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Hello!
Does someone have a appy juice I can have? I have been craving one all week.
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mousewife-stash · 9 months
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i DO want you to elaborate the fling with Maruki
so post-grad, whatever Yosuke's doing now (i like the popular fanon that he goes to music school) yosuke moves to tokyo, probably wants to at least make a play of being financially independent from his dad's Junes money, and meets maruki somehow and is like Sweet *still really needy and so transparently looking for a Replacement Souji* here's a Rich Doctor who can be both my financially stable older sugar daddy AND my Personal Therapist bf :)
...aaaaand of course with maruki being the most spiritually divorced man ever ends up being MARUKI'S emotional labor vehicle LMFAO listening to him mortified as he cries his guilt out over and over. fishing out the last of his personal savings for whatever momentary financial crisis maruki's in. vacuuming the apartment. making sure maruki consumes something besides a carton of appy juice a day. probably kind of a valuable Learning Experience for him honestly but i think that makes it all the more guiltily sweeter for him once he's back in souji's comforting embrace being pampered and made his personal favorite box lunches for.........hehe
also i can't decide if this is funnier before or AFTER maruki's supervillain arc. like, does yosuke tragically ditching him just become the straw that breaks the camel's back on his quest to Rid The World Of Pain, or does maruki tearfully confess his checkered past of trying to mindwipe everyone on earth to yosuke a few dates in and yosuke's like uhhhhh hmmmmm ok :) *frantically googling "is this a red flag???????"
addendum: also they first strike up a conversation over showing each other the same taste in extremely dated memes. everyone knows it's fucking over from the get-go
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ronmanmob · 2 years
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Send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours.
Relationship Building Meme
Once upon an early afternoon, the twins Kray were engrossed in conversation. Actually, tell a lie - Ronnie was engrossed with the specials board. It was Reggie who was trying, with only moderate success, to engage his brother with chatter. There was gossip on the grapevine, whispers going round his East End and, while they were nothing by any means horrendous, Reg wanted it addressed out the horse's mouth.
'--So' Reg began, raising his voice a little as he leant over the bar; a half a'lager in hand fresh out the pump. When Ron - his back to Reg, a piece of chalk in hand as he worked on the board - didn't so much as flinch, he tried again.
'Ronnie?'
The direct approach worked; earned him a, 'Hm?' but nothing else. Reggie'd take that.
'There's talk y'know, mate.'
'S'talk--'
Repetition was Ron's attention-language. Reggie'd learned that lately - off the subject of this little talk, by 'n by - so he didn't bristle or read a piss take into his brother's words. He listened instead; waiting for Ron's train of thought to pick up again. Which it did, usual speed.
'S'always talk' he of chalk said. 'Talk abaht wha'?'
A smile curved watchful Reggie's lips. 'You 'n a lady.'
That got a pause off Ron. More than that, he looked round at his brother. '--There some rumour goin' abaht tha' some woman's got pregnant by a Kray again?' he asked, referring to a disquieting falsehood that'd gone round and - hilariously - scared Kray the Elder half to death for a good six months. It'd come to nothing, but with his ah...proclivities, it wasn't outside the realms of the possible. Off Ron himself though, at that point in time at least, it had been. And now...Well.
'Only woman I been near'd tell me long b'fore th'grapevine.'
Reg looked like the cat that'd got the cream all sudden. 'So y'are-'
'Are?'
'Seein' a woman now.'
'Me?'
The cream looked to have soured slightly. 'Yes! Oo th'fuck else, Pat?'
Ron could taste it too. 'No.'
'N-' Scowling now, Reg changed tack. 'Stop th'fuckin' word games-'
Ron's volume ticked up a degree. 'I ain't playin' none!'
Reggie's followed, 'Right!', then eased again. 'Ron. Rumour is you're steppin' aht wiv a lady now. S'it true, or not -- askin' as y'bruvvah, ain't I. Wanna know yer 'appy.'
'--Appy...' Back came that listening repetition, for all the lack of tone made it sound sarcastic to Reggie's ears. Ron turned that notion - happy - round in his mind a moment. It brought memories of walks in the park, of shared meals and laughter and trips round the city; of a kiss or two stolen under a streetlamp by Hyde Park and slender fingers slipping through his hair. And elsewhere. A smirk twitched up at the corners of his lips. And he turned back to the specials board without elaboration on the truth of things.
'I am.'
