Hi Katie! I just want you to know that I want your analysis of this new sims video more than anything and I'll just patiently wait for it... Have a nice day!
hi dear!! new sims vid, did u mean dnp simulator?
dorks spending the first ten seconds dancing in fake snow
why virtual friends???? ??
my daddies gave to me y’all,,,,,,there’s knowing your branding and then there’s acting on that knowledge and i think this may have been one time where acting on your knowledge maybe was not a good call like ily and u do u and all but
i love phil loving his branding it’s cute also shoutout to @dnpscloset thanks for finding it (x) bc i want one now if anyone needs a last minute xmas idea i’m lookin at u mom u always wait til the last minute
same dan, same
‘we all have new faces and new lives and everything’s changed, this is gonna be hella dramatic’ *inhale* *exhale*
‘when u imagine the howlter family’ god they’re such adorable n sentimental nerds i love them
phil’s actual default is bein a leany boye
dnp arguing about what ‘desperate’ actually is as if the entirety of their first year after meeting they weren’t talking as often as they could five hour skype calls amirite
get away from me stalker lmao bold of u to say that danny
phil sweetie i love you with my entire heart he’s so so excited abt the virtual snow i love him
tiny zoom in jumpcut at 2:08 overlapping audio interesting
a mood and a half
phil immediately going ‘yeahhhhh thin walls family hearing things they gotta get out’ abt dab and evan like m8 we get it all u think abt is sex we get it god u and ur husband really are made for each other aren’t u (dnp = devan reference #1)
‘i presume evan is also jobless’ ‘i hope so!’ phil is it really,,,,,,smth to be excited about,,,,,,,
dan’s doin a lot of the hand phone lately u cute boy
we should have a redbull what is wrong with them phil can barely handle having too much sugar y’all thought it was a good idea to have a redbull also we should have a redbull they share literally everything which tbh is probs for the best lbr phil on a whole can of redbull hmmmmm yes ik it’s v possible and in fact probable that phil had his own can let me live
‘it’s a sensible lightweight jacket’ in the fucking snow wow dan u really did just set urself up for phil to drag u about not dressing for the weather
dan’s fucking laugh at 4:39 gives me life literally there is no purer and more adorable sound like that’s up there with kittens purring
‘i think he’s gonna be a bit of a diva in this relationship’ did you mean: dan howell (dnp = devan reference #2)
[slight bit of ankle is showing] dan: ‘and now you’re wearing shorts’
where’s the lie tho honestly that lil pause before he said mate
this clip will live in infamy bc i want this in every fucking phan edit for the rest of time like i can’t even think of the right out-of-context clip right now but anything that can be answered with phil saying ‘it’s dan’ i need it
mandatory phil covering his mouth and bein a cutie
yes destroy gender roles in the snow universe (although seriously dan’s ‘life is just about uncon-doing the horrible conditioning of all these gender stereotypes, phil’ is so important also i stan phil recognizing that before dan i think it’s really easy to forget that just bc up til recently he’s not been as expressive as dan of his opinions on how stupid gender roles are doesn’t mean he doesn’t have just as if not more progressive a mindset than dan)
‘it’s like a dan vs phil’ dnp = devan #3
dan has such a lovely singing voice i miss him singing
dude phil’s eyebrows are making a Solid appearance v expressive
i s2g this is a different moment from the one above he’s just so fricken cute???
‘but they’ve got each other’s backs, phil, just like dab and evan’ yeeeeaaaa i’m gonna go ahead and go with dnp = devan reference #4 here i think that’s fair
snow angels are the least fun thing to do and yet (x - it literally won’t let me put it in bc it’s a privated vid rip)
amazing they just started having a snowball fight how cute n domestic am i talking abt dnp or dab and evan hmmmm - dnp = devan #5
i get that infinity war was a meme but lads it’s time to let it go
‘and they’re called the howlters’ lmao as if u ain’t an honorary lester daniel (dnp = devan #6)
i’m living for phil’s excitement i mean if that’s what redbull does to him i’m here for it i guess?
hi they’re dumb this was cute
‘we don’t want to be those people, but for us personally, we very much found that you just need to just move into a big city of some kind and just jump into life with both feet’ this is not only adorable advice but also where dnp simulator comes into play aka we did this so uhh dab n evan should do it (dnp = devan #7) also dan speaking for them both singular pronouns are quaking
‘don’t trust that’ what on earth are u on abt phil what don’t u trust the fuckin desert or?????
