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#arcane incorrect quotes
vi-vanders-prodigy · 2 days ago
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Vi: Cait, you're losing a lot of blood. It looks like you're going to need a transfusion. What's your blood type?
Caitlyn: B Positive
Vi: I'm trying, but you're losing a lot of blood, Cait.
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snootka · 2 days ago
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Jinx: truth or dare?
Caitlyn: dare.
Jinx: don't fuck my sister.
Caitlyn: ... truth.
Jinx: did you fuck my sister already?
Caitlyn: i don't like this game.
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moon-spirit-yue · 2 days ago
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Caitlyn: darling, what are you doing?
Vi, scribbling something on a piece of paper: oh, apparently the council wants to know what kind of weapons we have. I’m letting them know it’s private information
Caitlyn, deadpanned: this just says ‘fuck around and find out’ with Jinx’s doodles all around the text
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somethinggreek22 · 2 days ago
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Caitlyn, nodding seriously : Vi, daughter of vander.
Vi also nodding seriously : Caitlyn, daughter of the kirammans.
Jinx : CAITLYN, SON OF BI-
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oh-the-misery · 2 days ago
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Viktor: [Gestures to Jayce] um. cut him in half.
Blitzcrank: Hot dog or hamburger style, boss?
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jayv1k · 4 months ago
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Viktor: это все твоя вина
Jayce, sighing: yeah, I know
Caitlyn: I didn't know you spoke russian
Jayce: I don't. I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks
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incorrect-jayvik-quotes · 5 months ago
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girlbossmel · 5 months ago
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Jayce, finally calling for peace, getting the council to agree to, and vote for a peace deal:
Jinx with the cannon: Alright epic gamers, here’s what’s called a pro gamer move.
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fibona-chi · 5 months ago
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Viktor: It's my milestone birthday!
Jayce: Milestone? You're 23.
Viktor: In the undercity, after 20 every year without a headstone is a milestone.
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nightlilly0110 · 4 months ago
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Jayce: We’re going to play a game.
Caitlyn: Ok.
Jayce: It’s called “Jayce or Hexclaw.” I’m going to tell you something Viktor has said, and you’re going to have to guess if he said it to me, his husband, or to his grabber arm.
Caitlyn: That sounds easy. Alright, go ahead.
Jayce: *in a sexy voice* “Good boy~.”
Caitlyn: *throwing her hands in the air* I have no fucking idea.
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vi-vanders-prodigy · a day ago
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Caitlyn, to Vi: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Tobias, from the other room: Would you like to stay forever?
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manicscribbler · 5 months ago
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Jayce: When do you usually go to sleep?
Viktor: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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moon-spirit-yue · a day ago
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Vi, glaring at everyone and holding up a small bag: who the hell ate my food? I swear whoever did this I’ll-
Caitlyn: oh, my apologies, it was me! Sorry Vi, I had no idea
Vi:…..forgive them immediately because everyone deserves a second chance. I hope you liked the food cupcake
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snootka · 5 months ago
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Caitlyn: my partner have to be stable socially and mentally, so we can build stable relationship in all aspe-...
Vi: [has emotional childhood trauma, saw her father figure and friends die because od her sister, probably has PTSD, anger issues, and have spent most of her young adulthood in prison]
Caitlyn:
Caitlyn: i want that one.
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fantasticfables · 5 months ago
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Jayce: PLEASE JUST TAKE A BREAK
Viktor: oh I'm sorry, is this OUR terminal illness? Stay out of it
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same-crazy-art-girl34 · 4 months ago
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Caitlyn, dressing up: ...and we were in the rain, she left me, straight up
Jinx: she left you in the fucking rain??
Caitlyn: yeah, i was like crying-
Jinx: what a fucking bitch
Caitlyn: yeah....
Jinx: damn.. *knocks her out*
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incorrect-jayvik-quotes · 3 months ago
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esli-thoughts · 5 months ago
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Powder: Mr Silco, I cannot sleep, my room is too scary
Silco: *petrified in his bed because he forgot he just adopted Powder and thinks it's a ghost talking to him*
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sappho-ilmarinen · 5 months ago
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Jayce: I have a new science headcannon!
Viktor: Can't you just say hypothesis like a normal person?
Jayce:
Jayce: So anyways, my science headcannon is...
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nightlilly0110 · 5 months ago
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Viktor: A knife does not hurt that much. *stabs himself in the hand* See? Nothing!
Jayce: It doesn’t count if you stab your metal hand.
Viktor: Actually, I stabbed the wrong one. I need you to take me to the hospital.
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