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How Jaune introduces his Girlfriend (And Ruby) to his family...
Jaune: Everyone I want to introduce to you my girlfriend. Pyrrha Nikos.
Mama Arc: The champion Pyrrha Nikos herself?! (But I shipped Lancaster.)
Papa Arc: Atta boy, Son. I knew you had it in you to bring a proper bride to the Arc family... You are thinking of getting married to her, right?
Rouge: Excellent choice for a woman little brother. If you don't mind I'm looking forward to cross blade with the Champion herself.
Saphron: Isn't she the cereal lady?
Violetta: No! No! No! I refuse to accept this red haired hussy as my brother's girlfriend!
Pyrrha: Hello there. Nice to meet everyone. I am Jaune's girlfriend Pyrrha Nikos and yes I am also the cereal lady.
Jaune: Mom, dad. Everyone. I know you all may have your opinion on Pyrrha. But I want you to know that I love Pyrrha very dearly.
Violetta: Wait who is the dumb looking girl behind you two?
Ruby: Hi. My name is Ruby. Don't mind me, I'm just tagging along.
Jaune: Oh almost forgot. This is Ruby she's a friend. In fact I wanted her to be here. Because I can't imagine doing something so important without her support. She's a good friend. No great in fact, She's not only a great friend, but she's also great at fighting Grimm's, she's great at gaming and she's very cute. I mean she's so cute that I want to tell everyone how cute she is. I like seeing her cute little smile, I like seeing how cute she is everytime she's trying her best. And I like how beautiful she is when she never gives up... I mean, not as beautiful as Pyrrha of course. The point is that she is important to me. And I love her for being my friend.
Ruby: Ohhh Jaune~ *hugs him*
Everyone watching:
Some times later
Jaune: What do you mean you want me to stop seeing Ruby?!
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#pyrrha nikos#jaune x pyrrha#arkos#rwby arkos#arc family#papa arc#papa arc knows best#mama arc#rouge arc#saphron cotta arc#violetta arc
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I would love to see ur interpretation of the Arc family bc I just know you’d nail it >:3
Here’s my Arcs!
Good lord there’s so many of them. These are their appearances (and ages) as of Jaune leaving for Beacon. Full disclosure I made a whole RWBY extended family tree, it’s a problem
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Foreshadowing
Mama Arc: Hey kids, how about I read you a bed time story?
Arc Children: Yay!
Mama Arc: How about the girls who fell throw the world?
Arc Children: Yay!
Five Minutes Later
Toddler Jaune: *Viciously stabbing the Jabberwalker picture, while his sister’s pull him off the storybook*
Mama Arc: I’m sure this means nothing at all.
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Jaune: “So when I was a little kid, my second older sister became really addicted to oxytocin. She went from getting A’s to D’s and she looked horrible all the time, but mom and dad just thought that she was under a lot of stress and that the classes were just harder than she originally thought. But her habits ended up getting worse and worse, to the point that she was spending all of her savings and whatever pitiful amount she could get her hands on to support her habit. One day while everyone was out of the house, she grabbed me by the hand and said we were going on a “Field Trip.” I didn’t question it, I was a kid and I had thought that she had come back to her old self even though she looked like absolute hell.”
“So, we ended up taking a bullhead into Vale and went to what I still consider to this very day to be the shadiest looking apartment building, up several flights of stairs to the third floor and she knocks on the door. After a moment, the door opens up and she ushers me inside we’re a I see a really messy room attended by two guys: A super jacked up Tiger Faunus and a scrawny looking human guy. the human guy has a bag in his hand and he askes her with a dubious look “So, how you gonna pay for it this time?”
She immediately responds “I’m paying with him.”
“Him,” being me. That’s right, my sister tried to sell me to the what I now realize were her dealers in exchange for more Oxy. The silence that followed after was deafening and both her dealers could only stare at her in complete disbelief. Angered at their hesitance, she asks them “Don’t you assholes do trafficking or some shit like that? I’ll just tell my parents that he was kidnapped, just give me the damn oxy!”
Another awkward pause of silence as the dealers both share a wary glance at each other, before the Tiger Faunus mutters “It’s a deal” as the human tosses her the bag and she hightails it out of that shithole slamming the door behind her and not even giving me a second look. The tiger Faunus shakes his head muttering about how my sister was a “Crazy Bitch,” before looking down at me with an apologetic look.
“Listen, I’m really sorry about this kid.” He said as he pulled out his scroll, “Here, give me your home phone and I’ll have your parents pick you up. Were do you live anyways?”
