Things That Happen On Public Sessions At The Ice Rink
from a beginner figure skater, to everyone wanting to write ice rink scenes
- there’s the parents who get on the ice and give it a go, and there’s the parents that sit on the sides on their phones
- these parents will never change roles, no matter much a kid begs
- whenever you want to do anything other than skate in a straight line (jump, spin, anything), someone magically appears right where you want to do it
- there’s people who insist they’re actually really good at skating, despite having fallen down four times in two minutes
- you could do the most atrocious spin of your life and everyone would look at you like you’re about to go to the olympics
- there’s kids whose parents have made them dress like they’re going skiing
- whenever you try to take a video of yourself doing something someone careens in front of the camera at the last second
- someone is trying to run a program when there’s just not enough space
- kids with skate aids go haywire
- there’s a kid who’s like eight years old doing triple axels
- hockey players get on the ice and act like they’re human dodgem cars
- tween girls hold hands and shriek when they’re all pulled down by one friend
- there’s some couple being ‘cute’ (aka annoying) in the middle of the flow of skaters
- about a quarter of the people there are clinging for dear life to the barrier
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yes trans people can be hot and sexy and cute but most importantly they're normal. yes fat people can be hot and sexy and cute but most importantly they're normal.
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Like and reblog for Lil Hal.
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While I totally applaud South Africa on taking the israeli occupation to the courts, I think ppl should also keep in mind that the SA government has also been complete shit for places like Sudan. They may had condemned the Israeli Occupation but, in a show of blatant hypocrisy, they've also personally welcomed people greatly responsible for the genocide in Sudan and their president has "condemned" that genocide about as much as Joe Biden has the one in Palestine.
So yeah, people are going to be rightfully pissed. That doesn't mean they don't believe in a free Palestine; it just means they want to be free too and the hypocrisy is hurtful to say the least.
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Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?
Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT
Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR
*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*
Bruce: BE-quiet. They're ADOPTED!
Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.
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Twitter users: Heh, if you block me that means I win 😏😏
Tumblr users:
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non-it/its users need to get their shit together fr
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