scalyburg phil stop pls we know we get it dan’s a furry ur a scaly we got it
why does dan spend an entire 7 seconds (8:40) adjusting is he moving closer to phil? switching which leg he’s sat on? idk but it lead to me pausing at this moment which was a gift in and of itself
‘the deposit on that one, plus the weekly went would make us instantly broke, so that’s fun, us when we moved to london’ bih do u hear me crying
does dan remember phil’s first manchester apartment what kind of question is that phil have u met dan he probably remembers every bloody inch of that place i mean he did remember that there wasn’t a bedside table so
stop that
middle of the city, romance festival, geekcon, pretty views and cherry blossom trees sounds like dnp’s ideal location do u get why i’m calling it dnp simulator yet also dnp = devan #8
we don’t want to move next to the karaoke legends wow dan bold of u to say after belting helena at 2am real bold
phil having flashbacks to the apt they toured where they found out people died there
hi phil just looks so excited by everything
look i’m not saying anything except they’re managing to find a lot of similarities b.w their lives and what they’re doing for dab and evan okay like this apartment is great for people-watching? which is what phil did in his manchester apt?
context whomst? idk her
shoutout to the wardrobe
big bold life-changing steps
anon spitting truth up in this house (but like,,,,,my thoughts exactly lmao i was like they’re such introverts they would’ve avoided meeting their neighbors at any cost including apparently smacking into a locked door trying to avoid small talk phil we love u bab)
casually mentioning dan saying ‘we are dil-’ was he gonna say dil’s son, maybe but i like to remember the bloops of dan repeatedly calling dab dil so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
omg okay so from like. this point on, when dan’s like ‘here is my vision’, i’m absolutely getting queer eye vibes like amateur queer eye tho like two gay nerds trying to embody queer eye in their lives a bit oh wait
okay okay okay dan u said an ensuite bathroom and then failed to add a door to the bedroom do u understand how frustrating that is???????? do u understand how stressful it was for me to watch that whole damn vid and know that u forgot the door????
a space for hobbies what hobbies who has hobbies
they learned nothing from building their house before: phil should take the mouse away from dan immediately look at him he is such a sugar baby in this jfc
god dan is so cute get these idiots a penthouse apartment super high up so he can have his bath next to a window okay he deserves that in life
stop it they’re literally agreeing on almost every single thing god they literally share a single brain
amazing
leany boye
‘they are young adults moving into their first apartment, you don’t have art!’ okay first of all don’t even go there daniel second of all i’m sorry you’re the one arguing for spending literally all their money but u don’t want to get some art bc it’s unrealistic????
dan saying lovely
phil’s mr carpet
navy??? navy? when did they? why?
i would get involved in a criminal plot to have that / i’m gonna throw you out of one
wow pro tips makin a comeback
phil is Losing Steam
oh my god okay so i was joking but literally phil is losing steam lmao 18:35 he says ‘ayy’ and it’s so tired-sounding
leany leany boyes
okay look ik dan’s going into ‘aww poor philly’ mode but also he knew that very quickly like honestly that’s not a Thing i would ever notice about someone tbh i’m not saying it’s like Significant but damn danny was really into phil to know that shiz man
the high-fashion gigantic rug of our dreams
okay look i can’t make this up phil literally leans away for a bit and then
hello daniel’s Curl
i stan phil getting excited over plants
dab and evan will be having a mario kart fest will they (dnp = devan #9)
mirroringggggggg
dude big mood god they’re so fond and full of memories
honestly dnp made it that way like u cannot convince me they didn’t purposely decide to do that mmkay
‘see they are ready to have their romantic dinners. and then they can pretend they have another friend and it’s fine!’ am i talking abt dnp or dab and evan who knows :) (dnp = devan #10)
cold in the middle what on earth i literally have no memory of that i mean it could just be my shit memory but jfc they just remember that stuff goddamn
scrunchy boyes also phil where’s ur arm at hm
like i’m not fuckin joking where is it
you can’t exist without a computer i mean
what is important in life / the internet
they don’t even have fucking doors and dan’s like ‘uhm they need a terrarium’ dan i’m stressed
oh my god i’m sorry phil is so done with this now it’s actually comical
hi they didn’t add a door for the ensuite
give dnp an interior design series honestly give them any series
phil reached for dan’s hand u cannot convince me otherwise
‘not my personal taste’ really,,,,,really
when dab n evan hug dan looks at the screen n phil looks at the camera things u didn’t need to know but now u do
lmao jumpscared by the kiss
‘i feel like i’ve never nailed anything more in my entire life’ hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm hm
the fuck was dan’s ‘getting a job’ that’s his fnaf voice u stop that
doon doon doon doon
tongue
hi uhm what the Fuck was that jumpcut at 28:30 i hate Obvious Jumpcuts with a burning passion specifically bc of dnp
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…SHOULD WE KNOW US A LITTLE BETTER TAG…
tagged by @sunny-feeling-9 thanks babe (’:
RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 ppl…
THE LAST:
1. Drink: water
2. Phone call: my brother called me and asked me to drop some stuff off at his friend’s house for him
3. Text message: I just pulled in! (to my mama)
4. Song you listened to: Young Dumb & Broke - Khalid
5. Time you cried: last night because I was watching a really sad youtube vid (Idk why???)
6. Dated someone twice: kinda? I mean we broke up for 3 hours then got back together... so idk if that counts or not....
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: sadly, yeah //:
8. Been cheated on: nope (knock on wood......)
9. Lost someone special: my great grandma passed away when I was 9... that was fucking hard....
10. Been depressed: when am I not
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah I don't drink
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14: blue, black & grey
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: yep!
