#apperently

[solishereee]

i got a bunch of positive reception from my little phen 228 drawing, so here’s what i promised! (also thank you sm for the reblogs :3)

i draw him on my doodle sheets wayyyyy to much but idc, also bugbos in this??? why did i just catch that lmao 😭

#doctor nowhere #phen 228 #my art #the boiled one phenomenon #the silly <3 #ehehehehe he’s so silly #i love him #bugbo #apperently #😭😭😭 #t.o.e #the organate enterprise #the thumper

[loveaetingkids]

(Like or reblog if you wanna use it)

#сирок глазурований please come home your kids and i miss you #shower thoughts #shitpost #meme #food #apperently #український tumblr #укртумбочка #укртамблер

[kalitheinksimp]

You see cringe

I see someone having fun

#this goes for a lot a LOT of stuff #apperently

[prisonpodcast]

When you’re just randomly doodling and accidentally gain +80,000 art skill points out of nowhere

#technofanart #technoblade #technoblade fanart #my art #like this is way way above my normal level #i didn’t even know how to draw facial hair yesterday well guess what now I do #apperently #I’m going to forget how to draw like this in less than an hour it’s going to be so sad

[jellyfosh]

Corpse for Charlotte

*drags 3 corpse of the dead anons*

I didn't kill them, they died itself...I just found them lying on the floor.

Carmine: . . . . . . *hides the evidence with Mods* Okay one. Don’t do that. And two, nice going kid. *pats ur head*

#redemption charlotte #charlotte #Anon Murder Case #Apperently

[so-am-smyme9540]

Why you should never mix hot cocoa powder and chocolate milk mix! (Based on a true story)

So orginially I was just typing out a text to my friend about a small mistake I made regarding milk of the chocoalte variety, but it quickly spiraled into a tale that I couldn't contain. I stared at my creation, and figured it had a home somewhere on the hellsite we call home.

So I randomly really wanted chocolate milk, even tho I haven't drank it in years, but there wasn't enough to make it good. You know with chocolate milk, you need to find that sweet spot between too milky and too rich. I should've given up, like a normal person, but I decided to try and mix it with Swiss Miss hot cocoa powder. They're all chocolate in the end, right?

…It, uh, didn't work. The cocoa powder just clumped together and floated at the top, while the chocolate milk mix laughed at it, since it had successfully fused with the milk. I mixed it around a bunch, I dunked it under the surface of the milk, I threatened it's family, I tried everything! It wouldn't dissolve. I just couldn't crack it! It had been trained well.

So, instead of giving up like a normal person, I doubled down. I got the spoon I used to stir it, and skimmed some off the top. And ate it. It wasn't that great, but I've eaten worse, and I was in too deep. I started this mess, I was going to see it through. I'd do whatever it took.

I skimmed some more off the top. Somehow it was worse than the first time. I struggled to swallow it, it was still powdery, despite my many attemps to drown it. But I managed. I used to eat dirt and sand as a kid, a bit of powder was nothing!

Finally, after a couble more skims, I was left with milk that didn't have enough chocolate, and the remnants of the cocoa powder that once fought so valiantly. By then, my stomach hurt a little bit, and my throat was kind of scrachy, so I decided to spare the stragglers.

I… didn't really want chocolate milk anymore, for some reason. So I poured it out in the bathroom and cleaned the cup, I could never let my family know of the atrocitites I commited. And then I went on with life and predended that never happened. The end!

#story time with Smyme? #apperently #should I even try to tag this properly #chocolate milk #hot cocoa #random story #i've learned my lesson

[novice-meme-artist]

#autism #apperently #would not have guessed it but now that i know my life is making a hell of a lot more sense #funny memes #dank memes #memes #memes made from scratch #relatable memes

[oogaboogaspookyman]

IMPULSE. PURE UTTER IMPULSE. I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY BODY. HAVE THIS I MADE. CHIKEN NUMGET.

[HOLY SHIT]

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*enter Adam just going inside mewtwo's room*

Hey mewtwo?

Yes? Did Helios bully you again? snrk-

What? No! I'm here to get something off my chest, nothing else!

