#are the ones i have listened to so far

[cubedmango]

indian blorbos obtained u know what that means [hits them w desi memes lazer]

#gayatri singh #pavitr prabhakar #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #marvel #atsv spoilers #my art #god i wish they put the song in the movie it wouldve been so funny #sony listen . u still have a chance in the next movie- #do ppl even know this meme anymore akfjdkjgkd i saw one (1) person mention it online so far #excuse my hindi handwriting it . sure will look like that when i never write in it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

#listen soukoku having telepathy that they insist isn't telepathy it's just using common sense #while everyone else sobs in the corner #is a flavour of pm era skk I adore #like yes technically chuuya can in fact explain the play-by-play #process of understanding dazai's codes #it's just that no one else is going to immediately make the same far fetched connections #UGH the latest chapter of chuuya watching dazai flop and roll around on the ground like a fish while he brainstorms #not an ounce of curprise or confusion #like he's seen this a thousand times before #and even spotting his worries and dazai actually openly musing about his ideas and expressing emotions so vividly #they KNOW each other your honor #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #the sigma show #bsd #my post

[geneticdriftwood]

persephone's in hell; a rooftop conversation

for @mysterycitrus

persephone's in hell, @mysterycitrus // white winter hymnal, fleet foxes // assorted dc comics

#do you ever listen to white winter hymnal and think about dick grayson and cry? because I do! #all of the lines from persephone's in hell are in order and pulled from the same scene except the 'red yellow and green' one #this fic is phenomenal and everyone should go read it #i may also be working on a fan playlist for it #but i'm waiting to finish that until after ch. 3 is posted so i can capture the full emotional arc of the story #look. i can't draw to save my life. so i have to express my passion for other people's fanworks in other ways #webweaving is a new one for me but i'm having fun with it so far #tw child death #webweave #webweaving #robin #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #batman #dc #mine: dc #the flying graysons #the graysons #mary grayson #john grayson

[tricoufamily]

say money but it won't get you too far, get you too far

#his overbite made this so difficult </3 #'ok hold it between your teeth. wait just how far back are your bottom teeth-ohhhhhhh noooooo' #did i make this just because i was listening to this song and wanted to use it as a caption. yes #fun fact did you all know rich girl was actually about a guy but the lyrics got changed to girl because they thought it flowed better #admittedly it does flow better. but anyway this is to say that we were deprived of the one true pure malcolm theme song #i think about this often #we could have had it!!! it could have been his!!! like it still is he's a rich girl but still!!!!! could have had it all!!!! #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 render #the sims 4 #malcolm landgraab

[0vergrowngraveyard]

the difference between sonic and tails sick fics is so funny to me

sonic is so gentle and so caring when tails is sick (or he’s panicking)

meanwhile tails is dragging his brother by the ear, throwing him onto the bed and shoving the entire thermometer down his throat

kid does not get paid enough

#graveyardtxt #at least with the ones i’ve read #i may have exaggerated tails’ part but y’know it’s not that far off #sonic is like “it’s ok bud you’ll feel better soon’’ #while tails is like “maybe listen next time. dumbass’’ #they’re so brothers #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #unbreakable bond #the brothers ever

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

Conversations on here will basically be like

"Hey these new reproductive rights issues are affecting trans men too so let's make sure we include them in the conversation, instead of calling it women's health issues."

"Would you stop complaining? Trans women have it worse than trans men. TERFs want to kill us but only detransition you."

"If living as the gender you are not is so easy why would you transition in the first place? Obviously trans people transition because they can't live with existing as a gender they are not. Obviously "just going back" isn't an option because we often fail to behave the way we're expected to anyway. Forcing any trans person to detransition is a death sentence in and of itself."

"Why are you always speaking over transfems when we talk about transmisogynistic violence???"

#transandrophobia #its the conversation being about trans mascs to begin with that does it for me #yeah im sorry i interupted the beginning of your sentence with the middle of mine so rude of me #and the ultimate frustration is the topic has drifted so far off course #from including trans men in reproductive healthcare #and nobody cares #functionally i would just like access to reproductive healthcare #and you are the one pulling attention from that by turning it into a whataboutisms conversation #nothing that trans men want to acheive by being part of the conversation about reproductive health precludes trans women also getting rights #but telling trans men to shut up and listen to trans women because they have it worse #IS INTENTIONALLY LEAVING TRANS MEN BEHIND #not to mention arguing about who has it worse is what creates false dichotomies that leave out nonbinary people on top of it

[add1ictwithapen]

'Cause I feel the pull, water's over my head Strength enough for one morе time Reach my hand above thе tide I'll take anything you have If you could throw me a line I should have loved you better Do you think that now's the time You should let go?

#I love when Tyler uses water metaphors!!! #also I love the hip hop sound #Tyler really said each song is going to be a genre that you love so that you only ever have to listen to clancy #every song so far has been so different but so good #this album is gonna be so good #twentyonepilots #twenty øne piløts #tøp #twenty one pilots #21 pilots #21p #tyler joseph #josh dun #clancy #clancy era #backslide

[doodleodds]

Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

#p5 #akeshu #akechi goro #kurusu akira #wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack #it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size #also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks! #i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god #and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo #ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :) #why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute #well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part #hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :) #also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right #so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh) #hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake #ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it. #but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess #anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon

[fredoesque]

see the THING about goodsir and stanley is that goodsir may be way less inclined to act cruelly but he has a far greater capacity for it.

