#archibaldjenkins

[moocha-muses]

"Wow, your hair is really silky!"

"Yeah. Uh. Yeah. My dad makes our shampoo himself; he says it's like cooking - you have really pretty eyes."

"Thank you :)"

"Wait, is that why y'all always smell like avocados?"

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #masonbirch #coraliebean #clementinemasonbirch #archibaldjenkins #okay phew she wasn't serious about friday #should have made someone a romance siiiiiim #god imagine if they did date tho? #coco and clementine #sounds delicious

[moocha-muses]

"Oh my goodness, you giant baby! You've only seen me transform a dozen times!"

"Whatever."

"Grr."

"Cut it out!"

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #masonbirch #delphinejenkins #archibaldjenkins

[moocha-muses]

"Is my dad out of earshot? Cool. So she picked me up in a sports car? Like, where did she even get that thing? And then we went down to the shore and we collected a bunch of rocks and seashells and driftwood and when I asked why she wanted them she said we were building a primitive computer program for cursing fish."

"So that's what's up with me."

"How about you?"

"I-uh-I'm good! I'm cool."

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #masonbirch #clementinemasonbirch #archibaldjenkins

[moocha-muses]

grumblegrumblegrumble

"Hey!"

"Chadwick. Trust me. I am savin' you from yourself."

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[moocha-muses]

"I'm thinkin' I'll turn your half of the room into a studio, or maybe a walk-in closet."

"Good luck at college, nerd!"

"Ooooh, Archibald, you better hope there's a clause in my scholarships that keeps me from murderin' you!"

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[moocha-muses]

i guess this is what nepotism tastes like

like raw fish guts

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #jenkins #archibaldjenkins #thinking about rewriting that as a haiku #it even involves nature!

[moocha-muses]

"Malia, hi! What's happenin'? No, I'm not doing anything - both my sisters have their girlfriends over so I'm just trying not to see anythin' that'll make me want to burn my eyes out with acid. You know."

"I mean, I don't even have a girlfriend! But yeah, I guess if I did I'd wanna-"

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #jenkins #archibaldjenkins #maliaodoyle #why do you even want to know malia huh????? #(2 bolts)

[moocha-muses]

"I really could kick your butt into the next parish if I wanted to."

"Yeah, yeah. Don't remind me."

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[moocha-muses]

"Get off, Archie! I like you better when you were tiny!"

"Eee!"

"Morning, angel. Archibald, don't you torment your poor sister just 'cuz you can reach to do it."

"C'mon, Mama, it's not like a werewolf couldn't fight me off if she wanted to."

"But she shouldn't have to, sweetheart, should she?"

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[moocha-muses]

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #jenkins #archibaldjenkins #sabrinajenkins #chianamohinder #we reached the romantic point of the timeline!

[moocha-muses]

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #jenkins #archibaldjenkins

[moocha-muses]

"- and you know the Watcher saw me get off that bus with you and thought about hooking us up. Like, an arranged marriage for the sake of ginger babies."

"Blessed are the redheads! I'll make sure I keep protection on while we're working on our history papers."

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #jenkins #alicewelsh #archibaldjenkins #of course they only have one bolt but it *would* be cute #alice and archie and their little army of redheads #*sigh*

[moocha-muses]

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #jenkins #archibaldjenkins #alicewelsh

[moocha-muses]

"Frig, were there leftover omelets? Be kind, dear sister, and go halfsies on each with me?"

"Ugh, no. I like my strawberries slobber-free."

whatever. i've seen her eat when she's wolfed out

#ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 gameplay #owlcreek #jenkins #archibaldjenkins #delphinejenkins

[moocha-muses]

"-trivial chance of losing, because the odds of someone picking paper right after rock are-"

"Okay! Fine! One more time. Rock, paper-"

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[moocha-muses]

"Stand back and let me show you how it's done, kid."

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