GIVE ME STREGA PLEASEEE PLEASE PLEA #no hate to the phantom thieves still love them 🫶 I just need them to MOVE and make room for some other cast members 🫶 #IM JUST SAYINGHGGG #still love them tho #all I’m saying is atlas has soooo many cool side characters that perhaps they should oh I don’t know maybe focus on them a little more #please #for my personal sake #they should make a Strega spinoff and in the title screen say “for tumblr user gio-cosmo’’ #come on atlas I’m waiting 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #LMAOOO #persona 3 #p3 #jin shirato #persona 3 reload

[froggydrawz]

squid.

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl kallamar #kallamar #fanart #this took me way too long to draw #did i make his crown too tall? #is using symmetry tool cheating? #anyways 2 bishops done #begginer artist please don’t hate

[the-last-quest]

I’m sure everything is going to turn out fine :))

#ignore how messy these are i tried to clean them lol #I’m sure this action won’t have any devestating consequences #also first time posting the fox guy (I don’t have a name for him yet but I hate him(lovingly)) #anyways actual lore for my au kinda??? #someone please ask me about it I am desperate to info dump #I also kinda want to make a separate blog for it but idk lol #ps I did not forget the inhibitor rings ;) #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #tails the fox #unbreakable bond #sonic and tails #sonic oc #shadow the hedgehog #sonic au #dhmis au #sonic dhmis au

[thewitchqueenofharrenhal]

Like yall just made me delete that post because having to see y’all’s well actually Rhaenyra needs to be held accountable for her privilege takes are annoying and the same shit that yall hate being said about Alicent.

#like I had to process #and what do you mean by held accountable for her transgressions #what transgressions??? #she never used her dragon!!! #she was recovering from a horribly traumatic birth for a big chunk of the war? #are yall insane #I see what people say when they mention yall don’t have empathy for Rhaenyra #and this is coming from someone who has enjoyed the greens more #anyways block me if you don’t like it #im not supporting misogynistic takes towards Rhaenyra #if you want to hate on Rhaenyra hate on her for VALID SHIT #like being racist to Nettles #or taxing her smallfolk into a rebellion #Rhaenyra needed to have children to earn her Queenship #SHE DID #oh they weren’t true born #she married the man her father commanded her to she did her duty #her mistake or not because she was GROOMED was involving herself with Daemon #like judge her for valid reasons #not misogynistic talking points please #y’all sound like the same people who say Alicent needed to know her place and stay in it #that’s not how it works

[peaches2217]

Ugh, I need to get behind this defeatism mindset… the thoughts “Everyone hates you so you’ve gotta prove yourself!” and “If you’re not creating you may as well be dead!” keep cycling through my head, and whenever I go to shut them up, there’s an obnoxiously loud voice telling me that I have no alright, because they’re all true, and by shutting them up I’m being selfish and self-serving. I don’t know how much of that is truth and how much is my own brain being hardwired against me. I’m afraid to make a guess and get it wrong.

So, uh, wish me luck with the writing! I’ve gotten a paragraph down so far today, which is certainly better than nothing, but I’d like to aim for a full page and an actual release sometime in the week, because that’ll shut my brain up for at least a day or two.

#I’ve got a good variety to work with so here’s hoping! #that said #I KNOW people don’t hate me! I have so many friends I cherish that cherish me! #but my dumbass brain sees support and says ‘ah! they’re telling you what you want to hear so you’ll shut up and stop annoying everyone!’ #brain NO #I just. want it to stop #and I thought I was doing good but… #anyway! if I try making another post about my dumbass mental health just start spamming my inbox with anon hate please

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

it's me "do the do" anon. iirc this was requested as "the aftermath to gabriel and v1 Doing It" onstream https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingVastAsparagusNotLikeThis-IHf87cgI835ScS0h

also while looking for the clip i found... this from one of his turbo overkill streams.

https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulUninterestedDuckAliens-deyfSu_ep6uMSMGK (for context i think he's reading off the Official gabe body pillow item description)

Many people think the b in bussy stands for boy, but it actually stands for bot. The more you know! (Cough. someone should request that. Cough)

(Help)

These are good. Very. good.

It will take me a bit to post them cause I need to find the YouTube timestamps as well.