It wasn't for Reggie to know about the presence near the open front door; the one Ronnie'd been making love-eyes at over the specials board before his brother'd done what he did best and got up in his business.
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angrytreemarten · 1 year
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Just a few Sun x Y/N x Moon memes
Moon: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time. Sun: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way. Moon: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time. Sun: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
Sun: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Sun: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Sun: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Y/N: This is Monopoly.
Y/N: Alright, listen up you little shits. Y/N: Not you Sun. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
Moon: Do you want a drink? Y/N: I could go for some appy slices right now. Moon: With a little peanut butter to dip them in? Y/N: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER MOON!
Moon: Truth or dare? Y/N: Truth. Moon: How many hours have you slept this week? Y/N: Y/N: Dare. Moon: Go to sleep. Y/N: I don't like this game.
Y/N: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Sun: …what happened? Moon: We made a VERY bad mistake.
Moon: How would you like your hair cut? Y/N: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
Y/N: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
Y/N: *Grabs Sun* This is mine now.
Y/N: I just had a long talk with Sun and Moon about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
Sun: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Y/N: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
Sun, to Y/N: You know, Moon can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Sun: blows airhorn at Moon GET FUCKED!
Moon: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Moon: It's me.
Y/N: Hey, Moon, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Moon: Yeah. Y/N: And you, Sun? Sun: Umm… yes? Y/N: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Sun: Did they just-
Y/N: Moon, you risked your life to save me! Moon: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Moon: Any idiot would know that. Sun: I knew that! Moon: See?
Moon: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi. Y/N: MOON, NO!
Y/N: I’m Y/N. I’m a fast food worker. Moon: I’m Moon. I have a knife.
Y/N: standing on a balcony and sneezes Moon: standing on the roof Bless you. Y/N: God?
Sun: Can we go to a haunted house? Y/N: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Sun: Wh-what? Y/N: Goodnight, Sun.
Y/N: Is this about me? Moon: No. Y/N: Then I've lost interest.
Y/N: running towards Moon with open arms Moon: moves out of the way Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?! Moon: I thought you were going to attack me. Y/N: I was going to hug you! Moon: Why would you hug me? Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Sun: You look mentally ill. Moon: I am. Let’s go.
Sun: I told Moon that his hat wags when he lies. Y/N: Does it? Sun: No. Y/N: Then why did you tell him that? Sun: Because I can do this. Sun: Hey Moon! Do you love us? Moon, gripping his hat: No.
Y/N: Are we fighting or flirting? Moon: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Y/N: Your point?
Y/N: Sun has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply won’t stop. Y/N: I asked Sun where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. Y/N: So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."
Y/N: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck. Moon: Who told you my secret?
Y/N: Moon made you cry? Sun, tearing up: Yes. He said some really mean things that are only partly true.
Sun: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Y/N’s phone number just by choosing random numbers.
Sun: sighs I have no friends… Y/N: Y/N: coughs Bitch, what am I? A roach?!
Moon: What’s your name cutie?~ Y/N: I don’t know, I’m like 8 years old.
Sun: We are not mad. We are just disappointed. Moon: No, we are mad. Sun: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide. Moon: No, we’re not! Sun: I am not a mind reader, Moon!
Sun: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? Moon: I gotta give you credit, Y/N. You make it look easy. Y/N: Years of practice.
Y/N: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing. Moon: But ya' didn't!
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sofia-not-sophie · 2 years
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appiesdumpingground · 3 years
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To flower, or not to flower? That is the question.
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non-binharry · 3 years
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thank you for the tag @the-wandering-whumper ! i was reading through your post and was like “oh this sounds fun“ and then was so excited to see i was tagged :D
1. why did you choose your url?
Well one of the bad guys’ catchphrases in Spiderman PS4 when they fight Spidey is “that’s gonna leave a mark“ and I thought it was very fitting. I know it’s a common phrase outside of that too but I really like it that way.
2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.
this is a sideblog, unfortunately tbh. I wish I could send asks/reply from this blog. My main blog is @sephs-ghost where i mostly reblog art and aesthetic stuff and I also got @mortal-ghost for my music stuff that I pretty much never post on and @ghostesques for my photography that I haven’t posted on in probably years. I’m way more active on Instagram for that stuff. can you tell i like ghosts?
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
oh damn i just checked on tumblr stats and my first blog was created in november 2012. i was 13 what was i doing on here. this blog was made in december 2018 i think.
