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incorrect-gravescest · 2 months
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We're supposed to believe that Jaune and Saphron never fucked when she looks at him like this?!
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littlelewdmable · 1 year
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Jaune: Are you sure this commercial is a good idea, Ruby?
Ruby: Yeah, it's going to get us tons of sales!
Jaune: ...I hope so.
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Jaune: *Doing intense exercises, shirtless*
Jaune: *Voiceover* I'm a huntsman.
Jaune: *Doing farm stuff, still shirtless*
Jaune: And that means I have to rely on my weaponry to function in even the harshest environments.
Jaune: *Wrestling a bear*
Jaune: *Sitting on the tailgate of an old pickup truck*
Jaune: And there's only one brand on weaponry that I trust to overcome any challenge.
Jaune: Lancaster Arms, family made, huntsman approved.
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Nora: *Watching the commercial* And that's going into the spank bank.
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Weiss: ...I have made a terrible mistake.
Weiss: *Receives a call, picks up her scroll*
Weiss: ... Yes Winter, I saw the commercial... No, he isn't single.
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Terra: Wow, Jaune really has filled out~.
Saphron: Yeah... *Insert uncomfortable thoughts here*
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palaceofpassion · 1 month
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What if Saphron gives Jaune bedroom eyes and everyone notices it but the guy himself?
That's the trick! He does!
Jaune pretended, he really pretended that his sister didn't always give him bedroom eyes. His friends had looked at him oddly when they noticed it, but... he had practice, he had years of practice. After all she was only a few years older than him.
But they were brother and sister... so he shouldn't give in, no no! He shouldn't... but he wanted to. He REALLY wanted to! He had to have some level of self control, heck his entire flirting with Weiss had bene a way to move on from his younger feelings.
Didn't work.
Then he had hope with Pyrrha... that didn't pan out, for reasons... god he was dumb.
He tried to pretend things were alright as he sat there, his sister sitting awfully close to him. He of course noted that Terra didn't seem to mind. Troublesome, very troublesome! He was sweating bullets... "Yeah! We'll watch Adrian tonight!" Yang was happy to take care of the cute tyke, he was SUPEr cute, so Jaune didn't blame her.
"Perfect~ Then Jaune, we have a lot of catching up to do."
Ah fuck, he was going to fail tonight!
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brokentrafficknight · 5 months
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Can we get a Jaune between Saphron and Terra, please?
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Without condoning, nor condemning; I understand
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weathermanpolls · 6 months
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incorrect-gravescest · 3 months
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What's your favorite thing about Gravecest? What drew you to it? And are there any other similar ships in other fandoms that you enjoy?
Well, the incest part does add a bit of spiciness to it, but to me it's the fact they're two codependent people who grew up together in a loveless household thanks to their godawful parents and all they have is each other. They are literally the other half of each other's souls.
Oh and Arcest from RWBY is bae.
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littlelewdmable · 1 year
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Ruby In The Middle
Ruby: ...
Yang: Trouble in paradise?
Ruby: I'm just trying to figure something out.
Yang: Well, why don't you let your big sister help you out.
Ruby: I don't think that's a good idea.
Yang: Hey, if you can't come to me for help, who can you?
Ruby: Okay, well... I'm trying to figure out who's chest I like sleeping on more.
Yang: ...What?
Ruby: You see, Saphron's boobs are nice and squishy, it's kind of like sleeping on a marshmallow.
Ruby: But Jaune's pecks are nice and firm like a nice stuffed pillow.
Yang: ...
Ruby: Wait, I've got it! I'll just start sleeping in the middle of the two of them. Then they can both smother me with their chests.
Yang: Umm, Ruby-
Ruby: Then they could start kissing me together, and touching me.
Yang: Ruby-
Ruby: *Horny panting* And even start making out with each other while I-
Yang: Ruby!
Ruby: What?
Yang: How did this happen!? You used to be so innocent! *Tearing up* What happened to my Rubaby?
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palaceofpassion · 10 months
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Have Another great Arcest Fic! NSFW of course. It's not mine but you should check it out.
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brokentrafficknight · 4 months
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arc-misadventures · 1 year
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In the Rebirth AU; how often do strangers, friends and family comment about Jeanne being a Brocon for Jaune as the two grow up? Are there any bets about whether or not Jeanne will "keep it in the family"? And how does Jaune respond to such accusations?
We Need To Talk
Jaune: Mom, explain yourself!
Juniper: Hmm? What are you talking about, Jaune?
Jaune: You said I could start a literal family with, Jeanne, my sister; The hell is that all about?!
Juniper: Oh, so, Jeanne told you that you two could have kids together.
Jaune: Yeah, what the fuck are you guys talking about?!
Juniper: Hey! Watch your language young man!
Jaune: Teach me proper sex-ed then!
Juniper: What? I taught you proper sex-ed, what are you talking about?
Jaune: You taught me how to properly impregnate someone, not how to have safe sex!
Juniper: What are you talking about, I properly taught you everything from that safe sex book that I have.
