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Hey friends!

A new work, Business Partners? by phoenixash234flames was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "starting the business"

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WEDDING WISHES LORE !!!!! Prismo, you drunk GOOBER (affectionate). I love seeing them together and being all kissy-kissy :]/hj. My little guys <3. Scarab is going to have an aneurysm from just how 'Prismo' Prismo is/lh.

Nirmata, by datwheatlyboi, was updated today, with 3/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, with additional tags "Post-Canon, Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burnm Character Study, Prohibitedwish is real, Action/Adventure, Detectives, Slow Romance, Adventure time but for gods"

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I'm excited for this one :] !! I love them both going :flushed: over each other's disguises; they're being so obvious and in PUBLIC/j. Prismo has never ever been outside the Time Cube, so it makes sense that he's filled with the whimsy and beauty of nature/j but. MY KING. THE FATE OF EXISTENCE IS DEPENDENT ON YOU. P;EASE. The bookshop scene made me so scared, the second-hand embarrassment was building up, but it was okay in the end <3

A new work, Roadtrip by heirozphant was published today, with 1/? Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Alternate Universe - Human, Road Trips, Slow Burn, Flirting, Awkward Flirting, Alternate Universe - Office, More tag to be added, How do ao3 tags work aah??"

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I LOVE ROADTRIP AUS THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE THIS IS MY FAVOURITE !!! I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE AAAAGH/pos. They're already being so sillay <3 around each other and now they gotta sit in a car together for hours >:]. And howell has to be stuck between them; what else is new/pos. Also, two pennies that they get pulled over when Prismo is driving/j.

Seraphyllic, by DrakianDH, was updated today, with 7/15 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and Graphic Depictions Of Violence and Major CHaracter Death, with the additional tags "scarab the god auditor - Freeform, prismo the wishmaster - Freeform, Priscrab, ProhibitedWish, Scrabby, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, no beta we get turned to legos like the lich, Adventure & Romance, Story within a Story, Eventual Happy Ending, Maybe - Freeform, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, You gotta work for the comfort, begining poem important, each chapter a word, prepare"

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Ao3 was glitching out with this one, but I think it's all good now !! I went back and reread the whole thing (which I do normally bcdhnfjv) and OH MY BOOOOOYS <3333/pos. They get to be so soft with each other :,]. I love them watching movies, they are definitely both studio ghibili fans, I can feel it in my bones.

wishes for bugs by VioletThePorama was updated today, with 12/12 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Enemies to Lovers, Sort Of, Enemies to Roommates, Workplace, Post-Canon, Prismo is lonely, Mentioned/implied Prismo/Jake, Saw that this was called Prohibitedwish, The funky artists on tumblr and twitter got me interested, in thinking about their stupid relationship, they haven't made many Fionna and Cake tags yet I can tell"

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wishes for bugs is over, and I don't know whether I should feel happy that I can reread it over and over or sad that there won't be any new content/lh/j. SCARAB GETS TO DO WISHES MY BOY GETS TO DO WISHES!!!!! THEY'RE SO HAPPY IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME CRY I LOVE THEM.

NSFW works are below the cut :].

Misery Loves Company, by othersin, was updated today, with 2/2 Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Failed Relationships, I am partial to the idea of Scarab and Prismo being ex's, but how about an ill-advised rebound, some delicious angst, ProhibitedWish, References to Egyptian Mythology, DepressionGrief/Mourning, Not Healthy Relationships, Slow Burn, Falling In Love"

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Yes, hi, the boyfailures are back at it again/j. I like the use of Egyptian Gods in this fic, it's super creative and adds extra wondrous lore >:]<. Prismo trying to have a normal conversation with Ra while also being VERY INTIMATE with Scarab made me giggle. They're both so dumb <3/lh.

Silly Bug, by TJade, was updated today, with 5/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with the additional tags "Genderbending, Domestic Fluff, Teasing, Humor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Suggestive Themes. Awkwardness, Awkward Sexual Situations, Awkward Conversations, Communication, Healthy Relationships, Voyeurism, Oral Sex, Threesome, Frottage"

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THE YURI IS HERE !!! Priscilla is trying her best but it's hard when her brain keeps turning off/j. It's ok queen we still love you <3333/pos.