4. do you have a queue tag?
yup. its “q“. very creative
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
i’d been a lurker in the whump community for about a year after discovering the whole thing (still so grateful to @whumpgalore whose blog was my first introduction <3) and thought it was finally time to get in on the action :D
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
Hm I just wanted something kinda aesthetic and whumpy? also non-character or fandom specific since I constantly switch favorites
7. why did you choose your header?
Same reason. I wanted it to kinda fit with the icon but also be non specific so it’s a nondescript pic of a basement wall or smth
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
Looks like its my “which whumpy trope are you“ uquiz. something i made very quickly out of boredom but it was fun. it got outside of this whump bubble and there were some very confused people lol
9. how many mutuals do you have?
Oh no idea. i don’t think there’s a way to check, especially with a sideblog.
10. how many followers do you have?
1088
11. how many people do you follow?
288 (aa i need to follow more whump blogs)
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
for sure. and im a big fan of making whump memes
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
check it first time in the morning like the newspaper while eating breakfast. then all the time throughout the day
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?
not really. I got my first ever hate-anon on this blog some time ago when i still posted some writing. i still wonder who that was cause id only had this blog for a couple of months then and never engaged in discourse or anything and i have no idea what couldve warranted that. unfortunately i do think its part of why i havent written in so long.
15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?
this is my blog and i reblog what i want. i don’t engage in any of that guilt tripping. this is a tumblr blog, i don’t need to prove that i care about something by reblogging it, no point in that
16. do you like tag games?
I love them! as i said i was so excited to be tagged in this and i always am excited when i’m tagged in anything
17. do you like ask games?
yes! and i always send something to the blog i reblogged an ask game post from cause i know how nice it is to receive something 😊
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
uhh don’t know? gotta be one or two?
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
don’t think i know anyone well enough for that haha
20. tags?
@deepwoundsandfadedscars @set-phasers-to-whump @appy-polly-loggies @99point9percentwhump @pythagoreanwhump @adrenaline-whump @whumpadoodle @whumpgalore if you want, and anyone else who does!
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nigelspookerjee · 3 years
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Happy New Year ☆
to the Clue Crew! I know 2020 was shitty for all of us in many different ways, so I hope this year is 1000x better for each and every one of you + your loved ones. Thank you all for helping me make it through 2020 with your genius and hilarious ND memes - you made me laugh in some of my darkest times this past year. I’m thankful for you all and wishing you a better, happier, and safer 2021 ♡
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steam-powered · 5 years
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Desmond & Lexi’s ‘ship’ Meme
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Seated inside the inn, Lexi takes another bite of her apple and chuckles softly to herself as she reads from a parchment resting on the table.
“Come check this out.” She calls over to the Gunslinger across the room. “Looks like some sort of couples questionnaire t’ Baron and ‘is wife left layin’ out.” Turning it back over in her hands, she reads out the first section heading.
1) Who made the first move?
Desmond momentarily paused in his game of Solitaire as a card was flipped over and revealed. His attention drifted upwards and to the redhead, eyes settled upon her as that question was mulled over in his mind. “I did. ‘tween us. I brought you ‘ere afta’ all.”
Lexi glances up in surprise, not expecting an actual response. “True, I ‘uess. If you call abduction a ‘first move.’” Standing up from her bench, the redheaded Engineer crosses the room and sets the parchment down overtop of his game of solitaire. “Alright, ‘ow about this one?”
2) Big Spoon, Little Spoon?
Desmond felt the corners of his mouth curl upwards, a mischievous half-grin etched over those lips. “Betta’ question would be just ‘ow much do you enjoy bein’ my little spoon?”
“As enjoyable as it is, I think I’d make a ‘reat big spoon. I say we try it out tonight.” She slips down into his lap, successfully capturing his full attention away from his cards.
3) Who’s the cuddler?
Gloved fingertips curled inwards, idly scratching at the scruff of a beard that clung to his cheek. “I -usually- ‘ave to initiate tha’ as well. More than with just cuddlin’, but with touchin’ the otha’ one in general, too. Though you ‘ave learned to claim yer’ seat when you wish to.” A wink flourished in one of those grey eyes as he watched her settle upon his lap.
“Oh please, t’ only thin’ you usually initiate is t’ sex. I’d say we’re equally terrible at expressin’ affection, in public at least, but it’s somethin’ I’m willin’ to work on. As for cuddlin’... Isn’t that more of a mutual activity anyway?”
4) Who cries during plays?