*mewtwo's little funny personality is now gone, shit's boutta go down*

What do you need me for, then? *Look at him, tilting his head, so blissfully unaware of what's coming...*

*figuratively and literally because Adam's walking up to mewtwo*

Stay still...

Uhhhh??? Alright????? I have a gut feelING-

*AY. AYO. AYOOOOOOOOO THEY DID IT. KITH. LESGOOOOOOOO*

Wh-... I- you- wh- th- //////// *mccan't mcfucking mcspeak mcnow. mclmao*

*deadass his face went to hell and came back, his soul is now gone, bye, adiós, took the hat and scarf and retired for the time being, went peace, the home planet needed him, took the kids in the divorce, au revoir*

Finally got that off me, thanks! *And right as he was gonna leave, obviously ourple boi acts up*

wh- hey- HEY. HEY.

What?

*he stares at Adam like he killed a puppy with a butcher knife*

can- can i have another one- /////////

*obviously, Adam blushes*

Uhhhh... ///////

*he shrugs and walks up to mewtwo again, slowly*

... you know what no-

Huh- AH- *he's pulled onto mewtwo*

[LATER...]

*here we have two fucking idiots blushing like they've been sent to a sauna and came out after hours of being inside it*

Well... A-at least it was... It felt- it felt good?

Two... Ohhhhh my GOOOOOOD... /////////

*he's internally screaming, hands on his face and all*

That was... That was a... Good, little uhhh... Session, i guess- ////////////

does this mean it's confirmed now-

Probably?

... honestly i don't mind-

Okay but who's telling the news?

NOT ME.

Of course...

[end.]

FOR CHRISTMAS YOU HAVE GAYASSES APPERENTLY HAVING MADE OUT.

WHOLE LOTTA SHIT GOIN' ON IN THIS HOUSE Y'ALL!

Hope you enjoyed, peace and love, happy holidays, happy birthday to whoever has a birthday today, live your life to the fullest everybody!

Have a good one!

#pokemon #mewtwo #adam #skit #{FINALLY THEY DID IT! NOW I CAN MAKE IT STING MORE. GOD THEY TOOK THEIR SWEET TIME} #memory #apperently #NO JOKE

[lemonynesser]

took a personality test online and im apperently the most sane person in my friends’ discord server

i don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

#personality test #discord #sane #apperently #but like #i was confused by a lot of the questions so #¯\ (ツ) /¯

[dappergoth]

Tumblr won't let me upload all my CC so I've taken down the posts and made notes of them all in my documents. I'll link all CC/Mods I use on my sims pic including mods.

#sims 4 #sims 4 custom content #sims 4 mods #tumblr can't cope with how much I have #apperently

[a7estrellas]

"Being a guest actor is like crashing on someone else's show's couch for a couple weeks. Sometimes literally. I ate a sandwich from the fridge that had Pedro written on it. " - Murray Bartlett

PEDRO PASCAL at the 75th Creative Arts Emmy Awards

#pedro pascal #creative arts emmy awards #apperance #ppascaledit #pedrohub #gotcastedit #swcastedit #mancandykings #CAN HE STOP!!

[dor-nu-fauglith]

I'm in the process of trying to go back to school.

And holy shit this is the most convoluted process in the history of ever.

#kill me now #apperently #I dont live in Florida #I.. dont live anywhere #Essentially I'm a ghost who doesn't exist #10/10 #all because #higher learning in the US is exclusively FOR PROFIT #that is literally it nothing complex or grandiose #personal

[prisonpodcast]

I just tuned into Wilbur’s stream wtf is happening

#draq’thar killer of men #apperently

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

"Haha look at how ridiculous the child soldier who I'm not shitting you raised an entire fucking village is reacting to a sign of war criminals being in the last potential safe state during an active war? Isn't that just hilarious?" I will murder you in cold blood

#jet posting #apperently

[kainekron]

oh right if you want the wooden coin display for the herald coins it's about to be retired so go grab it

#apperently

[cosmospkmn]

what in the world

#Joltik #is apperently what its called #and its from Unova. Why its in Hoenn? your guess is as good as mine #pokeblogging #pokemon photography #pkmn irl #it made my fingers feel numb :[]