A new work, Wish Granted by Finn565 was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with the additional tags "Porn With Plot, human!prismo, Scarab makes his wish, Alien Biology, Brat tamer Prismo is my favorite, cus hes just that cool of a guy, and secret bottom scarab is also my fav, Begging, Bottom Scarab, Top Prismo, Power Dynamics, Tentacles, hermaphrodite, Edging, Love Confessions, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Consent, Oral Sex, Their dynamic is just so tasty"

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This one was so nice and happy <3. Dom Prismo is always a win in my book ! And they TALKED I love it when they talk.

#WONDROUS HAUL TODAY :]#sometimes i feel like the dawg in me (autism) makes it hard for my words to come out properly #so i shall say it once more I LOVE ALL OF THESE WORKS <3333 #they're all so good and delicious to read :]#even if i don't put commentary just know i am heeheeing and boohooing over every single one of these/hj #prohibitedwish #prohibitedwish fics #business partners?#nirmata #road trip #seraphyllic #wishes for bugs #misery loves company #silly bug #wish granted

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phosphorus-noodles · 3 months

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a shipping ask game u say. well i say jizzie and joli

AAA AERIE ILY I WILL HAPPILY OBLIGE <3

i DO ship both of these i basically invented one of them /hj

Jizzie:

What made you ship it?

ok so funny story-

my first interaction with knowing joel was 3rd life, but it was only bc my friend and i were obsessed with flower husbands at the time and when it switched over to empires we put him in the role of couples therapist solely for the reason that he was the only other person that was on both servers and would know them. but we also made him romance-repulsed aroace bc hehe funny aroace couples therapist

... and then i realized that his Real Life Wife was also in the server and i didn't have the heart to make her crush unrequited so i went "... guess he has feelings for people then :( ... but also he's so bisexual-"

What are your favorite things about the ship?

gosh,,, they're just so married, innit? bi4bi, t4t, they really do it all <3

also they're both just. absolutely insane. like they're both so bloodthirsty but they're also so goofy and in love together and joel gets so flustered around his wife sometimes and it's so funny ?? truly girlboss x cringefail and i love that for them

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

hmm... they're better than gem/pearl /j (but also GO VOTE JIZZIE!!!)

Joli:

What made you ship it?

... you REALLY don't wanna know /lh

(it was a crack-ship-turned-serious situation and goodness it really is serious now huh,)

What are your favorite things about the ship?

GRRHHH SO MANY THINGS AND NONE OF THEM MAKE SENSE !!!

for one thing- i ship them both platonically and romantically! they're soulmates /r but they're also soulmates in the sense that they're british pals connected by strings of fate yk

they're so silly to watch together on streams and whatnot bc their banter is so funny but they also say deranged things like THIS (???!?) but you can also tell that man,,,, they're such buddies :] you can just tell how close they are yk

and then there's the au i write my fics/usually post about and MAN... GOSH I LOVE THEM I'M INSANE ABOUT THEM,

they're the embodiment of strangers/enemies -> friends -> BEST friends -> lovers (alternatively: soulbounds (political allies) to soulmates (platonic/romantic lovers)) and it's like my favorite trope now. they're also so bi4pan and i love that. they love each other so so much and they're goofy and they're magical and i can't even. like. put my thoughts into words because i just care about them too much to even express it,,,,

(but they're such a niche thing that i can say that about other ships and people will be like "I GET YOU !!" but i say it about them and people are like "?? lol what who?" /silly)

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

they should REALLY be more popular in my humble opinion... i've encountered maybe like... two? three?? people in the wild that also ship it that i didn't already know when i "came up" with it-

also like... i wanna read fics about them but the ao3 tag is atrocious right now tbh- as i'm writing this AO3 WON'T COME UP but last i checked i think there were maaaybe 7?? fics in the (romantic) joel/oli tag and one was mine, one was written to me lol, at least one was nsfw, and one had it tagged but it wasn't really mentioned in any way, so- gosh it just makes me sad. i can't read about my boys :(

(Edit: there are six fics. One is mine, one was written to me, one was tagged for reach ??, and the other three are nsfw. I am the ruler of a desolate kingdom 😔)

like c'mon. look me in the eye and tell me that oliver "that's really passionate, king" sound and joel "lizzie has left the room now, the sexual tension has appeared" smallishbeans wouldn't kiss ?? 🤨

man... i love these fellas. i will talk about them anytime. ty aerie <3

(Ask game here!)

