AOMG Profiles
Hey everyone! So, I finally wrote the AOMG profiles. If I missed anyone, it’s because I don’t know much about them yet. I only really know about Sogumm from Sign Here and I’ve seen her live. We went to the AOMG tour in Dallas, so we saw Wonjae, Coogie, DeVita, and Sogumm. As always, send me a request of whatever you wanna see! Also, be forewarned, these are just bullet points of dumb shit, tbh.
1. Jay Park
- Fukboi Extraordinaire
- Workaholic
- Probably addicted to sex, tbh
- Definitely projects his sex life to the world
- Has some big name friends, he literally works for Jay-Z and that’s weird
- Probably has a secret softboi side but is mostly fukboi
- Has so many freaking tattoos
2. Simon Dominic
- The world’s softest Uncle
- Used to sleep in his studio
- Is in the weirdest group when you consider people like The Quiett and Yumdda. Great song but a concerning group of individuals. He also literally had a broken leg in the video. Why? What did he do?
- Loves to harass Jay
- When listening to the song Simon Dominic, you can stop spelling his last name and just spell Simon Dom
3. Gray (He’s so hot)
- Incredible producer and rapper. The originally 119 is fire and I will take no criticism
- A soft boi who sometimes gets really awkward
- Somehow way more pretty than most women that exist
- Has threatened to take We Are back from Wonjae on more than one occasion
- Listen to his album, it’s fire
4. Loco
- The most awkward boi
- If you haven’t watched It’s Dangerous Beyond the Blankets, please do. He’s ridiculous and his mom likes to buy him As Seen on Tv products
- The cutest bean and must be protected at all costs
- Was not here for Sign Here but they did have a large cardboard cutout of him
5. Woo Wonjae
- A small, soft bean who is also depressed
- I’m not sure he leaves his house that much
- Definitely a drink at home kind of guy
- Is best friends with Cokun, for some reason?
- Is glad he’s no the youngest anymore
- Is as tiny live as he appears on tv but he’s freaking amazing live. I have video evidence after seeing him in concert
6. Code Kunst
- Dedicated Cat Mom
- Kind of looks like a drunk aunt
- Has now gotten super buff and I’m concerned about it
- Wakes up and chooses violence most days
Likes to be an asshole for absolutely no reason
7. punchnello
- Is a giggly little baby. My source is SMTM 8
- At one point, his shaved head with bright yellow hair looked like a tennis ball
- He’s really just a tiny e-boi and I mean, tiny
- Is proof that violent rap comes in all sizes
- Disappeared off the face of the planet for a while
8. sogumm
- Tiny, weird, and pretty. She’s quite confusing
- I’m concerned by the existence of Balming Tiger
- She sings like she’s been drunk her entire life but her live vocals are freaking insane
- All I ever think of is her versus Sokodomo and them being labeled as Psycho versus Pyscho
- Her fashion sense is strange and I don’t understand it
9. Yugyeom
- Hey, look, Got7!
- Has transformed into a large fukboi under the tutelage of Jay Park
- Has some of the most concerning friends. Especially if you consider that he is friends with both BamBam and Jungkook and Jaehyun from NCT. The 97 line is concerning
- I think Jay wanted another dancer since he spends all of his time forcing other members of AOMG to dance. He then just hired Yugyeom
- I think he might be the tallest person in AOMG
10. Coogie
- Look at that soft boi go
- I think The Quiett might be jealous that AOMG got him. He was obsessed with him in SMTM 777
- He’s super excitable and listening to him try to speak English makes me giggle
- He’s also phenomenal live and is ridiculously pretty
- His music is fun and he is adorable
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed! Send me any requests you might have!
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