Where are you going,prince Legolas?
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Aragorn: I think I'm in love...
Legolas: With Éowyn?
Aragorn: With an elf...
Legolas: Arwen?
Aragorn: Male...
Legolas: Elladan or Elrohir??
Aragorn: Blond hair, blue eyes!
Legolas: Haldir???
Aragorn: From Mirkwood!!
Legolas: Dude... You love my Father?!?!?
Aragorn *groan, hit his head on the table*: ...
Gandalf *talking to the Fellowship*: And that, kids, is how an elf can stay single for 3000 years.
The Fellowship: ...
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Inspired by a meme and HIMYM lol...
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Best hockey twitter player account goes to Jakub Lauko (Bruins) by a mile
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"Le ab-dollen. (You're late.) You look terrible."
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I present to you the one and only true ending to the lotr trilogy 💍
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Legolas: have you not heard anything lord Elrond has said?!
Boromir: •_•
Legolas: he is your King! You owe him your allegiance!
Boromir: •_____•
*a while later*
Gimli: so where is the elf?
Boromir: gimme a sec I’ll summon him *breathes in Aragorn’s general direction*
Legolas:
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‘Why was I calling you. Wishing for you; why was I longing and thirsting for you with every curve of my soul and even with my ribs?’ —Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Lamia and the Soldier -JW. Waterhouse (1905)
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Gimli: Legolas! Why're you always sitting alone here every Sunday?
Legolas: Waiting for my 'matchmaking date', I supposed.
Gimli: Where're they?
Legolas: Dunno. They never show up.
Gimli: Really?
Legolas: Yeah... And it's already the 15th time.
Gimli: Hmm... How weird...
Legolas: Yeah... How weird...
Meanwhile, in the deep dungeon cell of Gondor:
Aragorn: Boromir, I need more cells.
Boromir: And how long is Legolas 'date' list?
Aragorn: 50
Boromir: ...
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After the battle of Helms deep
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