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cryptophasia-nabros · 2 months
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Statetalia was the original Hetalia Omegaverse! To each their own as always but I will always love America as the proud mama of 50 pain-in-the-asses.
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alfred: hey kids! I found a really sad guy outside and I have adopted him as your uncle! new york: he looks like a twig. lithuania: thank you new niece...?
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ameliafuckinjones · 2 months
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The thought of Amelia/Alfred declaring independence and then being immediately thrust into parenthood appeals to me. Imagine if you will shortly after the Revolution the emergence of State Personifications coming about with each admission to the Union (Delaware was the first one). Whether they appear miraculously or are birthed via (unwilling) parthenogenesis (which I prefer) the bottom line is that suddenly America has all these kids to take care of, all of who grow up just as fast as America did. Regardless of how they came to be or how fast they grow, America loves them with his/her whole being and creates a system in which they are always protected and accounted for by the larger government. America promises to be there for them the way England never was.
Then fast forward to the Civil War, and America is waging a bloody war against half of her/his children that see hundreds of thousands of their people dead. Brother against brother, father against son, cousin against cousin. And each secession feels like a small death because they are part of America just as much as America is a part of them, practically inseparable, or at least America thought so. To add even more complexity, not all of America's children were white or white-passing. America being neglected because s/he was to far away or denied certain rights for not being British enough was bad on its own, but imagine your parent not being able to claim you or fully protect you or give you basic human rights without public/social/political backlash because your skin is darker and you're legal property in half the country. Or imagine having powerful politicians who want to keep people who look like your children in bondage and you have to compromise with them to keep the Union whole, knowing the opinions they would have if they even knew you had children who were black (some of them do know and make sure their opinions are known). Or your other children starting a war to selfishly keep this system in place at the expense of their black siblings. The relationship between America and his/her children, with America acting as both the federal government that protects the states as well as the greater whole that represents the Union and the states as the children, each an extension of America, an integral part of America's being, pushing back against the sometimes overbearing hovering of their parent, impeding on states rights (whether they believe America is in the right or not) and protecting others and sometimes America will helplessly throw his/her hands in the air and say "fine, ill let YOU decide on this issue because I am not a dictator, despite what some of you like to think, but if you fuck up im stepping in" because America doesn't want to make the same mistakes England made in the past but then America has to deal with the negative consequences of her/his children's actions when they do something unbelievably stupid while trying not to seem like a fire-breathing tyrant. Which, they end up thinking anyway, regardless if America wasn't entirely in the wrong about butting in and taking hold of the situation before it escalated. The negative reaction only serves to make America step away AGAIN so as to not seem completely authoritarian in their eyes. It's a never-ending cycle. Not to mention the complex relationships the states have with each other, especially the southern states among themselves and the southern vs northern states rivalry.
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also whenever America takes his/her eyes off the states for 1mili second to see what the rest of the world is up to (hopefully not another world war) while usually being like 'back off, geeze! 🤬' America's children immediately switch to 'how come you're not paying attention to ME instead 🥺 you always focus on the world instead of ME 😢'
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the-everlasting-one · 5 months
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Japan: Ohayo gozaimasu—
Ohio, deadpan: My last name is Jones.
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So uh I made some hetalia memes again
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(Context for the Alaska one Washington state usually hosts but she’s gone)
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She's having a normal one
((Hope everyone is staying safe with the storm... floods... earthquake... etc. I'm stuck inside and had this fun little idea))
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ask-alaska-and-hawaii · 10 months
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Hawaii's Obsession
Alaska: Father.
America: Yes, 'Laska.
Alaska: Please. PLEASE. Take Lani's Switch away.
America: Wh-what? Why?
Alaska: She has been playing that new Zelda game non-stop. I can hear Link's screams of pain in my sleep.
America: Um...That seems a little extreme.
Alaska: See for yourself.
America: Okay. Lani!
*Hawaii appears with Nintendo Switch in hand and she looks unkempt*
Alaska: See.
America: Uh...Lani, how long have you been playing?
Hawaii: I don't know. I stopped counting after the fourth day.
America: You're right, 'Laska. Lani, give me the Switch.
Hawaii: In a minute, I'm almost done with this side quest.
America: No, Lani. Give me the Switch
Hawaii: *growls* My precious!
America: LANI! GIVE ME THE SWITCH!
Hawaii: NO!
America: LANI!
*cue tug of war*
Alaska: This is why I don't use electronics.