I hesitantly tell them that I live in Ansel, causing them to both give me shocked look before the scrawny guy all but shouts “She dragged you on a two hour bullhead ride for this? For fucks sakes, I told you we should’ve stopped dealing to her the moment she started paying us in bags of quarters!”
The two dealers bickered with one another for moment, before the Tiger Faunus called up my mom and the Scrawny guys was kind enough to lend me his DS with Mario on it to pass the time. My parents come and grab me and man I thought they were going to grease the dealers then and there but they let them slide after putting the fear of brothers into the two of them and then took me home. They, quite obviously, learned of what my sister had done from me and the sheer unbridled rage from my mom and the absolute ice cold vitriol my dad expressed to my sister was something I’ll always remember to this day and they pretty much gave her two options: go to rehab and get cleaned up, or not only get kicked out of our home but to have her name banished off the Arc family name to forever be an exile and pariah of the Arc family for the rest of her miserable days in abject shame.
She chose to go to rehab, kicked her drug habit, and managed to get sober after two years and has remained sober since. My parents bought me Pokemon Black and Chrono Trigger for what I went through as compensation.”
Jaune took a drink of his water, a little parched from his rather long story only to take note of the horrified slack jawed looks of both his team and team RWBY. Both Pyrrha and Ruby had tears in their eyes and he swore he heard Weiss muttering under her breath something about “mistreating him to much,” whatever that meant. The awkward silence was broken when Yang, who Jaune had noticed her eyes were red and also a little teary eyed, finally broke the silence.”
Yang: “...Jaune?”
Jaune: “Yes Yang?”
Yang: “...What in the actual fuck?”
Jaune: “Oh you think that was bad? That pales in comparison to this one time-”
#jaune arc#arc family#Team RWBY#team jnpr#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#yang xio long#weiss schnee#mama arc#papa arc#arc sisters#rwby#rwby shitpost#pokemon#mario#chrono trigger#nintendo ds#shitpost#humor#incorrect rwby quotes#greentext#this popped into my head#and I couldn't stop thinking about it
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Arc birthday party
Arc Resident
We find all of the arc family Except for the sisters and grandpa sitting in the living waiting for jaune arc to come through those doors.
Mr arc: where is that boy?
Ms arc: Honey, I don't think he's coming I think it's still pretty mad about you know not training him.
Mr arc sighs. "Yeah but It's been a long time ago He should get over it I did for as well being he's the only male arc to ever be born, the bloodline must live.
Ms arc: and you wanted him to go work on the family farm! Jaune is a grown man, so let's make him choose his life instead of us.
Mr arc: guess your right, but where is he also where the girls and my dad?
With jaune
Jaune freinds:
Grandpa arc:
"I see my grand son know me to wel, I love me some big Booty bitches!"
Jaune himself:
"Ah ha ha 😎 I'm Awesome."
Happy birthday Jaune you Earned it.
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Hello,
Me again... this is a stupid ask for the "Big Cats AU" and I'm not expecting a blurb, just your thoughts.
Cougars, while they can't "Roar" are known for their "Scream". While is supposed to sound like a woman in distress.
So anyway the question is... has Jaune discovered this ability and has he ever used it to either prank the other Big Cats, or more in line to his character... used it to startle people away from the enclosures when they seem to be distressing the others (maybe in particular Lion!Pyrrha)
Like I said, stupid ask, that just popped into my head.
Keep up the excellent work.
This actually helped me think of something to write, so I'll add a blurb here. Jaune doesnt' exactly have full control of his scream.
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Cheetah!Ruby: WHOA!!! Where did all these cougars come from?!?!?!
Field Trip full of kids pass through with a ton of mom chaparones.
Cheetah!Ruby: Oh, and the pumas too.
Lion!Pyrrha: Apparently the seven adults are Jaune's sisters, and all forty-three cubs are his nieces.
Tiger!Yang: FORTY-THREE?????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Panther!Blake & SL!Weiss: (balk and ears and tails go limp)
Lion!Pyrrha: Something about a family reunion.
Cougar!Jaune: (running away in fear) NOOOOOO!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
43 Cubs: (various ages and chasing C!J) Uncle Jaune! Come play with us! We need to practice our hunting skills!
Cougar!Jaune: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE THEM ON ME?!?!?!?! (climbs a tree to get away from the sea of cubs) Pyrrha! Help me! Bianca! Olivia! Rosmary! Karen! Aqua! Jade! Saphron! Control your cubs!!!