Jaune: Which one; This one that tells you how to have safe sex, this one that talks about effective ways to get pregnant, or this one which is just a bunch of sex positions?
Juniper: Where did you find those?!
Jaune: On your bedside table while I was looking for you.
Juniper: Shit, I should have listen to your father, and hidden those!
Jaune: So, care to explain why you gave me an improper lesson, or why you’re encouraging my sister, and her brocon behaviour?!
Juniper: What is there to explain? Another one of your sisters has the hots for you, big deal. You can safely have kids if you want to. I’m not saying you have to, just that you can.
Jaune: But she’s my sister! Why are you encouraging… Wait, another one of my sisters like me like that?!
Juniper: At least two of them.
Jaune: That includes, Jeanne, right?
Juniper: …
Jaune: Right…?!
Juniper: So, because of humans, and faunas’s death rates at the hands of the, Grimm it is legal for siblings to get together, so long as their auras are unlocked that is.
Jaune: …
Juniper: So… Which of sisters do you think has the hots for you? You can’t do anything until your at least sixteen of course, but my money is on you, and Jeanne getting together before your other sister’s.
Jaune: Is that a figure of speech, or are you actually betting on me…?
Juniper: What?! I would never bet on my own children! What kind of mother do you think I am?
Jaune: A baby crazed nut case who encourages her own daughters to sleep with their brother to ensure that she has grandkids…
Juniper: …
Juniper: But, I wouldn’t bet on you…
Jaune: …
Jaune: Luna!
Luna: What are you screaming about?! I’m right here!
Jaune: Which of my sisters are you degenerates betting on that I would sleep with?!
Luna: W-What?! Okay, how do you even know your sisters have the hots for you?
Jaune: Mom, and Jeanne told me so themselves.
Luna: Cat’s out of the bag there… But, what makes you think I’m in charge of the betting pool? Or, even if there is one.
Jaune: You’re the greedy goblin of the family, and any such betting would take place with you because of it. So, what are the bets?
Luna: Well… I’m not going to tell you. So there, ha!
Jaune: Tell me before I burn your signed edition of, Samurai of Lust.
Luna: (GASP!) You dare to threaten me?!
Jaune: Care to make it a fact?
Luna: GRRRRRR…! The betting is split between, Jeanne, Carol, and Thiri! With, Jeanne the favoured to win! There, happy?!
Jaune: And, among our family, who’s not betting on… any of this?
Luna: …
Luna: Everyone, but you…
Jaune: You’re all betting that I’ll sleep with my siblings?!
Luna: Yeah.
Juniper: My money’s still on, Jeanne.
Luna: I bet on, Carol.
Saphire: I bet on, Luna.
Thiriana: Jany myself.
Carol: I’ve got thirty on, Saphire. .
Janette: Thiria here.
Angela: Mine’s mostly on, Jeanne.
Jeanne: My money’s on, Saphron.
Saphron: Jeanne I’m a lesbian! I’m not going to sleep with a guy, I’m not into that crap!
Acheius: If you’re anything like your mother that’s not likely going to happen.
Saphron: Beg pardon?!
Acheius: Hey, your mom said she was straight as could be, but then I woke up between two girls, and we were all butt naked. Just wait, you’re gonna slip like your mother did, and love it.
Saphron: M-Mom! Is this true?!
Juniper: Oh those Atlasians~! They’re so cold outside, but oh, oh so warm inside~!
Saphron: What the fuck…?!
Acheius: So, don’t worry, Jaune! It may happen, but so long as you don’t want it to, it will never happen.
Jaune: Thanks. But, who did you bet on?
Acheius: What?! You think I would bet on you sleeping with one of your siblings?! That’s ludicrous!
Jaune: …
Acheius: I bet that your mom would pop your cherry…
Jaune: Oh gods…
Juniper: I’m in the betting pool~?
Saphron: Seriously?!
Carol: I’ll put ten on that.
Janette: Put me down for twenty.
Thiriana: Wait, so is the betting pool about who sleeps with, Jaune, or pops his cherry?
Luna: I think we better restructure the betting pool.
Juniper: Agreed.
Jeanne: So, Jaune how does it feel to be… Jaune? Jaune where are you going?
Jaune: To pack my bags, and take the next available bullhead to, Vale!
Acheius: Vale? Why do you want to go to, Vale?
Jaune: Because, Uncle Roman offered to give me some training, and I need a good reason to get away from you degenerates!
Juniper: Roman?! Oh hell no! I’m not letting him anywhere near you! You come back here right now young man!
Jaune: You’ll never take me alive!
Arc Sisters: …
Acheius: Ya see kids, that’s why the smart money is on your mom. She will actually do something to get what she wants, unlike the rest of you cowards…
Arc Sisters: …
Jeanne: Orgy?
Carol: Orgy.
Thiriana: Orgy.
Jeanne: Orgy it is then~!
Acheius: …
Acheius: Uh oh…
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weathermanpolls · 6 months
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