#ask #asks #non voice post #I watch the turbo stream and I DO NOT remember that but then again I do watch these at work and I’m not always 100% paying attention #I like to grab the YouTube link instead cause twitch really love banning people #and idk how solid twitch clips are. do they get deleted eventually #dunno. #anyway. yeah I really need to reach the saints row streams cause it seems like there was something in the water during those #some kind of corrupting force. known as twitch chat #rn I am caught up from the most recent stream to jan 2023 #anything older than that I have to tackle still #2x speed on YouTube saves me fr #even if it means I spend like 4 hours a day with speed up gunshots in my ears #please excuse the slightly broken English I’m on mobile and autocorrect hates me and I don’t feel like rewriting the tags

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Coworker: yeah idk, i just don’t like him, he scares me

Me, thinking about the black male manager they’re talking about that acts just like my dad or grandfather: yeah, uh huh

#i hate society bro #bc even i am conditioned to feel this way immediately #i mean around most men tbh #there’s this kitchen worker and he called me sweetheart the other day #never talked to him before #i didn’t know how to be like #:/ please don’t call me that i do not know you #anyway my coworker is black racially but mot black american #idk when you don’t grow up around it culturally it can feel very patronizing #but he’s also my nicest and most efficient manager #sooo

[raddestrose]

bro, why do you a man so desperately want to cling to the thighs of another man?

#hes not hiding it either #he’s straight up about it #in the far future hes gonna be clinging to those thighs in another way wont he #in the future though cause thats a fourteen year old #right? its not creepy of me to say that right? #anyway #scum villian self saving system #svsss #shen qingqiu #lou binghe #please don’t hate me for saying that #its a joke

[unluckyprime]

the second first kiss 🌼

#screaming sobbing throwing up ‘it was just the two of them and god it always had been’ im killing them im #anyways im INSANELY proud of this piece but tumblr hates ocs . please enjoy it #um anyway . this is still angie and ludwig just after they’ve been through a lot of shit . don’t ask . or DO if u want me- #to ramble at you for an hour and send u four pieces of writing I did #im losing it can you tell #scarecademy #angie fitzgerald #ludwig clark #fitzclark #digital art #ocs #double posting on a Wednesday evening #thats sleepy roswell for ya #I KNOW IVE DRAWN SO MANY KISSES LATELY IVE DECIDED ITS KISS PRACTICE APRIL OK I HAVE A REASON #blood tw

[tricksterlatte]

There was this post I saw awhile back that asked what was the one thing you would get pretentious about since everyone has at least one. I didn’t reblog it at the time, but my god if I have to see any more bad faith or media illiterate surface level take about Chainsaw Man, I’m going to become the literacy devil

#Parker says things #I’m not going to get into spoilers especially from the manga but please 😭😭😭 #this is a story about fear and love and cyclic abuse and societal perception and just #relationships developing in the mundane moments and how those can also be twisted and so much more #I could write a whole academic thesis on Kick Back alone. or the other pop culture references and what they symbolize #or the psyche of any main character or even more #but too many people reduce the anime to ‘waifu bait’ or hating Denji or any other character for surface level reasons #anyways this is on my mind bc I was thinking about Makima again shfjfjfjfh #I don’t care if someone drops the series or doesn’t like it but don’t tell me it’s a cringe fanservice or whatever when it’s not 👍 #you can dislike it overall but I’m gonna be annoyed if you walk up to me in cosplay to tell me I’m a bad person for dressing up as an antag

[yeyayeya]

Not my dumbass reading two novels at once and I am going insane over two characters and I’m not even halfway through both of them aha

It’s fucking Danmei why

I guess I have a type of character to hyperfixate on

It’s Yin Yu all over again with those two fuck

#yeyarants #I’m currently reading erha and yuwu #yeah both by meatbun #AND I HAVE TO HYPERFIXATE ON THE SIDE CHARACTERS I HATE MY LIFE #for erha it’s Ye Wangxi #omfg don’t talk to me #I LOVE HIM #the urge to not search up anything until I finish #help me I want to but I do not want to be spoiled #THE BOOK 5 COVER #MY BOY #ASDFGHJKL #omg its Yin Yu all over again fucking help me #and for yuwu #even tho I got her for like a few chapters #it’s Princess Mengze #please don’t let her be the bad guy #I hope not #anyway currently going a bit insane over her character and her relationship with Mo Xi #HER OMG AND HER ILLUSTRATION???? #my type to hyperfixate on is: characters who aspired to achieve something but failing due to another person being the reason they fell #no why I want to reblog stuff so bad but I do not want spoilers #danmei #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #husky and his white cat shizun #yuwu #remnants of filth #ye wangxi #murong mengze #rou bao bu chi rou