Tree: (bark gives way, trapping C!Jaune's claws as he plummets to the ground)
Cougar!Jaune: (does a cougar scream as he falls and slams into the ground)
RWBY: (wince as they watch the dust settle and the sea of cubs bum rush C!J)
#bumbleby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#ruby rose#rwby crack post#rwby shitpost#white rose#rwby#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#tiger yang#panther blake#snow leopard weiss#cheetah ruby#lion pyrrha#cougar jaune#arc family#thanks novankenn#big cats au
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Can I just say I can the arc’s having a family rabbit because one it’s adorable and two they share similarities in a few ways
Cute.
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every time Jaune or his sisters acted out really seriously his parents would threaten to give them another sibling.
Mama arc: If you kids don't behave, I will get pregnant again!
Arc: kid* immediately sit still like little angels
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This always makes me laugh so much
Please let us meet all of Jaune's sisters I wanna see them annoy him to death. Let them annoy each other to death, too. Let's see the oldest one making fun of Saphron like Saphron did with Jaune. Let's see the twins trying to do pigtails to Jaune hair again even with his new hairstyle. I wanna meet them all lmao.
Also, friendly reminder that yeah, Saphron isn't the oldest, and Jaune isn't the youngest, either. Saphron is the one in orange right beside Jaune.
They seem to be based off the rainbow colors, and they seem to follow the order, so from the oldest to youngest (probably):
1. Red.
2. Orange
3. Yellow.
4. Green.
5. Blue.
6. Indigo.
7. Violet.
So yeah, the oldest is Red; Saphron, whose color is orange, is the second one; Jaune, whose color is yellow, is the third one. Then there's the girl with short hair (green), girl with glasses (blue), the twins (indigo) and the small girl (violet), who does look the youngest. So, yeah, Jaune's not actually the youngest, he's the third sibling lmao.
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Many people think that the "Great and All-Seeing" Ozpin accepted Jaune because of the future with Ever After, but why doesn't anyone want to be guided by logic, and the fact that the Arc's were war heroes? Logically, Ozpin knows the Arc family, and knows that most of their representatives are heroes, and they also have a huge supply of aura, so it's safe to say that he accepted Jaune not because of a moronic fairy tale, but because of his family's past. And I'm more than sure that Jaune's father studied at Beacon, by the way, is also a hero.
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Pure Girl AU. Hey May, is it common at the Arc household for the siblings to have to compete for spaces to relieve any “Joan related tensions?”
May blushed darkly, pulling her had down and hunching her shoulders in a bit as she tried to hide herself in her clothes. “I...it used to happen a lot…” she mumbled. After all, there were a lot of household members. Their mother Juniper, Saphron, Terra, Crimson, Verde, Bleu, Lilac, Royale, Violette, Joan, and herself. That was eleven people living in the same home. So, yeah, personal space was at a premium.
And don’t get her started on when their cousins came over to visit and “Joan Related Tensions” started happening.
There were only so many places to hide! Sure there were several bathrooms, but only one person could get into those at a time without Joan asking questions!
So usually they were running to the nearest bedroom, which if they were incredibly lucky was their own, before unloading their cum into trash bins or if they were less lucky, clothes...though the latter sometimes caused fights to break out between the family members due to favorite items being sodden or ruined.
She still remembered the embarrassment that had filled her when she had frantically attempted to find a place to cum before stumbling onto Saphron and Terra who had been...helping each other deal with their own tensions. That was when she had finally lost the battle with her own lust and unloaded her balls in a massive orgasm.
...the three of them still had issues looking each other in the eyes at times, especially since all three of them had been soaked in each other’s cum.
“B-but since we have b-been ‘s-spreading our wings’, so to s-speak, it...it’s been easier.” granted, it wasn’t much easier at Beacon, since Joan was there, and rather than dealing with nine other people for privacy to rub one out or cum, she had to deal with an entire school, all while keeping her adorably innocent and sexually ignorant godsister-slash-crush safe from those who would just want to fuck her and chuck her, but she was managing…
...even if she was going through as many pairs of panties as she had been at home.
#Pure Girl AU#May Zedong#Arc Family#Embarrassment#Joan Related Incidents#Spontaneous Orgasms#Canon to Series
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Papa Arc Knows Best.
(What I think he's supposed to look like anyway. )
Inspired by @notmaplemable poll.
Papa Arc: Jaune my boy. Now that you are a teenager it's time for you and me to have the talk...
Jaune: The talk?...