“I’ve actually not been to a play since I was a young ‘irl and I enjoyed it very much, but not enough to cry.” Lexi admits as she moves onto the next section, “It’s usually weddin’s that ‘et me. Nothin’ better than seein’ two people ‘appy and in love.”
“Neva’ been to any play to actually watch it. Few times I rememba’ bein’ in attendance o’ such, I was trailin’ afta’ a wanted man who really enjoyed watchin’ theatre troupes.” He stated with a slight shrug to those broad shoulders.
“We should ‘o one night when they’re performin’ outside t’ city.” She comments before moving onto the next question.
5) Who’s more affectionate?
“I am. Prove me wrong.” He all but challenged her with a gleam of confidence in his gaze.
She lets out a scoff, “It says affectionate, not lustful.” She’d taunt him, mirroring his grin. “I’ve attempted to cook dinner for you before, then there’s those back massages ye like so much.”
6) What’s their favorite non-sexual activity?
Lexi furrows her brow and looks to Desmond with concern. “Do we ‘ave one we do regularly? -Should- we ‘ave one?”
“Always goes down tha’ way anyways, no matta’ wha’ otha’ activity we do togetha’.” He chuckled once, a fingertip lightly tracing along the side of her arm. “Even with just doin’ some.. Questionnaire.” Desmond reveled in that for a moment before he spoke again. “S’ppose workin’ on those inventions an’ projects o’ yer’s migh’ count. Especially with tha’ whole crossbow idea.”
“There’s also our escapes to ‘o campin’ away from t’ ‘arbor without tellin’ anyone that we’re leavin’ or where we’re ‘oin’. That ‘as ‘ot to be my favorite.”
7) Who was more nervous to meet the parents?
“Next question!” Lexi quickly skips ahead.
8) Who’s more protective/jealous?
The gunslinger mulled the question over for several moments, lost to his own thoughts as his fingertips idly danced across the redhead and finally settled upon one of her thighs. “I’d say a little to both. You sure don’t like Eve bein’ ‘round at all. An’ I like to at least think tha’ yer’ all mine.”
She gives him an incredulous look, “You are so t’ more jealous one out of t’ two of us. I may tolerate Eve stayin’ with us, but I’m pretty sure ye punched t’ last ‘uy who tried touchin’ me.”
“Fine. Yer’ righ’. Wha’ is mine, stays mine.”
9) Who sneaks into the shower with the other in the mornings?
“Why does it ‘ave to be just mornin’s? Not my fault ye wake before I do.” Lexi moves on, “I usually bathe at night is all and we share that quite often.”
“As much as we possibly can.” He replied with. “Though you could surprise me one mornin’ instead of sleepin’ in so much.”
“Or, ‘ere’s a thought, we both sleep in, wake up together, and then share a bath.”
10) Who initiates sexy times the most?
A devilishly charming smirk returned to his lips. “We both know yer’ slackin’ in tha’ regard. Most o’ the time…” He paused and gave her thigh a firm squeeze. “It’s me.”
She relents on this one, “Yeah, yeah. ‘Ow about you work on t’ affection and I’ll work on- What did they call it? Initatin’ ‘sexy times’.”
He couldn’t help but chuckle at that. “Fine, we’ll see who makes the betta’ progress.”
11) Fuck or make love?
“Anotha’ one tha’ simply sums up to.. Yes. For me, at least, both are ratha’ enjoyable an’ usually depends on the day I’ve ‘ad thus far.”
Lexi shifts around in his lap until she could see his entire face, “You’re admittin’ we’ve made love then? I think I’m startin’ to rub off on ye.”
13. Who’s behind the wheel more often during sea trips?
“Neither of us, unless you’re countin’ rowin’ a dingy, but if we do ever take one of t’ skipjacks out just t’ two of us I can show ye a thin’ or two.”
“I’ve been behind our ships’ wheels more than you ‘ave. Next question, this one is borin’.” He commented in return.
14) Who gives the silent treatment when they’re mad at each other?
Lexi chuckles with a roll of her eyes. “You are. I tend to yell a lot when I’m pissed off.”
Desmond was quiet for a time and finally relented, those shoulders of his shrugged upwards. “Fine.”
15) Who reaches for the other’s hand first?
“I’d say you. I usually reach for otha’ thin’s.” He said with a hint of mischief in his voice.
“-and that’s why I’m t’ more affectionate one. Consider yourself proven wrong.” As if to punctuate her words, the Engineer reaches down for the hand resting on her thigh, slipping her fingers through his.
16) Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear at inappropriate times?
Desmond merely allowed that charming smirk to widen across his lips as those eyes flickered upwards and onto the redhead.
“Yeah, yeah. Emphasis on t’ inappropriate. On to t’ last question.”
“It’s called ‘avin’ fun. Should try it sometime.” He commented.
17) Who comes up with cheesy pick-up lines?
“Don’t think I’ve ever used one and considerin’ t’ stories I’ve ‘eard about your flirtin’, I’d say you. Let’s ‘ear your best one.” She puts him on the spot, a wicked grin and narrowed eyes staring him down.
“Mmm.” He pondered, his thumb brushing along her knuckles in a slow, methodical rhythm. “Nah. Betta’ when you aren’t expectin’ ‘em. Gives it more powa’.”
“Fine, we’ll call it an I-owe-you.” Relenting, Lexi pulls away from him and grabs a hold of the parchment. “Be back in a few, ‘onna slip this into t’ Vardo.” With that mischievous grin still in place, she exits the inn and makes her way to the Witches’ home. 
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feywildwrites · 6 years
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            HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                              { the final chapter of the saga }
             Ah, Dani, Dani, Dani. My favorite poop monster, brony, poet, chef, dog lover, dreamer, Daphne Blake and best friend. Knowing me, this is going to get long no matter what, but I’m not sure where to begin without just making a list of things like “that Dani feel when...”. I don’t consider myself a knockout writer like you are, so I can’t really do what you do and type blindfolded and come out with a masterpiece that will make you laugh, cry, and see visions of Michael B. Jordan or something. But I can at least start out by talking about how special you are to me. 
I had to save this post for the end of the day so you could finish off your day, no matter how it went, knowing that you really, truly are worthy of all the love, adventures and fantasy that you always dream about, though you probably already know that. I hope you do. I’ve been sitting on the simile for a little while now in case it only makes sense in my head, but in a way, you remind me of an art gallery. You always try to curate the most beautiful things in life and incorporate them into your style or worldview and I think that’s part of what gives you that light, vibrant energy. Ironically, it was today that I thought about it and realized that I think that’s exactly why your writing, which I’m always salivating over and striving towards, is so rich with metaphors, imagery and romanticization. Writing is so easy for you because you live dreaming, isn’t it? I don’t mean daydreaming, but you’re always sort of making stars out of lightbulbs, you know? Forcibly crafting your ideals in your reality when you can’t find them. Not just in aesthetics, but in things like your willingness to grow, to want to repeatedly remind others of the goodness in them and the positive impact you want to leave with them.
  I’ve said it before (that’ll probably be a common theme with this whole ramble) but I love that you’re unafraid of showing off everything that makes you you. You take the stigma out of reading YA or romance novels or watching children’s movies, which might not be wildly uncommon on tumblr, but in the real world? It takes boldness to speak your mind, wear your heart on your sleeve, broadcast the things you love to the world; and you do them all. You say you don’t know if you’re a Gryffindor, but I think you are. You constantly leave me with a mixed sense of admiration and envy at how alive you always are. 
Does any of this even make sense? I don’t know.
Beyond that, you’re a kickass friend to have in my life and I always feel so lucky to have the kind of best friend dorky, young me always hoped I would. I love how we can talk together for hours without skipping a beat and are so much alike that all our weird grunts, sniffs, squeals and groans just make sense. Even though I just made a speech about your affinity for beauty, I love that you’re so unafraid of ugliness as well and the empathy and patience you have for in me and other people, even when you don’t always think you do. I love when your mouth runs faster than your brain and you accidentally make some of the best memes that get us laughing until your collarbone hurts. How you love to analyze anything and everything when given the chance (even when not). How you’re like this wacky, eccentric professor who goes around your room talking with yourself to get all your million and one thoughts out into the atmosphere. How we both use our talents to play PR agent for each other in different ways. Your staunch love for redheads and Daphne Blake. The weird way you pronounce words differently sometimes (uh-LIE-us?? un-COM-ftable??). Your love for fantasy and mythology. Shady moments on the Christani Show. The way we hope we actually will have a Youtube show one day. 
See? You knew I’d make a list.
