Happy new year mes amours de tumblr <3
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Maul arguing that he's Obi-Wan's Ultimate Enemy ™ because he killed both his father figure and the love of his life and they have a very special connection that Vader won't understand.
Vader arguing that HE is definitely the Ultimate Enemy ™ because he still kills the remainder of Obi-Wan's Jedi Family to this day and he killed Anakin Skywalker who Obi-Wan definitely 100% loved WAY more than Satine.
They may be enraged to find that Obi-Wan actually considers Palpatine the actual Ultimate Enemy ™...
obi-wan with maul: held him as he died in his arms, closed his eyes after he died, gave him hope in the last moments of his life
obi-wan with vader: cried like a pathetic old man as he apologized to anakin for what he’d done to him, literally so pathetic vader said wait no no never mind you didn’t do this you didn’t kill anakin please don’t cry look I did this to anakin ok please stop crying
obi-wan with sidious: would probably dance on his grave. would not piss on him if he were on fire. probably set the fire.
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i've heard people talk about how two-face is an ideal arch nemesis for batman but i haven't heard that much about the penguin in that role and i'm interested to hear more if you wanna talk about it 👀?
okay so. tl;dr on why Ozzie is an excellent arch-nemesis and narrative foil for Batman and is one of the two Rogues (along with Two-Face) who should replace the Joker as Bruce's main villain: he is the evil Bruce Wayne. He is everything Bruce is, but bad. Tommy Elliot wishes he had the narrative foil-ism Penguin has over Bruce.
He and Bruce are both Old Money and part of the Five Founding Families of Gotham (The Waynes, the Kanes, the Arkhams, the Cobblepots, and the Elliots)
They both run very successful businesses: Bruce runs Wayne Enterprises and Oswald runs the Iceberg Lounge. Where Ozzie uses his business as a front for his criminal activities, Bruce uses his business to help fund his activities as Batman.
Bruce uses his obscene amount of money to help people in any way he can. Ozzie uses his to set up a business, get richer, and fund his own criminal activities (which are largely in service to no one but himself).
They both take up an animal theme for their personas, but for opposite reasons: Bruce becomes Batman to both reclaim his fear of bats and strike fear into the hearts of criminals, and Oswald becomes Penguin as an ode to the birds he's obsessed with and dresses like.
He's also emblematic of everything Bruce fights against and originally fought as Batman: he's a corrupt rich businessman who uses his wealth and power to exploit people and avoid accountability. He uses his money to throw parties for local politicians and auction off weapons and launder money and fuck over the little guy. And he gets away with it because he's rich and powerful and can utilize the illusion of respectable legality that his money affords him to stay out of trouble with the law.
There's a reason Bruce focused on the mob and organized crime during his early years as Batman, and it's because Gotham's core problem is and always will be corruption. That is ultimately why Batman is needed, why Bruce can't just solve the city's problems as Bruce with his philanthropy and social work: because the corruption entrenched into the very foundations of how the city and its justice system operates prevents long-term improvement. And who better to symbolize Gotham's corruption than an old rich white man masquerading around as a gentleman criminal?
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Weirdest common type of guy is libertarian who in his personal life is really fucking finicky about how other people do things
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With what we've seen from the show with Splinters canonic dysmorphia, and also the hints that Raph probably raised the boys more than Splinter did, and see how much stress Raph carries, How Donnie and Leo want more attention and praise (Donnie from a parent aged adult, Leo I think in general) and Mikey craves familial closeness (no hate on him he was clearly going through some shit with depression and being turned into a rat but still!), so does that mean, in your Separated AU, that Leo had to practically raise himself with a practically absent father?
Love your drawings btw.
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Aha,,,, yeah. (.‿.);; A father in distress, no Big Brother to help parent, no Little Brother too cook, no Twin Brother to make sure they have comfort,,,
I really did start this au so I could put a twist on the whole separated thing, but uhhhh…. Yeah. I really unintentionally screwed Leo over….. 😅😅
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something extremely funny ive found is that the stellaron hunters are like. our enemies right. we think they’re super evil and in penacony we even fight one (shoutout sam my buddy who wants me dead)
but then in the side quests and events we’re sending cat pictures to kafka and playing video games with silver wolf. which is it
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can you draw ellabs ?
I honestly am not passionate enough about ellabs to want to draw them like I totally understand other people liking them together but . Im a dina girl
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Sometimes you eat a food and it immediately causes you Problems for 10+ hours and you keep hoping it'll just pass
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who invented the word committee? too many double letters
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