#i have soooo many clips of them.....#. well both of them- i'm still thinking about joli #i've been. writing about them for like. a half hour-#huh. yeah i have thoughts about them why do you ask /lh #jizzie is classic people will almost always agree but i have to fight tooth and nail for joli to even be looked at :pensive: /silly j #anyways ^^ thanks for this it was fun #pho.asks #aeriedwelling #ask game #jizzie #joli #joeli

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arlecchno · 1 year

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oh good lord , h i hope you know what youve gotten yourself into by asking for the fic … [insert evil laughter here] okay okay now actually , the fic series doesnt focus on serial killers it was just that one fic in the series , but the serial killer fic is Blind Mirror (linked) by StrangeDiamond on Ao3 !!!! i have the print copies of the series (behold my collection) i think i also have to mention that its not an xreader fic lol

songs of resistance isnt part of the series but yaknow whatever . the ragnvindr brothers are a passion of mine and theyre my favorites i love them so much SHIDJSKDKD AND WHILE WERE ON THE TOPIC OF FIC RECS if you just so happen to have my horrid taste in men (/hj ?????) and like alhaitham , heres another one of my absolute favorite fics , i just call it Summers Fic (i hope these links are working properly lmao) and its got our favorites !!! murder / crimes , slowburn , (kinda) enemies to lovers (i fucking love the banter the author writes between mc and haitham) , + forensics stuff !! which is totally my jam because im a stupid little science gremlin .

you saying my board looks cool is so funny to me because like its a literal stock image , and while i couldve gone without it , low quality stock images just make me giggle for no reason so .. its also a little surprising you think its detailed because when i was making it i felt like i had to condense so much information for textbox space😭😭

i actually do a handful of things in the arts department , ive written my own little short stories and poems , and every once in a blue moon (when i have enough motivation) i make games ! granted theyre not very good , because im pretty sure im jackshit at characterization LOL heres a silly authors note i put in one of my short story docs just cuz why not honestly

also , YES I AM A DAIN LOVER IM ACTUALLY HIS BOYFRIEND (REAL) /j . all the khaenriah boys in general are my little sillies (i say as if they arent older than me) SO IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT DAIN WITH MY MESSAGES ARE OPEN (and i am more than willing to spout theorist nonsense about him and the other khaenriahn boys as well)

also you absolutely do not have to worry about your wording of anything , none of it came off negatively at all ! i think youre very nice lmao

heres a little question to end off because im running out of creative ways to signoff , do you kin anyone from genshin ?

hoping the images dont glitch out ,

- jellyfish

OHHH WAIT i think i've heard of that kaeya and diluc novel thingy??? i'm pretty sure i've seen them around twitter or tiktok some time ago and omg i should check them out then!!! those covers look so good maybe i'll actually get around with the whole series now that you've mentioned it

and omg that summers fic you just linked is already so amazing. you've captured my taste in genshin men perfectly (i say as i drool over alhaitham). i just finished with the first chapter and the author have really captured my heart with the bits of forensics and crime, adding on with the tinge of arab culture too!!! i'm gonna go ahead and read them when i have the time hehe

you do short stories... poems... AND GAMES???? hello am i seeing this right

(p/s: i low-key do those kinds of a/n in my google docs draft for ma too... but they just never made it to the finalized version 😔)

and actually dain is in bed with me rn idk what you're talking about 🙄🙄🙄 /j

me personally i am very interested in khaenriah lore but i really haven't gotten to it (tbh the overall lore of the game is a lot to take in) but i probably will someday,, if i am not lazy /hj

and honestly... i don't exactly know who i kin in genshin tbh. so i have decided to take this VERY extensive genshin kin quiz (as per what they've named their site) and surprisingly i got... collei?

though when i read this, it made me realize that, maybe i do kin her. whoops

okay i'm heading to bed now it's 1 am and i'm busy tomorrow 😔 it was nice talking with you again jellyfish !!! have a nice day 🫶

#h answers #okay that quiz took me longer to do than expected #i was... baffled to say the least #how did this quiz capture my character quickly #jellyfish <3

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