That’s not even half of it, and, my precious friend, you’re stuck with my annoying butt, so I know even a few months from now I’ll have plenty more to add. There’s no way to do you justice in writing because you’re so multifaceted and each side to you is just another one I love and celebrate, because you’re basically That Awesome SuperBestFriend. I really went super extra with this, but I hope the main take away is that you know hoooowww much I love you even if your life force sucked out Frank Sinatra’s on this day here in 1998. 👀
I love you so so much, and happy birthday again my Dionne 💕💗
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lizzyxrps · 6 years
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Happy New Year! For those who might not have followed me for a long time, this is an annual event for me, posting my follow forever. It’s a chance for me to thank those people who have made my life so wonderful in the last year and to look forward to a new year and all the promise and opportunities it holds for me and my friends. It’s also a chance for me to acknowledge who I’ve unfortunately grown apart from and who is no longer an active part of my life. But most importantly, this annual follow forever is a way for me show my love for different blogs and the people who put their time and love into them.  
This year was a year of change for me, between graduating from school and starting a new job, to moving back home and discovering new interests. I made some incredible friends this year, as well as lost some, but along the way I learned to put myself first and cut ties with people who weren’t good for me. Here’s to a welcome send-off for the feverish nightmare that was 2k17, and to a bright and brilliant 2018!
B E S T I E S
@qvakewrites​ // @starswritten - honest to god, Paris, I don’t know what the fuck I’d do without you. I’m not gonna get sappy here because I did that already in my Christmas card but you truly are the best friend I could ever ask for. thank you for your constant cheerleading sessions and spontaneous skype calls and memorizing my awful sleep patterns. thank you for being the best writing partner I’ve ever had and for embarking on so many multimuse adventures with me. I can’t wait till you come move in with me up North. 
@alicnwrites - ily Tina. I know we’ve both been a little out of sync this year thanks to big life changes ( hello new job and crazy class schedules ), but I’m always really thankful for when we do catch up - it seems like no time has passed since we last spoke, we just fall into it so easily. I’m just really grateful you’re in my life because you’re an incredible person.
@peltzwrites- I’m gonna be honest, I don’t remember how long we’ve been friends. since 2014 I think? which means that this is our three year friendiversarry. thank you for all the times you’ve answered my drunk crying skype calls and for giving me honest unfiltered advice that I need to hear. you’re someone I can always count on, and I hope you know that I’m someone who will always have your back in turn. 
@herhighnessrps - Dea, I adore you - you and your sparkly dresses you’re not gonna talk about in your description. I had no idea when joining Darlington that I would make a forever friend in the group, but I made several, you perhaps the first one. It’s been nearly three years since then and I can’t believe Oliver and Lyss still haven’t kissed rip #slowburnship
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@starmimii - MIMI MY LOVE, life is crazy but I’m glad you’re in mine. I’m so grateful we connected through Charming and sent each other secret ask memes that I still have saved ( and need to post lol ). you’re such a talented artist, even if you might not always see it, and a sweet friend. here’s to many more years of friendship!
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buzzmemes · 4 years
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I hate this : Memes
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your passport photo and copy of passport At my school, the homework was to color the picture. So very true... In my school it’s so bad, the teacher projects it on the whiteboard ah, nightmares Soo true XD They say that because you cropped it out. And that is a fact They use plotters I get it! Lol that’s good shit Im sory Toad The homework that steals your time and your lunch money 99% of sane teachers shows u the color image on smart board No teachers want to show u crappy print Just understand it. Color printer is expensive. You’re telling me that teachers give out free black children? Bet, already got three in the basement itsa me, Noir-io Facts tho It'sa me, a-Copyo! We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo. Come back in ten years And they pop in a “do you see the ... in the picture” question Why mario on the right looks like he's about to wake me up at 3 am saying with deep demonic voice It's time for me to turn you into my spaghetti Is this the new "We have ____ at home" ? Since im in school this is to relatable The math graphs were the worst though 30 years of saving princesses, 30 years of smashing brown mushrooms. And for what? Cake? Mario!? Why does this remind me of the fearsome Llapp Goch Master. There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 103,921,185 image posts and didn't find a close match Whenever I got bad copies I'd always split the best copies around the room so every student was at least near a good copy and keep a bad one for myself... Remember when you were the chosen one to go out