Why is no one talking about that episode in Supernatural where Chuck said to HOG ALL THE TOILET PAPER WHEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES CUZ GIRLIE THATS THE FREAKING SITUATION GOD DARN ALL THE TOILET PAPER IS GONE LIKE HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO SHIT FOR YOU TO NEED THAT MUCH
Me, in 2019: Why on earth would the people in Fallout use bottle caps as currency when there is still actual money that exists?
Me, in 2020 watching people use toilet paper as currency: ah, that’s why
SHE’S BACK AND WITH A CLASSIC MEME
Moonchild’s glasses are getting bigger as time passes and I love that.
Okay who was going to tell me the apocalypse world in gravity falls was just the real world right now.
We hate the corona!
So uh the world is ending and I’m 16 and stuck in the house. What games do y'all recommend?
Those apocalypse shows where survivors find full meals on the table are a lie. You think we’re having sit down dinner as the world ends.
Now we get to the important part…type
“YOUR NAME apocalypse vehicle”
into Google to learn how you’re traversing the wasteland.
Apocalyptic Cyborg life.
No longer human.
I’ve seen the post that says people who refuse to self isolate are the people who would hide their zombie bite. yes, but I think the true equivalent to people who would hide their zombie bite are those who get asked if they have a cough or fever like symptoms and then lie about it because they think it’s an inconvenience
The Charmin commercials take place in a post 2020 apocalypse world, that’s why they’re so obsessed with toilet paper.
Not with a bang, but silence.
We always wanted it to end with a bang.
Dreamed of it, wrote of it, contrived new realities for it.
So when it didn’t-
When the world coughed politely into a folded elbow,
When it sank longly into heavy blankets and slept,
When the green paper slipped quietly into the fireplace for kindling,
When the streets went cold and empty, grown over, buried-
We felt that we had been cheated.
Where is the war? We chanted, those of us that still could.
And the world whispered back, “Over.”
A curt reply, but one we deserved.
We watched it go, like an estranged friend
One we chose not to swallow our pride to ask forgiveness of.
And it went-
Not in a rally of sound, sensation, reverb-
Time for your daily dose. I’m not sure what album this was on or if it was on one. The pounding of the drum really kicks me in the spine.
The phrasing in Dave’s vocals complements the rhythm section.
I got my plague pass today. A plague pass is a note from my second job that basically states my job is deemed necessary and therefore I am able to roam while others “should” be “self-quarenting” (or however you say that word. I may have made it up with my atrocious grammar and equally terrible spelling).
Maybe this plague pass has me feeling
Wash your hands everybody and have a safe night 🤘