#no listen to me bc stanley is cruel out of uncaringness #oh your toes are getting snipped off? well don't expect any coddling he's got better things to do #but that's the extent of it he doesn't care to hurt anyone either #(and yes obviously carnevale shows that he very much can hurt people but even then the hurt is not his /goal/ #it's a necessary evil so he can help people. of all things) #in contrast with goodsir who cares so so much about things and about doing them right #including. when pushed far enough. cruelty #the terror #i hope people know whenever i make a mean post about goodsir i do like him #i just think one of his best qualities is that he kinda sucks <3 #also tbc having a capacity doesn't mean living up to it. it just means you could

[floorpancakes]

#twitter repost #douwata #kawoshin #reomabu #the holy trinity #listen some of you wouldnt get it #ok so im in slightly less rush for the kawoshin rings but i have acquired the douwata necklace #and the mabu ring #so far #im definitely getting the reo one #god forbid any normie that compliments me on my jewelry i will unleash the beast (not be able to stop fucking talking about it) #yaoi #i guess

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Remembrance and Forgetfulness

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I originally debated whether or not to have lwj in the first panel because the implications #that wwx spawned a bunch of kids and lwj assumes its from whatever the hell happened last night #is a bit buckwild. but the more I think about it that actually one of the funniest jokes I could accidently make. So it stays #I don't think wwx and lwj would thrive with their own children but they would be very good mentors #The cool uncles if you will. They let you have some fun. Unlike JC who is the uncle that thinks your parenting is too soft. #Speaking of chilren...my *god* the extra with wwx playing with the kids is *so good* #probably my favourite so far. I keep going back to relisten to it #The kids!!! The mini versions of conflicts between them that mirror the truth yet are distorted by rumours!! #Mwah - Chef's kiss. Go listen to S1 Extra ''Director''. #“op what about the second panel?” Fine. WWX is alternating between noodling around and remixing wangxian. #lwj is experiencing the non-flutist jealousy of having an instrument that is not easily played as you walk. The most painful jealousy.

[smol-soop-spoon]

imagine being the guy who supposedly inspired Henry's character and discovering thousands of complete strangers on the internet are violently thirsting over your fictional alter ego

#good lord i hope the poor man rejects modernity as much as henry and doesn't have an internet connection #imagine if he found out about ao3 #idk for you but im suddenly very aware of my socks #the secret history #henry winter #tsh #also i listened to a tiny bit of The Podcast (u know the one) and he has a really soothing voice #but alas i have the attention span of a ferret and the journalist (?) was annoying as hell so like #i guess that's about as far as this endeavour goes #but yeah the man has a really nice voice like wow #read to me señor

[mrehkka]

This is a Zim who's universe-hopped (perhaps a zim that made it out of the ZimVoid?) and ends up finding an earth that is zim-less so he sticks around. Dib isn't around anymore in his home universe so it caught him by surprise

Dib is still on his zim-is-sus kick... but he's noticing some differences. Which honestly just makes him more suspicious of him lmao

#invader zim #iz zim #iz dib #zadr #my art #as far as dib knows zim disappeared one day #and now he's back with a legit good human disguise #he's like WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING NOW #if it feels like I have a new au every few days it's bc I listen to music on the bus a lot and it gives me lots of ideas #and I'm trying to sketch every day so it's fun to get those images and thoughts out of my head =D #normally I give zim freckles but I don't think I did that in my past few arts #idk sometimes the brush I switch to doesn't give the right effect for it #this one is very thick for example so it takes a lot of space on the face #I could do the cartoony three or four dots... but I like the more subtle widespread look so 🤷‍♀️

[puppyeared]

Forever and ever

#wip!! one direction fools gold came on while I was in the shower and listen… LISTEN #omg not me searching up anatomy references.. not me digging thru my unused anatomy ref folder 🫢🫢 #I tried to give macaque straighter posture here on purpose based on the flashback. he seems more serious than Swk so I wanted to convey that #thru body language. although I am torn between one being taller than the other but I like giving them their own features so they stand out #ANDDD .l think I finally figured out how I want to draw their sideburns now sort of!! fuck their hairlines though I’m never gonna learn how #to draw that shit 🗿. I also have another drawing of mk based on one specific frame during his fight with azure. like he’s sort of crouching #crouching on all fours and leaning away from the camera like the Akira bike slide but as a monkey. idk how to describe it but I wanna see #how far I can go with that one. idk if I’ll finish it thought but it looks SO COOL in my mind #my art #myart #doodles #shadowpeach #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk wukong #lmk swk #lmk six eared macaque #lmk macaque #idk if this counts as #lmk s4 spoilers #Lego monkie kid season 4

[revenantghost]

My brain: Hey how about this fucking badass AU idea

Me:

#HELP I'M ALREADY DEAD STOP THIS WEH #Listen this idea is going #SO far down the line #First is untitled E fic #Then the plan was to get back into the longfic saddle by finishing Kittenwood #(Which... do I really need it after this bullshit 'short' fic tho) #Then my VW reverse bang #Then finish Hallowboned #AND THEN A DIFFERENT AU #NOT THIS ONE!!!!!!! #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Yadda yadda