of class and get em papers wonderful If Mario was in Papers, Please AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA printer companies: see you little shits? this is why your printer needs colored cartridges! My name is paublo Yes Is that pablo It's supposed to be not centered Based on a true story Itsa me, Marijuanio! he looks so sad:( NVM took a secound look he looks like he bout to ask me if i wanna buy WEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD Kinda looks like Hitler though Noah get the Death Star. My kindergarten teacher wife has to print shit at home for this reason. Effectively costs $300/year in paper/ink and another $100 to replace whatever broken down color ink printer we have in a given year. I want her to transition to laser, but haven't been able to convince her. More like the board of Education, principal and superintendents wanting another raise so the kids get B&W copies. At our large school we have 1 color copier, the rest are black and white. More often than not, kids are not getting color copies. Budget. Why is this too true Don't you be knocking LaserJet. Those things were a tank whose toner lasted a long time. DeskJet is what you are looking for. Made with HP LaserJet 100 color MFP Same Mario on the right side looks like sleep paralysis demon, ngl. Mario and Noireio. Top 10 hollywood stars ruined by drug addiction. It looks like if he ran into me he'd try to stuff me into an animatronic suit where I belong Mario looks like he's going to go on a mugging spree Too true Me looking at my paper: HERE WE GOOOO One more gram common u can do it is fentanyl the new drug to go? i only appy the fentanyl patches on them cancer patients at work, so they don't suffer 24/7. a couple of months ago there was a problem at our elderly home, bc some crazies tried to dig them used patches out of our trash..have fun with patches which are covered in shit and piss You should have done 64 or 69 Bro youd die before you even got through half a gram of fentanyl wtf do you even know what fentanyl is lmao A true epic gamer moment God I wish I had some pure fent Issa me, Black tar heroin Mario! Come with me and meet my gang of druga dealers! I really Was expecting a rickroll lmao And this is probably what he's listening to on his alone time https://youtu.be/ijBrulQXE2U It me mrio I jst snrted one mre grm and I jst deid DO IT FOR THE GRAM Go ahead and do another gram just one more gram Legendary The homework that steals your time and your lunch money............... Luigi says: do the coke to get the smoke Betta tell your moms your dads your ministers... WOOOMP WOOOMP WOOOMP!!!! Justa what me the Doctor Mario prescribed Mama mia I a need a more of that a shit YAHOOOOOO!!!! And remember kids - when you do drugs, you go to hell before you die! It’s a me druggooo Mario! I have snorted 68 grams of pure fentanyl and I am going to die. Itsame itsame I’m literally studying for an exam right now and my professor put that on his own notes... like bro nobody gives a shit about your stats notes I had a professor just say “don’t waste your money on the book. Just google book name pdf and it should be the first link.” Then he did in in class go show us And then you have the ones that sell their own 40 page notes in 2 sections for €20 each at the college book store. Or the ones that make class notes and give them out in the first class. Even better are the ones that accidentally send a pdf of their own book that they make no money on due to a shitty publisher to one or two people in the class. my favorite kinds of professors A full commitment is what I'm thinking of A lot of emulators come with a warning like "Use a bios file from your own console. Do not download one for free from the Internet!" I saw something on TIL a while back, during the prohibition era of the United States, some companies sold grape concentrate. They had a warning on them that said something to the effect of "after adding the concentrate to water, do not let it sit for two weeks as it will ferment into wine." As if...they wanted you to do it! That's a pretty calculated statement for them to make. *mobile errors I had calculus profs who would tell us 'I legally cannot advise you to steal copywrited material so under no circumstances should you go to this website and torrent the textbook for free instead of buying it from the overpriced book store and wasting your money' I always love those blank pages that just have in like size i font "Do not write here" for no fucking reason. Then the teacher tells you that they didn't see it I like when it’s in huge, WHITE print in the middle of the fucking page so half the assignment is cut off I like when it says on the side of the paper COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL DO NOT PHOTOCOPY OR DISTRIBUTE BY ANY MEANS Or the "here's a form that was made in Excel, if you could fill it out so that we can input the information back in Excel that would be great." "yeah..." "But the image gets worse!" Work in Japan. Teachers give me a copied paper. "just copy it. They have the file on their damn computer. Which is where we are sitting. -20 points. I can’t even read the damn question At my school, we get lectured for printing a class set rather than just a master. They say it’s about toner being cheaper and the copier cartridges are much much bigger. There are also a lot of places where teachers don't have access to a shared laser printer like that and don't have any option but to make photocopies, so stuff like the OP can be unavoidable sometimes. Genuinely