I'm beginning the understand the brutality inherent to the human soul <- (set up some homemade fruitfly traps and felt bad about it at first but is now kinda into the sport of it)
Charlie: (laying on her maternity pillow, staring at Vaggie's face)
Vaggie: (dead asleep)
Charlie: (nudges) Vaaaagggiiiiiieeee~
Vaggie: ZzzzzzZzzzzzZzzzz
Charlie: (grows tail and slithers tail up and around Vaggie's wrist and forearm) Vaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee~
Vaggie: (shakes back to consciousness, rubbing her eye, and barely awake) Sí, amor de mi vida.
Charlie: (bashfully as she pokes her fingers together but has a gravelly tone in her voice) Mi cielo~
Vaggie: (suddenly very awake and springs up) Yes, hun?
Charlie: I.... I want something~
Vaggie: S-Something? Like... something something? Not just midnight cravings?
Charlie: It's a type of craving. (looks up at Vaggie from under her lashes) But those can wait until later. (walks her fingers up Vaggie's bare arm to brush a loose strand of hair behind her ear)
Vaggie: (electricity zips through her spine after months of celibacy) Whatever you want, princesa~
Anyways absolutely worth losing all of my money guys here is Morro singing I kissed a boy - IGNORE ALL THE NICE STUFF ANDREW SAID ABOUT ME BECAUSE THAT GENUINELY HAD ME SMILING AND GIGGLING MAN'S WAS BRINGING THE GOOD VIBES TO THE PARTY AND HE DELIVERED
"the prodigal son has returned" "the prodigal daughter has returned" hey have you guys ever thought about how chase and thirteen (the two team members who were like children to house) followed his two different passions respectively . chase, running the diagnostics department, and thirteen, leaving her medical career behind to live with the gay love of her life somewhere far away while one of them dies of a terminal illness. im normal about this fact