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succralose · 2 days ago
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France, the person who always sees beauty in all things, the man who somehow saw beauty in a drowned rat man like England
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ask-the-eu6 · 2 days ago
Wait no. Which is gayer? France or Germany?
Follow up of this ask: X
Netherlands: That's going to be a hard one. Better leave it up to the judge.
Germany: Why does this have to be a competition? Why can't we just...
Luxembourg: Indeed. The European Court of justice (ECJ) takes all inquiries very seriously. Let's see...
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Luxembourg: The Pocky game is played with Pocky, a Japanese chocolate- or candy-coated biscuit snack. Two participants place the Pocky between them “Lady and the Tramp” style, and try to be the last to hold onto the biscuit...
Germany: Why are we playing this game?
Luxembourg: -often resulting in a kiss.
Germany: Wait what???
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Netherlands: I collected the betting money. You can start broertje.
Italy: I bet 50€ on you Ludwig! :D
Romano: Stupido, you should have put it on Francia.
Germany: *glares*
Luxembourg: You’ll both need to have the same posture, so both sitting or both standing. Get close enough so that your faces are within about 30 cm of each other. Then you stick the Pocky in-between you both.
France: Come closer Ludwig, this is going to be hard with you two meters away from me.
Germany: Hmmpf, fine!
Luxembourg: Now you need to be the first one to reach the middle. Three... two... one... GO!!!
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Romano: I have no idea who’s winning.
Netherlands: Me neither, but that doesn’t matter now. *grin*
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Luxembourg: It’s going to be close!
Romano: I still can’t believe you got them to do this, Lux...
Luxembourg: Shhh! Keep quiet!
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Belgium: I’m impressed Germany hasn’t chickened out yet. Ooh Italy what are you doing???
Italy: I’m cheering for Ludwig! I made this beautiful banner!
Belgium: Oh but you shouldn’t do... ahh too late!
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Romano: I cannot believe this.
Netherlands: Unexpected truly.
Belgium: Who would have thought?!
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Luxembourg: The ECJ is satisfied with this outcome. Thank you for your question!
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greenguoguo · 2 days ago
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Hetalia x bleach
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sepyag · 19 hours ago
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More hetalia stuff
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Old drawings, kinda
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hetaliablogforblue · a day ago
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FACE family goes to the beach and Francis and Alfred come out with a gorgeous tan. Then there's Matthew and Arthur who both end up looking like shrivelled up tomatoes even after wearing sunscreen and staying in the shade.
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missfranzi · a day ago
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"Belgium carrying the EU on her shoulders😏"
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How does your Wind Talent work?
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"Okay, look me in the eye and try to block out Fran's yelling. I proved wind talents are the best, right?" @ask-nevertalia-france
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rinmiko · 2 days ago
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some doodles i did in the last 24 hours
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gamer-logic · a day ago
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Hetalia Platonic Ships Week Day 6: 1p-2p Drunk Headcanons!
Alfred: Thinks he's Captain America and uses a trash can lid as a shield. Knocks out Allen with it accidentally after trying to throw it.
Allen: Gets a Texan accent and will sing country songs horribly and annoyingly loud.
Mathew: Doesn't drink often, but does it for hockey. Immediately goes into hardcore mode and gets aggressive. Has succeeded in beating up both Russias before with his bare hands after losing a game. James is subtly scared of drunk Mathew.
James: Surprisingly is a lightweight but won't drink to keep Mathew in line when he does. Has tried to tie hockey sticks to his and Kuma's heads to make them look like moose and try to start fights. Kuma just inwardly polar bear sighs at his owner's antics and quickly knocks him out and carries him on his back. Kuma lets him and sometimes Mathew sleep on his back when they're passed out or having a hangover.
Arthur: Well, we all know how he is when drunk, but one should never give him a spellbook. The last time that happened, he made Alice in Wonderland real. Now that was a trip!
Oliver: Unsurprisingly, he's a complete lightweight and can't hold his own. Gets really bubbly and tries to bake everything while dancing. When I say everything I mean everything. The kitchen still stains on the ceiling after he chaotically baked every sweet known to man and then proceeded to initiate a one-person food fight.
Francis: Gets really silly and loses his fashion sense. Arthur has a video of him trying on curtains for a dress, toilet paper for a cape, and a lampshade for blackmail purposes.
Luiz: This is a man who has a tolerance level rivaling Thor. Has a preference for aged wine.
Yao: Actually lets loose and acts more like Xiao. Xiao takes full advantage and they immediately cause havoc. Yao may have a high tolerance due to his age, but Xiao's combos will affect him almost instantly, as will any other combo since he's only ever drunk Baiju and other old drinks straight.