not a problem in my school - we have a fleet of MFDs for bulk printing. We have an admin assistant in charge of the reprographics room who can interrupt jobs if needed as well. It's just an old mindset that they can't get out of. Yeah but then you have to be the asshole that released a print job with 200+ pages while others are waiting to use the copier since this is the only one you can print to. What is full sending? huzzah, a man of quality Have you tried full sending it? From an IT perspective, usually it's not that they want you to know what triggered the problem, they want you to provide concise information on what exactly you were doing up until the issue occurred. Though I do understand that IT technicians are notoriously unsociable lol I'm sure thats a great suggestion but that's the thing is that IT acts like its up to the enduser to already know whats causing the issues and what needs to be done to fix it. Also this doesn't solve his/her issue of getting staples on the copies. Have your IT reinstall your driver and you can select the options that your printer has. likely you are on a global driver, or it wasn't installed correctly! Or if I want staples. We can only select staples on our copier itself. It would be easier if the print queue thing was reliable. But I can't keep running back to my room if it didn't send it, so I make extra copies from my first one. Or if I need front/back from different originals I work in IT support for a school - teachers, for some fucking reason beyond my understanding, seem to print one copy of something, then photocopy it for their classes. Telling them that just printing it for everyone keeps the quality better doesn't sink in. It costs the same, comes out of the same device, and it's less work, but I'm the insane one. Th s rin er se ms o æ run ing lo n ink To the knee And my axe! And my sword! Take mine too! Fuck off take a useless arrow Actually it seems this printer is low on incas. Damn u incas "I'm so sorry kids, our ancient printer is not working properly again" Read the full article
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ronmanmob · 11 months
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Con <3 <3 <3
Dating Pros & Cons Meme
Sheepish was something Ron rarely felt, but in picking through the - to his mind - myriad of cons a person might encounter while dating him, he stumbled upon one which made him feel just that. It wasn't a full on bout of it mind, just a wisp while he gestured for a second and poked through his phone to find a specific picture of him Pat had once taken. He'd called it Ron's Moment Of Fuckery, and Ron couldn't disagree, looking back. What all'd made him do it he couldn't place. But there he was in the picture he showed off to Beth--
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"--I ah..." A quiet chuckle escaped. "Shouldn't be left unsupahvised when m'bored. Get inta all kinds'a weird places." Ron nudged Beth's shoulder with his companionably, leaning in a little to confide further-- "Trufe t'God, I c'n get jealous easy. Try not tah. Know i's me brain bein' a swine; pickin' at me 'appiness like it likes tah. Bu's i's still a con."
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appynation · 7 years
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Tagged by @talortut I choose: @rukiahitachiin @yoyo-dodo @itsdetachable @pleasantlycolorfulnacho @letlancelive Name: Emily Nickname: Emma, Appy, Appy_Nation Gender: Female Star Sign: Pisces (it's my birthday today, y'all!) Height: 5′9" Hogwarts House: Gryffindor! Favorite Color: PURPLE. Any shade. Lilac is real high on the list though. I'm a sucker for pastels. Favorite Animal: Sharks 🙌 I'm weird, I know. Hammerheads are the best! Avg. Hours of Sleep: Not enough?? Lol! Being a full time student does NOT do wonders for your sleep schedule. So... probably like 4? Cats or Dogs: Don't make me choose!! Ugh, probably cats. Favorite Fictional Characters: Too many to name?? Lol. Let's see. Lance and Shiro from Voltron, Nightwing from the Batman Universe, Viktor from YOI, and Booker from Bioshock Infinite just to name a couple! Favorite Signer/Band: Pierce the Veil 🙌 Dream Trip: ANYWHERE in Japan. Literally anywhere. Dream Job: I'm on my way toward it! I'd love to be a field researcher doing studies on underprivileged juveniles. Hopefully write a book one day! When was the blog made?: YEAAAARS ago, but only started constantly using it a few months ago. Follower Count: 230 beautiful, beautiful souls <3 What made you make this blog? Originally it was just because I wanted to see what this tumblr thing was all about... but then I discovered MEMES. I love to post my edits here and fics when I make them, and reblog and talk with awesome people with similar interests!! Thank you all for being amazing! :D
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sofia-not-sophie · 3 years
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I thought of this at midnight last night. Fandom brain rot is real.
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A three way Venn diagram with Douxie from Tales of Arcadia, Lester from Trials of Apollo, and Luka from Miraculous Ladybug in the outer sections. In between Luka and Douxie there is a section that reads “Blue hair.” In between Luka and Lester there is a section that reads “Has a twin sister.” In between Lester and Douxie there is a section that reads “Is multiple centuries old.” The center section reads “Fights evil with a string instrument.”
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