yeah you're his girlfriend but he's with me drinking beer and talking about his feelings while i take care of him and put ice on his bruise. we are not the same, sweetie.
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now that we know tim is secretly a nerd who watches doctor who... hear me out.
tim is a huge fan, so much he actually owns doctor who themed coffee mugs. and imagine tim and lucy get together and she goes to his house, stays the night and in the morning wants to make them breakfast.
she would see the mugs and be so delighted and would tease him endlessly.
“oh! yeah,” tim rubs the back of his head in embarrassment. “when you pour hot liquid in, the TARDIS appears. it’s pretty cheesy but i... love them so shut up." he tries to act all tough but lucy adores every second of it. and she's a nerd too so she also enjoys doctor who and is so excited for the mugs.
“oooh,” lucy sounds legitimately delighted as she makes her way closer to where tim is holding the mugs tight in his hands like he was ready for her to mock him or something. “i want to see this.”
tim rolls his eyes but obliges all the same, filling their mugs, and sure enough in a matter of seconds two time machines come into view. lucy picks hers up, giving it a closer inspection and smiling like a little kid on christmas morning, “that’s so cool.”
and then they exchange giddy smiles and lazy morning kisses. 🥺🥺🥺
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you identify as female I was identified as female ￼we are not the same
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an attempt at familiarization with Ms paint
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Memorist: A Summary
Everyone: Stay calm, Dong Baek
Dong Baek: (ง •̀_•́)ง
Dong Baek: (╯ʘ‿ʘ）╯︵ ┻━┻
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Hello! this is a discourse account!
I’m not gonna list all my opinions here, as those should be apparent from my future posts(and if you’re really interested so can just send an ask)
anyway, I just wanted to have my first post be something at least semi-professional and positive before I start fighting with strangers on the internet
have a nice day!
I may not like fronting anymore but I'm MORE than happy to when it involves hanging out with old friends. :) So excited, we haven't seen Meems in ages!
he's asking you to go home while i'm not a guest at his house, i have my own key and i come and go as i please because that's my home too. we're not the same.
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when Ben Kowalewicz said “the red flag waving never meant the same” he was talking about Rome
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to all the dramas i’ve started before
p.s. i still need to finish you
always and forever, drama addicts
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one, i can’t sleep. and two, i’m really ready for it to be 2019, not sure why but i am
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honey, love, sweetheart, husband... if you think you're going anywhere without me you got another thing coming. you've made me love you so now me and my kid will be by your side forever and there's nothing you can do about it. so shut up and eat, babe.
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Mona Lisa is literally the worst and I don't care what anyone says, I want to straight up stab her with a spoon. Jean-Ralphio too.
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