Xiao: If you thought he was a chaotic force of nature before, he becomes the perfect storm when drunk and no one can stop him! Also, his combos will get anyone drunk within the first 10 minutes and he especially loves using it on Yao who he'll follow behind with a camera for blackmail. He and Gilbert are the two major sources for blackmail and will compete over who's got the best pics.
Ivan: Has a high tolerance, after all, he drinks vodka on an almost daily basis. If one can get him drunk though, he'll actually start getting sad and cry, pouring his heart out. Viktor will sit and be there for him while also making sure he never goes hard so he doesn't end up like he did.
Viktor: Literally never gets drunk and no one has ever been able to get him drunk. Some think it's because he has an astronomical high tolerance level and they're not far off the mark. He's drunk so much to cope with all the terrible stuff in his life that it's lost its effect and he literally can't get drunk anymore, no matter how much he wants to. Even hard liquor doesn't work and he keeps trying to fill the void.
Ludwig: Can't handle anything besides a good beer. He'll be the life of the party, completely contradicting his usual strict demeanor and everyone will collect blackmail for when they get in trouble at the next meeting. Gilbert has the most and will sell it for a good price. He's made a good sum of money and this keeps his video game funds filled.
Lutz: Will get so energized he'll be doing laps for a while until he eventually crashes once again. He's got to retain those muscles somehow! Also has a reasonable level of tolerance.
GIlbert: Likes going on rants about the old days as the Teutonic Knights. Ludwig and Klaus like hearing the stories he otherwise wouldn't share if sober. They've sworn a vow of secrecy.
Klaus: Loses his anxiety and depression for a while but believes he's still a knight. But this knight is more akin to a stereotypical knight and he'll try rescuing the dogs, Klaubird, and Gilbird from the vacuum.
Luciano: Also has a huge tolerance level but on the rare occasion he gets drunk enough, he'll start acting more like Feliciano and say Ve~ after every sentence. According to Flavio, this is how he use to act before Rome died and he had to become the boss. Also, Flavio has managed to get pics of him while wearing a homemade Wario costume courtesy of Flavio who's dressed up as Waluigi to compliment Feliciano and Lovino who're wearing Mario and Luigi costimes.
Feliciano: NEVER, EVER GET HIM DRUNK. If you thought he was hyper before, he goes ham like the Tasmanian devil when drunk. Though he's fine after drinking wine, if he gets anything stronger he'll become chaos.
Lovino: Will get affectionate, more happy-go-lucky, and cuddly, completely contrasts his regular tsundere attitude. Flavio takes advantage to have him try on his new clothes. Has been convinced to wear the Luigi costume by a sober Feliciano because he thought it was fun.
Flavio: Prefers drinking while designing. He gets a lot of inspiration while tipsy so he has a reasonable tolerance level.
Kiku: Otaku side comes out and gets extremely extroverted. Alred thinks drunk Japan is really fun to do stupid stuff with.
Kuro: If he gets drunk he won't show it. But Gilbert has somehow managed to acquire video of him pretending to be an actual ninja and trying/failing to stick to walls and naruto run. We suspect Kiku may have something to do with GIlbert getting the video. Never let him find out!
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meeps-madness · 2 days ago
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Just imagine...
The beautiful holy trio of hair and clothing stylist connoisseur and esthetician god, Francis.
He can dress you, bring life to your hair, and make your skin glow like the heaven gates. Absolutely. He's the mom friend that looks at how you're taking care of yourself; just to click his tongue at you for the lack thereof. Only to take you on a shopping spree for health essentials for hair and skin right after. Also, reminding you constantly afterward to wash your face properly and drink enough water daily. Or how he praises you for taking his advice and feels all proud of himself. Throwing compliments left and right.
Obviously, I have to imagine a scenario where he visits Arthur, just to look at him with disappointment and disgusts. The unusual monotone to his voice as he comments 'dull and dry' while looking at Arthur. The sudden jolt of irritation and offense from Arthur as he questions his remark. Francis only waves it off for now, only for when their next visit with one another comes around. Francis hands him a gift bag filled with creams and serums to rejuvenate Arthur's skin. A sudden dilemma for Arthur to decide on thanking him for the gift in itself, as it's what you should do or if he should dislocate Francis's jaw for the obvious offense. Most likely going with the latter first and the former second.
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kan-be · 5 months ago
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YES IM LATE BUT I’LL POST THIS ANYWAY 🥳
Yesterday was the anniversary of the Entente Cordiale so here is a lil something
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hetascanlations · 5 months ago
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Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 369 Original Translation: donamoeba // 87 Scanlation: jammerlea // pandabaozi
Please link back to our Tumblr when using translated images on other sites.
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russianiko · 22 days ago
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LOFTER: @中二委员
※plz do not repost on other platforms without permission
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