Papa Arc: The talk...
Jaune: *gasp* You mean. The talk!?...
Papa Arc: Yes the talk. What do you think I'm talking about, son?
Jaune: Does it mean you're finally teaching me how to be a Huntsman?!
Papa Arc: What. Heavens no, boy! I told you already that you don't have what it takes. You're too weak, not to mention you're not that smart to begin with. Teaching you would be a waste of all our times.
Jaune: Y-you don't have to say it like that dad...*snifs*
Papa Arc: I'm sorry, son. But you know I don't lie. It's one of Arc's family many rule.
"An Arc always tell the truth."
And if I found you lying I would personally beat you half to death.
Jaune: *sweating bullet*
Papa Arc: Anyway back on topic. I'm actually want to talk to you about SEX!
Jaune: S-sex *swoon*
Papa Arc:
*sigh* That boy ain't right...
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So I'm thinking about branching out to non Lancaster territory. Not to worry Lancaster will remain the meat of my posts. I'm thinking about turning this into a series. Papa Arc knows best will focus on father-son bonding. And for fleshing out the Arc family and to serve as minor world building.
And if you have a suggestion for his name go ahead and leave a message.
My other Papa Arc related post:
Papa Arc after finding out that Jaune forge his way into Beacon Academy, stole the family heirloom and modify it without permission.
#jaune arc#papa arc#arc family#rwby#jaune#papa arc knows best#jaune is not a top#virgin jaune#father son bonding#rwby worldbuilding#family#the talk#yes the talk#I'm talking about the bird and the bees
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Don't think about Jaune having to explain the whole Rusted Knight thing to Saffron and Terra
Don't think about Adrien asking her to read him The Girl Who Fell Through The World
Don't think about them getting to the part where the Knight drinks the poison
Don't think about Saffron now knowing that Jaune KNEW THAT WAS COMING
Don't think about Adrien asking "mommy, what happens to the Knight after that? He's okay, right? Mommy, why are you crying?"
As much as NERO finding out he was the Rusted Knight is going to hurt me, the Arcs finding out is going to hurt me SO MUCH more
It’s just a fairy tale, and an EXTRAORDINARILY popular one at that, and none of his immediate family members are going to be able to read it again without thinking about how much their son/brother suffered
Because it’s an inaccurate telling of what happened, we already know that. Jaune did not “drink the poison in Alyx’s stead.” She poisoned him deliberately, there was no accident involved, no willing sacrifice
But the fact remains that as soon as Jaune realized he was the Knight, he KNEW he was going to be poisoned. He KNEW he was never going to make it to the end of the story
And the rest of his family having to grapple with that hurts me so much
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high metabolism
*in the Arc's house at the 4:30 AM*
mama arc:*with a empty mug and looking for other mug of coffe* hm were is the cream for my co-*hear soomethin in the kicthen and listen frige is open and something eating inside of it* a racoon here but we in this place it´s rarely to see one of them *go to the kicthen and...*
mama arc: gotcha you little thief*yell turns on the light and see her son jaune eating raw or prepared meat and some other food* oh it´s you jaune *says suprised the arc matriarch* is that a raw pork chop *says and looking the chop in the mouth of jaune*
Kasai Rex Jaune:*swallows the raw pork chop and eat some raw beef* eh, well could be yes, sorry mom if a wake you up *says and eat a strip of sausages* hehehe, i was too hungry to hold back my morning hunger
Mama Arc: oh son you could have told me to make breakfast for us *says and laughing a little*
saphron: can I join to help to prepare the breakfast*says and the arc mother accept it and make the breakfast with their childs*Funfacts: the faunus in the Arc family are Jaune and his father but the rest like his mother and hs sister are humans
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Arc Parents Names
So this idea has been in my head for ages now, and I just need get it out there. Idk of anyone else has thought of it, but here it is.
It involves my dear boy Jaune. Or more specifically, his family
We've already established that Jaune has seven sisters, we've met one already (Saphron), and it's been shown that they're based on and named after the colours of the rainbow.
Naturally, this got me thinking, not just about the potential names of the remaining sisters, but of the Arc parents as well.
Then it hit me one day:
Prisma and Lux
Aka a "prism" and "light". And what do you get when you combine a prism and light?
A rainbow 🌈
Again, I'm probably not the only one who's thought of this, but I had to get it out there
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Omg imagine how Jaune's family would react to him looking like a 40 year old man who looks fucking broken or imagine him trying to contact him but he literally can't cause there's no sort of connection around Ever After
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