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notsoniftyfifty · 10 months
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sorry for being gone or not idk bad year
Top: Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island
Bottom: Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine
i’ve had this sitting in my drafts for m o n t h s bc i keep redesigning them at the drop of a hat but idc anymore just take them and their non canon outfits
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mr-squidgy-jr · 1 year
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I keep seeing people designing the Aph states and so I just wanna describe how I imagine Hawaii because I have never seen this design.
Hawaiii first has muscles, they were a country before! They are strong!
Alfred will trust them with managing the other states while he’s gone.
Likes being shirtless covered in tattoos and some scars or just the scars.
He will teach alfred some fighting styles from Hawaii and makes really good food.
He is taller than alfred even if it’s just slightly.
He often dislikes the American government but likes Alfred’s company as he is the American people, not the government.
Will wear tropical dad vacationing stuff or traditional Hawaiian garments, it depend on the day.
I’m really just imaging a tall Hawaiian man with a look of being done with everything being soft with the states
And maybe he knows Yao cuz they’re both old. Like this man just stops into a meeting because alfred forgot to bring anything for lunch so he made him food so he wouldn’t eat anymore of “that shitty fast food you like” and Yao just sees him and is like “your alive?!” And he’s like yeah and they could be like enemies, freinds ,freinds of freinds, former lovers and alfred is just like happy for the food and is just watching things happen and all the others are just very confused about Al this because they didn’t even know the states are represented and that Alfie has been working with 50 rumbasses.
they are especially confused that Alfred addresses him as family.
This could also mean that all the other states that were absorbed could be represented so all the older counties seeing the family they sold or gave up again could be perfect for angst, fluff, reallly just a lot.
Also Louisiana is definetlh named Louis (potential deadbame Louisa) [francis is just happy to see him]
also potential family angst because not every state is welcoming to foreigners so they would probably be mean to the foreign states while the really nice ones would be really hyped so lots of mixed emotions
and potential chance for them to meet alaska and be like “ why does this child look like a fusion between Russia and America” ( maybe a genetics experiment they did, maybe just chance, who knows?)
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martizta · 10 months
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Here are mochis of my state OCs (+ Staten Island)
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ask-50-nifty-states · 17 hours
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Masterlist
Decided it was time to create this so things can be a bit more organized. This masterlist will also have sections. Here ya go!
General
Rules
State Human Names (WILL CHANGE)
State Groups
Family Trees
Headcanons
Fourth of July
Texas Headcanons
New Jersey Headcanons
Michigan and New York Headcanons
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*sometime before the American Revolution, after getting into another hot debate over independence*
PA: You know what? I am absolutely finished with this discussion - Done! Go to hell. No, in fact, worse still - go to VA!
VA, literally just there with Jefferson to scope out the other colonies: what did I do?
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i gave up lol
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Happy holidays!!!!!
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iwanttorunfree · 4 months
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Hey guys, I'm going to be honest with y'all. This blog probably isn't going to be a Hetalia/Statetalia blog anymore because I just don't find it all that interesting anymore, and some of my old stuff makes me cringe at how bad it is, so I'm going to delete a bunch of stuff. It's been fun being part of the Hetalia fandom. I've been in it since seventh grade, but as I've gotten older, I've matured and no longer want to be involved in the Hetalia fandom. It was nice knowing you all. I'm probably going to post about OCs and other stuff now. ~ thestatesofamerica50
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chaosismynamemf · 1 year
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Aph America, my beloved (Yes, I'm aware that the Fandoms I love are all over the place. I'm very aware)
ok so, I love the idea of as well as America as a whole, all 50 states are personified as well. I also adore the song "talk to me" by Cavetown being sung by America.
So I propose, America hanging out with someone at his house (I always imagine England but that detail is up to yall) and while he doesn't try to hide the fact that he has 50 children in the form of his states, the states keep to themselves most days (especially when people are over) and no one ever asks about the obvious evidence that America lives with a bunch of other people.
Anyways America and England are hangin out and its night time and all the states should be asleep but then someone calls America's name and America's like all chill and whatnot like yea whats up little dude? but ofc England's like ??? Who???
America ignores England's confusion bc yes. And low and behold one of the states runs up and is like I had a nightmare and due to plot purposes America's like oh I'm sorry, hun. Lemme take ya back to bed and sing you a song. And the states like no, sing down here and he's like ight and badda Bing badda boom America sings talk to me and takes the state back to bed.
TL;DR America is best boy and sings talk to me by Capetown to the states in order to calm them down
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Have some random memes
Featuring Americas states
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