16. Fallen out of love: nope
17. Laughed until you cried: pretty much every time I laugh
18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah, my damn coworker !!!
19. Met someone who changed you: indeed (’:
20. Found out who your friends are: pretty much an ongoing thing for the past 3 years,,,
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: do my parents count ???
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: almost all of them
23. Do you have any pets: I have a dog (a Boston Terrier) named Buddy!
24. Do you want to change your name: nah, i'm good. I like my name!
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: spent the day at softball practice and celebrated with my family
26. What time did you wake up: 12pm oops
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: probably scrolling through Tumblr and listening to music
28. Name something you can’t wait for: my anxiety to calm the fuck down and let me be at peace for like,, a second (’:
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: literally 10 mins ago
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: not being lazy/stop procrastinating
31. What are you listening right now: Summer 127 - NCT 127 !!!!
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: omg yes and he’s the biggest fuckboy I've ever met....
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: myself lmao
34. Most visited Website: tumblr and youtube
35. Elementary: finished
36. High School: gonna be a senior yo
37. College: jfc dont even talk about college to me rn
38. Haircolor: naturally dark brown but I've gotten blonde highlights and I think I'm gonna get more whoop whoop
39. Long or short hair: long (I look like an egg with short hair)
40. Do you have a crush on someone: does my bias count?
41. What do you like about yourself: my sense of humor, my ability to give good advice/make people feel better, and my caring/loving nature (’:
42. Piercings: my ears are pierced
43. Bloodtype: I'm actually not sure...?
44. Nickname: ali, al, aya, ayaboo, ayabee, aligal, aligirl, aligator, etc.
45. Relationship status: singleee
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite TV Show: law & order: svu, king of queens, Chicago PD, golden girls, etc
49. Tattoos: none but I definitely want some in the future!
50. Right or left: right
51. Surgery: I got my tonsils and adenoids removed when I was in first grade
52. Piercing: didn't I just answer this ??
53. Sport: softball/baseball
55. Vacation: South Korea or Italy
56. Pair of trainers: air jordans (I stole them from my brother lol)
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: W A T E R M E L O N !!!!!
58. Drinking: water, milk or apple snapple
59. I’m about to: try and get some of my damn requests done
61. Waiting for: me to stop stressing over every little thing in life and take a damn breath
62. Want: to be genuinely happy and stress-free
63. Get married: hopefully by mid to late twenties
64. Career: as of now I'm a hostess, but my dream job is to be a behavioral analyst (criminal profiler) for the FBI !!!
WHICH IS BETTER
65. Hugs or kisses: I'm a sucker for skinship so why not both (’:
66. Lips or eyes: well, I love a pretty smile, but if your eyes draw me in, I'm done for... so imma go with eyes
67. Shorter or taller: probs taller
68. Older or younger: hmmm older? tbh I don't really care about age. If I like ya, I like ya
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: honestly I could care less. I look at personality rather than appearance
71. Sensitive or loud: I'm gonna say both
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship, hands down
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: urrrr both, again?
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: nope
75. Drank hard liquor: Ive had champagne, but not hard liquor
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yeah...
77. Turned someone down: yeah... a few different times.... and it makes me feel so bad omg
78. Sex in the first date: woah no thank you
79. Broken someones heart: I sure hope not ??
80. Had your heart broken: at the time I thought so... but no lmao
81. Been arrested: no, thank god
82. Cried when someone died: yeah )’:
83. Fallen for a friend: yes... AND I STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST IT !!!!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: at times.... but it’s a work in progress
85. Miracles: yeah, sure?
86. Love at first sight: ehh no
87. Santa Claus: ho ho no see what I did there (;
88. Kiss in the first date: sure, go ahead and lay one on me
89. Angels: very much so, yes (’:
OTHER:
90. Current best friends name: Aubrey and Adriana
91. Eyecolor: get ready... they’re mostly green, a little brown, with a grey rim on the outside, and on some days theres even a little bit of yellow in there, as well !!!
92. Favorite movie: oh god I have too many... if I had to pick one, probably Bad Boys 2 YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT IT’S SO DAMN FUNNY
I’m tagging: @houseofvmin @rook-10 @jae-yoonie @mystic-astro-trash @b00mingsystem @chittaporno @thereisnofuckingreason @secretlymadeoutofcups @nctreacting @markhyuck-is-real-af @smoltaek
if you've already done this, or just don't want to, then ignore this and sorry for bothering you !!!
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