#apparently not!

[lesbiankoby]

joke au with the league of extraordinary gol(d.) roger bastards that all don't really like ace because he's actually legitimate, to aces horror

#'would gol d roger pay child support' flkdsajflkdsj #apparently not! #ace being an only child is further evidence roger is a bottom tbh #op tag

[tjerra14]

Peak dyspraxia moment is forgetting how to tie a ribbon while wrapping gifts

#this happens from time to time #but it's been so long since the last one i thought i was safe now #apparently not! #thanks brain

[songsintheattic]

tried to taper off the valerian root (have a minor dental surgery coming up) and that ended up being a disaster, a week into that i feel like i'm straight up dying so i double dosed today and probably will tomorrow again too and i feel so much better but also like i have been hit by a train

#i will just have to be very sure that i remember to mention that im taking it at my pre-op appointment #i didn't realize it was doing that much tbh i thought the effects of not taking it would be pretty negligible #apparently not! #m

[thenotsolittlelady]

me: I'm gonna sleep early tonight! me, scrolling through tumblr at 12.15am: dammit

#I'm so tired #I'm gonna fall asleep at my desk #but do I get up to actually go to bed? #APPARENTLY NOT!

[fiercestpurpose]

>woke up at 4pm

>went to strength training at 5

>did crossword puzzles until 4am

>successfully avoided doing any of the things I needed to do

#m.txt #I have to be up by 10 on wednesdays and Fridays so what is this sleeping until 4pm on thursdays nonsense #all I did today was go to the gym and do crossword puzzles #my dude you have CLASS tomorrow can you please do a LESSON PLAN at least #apparently not!

[homeb0ys]

Ummm…EXCUSE me?! Homelander BLEEDING?!

#antony starr #homelander #karl urban #billy butcher #the boys tv #the boys amazon #the boys #the boys season 3 #no but I went on the Prime Video app to check something from one of the eps and saw they’d changed the icon #wtfffff #I have SO many questions like #it’s not splatter because it’s got that dried in look the same as Butcher has on his ear as well #Newman maybe???? #though this is the first time we see Homelander bleeding #cannot believe #I posted this on Twitter and it’s popping off rn #I didn’t expect people to care cause I thought this was old news #apparently not!

[9w1ft]

i’m hearing murmurs that her nails are all black tonight?

#can’t tell on my livestream #apparently not!

[palisadewasp]

imsorry what the fuck happened in the welcome home fandom

#poggay rambles #welcome home #i don't go here apparently some shit went down #also yeah. i said i was gonna entomb myself and play ace attorney #apparently not! #my husband has come home to feed me and my newborn children in our Tree Hole #so im taking the time to ask a question about what the FUCK happened

[stellaluna33]

Apparently, Past Me did NOT draft all the pattern pieces for this ball gown. 😠 She apparently thought, "Ok, that's enough for me to get started with! Let's go ahead and move on to the actual making part already, because I am impatient!" In retrospect, it's not surprising that I would do something like that, because of course I did, but boy is it coming back to bite me now! 😡 Curse you, Past Me!!! *shakes fist*

#I wanted to take a little part of it to work on on my trip #But did I draft that particular piece way back when? #Apparently not! #😫

[pacixfrisky-reborn]

Oh boy, the 'triumphant' return of Curio!

#dash commentary #thought the asshole had finally left or forgotten about me #apparently not!

[rovercat]

at volunteering today the voluntary coordinator said we’d need to split into one pair and one group of three. the girl i thought i was friends with immediately asked two other girls if they wanted to be in a group with her 😭 the feeling of rejection still stings just as bad as it did in school lmao

#i thought id outgrown feeling left out in group situations #apparently not! #guess it’s a lifelong affliction 😭😭

[sunriseverse]

so maybe i got a little.........carried away.

#was like oh i'll just write a few hundred words and call it a night #apparently not! #c.txt

[lizardsfromspace]

"I will NOT content warn for [big triggering current thing], it's dark but you NEED TO KNOW and can't just LOOK AWAY" is the most inane thing but I guess it is more succinct than "I assume everyone following me is privileged, ignorant, and that I don't know anyone who's personally impacted by [thing]. I care more about Letting People Know I Know About A Thing than I care about the people it actually hurts"

#tumblr #like have these people considered that maybe #some of the people wanting to Look Away are people with no choice but to Look At It #and who want a break from that in a safe space #apparently not!

[victorluvsalice]

And then, in the middle of all this, the Grim Reaper showed up. Not for any of my Sims or their pets, though -- for the chickens. You see, the original set that the gang purchased had all gotten on in years, and while I’d turned aging off for the regular Sims, apparently that didn’t apply to the farm animals. So Grim kept appearing throughout the day to collect the elderly chickens, starting with the original brown hen and white hen. He was very nice about it, at least, giving them some final scritches and hugging before disappearing them to the barnyard in the sky.

Anyway, while all that was going on, we had more pet shenanigans! Kelly took her turn sleeping very cutely in the kitchen, while Shadow started sampling the puddle that Alice had left behind before her zoomies. Smiler, fortunately, came in to stop and distract her, and they became friends through some playtime. :) Though Shadow did get dragged upstairs for another bath afterward, as she’d also rolled in said puddle. . . Shadow then comforted a blue-feeling Victor (gotta love doggy hugs), before being directed down to the front to start learning how to go outside!

Unfortunately, she chose right in the middle of the front walk to do her business, and when Alice returned to normal and started trying to get to know the dog better. . .yeah. *wince* Sorry, Alice -- I should have picked up that poop earlier! Fortunately, she didn’t hold it against the dog, and she and Victor both got in some good bonding time with Shadow and Kelly respectively before she had to head to work. I want everyone to be proper friends with all the pets, after all! No “cat person”/“dog person” snobbery here!

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #the smiler #yeah I wasn't sure if my turning aging off would affect the chickens or not #apparently not! #probably because they're technically OBJECTS and not real Sims #ah well time for the next generation of chick-chicks I guess #and yes Shadow please do not drink or roll in the werewolf pee #Alice has to mark her territory for werewolf XP #it really is a shame that Scruberoo apparently does not work on animals #someone should fix that #I'd totally have Victor use his magic on them all the time #ah well #queued

[annakarenina]

a lot of people on twitter and tiktok are still misusing the word queerbait….. you’d think they’d learn after what happened with kit connor

#apparently not! #also that omar apollo thing rn is so funny cause op is rly just describing harry styles HDKFKRKWKWJEJJVJCJD

[raziraphale]

I know it's a worn-out joke to comment on how bad a search engine Bing is but literally just accidentally used it to search "[town where I live] weather" and nothing on the first page was a weather site. First result was a news story about a missing man being found, second was an obituary, third was a news story about a town on the other side of the province being flooded back in July. Very functional 10/10 no notes

#just wanted to see the updated weather warning for Fiona #apparently not! #reilly.txt